Poverty alleviation variety show goes to the countryside, my talent can no longer be hidden

Chapter 653: Disgusting, right?!

Zhou Hao looked away from the TV after watching only half of it.

It's really annoying to the eyes.

Opening his phone, he glanced at the Douyin platform that was broadcasting live simultaneously.

Although the comments floating on the screen are all automatically filtered flattery, if you look carefully at the comment box below, you can still find a lot of real complaints.

"What the hell is this?"

“These were the longest three minutes of my life.”

"I want a pair of eyes that haven't watched this show. I'll give you 50 cents!"

"I'll give you a piece!"

"You danced very well, could you please not dance next time?"

"Anyone can really be on the Spring Festival Gala, right? Who are you putting this up for?"

"I'm about to throw up the New Year's Eve dinner, you guys are such a jerk!"

After dancing for a full four minutes, the abstract dance of these giegies finally ended.

Zhou Hao and Xu Lingyue breathed a sigh of relief almost at the same time, then subconsciously looked at each other and laughed out loud.

"Look." Zhou Hao pointed at the screen. "Even they can perform without blushing or beating their hearts. Why should you be nervous? Even if you fail, you are still more reliable than them."

"Keep your voice down." Xu Lingyue slapped his finger away and scolded him with a smile, "There are cameras here, don't talk nonsense."

"It's just the truth." Zhou Hao curled his lips, looking disapproving.

Anyway, I'm already on the road to success. I've long been in a different camp from those traffic clowns. Why should I be afraid of making enemies?
The dance ended and it was finally the turn of the first language program of the night.

Many viewers in front of the TV subconsciously perked up and stared at the TV screen with anticipation.

Thanks to the excellent foundation laid in the previous twenty years, language programs are the white moonlight in the minds of almost all audiences. Many people even stay up a whole night just to watch language programs.

The same goes for Zhou Hao himself. When he was a child, he would eagerly wait to watch the skits by Baiyun Heitu every New Year's Eve. He could not sleep if he didn't see this couple.

Unfortunately, today's first language program is destined to disappoint everyone.

Dowry and Gift Money.

Just by looking at the name, many people's eyes lit up, and they thought that this crosstalk was going to go full throttle and make a sharp satire on the chaos in marriage and love!
As a result, the two crosstalk performers chatted on stage for a full five minutes, not only without any sarcasm, but even with a hint of whitewashing...

This time, all the audience were completely confused.

No buddy, what are you doing?
Do you think the conflicts in marriage and love are not intense enough?
If you don't dare to satirize, then don't touch this topic. No one is pointing a gun at you.

You chose this topic in order to justify and whitewash these evil tendencies?
Where is the face? !
The creators obviously knew that this was a landmine, and at the end of the crosstalk they did satirize the phenomenon of sky-high bride prices, but they only "touched on it" and did not dare to go deeper.

Amid the bursts of canned laughter, Zhou Hao felt only sadness in his heart.

They want to capitalize on the popularity of the show by customizing it, but they don't dare to really touch the audience's real anxiety points... This kind of show is born to be criticized.

I don’t know what these people were thinking to have to come up with such a show.

Just as he expected, before the show even ended, all major social media outlets were already filled with criticism.

"What's the point of this show? To whitewash Gao Caili?"

"I thought last year's skit was disgusting enough, but I didn't expect there would be another master!"

"This is the most disgusting skit I've ever seen, bar none!" "What is this for, trying desperately to drain six wallets?"

"Is it true that the government is taking the lead in promoting the dog-licking economy?"

"I subconsciously looked at the gender of the chief director and I can only say that it perfectly fits my stereotype."

"Alas, Lao Kong, I miss you."

"Another year of missing Kong Lin..."

The crosstalk ended, and next came a performance combining martial arts and songs.

This show is quite standard. The singers are talented and the children performing martial arts are all from regular martial arts academies. Every move they make is quite standard and beautiful.

The appearance of this program has calmed down the anger of countless people in front of the TV a little.

At least this show is still somewhat watchable.

If all the programs could reach this level, this evening show would be great!

Then the scene cut to the branch venue, and the first branch venue to appear was in Zangsheng.

In front of the magnificent Potala Palace, Tibetan compatriots sang and danced, presenting performances with strong ethnic characteristics.

Although most people cannot understand what these songs and dances are expressing, being able to see authentic Tibetan song and dance performances is a very novel experience for many middle-aged and elderly people who have never left the province in their lives.

Returning our attention to the main venue, there was another song program, and a chorus of celebrities.

Including the medley program at the opening, this is already the second chorus program, which is actually rare in previous evening parties.

As for the reason... you can figure it out with your toes. There are just too many Giegie sisters who bribed others with money or connections, and the director simply can't arrange them all. So he can only use this hodgepodge program to increase the number of slots as much as possible.

Anyway, these guys don’t have any real talent, and this messy show just gives them a chance to fill in the numbers. Just showing their faces will consider the mission accomplished, and everyone is happy!

All the songs in this hodgepodge are pre-recorded, so there is no need to worry about overturning. Sister Giegie can boldly show off her figure...

The reputation of this kind of program can basically be predicted with just your toes - fans are crazy about it, bragging about it everywhere and taking pride in it; passers-by and ordinary viewers will only find it boring, and even want to complain in disgust.

After the show ended, two national hosts, one male and one female, walked onto the stage.

At the same time, the stage background behind them has turned red.

Fiery red.

After a set of clichés, the female host smiled and said, "...Every time the New Year comes, we always hear this phrase in the congratulatory message - "red and prosperous". The word "fire" in this phrase hides the secret of our Chinese civilization that has lasted for thousands of years!"

"It was the inheritance of fire that allowed us to walk out of the caves, get rid of the primitive life of eating raw meat and drinking blood, and step by step embark on the road of civilization."

"Fire is also light, representing our yearning and pursuit for light and beauty..."

As she announced the show, the program list appeared on the screen.

Dance short play: Fire

Script written by: Zhou Hao

Starring: Yang Weihong, Lin Rui
Dance: Zhao Yanqing
"Here it comes." Zhou Hao let out a long breath, and the breath in his heart also hung in the air.

Thousands of households watching TV became subconsciously excited when they saw the two words "Zhou Hao".

This name is almost a guarantee of quality!

(End of this chapter)