Poverty alleviation variety show goes to the countryside, my talent can no longer be hidden

Chapter 503 Happy New Year

As it turned out, Zhou Hao's hunch was correct.

This skit has almost all the shortcomings it should have - the first one is that the theme is old-fashioned.

Doctors on duty, police officers, firefighters... While everyone is enjoying the beauty of family reunion, comrades in these special positions are still sticking to their posts.

Their New Year's Eve dinner is also extremely simple - instant noodles, self-heating rice, or maybe even just a pack of biscuits.

Such ordinary heroes are indeed worthy of praise, and such deeds are indeed worthy of praise...

But no matter how good something is, you can't eat it every day. If you keep rehashing this kind of subject matter every year, the audience will get tired of it!

Second, the script is confusing.

It's okay for you to rehash something old, but at least put some effort into it.

All kinds of professions are mixed together in the story, which makes people's brain hurt just reading it.

Even if you pick out one profession alone to make up a story, it wouldn't be so confusing. But you have to hodgepodge them all, thinking you can create something like Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, but end up serving a pot of slop.

Facts have proved that wanting everything often results in doing nothing well.

Of course, except for the cheaters.

The third point is that the most important element of a skit - the joke - is so awkward!
Almost all of them are memes ripped off the Internet, which are then processed a bit and put on the stage. And then, for fear that you won't laugh, they are accompanied by lively and canned laughter.

As a result, when the camera scanned the audience, there were hardly any people laughing.

Fourthly, the old problem came back halfway through the skit – he started forcing the audience to cry by pressing their heads.

In fact, this kind of story itself has a touching effect. As long as you honestly bring the story up intact, it is enough.

Why do you have to add some unnecessary sentimental background music and some twisted lines?

Diaphragm response.

Then the end of the sketch is almost a standard procedure - shouting slogans and promoting reunion.

After watching this skit, Zhou Hao could basically guess the quality of the following programs.

If there is any language program that can compete, this kind of thing would not be allowed to take the lead.

Ugh.

This time even the family members who were watching the fun felt a bit bored.

"This skit is not good." Uncle Zhou Jianguo frowned and said, "It feels no different from previous years. It's like watching a rerun."

The old man also shook his head repeatedly, "Look at these young actors nowadays, what kind of things are they acting? Either they are like wooden figures, or they are all more exaggerated than the other."

"It's really not good." Even the taciturn uncle Zhou Jianjun couldn't hold back. "The quality of this skit is far worse than last year. The director must be talented."

"No wonder Jingyuan's show couldn't get in." Aunt Jia Hong added, "If Jingyuan's show was allowed in, how would they have the face to go on stage?"

This time no one scolded her anymore, but everyone echoed her.

Because this is indeed everyone’s voice.

Even Xu Lingyue, who was a little drunk, hugged Zhou Hao's arm and muttered, "The scriptwriting skills of these people are not even comparable to your toes."

Hey, my wife is really good at talking.

As expected, the following shows began to deteriorate.

Except for the military songs which remained as stable as ever, the quality of other programs declined in almost all aspects compared to last year.

There is no need to talk about language programs, whether it is skits or crosstalk, they are all lackluster.

Even the singing and dancing programs had no highlights, and were mostly repackaged "cold rice".

Everything is afraid of comparison. Last year's song and dance programs had too many highlights.

The song "Gong Xi Fa Cai" alone is enough to beat everything this year.

The popularity and spread of this song are no joke. Zhou Hao had heard this song in various supermarkets and shopping malls several days ago.

Then there is Chen Ailun's song "Descendants of the Dragon", which is also very popular. But these songs this year... I really can't complain about them.

By ten o'clock, everyone at the table was already feeling a little sleepy.

But everyone still watched the opera show with the old man, and the New Year’s Eve dinner finally ended.

After taking a comfortable New Year's bath and going to bed with his fragrant wife in his arms, Zhou Hao had a very comfortable New Year.

…………

At eight o'clock the next morning, Zhou Hao was awakened by the sound of firecrackers.

Although fireworks are no longer allowed in cities, people in the countryside don’t care so much about it and just have fun.

He glanced at Xu Lingyue beside him, who was still sleeping soundly.

The drunkenness from last night all turned into passion, and the two of them couldn't hold back in the end, and they sneaked around for half the night.

In order to avoid being heard by the neighbors, Xu Lingyue even bit the quilt directly...

Looking back, it was a little exciting.

I originally planned to get up quietly, but Xu Lingyue was also awakened, so I quickly got up and got dressed.

"You should sleep a little longer. There is nothing to do anyway." Zhou Hao advised.

"That won't do." Xu Lingyue shook her head and said, "This is my first time back home for the New Year. I'm still sleeping in on New Year's Day. What will your family think of me?"

By the time the two finished washing up and went downstairs, the family was already sitting in the lobby.

Everyone, young and old, was wishing the old man a happy new year, making him so happy that he was grinning from ear to ear.

Seeing his favorite grandson coming downstairs, the old man smiled even more happily, "Jingyuan, Hongdou, come here."

He picked up the two red envelopes on the table and stuffed them into their hands, "This is just a little gift from grandpa, don't despise it."

The red envelope felt heavy in my hand, and there was a faint sound of metal collision.

Xu Lingyue was a little confused, obviously she had never come into contact with this thing before.

But Zhou Hao was already very familiar with it. It was most likely the money from the Republic of China period. The old man had saved a lot of it for his descendants.

When he was a child, Zhou Hao often used it as a toy to roll around, and was often beaten for this.

The old man usually protects them as his own eyes, but now he is willing to take them out as a gift, which shows how satisfied he is with his granddaughter-in-law.

The family chatted and laughed for a while, ate breakfast together, and then everyone went out to pay New Year's greetings and give gifts.

Zhou Hao was no exception and took Xu Lingyue out for a visit, meeting all his relatives and friends.

Wherever he went, neighbors would come out in a large group... Of course, not to see him, but to see Xu Lingyue.

She’s a big star, and a beautiful one at that, so pleasing to the eyes!

As a result, Zhou Hao became "the child of other people's family" and a role model for the children of Dalui Village.

"Look at Brother Jingyuan, he made a lot of money and married a beautiful wife. If you study hard, you can be like him!"

"Isn't he a celebrity? What does that have to do with studying?"

"Isn't he stupid? If he didn't study hard and couldn't write novels, how could he become a star?"

"It seems so..."

After a round of stroll, Zhou Hao finally understood why those wealthy men always liked to go out with their beautiful mistresses.

It's really cool to have a beautiful woman around you. The envious eyes from all directions are like drugs, which can make people addicted.

As soon as I returned to the old house with Xu Lingyue, Zhou Yuanyuan came to meet me.

"Brother, you're on the trending search!"

(End of this chapter)