Poverty alleviation variety show goes to the countryside, my talent can no longer be hidden
Chapter 270: Everyone will laugh to death if you tell them this!
Chapter 270: Everyone will laugh to death if you tell them this!
Hearing these sarcastic words, Zhou Hao frowned.
In the memory left by the original body, the impression of this aunt was extremely bad. I didn't expect that after six years, she hasn't changed at all.
It's fine if you're competing with your sister-in-law, but you're not even letting the younger generation go?
Even the yellow-haired Zhou Jingming became a little anxious and kept winking at his mother.
Are you confused?
Things are totally different now, why are you still doing this?
However, when Li Guiqin was about to explode with her anger bar stretched to the limit, the old man suddenly shouted in a low voice: "Women's opinions, idiot!"
"Xiao Yuan is going there to teach and do good deeds to accumulate merits, not to go out and hang out. Is it your turn to be here and make trouble? Go pickle your cabbage!"
This one sentence made Jia Hong speechless, and his old face turned as red as a monkey's butt.
Muttering a few words silently, she turned and went into the yard.
"Xiao Yuan, come here." The old man waved his hand, "You haven't been back for six years. Let me take a good look at you."
Zhou Hao took the box of tobacco handed over by his mother and handed it to the old man, "Grandpa, this is Jinhua tobacco from Yun Province. It's good, but you have to smoke it slowly."
The old man smiled and nodded, but he didn't even look at the tobacco. He just stared at his grandson with a bright gleam in his eyes.
Zhou Hao felt a little uncomfortable being stared at, but he didn't show any intention of resisting.
This old man likes to smooth things over trivial matters, so the family atmosphere is not harmonious and friendly. However, he is still quite clear-headed on major issues and is considered a qualified head of the family.
"You've grown up, you really have." The old man smiled and touched Zhou Hao's head, "You're much more handsome than when you were a child. I almost don't recognize you."
When he smiled, two big holes appeared where his front teeth were.
Compared to six years ago, I have indeed aged a lot.
"Come inside first, it's cold outside."
After entering the yard, Zhou Hao subconsciously looked around.
Among the original memories, this small courtyard occupies an irreplaceable and important position.
It was here that I crawled around in my open-crotch pants, learned to speak, rode my tricycle, and played soccer and skipped rubber ropes with my brothers and sisters...
After not seeing it for six years, this courtyard has undergone a bit of a makeover.
There are various small potted plants placed inside, which make the yard look very beautiful.
The three-story self-built house inside has also been renovated and looks brand new.
While he was looking around, other members of the Zhou family also came out one after another.
Uncle Zhou Jianguo, third uncle Zhou Jianjun, aunt Zhou Shujuan... these familiar yet unfamiliar "family members" appeared before him one by one.
After exchanging pleasantries, Zhou Hao was pulled into the house by his aunt Zhou Shujuan, "Xiao Yuan, where is your celebrity wife? Why didn't she come with you?"
Upon hearing this, the other people immediately looked over with strange lights in their eyes.
Zhou Hao was so confused that he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Aunt, this hasn't even started yet, don't talk nonsense..."
"Bah, who are you trying to fool!" Zhou Shujuan poked Zhou Hao's forehead with a finger, "They were hugging each other in public at the airport, and you still haven't made any move?"
Zhou Hao was speechless. It seemed that this aunt was also a surfing enthusiast...
"That's great, Xiao Yuan. You've become a big star now." Uncle Zhou Jianguo, who was wearing a sexy leather coat, said with a smile, "Our Zhou family has finally produced a big bamboo shoot!"
Although this uncle was somewhat arrogant, he was much more normal than the aunt. At least he would not step on his nephew's head to show his superiority.
My third uncle Zhou Jianjun is a carpenter. He grinned when he saw his nephew, and you could tell at first glance that he was an honest man.
After a round of greetings, Zhou Hao was pulled away by the old man for "interrogation". He laughed heartily while asking questions, and his love for this grandson was beyond words.
Jia Hong, who was busy in the kitchen, was so depressed when she saw this scene through the window. There was no need to add vinegar to pickled radishes.
For so many years, it has always been just the three of them who have been so impressive. But this year, when this little bastard came back, he actually stole all the limelight?
This is not possible!
Her eyes rolled around, and she glanced at her sister-in-law who was preparing food nearby. "The old man treats him like a treasure now. He holds him in his hands for fear of dropping him, and holds him in his mouth for fear of melting him. I guess there will be no place for our children in this family in the future."
Li E from the third family was also smart. She didn't even raise her head and directly retorted: "Don't drag me into this. Yuanyuan from our family is just a little girl. The old man doesn't like her anyway."
Jia Hong was embarrassed to have his little trick exposed, and continued to add fuel to the fire in a low voice, "Are you really planning to watch the show? If this child catches the old man's eye, it will be hard to say how the family property will be divided in the future!"
Li E said nothing and just kept busy preparing the food, but she sneered in her heart.
What's the use of wearing gold and silver every day? It's still shallow and makes people laugh.
What is the current situation of Lao Er's family? They are expected to be successful in the near future. Why would they still care about these shabby bricks and tiles in the countryside?
If you tell anyone about it, people will laugh to death!
When Zhou Hao was being talked to by the old man, the courtyard was already surrounded by villagers who came to watch the fun. There were more than 408 people, young and old, surrounding the G, looking at it and commenting on it.
It’s not that there are no luxury cars in the village, but they are entry-level luxury cars worth at most 500,000 or 600,000 yuan. Luxury cars like these, which cost two or three million yuan, have only been seen on TV and on mobile phones in the past.
"Look at this car, wow...it's really impressive. It's good to have money!"
"The Jianhua family has been frustrated for so many years, and finally their luck has turned."
"That's right. In the past few years, I was squeezed so hard that I didn't even want to come back for the New Year. This time I can finally hold my head high."
"Oh, I gave birth to a good son. I can enjoy happiness in the future..."
Jia Hong, who happened to be out taking out the trash, heard these envious discussions and the jealousy in her heart instantly exploded.
These envious voices used to belong to their family!
wow-
A basin of water was poured directly out of the courtyard gate. Several villagers were unable to dodge and were splashed with water.
A few unlucky guys were about to start cursing, but when they saw that the one who committed the sin was Jia Hong, they immediately stopped talking.
This woman is well-known as a shrew in the village and is not to be trifled with.
It's not worth having a quarrel during New Year's Day.
Seeing the neighbors who dared not speak out despite their anger, Jia Hong looked very proud.
If I can’t handle that kid, can I handle you old guys?
Just as he was feeling proud, a strong voice suddenly came from outside, "Uncle Zhou, are you home?"
Upon hearing the name, Jia Hong frowned and was about to throw a tantrum.
As a result, when he looked over and saw who was coming, his face changed drastically.
"Xu... Secretary Xu?" Jia Hong quickly wiped her hands on her apron and said with a flattering look on her face, "What kind of wind is blowing today? It actually blew your Secretary Xu here..."
After taking a look at the situation at the door, Secretary Xu said with a smile, "Go and do your work. I'll look for your Jing Yuan."
The smile on Jia Hong's face froze instantly.
The crowd at the door who were just watching the show burst into laughter.
Should!
(End of this chapter)
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