There are always sick girls with ill intentions towards me

Chapter 153 Lingxi Home Base
Su Wanwan put her index finger into the teacup, and then quickly drew circles above the table.

"If you succeed, you will be able to swing beyond the limits of ordinary people, just like a gust of wind sweeping away all the clouds."

As she moved her index finger, the tea on her fingertips scattered and dripped onto the table.

"The highest realm is when the bed is full of flying."

Shen Fengyi stared at the teacup on the table and suddenly felt thirsty.

She didn't expect that the knowledge involved was so profound and there were so many different opinions.

Just a cup of tea made her think a lot.

When he thought of Li Lingge, his breathing became a little disordered.

Shen Fengyi clutched her palace skirt tightly and drove away all the strange thoughts in her head.

"Shen Fengyi, Shen Fengyi, you are the queen!"

"It's embarrassing enough to ask a dancer for advice on something like this."

"What are you still thinking about?"

Letting out a breath lightly, Shen Fengyi asked.

"If you want to reach the highest level you mentioned, how long will it take?"

Su Wanwan stretched out three fingers and said calmly.

"Three years."

At this time, she roughly guessed the other party's purpose.

He must have fallen out of favor in the palace and had no choice but to resort to this desperate measure.

Even the wives of wealthy families would disdain this, let alone the noble ladies of the prime minister's family.

Since she was just asking about the martial arts in the Chu Hall, she had nothing to be shy about.

Judging from the tone of Prince Wei's voice just now, he probably wants to hear it too.

Three years? !
Shen Fengyi immediately shook her head. It would take too long. Li Zei would definitely not give her that much time.

The thief Li has always been on the side of the second prince. The emperor will not live for more than three years, and by then it will probably be the second prince who will ascend the throne.

“Is there a shorter way?”

"Have."

Su Wanwan took out six egg-sized glass balls from the drawer and piled them beside the bed.

Then, a soft cushion was placed on the glass ball.

Seeing this, Shen Fengyi stood up curiously and walked closer.

"What is this doing?"

At this time, Su Wanwan placed another stack of paper money on the cushion, and then turned around and sat on the cushion.

Su Wanwan swayed her waist lightly, but only ten times, then stood up.

The originally thick stack of paper money had now been evenly spread out into a round paper fan.

"This is called sitting on the paper. Within 20 times, you can make the paper into a fan, and then you can be considered qualified."

Shen Fengyi took a deep breath and roughly understood the true meaning.

She felt that maybe she had come to the right place.

“Is this just an introduction?”

The paper fan spread out so evenly that she might not be able to do it even with her hands.

Just now, Su Wanwan used...

Su Wanwan took out a glass ball and then spoke.

"Once you become proficient, you will have to replace the glass ball with an egg. Only when you can create a paper fan while the egg remains intact, will you be considered successful."

She glanced in the direction of the closet and spoke meaningfully.

"You have to practice until you can make him go faster or slower. Everything is in your control."

Shen Fengyi stared at the padded paper fan, feeling that she might never reach such a level in her lifetime.

"How long will it take to master this?"

"It depends on the person. Generally, it takes a year to practice." Su Wanwan put away the cushion and paper money. "It took me half a year, which is a relatively short time."

Although she was a prostitute in Hongxiu Tower, she had learned everything she needed to learn, and even studied harder than anyone else.

After all, no one wants to stay in Hongxiu Tower for the rest of their life.

She also hopes that she can leave this place and find an honest man to marry one day.

Although I couldn't see the face under the veil, the figure of the person in front of me was actually much more charming than hers.

Those rich men just like this.

Su Wanwan seemed to be talking to herself, but also seemed to be giving Shen Fengyi some indirect advice.

"Even if you are a beauty, once the lights go out, you will just lie on the bed like a dead fish, and people will get tired of you eventually."

Although she lived in Hongxiu Tower, she was used to seeing men all day long and knew a lot about the fights among the women in the mansion.

If you don't have a skill, how can you compete with others?

The person in front of us is the best example. Even with such a beauty, she is still out of favor.

What's more, a woman who is not good-looking and can't make a man happy has no way to survive.

Even if she is the eldest lady in the mansion, it is not uncommon for a man to favor his concubine over his wife in the capital.

Perhaps because she felt a sense of empathy, Su Wanwan's tone became a little more serious.

"Sitting in an urn and sitting on paper complement each other. After the success, the doors and windows are stacked, giving people at least three different feelings."

Although she knew that she didn't have that much time, Shen Fengyi still couldn't help but ask.

"Which three?"

Su Wanwan couldn't help but glance at Shen Fengyi's figure again. If she were to enter the mortal world, she would probably not be the top of the Rouge List.

"In Hongxiu Tower, three couplets are privately circulated."

She picked up a small teacup and placed it on the table.

"The first line is about a bird roosting in a tree by the pond, and the second line is about a monk knocking on the door at night."

Shen Fengyi asked subconsciously.

"Where's Hengpi?"

"There is no other cave."

Then, Su Wanwan picked up the second teacup and arranged them in order.

"When you are surrounded by mountains and rivers, you may think there is no way out, but when you look up, you will find another village. The horizontal banner reads: It is getting better and better."

As the third teacup was placed, Shen Fengyi heard the third couplet.

"Clouds have no intention of leaving the mountains, and birds know to return when they are tired of flying."

The Queen seemed to be immersed in it and murmured subconsciously.

"Deep in bliss."

“Bliss—”

The horizontal banner was spoken out first, and Su Wanwan was obviously stunned for a moment.

She looked at Shen Fengyi who was a little absent-minded, and for a moment she was a little dazed.

"Your Excellency has entered the Tao."

Shen Fengyi's cheeks felt a little hot when she came back to her senses. These words sounded like a compliment to her.

But when this kind of thing is praised, it seems like there is really nothing to be proud of.

Fortunately, the veil covered her blushing face, so outsiders could not see it.

Shen Fengyi sighed. Although she could learn these skills, it would take too long. She wanted to learn them quickly and with immediate results.

"I don't have that much time. Is there anything faster?"

"Then there is only one last resort."

Su Wanwan turned and walked to an exquisite cabinet, opened the door, and saw four slender high-heeled glasses inside.

jingle.

With the sound of the goblets clinking, she took out a goblet from the shelf.

As the tea in the teapot poured into the goblet, Su Wanwan placed the cup on the table.

"This is a colored glass cup from the Western Regions. If you can finish this cup of tea with your tongue without using your hands, that will be enough."

Shen Fengyi was half-believing and half-doubting, then she lowered her head slightly and moved closer to the goblet.

She soon discovered a problem: she could only drink half of the water in the cup.

Below that, it is impossible to get it.

"How can I finish this?"

Su Wanwan spoke seriously.

"You have to practice slowly to be a noble person. When you can drink the last drop of tea, you can win a man's heart."

She took a step forward and extended her hand toward Shen Fengyi.

Shen Fengyi was like a frightened bird. She immediately took a step back and asked vigilantly.

"What do you want to do?"

"I just want to tell you that both men and women have many places where they can easily feel happy, such as the ears, neck, and head."

As she spoke, Su Wanwan pointed her fingers at Shen Fengyi's exaggerated pectoral muscles.

She continued as she demonstrated.

"You have to use the lightest and softest force, like scratching an itch through a shoe."

Shen Fengyi's breathing stagnated. She felt something was wrong, but she couldn't tell what it was.

She could only comfort herself in her heart that this was just learning and there was nothing strange about it.

But even so, she felt that her body seemed to be getting weirder and weirder.

At the same time, there was a hint of charm in Su Wanwan's eyes as she looked at the wardrobe.

She knew that there was a pair of eyes watching her.

The next moment, her hand had fallen on Shen Fengyi's leg.

"Massage is also very important. If you find the right acupuncture points to relax your muscles when they become sore, the satisfaction you can bring will be beyond your imagination."

Shen Fengyi's body stiffened, and she immediately grabbed Su Wanwan's hand which was going deeper and deeper.

"This... you don't need to learn it."

"You don't want to be suppressed by other women forever, right?" Su Wanwan already knew Shen Fengyi's pain. "Even if you don't consider yourself, don't you consider the future of your child?"

Her words were like sharp blades, piercing Shen Fengyi's heart.

Shen Fengyi loosened her hand and closed her eyes.

"Please girl teach me."

Looking at the scene outside the closet, Li Lingge felt his throat a little dry.

He clearly remembered that Su Wanwan was still in the pure Yuan body, so why was she so clear and logical when giving lectures to the Queen Mother?

Su Wanwan's actions became more and more bold, and Li Lingge knew that what he saw was what the other party deliberately wanted him to see.

Soon, Shen Fengyi felt her legs go weak and she fell onto the stool.

After experiencing it herself, she had to admit that Su Wanwan's massage technique was amazing.

If he could learn 70% to 80% of the opponent's skills, he would definitely be able to easily defeat the thief Li.

Thinking of this, she became more cooperative.

I don't even know when my head tilted back, my eyes started to roll up, and I don't know when a slight hum came from my nose.

Lingxi seemed to sense something was wrong with Li Lingge, so she showed up without snapping her fingers.

The space in the closet for a person to stand was already very small, and as soon as she appeared, Li Lingge had to bend down slightly and tighten her abdomen.

Lingxi, however, stepped forward and leaned close to Li Lingge's ear, lowering her voice.

"I heard everything. I'm terribly strong now!"

Naturally, she would not miss such a great plan.

If the petty-minded Li Lingge couldn't control himself, then she would be very satisfied.

Li Lingge was a little skeptical.

"How strong can it be?"

"Do you want to try it?"

Lingxi placed her left hand on Li Lingge's chest, and her index finger gently drew circles around the bulge.

At this moment, she put into practice the knowledge that Su Wanwan taught Shen Fengyi.

hiss!
Li Lingge took a deep breath and his breathing immediately became heavier.

He had to admit that Su Wanwan was right and could be called a master of theory.

And Lingxi in his arms may not be Su Wanwan's most outstanding student, but she is definitely the fastest student to complete internship.

Li Lingge's throat rolled, and he buried his nose in Lingxi's long black hair. He only needed to move slightly to lift Lingxi up easily.

In such an environment, even though he hadn't done anything yet, Lingxi was already so excited that he was about to break down.

Taking a deep sniff of the hair fragrance, he looked up at Lingxi's loving eyes, then leaned over and kissed her.

Lingxi's back hit the wardrobe board, but a hint of a triumphant smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.

Then, the pink love heart in her eyes suddenly enlarged.

Because both of the sword spirit's mouths were blocked by Li Lingge...

At this moment, a sound that was difficult to suppress finally came out of Lingxi's throat.

At the same time, Shen Fengyi, who was immersed in studying, woke up immediately.

She stood up suddenly and turned to look at the closet.

"what sound?!"

Su Wanwan glanced at the closet. She never expected that Prince Wei would make such a noise.

Under the current circumstances, it was impossible for her to let anyone open the cabinet.

"Hongxiulou is not as good as the nobles' mansions, rats often appear there."

When Shen Fengyi heard the word "rat", she felt a little afraid.

She was most afraid of mice, so she suppressed her urge to find out what was going on.

The wardrobe is not big, it's impossible for someone to hide in it.

However, after this scare, she no longer had the heart to continue studying.

The main thing was that she was really worried that a mouse would jump out and crawl under her feet.

That scene is creepy just thinking about it.

"Thank you Miss Su for preaching today. I will send someone to deliver another generous gift tomorrow."

Su Wanwan also secretly breathed a sigh of relief. She had been trying to find a way to send the person away, but she didn't expect that the other party would actually ask to leave on his own initiative.

Seeing this, she was about to get up and see him off, but Li Lingge's voice came into her mind again.

'Don't let her go.'

There was a sense of urgency in the voice, as if one was running.

At this time, Shen Fengyi had already turned around and prepared to leave.

Su Wanwan glanced in the direction of the closet. Although she didn't know why Li Lingge did this, she knew that she had to find a way to keep Shen Fengyi.

"Please stay, sir!"

Shen Fengyi paused and turned to look at Su Wanwan with some confusion.

"Miss Su, do you have anything else to tell me?"

She also knew that coming here would be a huge risk, so it would be best to make everything clear at once.

If you walk by the river often, you will get your feet wet. She doesn't want to do it again.

Su Wanwan had taught almost everything she could, and now, she only had one item left to teach.

"In addition to the skills, you must also learn the mindset."

"intention?"

Hearing this unfamiliar word, Shen Fengyi walked back by herself.

She sat back down at the table and asked.

"What is mind skills?"

Su Wanwan felt a little thirsty, perhaps because she had said too much during the teaching or because she had sweated too much.

She first poured a cup of tea for Shen Fengyi, then drank a cup herself before she spoke.

"As the saying goes, a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a prostitute, a prostitute is not as good as a secret lover, and having secret lover is not as good as not having any."

Shen Fengyi understood it immediately.

“The harder it is to get, the more you want it.”

Su Wanwan nodded in agreement and continued.

"If he bites you right away, you won't be cherished even more."

Hearing this, Shen Fengyi couldn't help but recall the past between her and Li Lingge.

Perhaps it was because of her resistance and perseverance that Li Ze was obsessed with her.

Otherwise, why did Li the thief go to find her first when he entered the palace after being resurrected, instead of going to find Concubine Wan first?

In this way, she had achieved a lucky remedy by whetting the appetite of the thief Li.

Next time, I just need to let Li the thief taste a little bit of sweetness, and I will surely be able to snatch him into my arms.

"I understand."

"Also, men like to hear sweet words more than we do. If you let him know that you are devoted to him, it will make him feel extremely satisfied."

Su Wanwan used almost all she had learned in her life just to delay time. After moistening her throat, she continued.

"You have to keep yourself fresh and come up with some new ideas from time to time, so that he will always look forward to the next time with you."

Hearing this, Shen Fengyi couldn't help but feel a little distressed.

She can do all the kung fu that Su Wanwan just taught her. It’s just a matter of time.

But if she were asked to think of new ideas, it would be too difficult for her.

"How do you think about this?"

Seeing Shen Fengyi's naive tone, like that of an ignorant girl, Su Wanwan couldn't help but sigh inwardly.

Such a woman, even if she has learned all kinds of skills, will not be able to compete with those women who are good at playing tricks.

She stood up and walked towards the bed, glancing at the closet out of the corner of her eye.

She didn't know if it was an illusion, but she felt the closet door tremble slightly.

He was afraid that Li Lingge would cause some trouble again and it would be difficult to cover up.

She walked quickly to the bed and pulled out a thick hardcover picture book from under the pillow.

Although he was a little reluctant, he still handed it to Shen Fengyi.

"This is my treasured illustrated book, Record of Heavenly Fragrance, and I am giving it to you, my dear."

Shen Fengyi took the sketchbook, opened it and took a look.

After just a glance, her pupils shrank and she immediately closed the sketchbook again.

"This this……"

How could she, the queen, read such a vulgar picture book?

"If people knew I was watching this kind of thing..."

Although she said so, she held the sketchbook tightly in her hands and had no intention of returning it.

Su Wanwan also knew that the other party just needed a stepping stone and a reason to comfort himself.

"Think this is vulgar?"

"No, no, that's not what I meant."

Shen Fengyi wanted to argue, but Su Wanwan seemed to have seen through her thoughts and spoke frankly.

"Why do you think you can win over others?"

Without waiting for Shen Fengyi to answer, Su Wanwan continued asking and answering her own questions.

"A noble man can only win his heart if he can do what others cannot do and do what others cannot give him."

Su Wanwan pointed at the album and said meaningfully.

"For example, words that most women can't say."

Shen Fengyi's throat rolled and she immediately understood what Su Wanwan was referring to.

She opened the album in her hand again and took a look. It clearly said what to say.

"In that case, I will reluctantly accept Miss Su's kindness."

the other side.

A vine suddenly wrapped around Lingxi's mouth, and Li Lingge whispered in her ear.

"You don't want to be discovered by them."

Lingxi tilted her head back, her eyes completely filled with pink.

Her teeth bit the vine, making a slight 'squeak' sound.

Perhaps because the center of gravity was on Li Lingge, the curve of her jelly butt looked even more graceful.

The curve rose and fell like an arc in a musical score, and in the darkness, accompanied by Li Lingge's rhythm, played a chapter unique to the two of them.

In the interweaving of candlelight and darkness, the flexibility of the sword spirit's delicate body was displayed to the fullest.

In the pink eyes of the crazy sword spirit, there was one part nervousness, one part excitement, and eight parts joy.

Li Lingge didn't dare to speak out too much, so he always restrained himself.

Otherwise, the two people outside would definitely hear the noise.

But at this time, the rubber body and the secret wheel technique actually started up at the same time.

Click!
Lingxi widened her beautiful eyes, and because she bit the vine too hard, she actually bit it in half.

pat.

The vines fell to the ground, making a sound of colliding with the cabinet.

This commotion could not be concealed even if Su Wanwan wanted to.

Shen Fengyi also noticed something strange. The wardrobe was clearly shaking.

What a big rat it must be to make the closet shake like that.

boom!
The next moment, Chen Duling suddenly rushed in.

Before Shen Fengyi could react, he was already protected behind her.

Chen Duling stared at the wardrobe and reminded.

"There are assassins!"

With Li Lingge's Chaos Magic Source and Lingxi's spiritual strength, it is not difficult to restrain their aura under Chen Duling's nose.

However, with their rationality almost completely gone, they had no way of caring whether their own energy was leaking out.

Chen Duling was guarding outside the door, not only to guard against anyone who might rashly break into the house, but also to keep an eye on what was happening inside the house.

After all, Shen Fengyi doesn't know martial arts, and she has to ensure the queen's safety.

Even though Su Wanwan doesn't know martial arts, she can't and dare not be careless in the slightest.

Shen Fengyi took a step back. She had already had some guesses in her mind, and now Chen Duling's intrusion further proved her guesses.

Looking back now, the time she spent waiting in the private room on the second floor over a cup of tea was enough to do a lot of things.

Could it be that Su Wanwan discovered her identity from the very beginning and therefore made secret plans?

Who is in the closet?

When she thought of the shameful look she had just displayed under Su Wanwan's massage, a chill instantly ran through her body.

Before this, she was almost about to regard Su Wanwan as a confidant who was both a teacher and a friend.

I didn't expect that people's minds are so unpredictable. Was all that teaching just now fake?
At this moment, the first thing she wanted to figure out was who was in the closet.

"Who is it, come out!"

Then, the cabinet shook even more violently, but no one came out.

Chen Duling pulled out a soft sword from his sleeve and pointed it at Su Wanwan.

"You go and open it."

"I?!"

Su Wanwan looked at the wardrobe that kept shaking and felt a little hesitant.

However, Chen Duling didn't give her any chance to hesitate.

The next moment, the sword blade landed directly on her shoulder.

"go with!"

Helplessly, Su Wanwan could only walk towards the closet step by step, while trying to slow down her pace.

But with the sword at her neck, she couldn't help but walk too slowly.

Ten breaths later, Su Wanwan walked to the closet door.

Chen Duling followed Su Wanwan holding a sword, and Shen Fengyi followed closely behind Chen Duling. The three of them focused their eyes on the cabinet door.

Su Wanwan looked back and the soft sword moved forward another inch.

Her throat rolled and she dared not delay any longer.

I could only reach out and grab the door handle of the closet and slowly open the door.

At the same time, Chen Duling also became highly alert.

However, the moment the cabinet door opened, all three of them were stunned.

(End of this chapter)