Poverty alleviation variety show goes to the countryside, my talent can no longer be hidden

Chapter 139 is an all-round eye-catcher!
The opening song is not long, and luckily it’s not long, otherwise Zhou Hao would have fast forwarded and skipped it.

It really sounds bad.

The music is simple, but the key is that the lyrics are forced together in a pseudo-ancient style.

Looking at each word or phrase individually, they seem to be full of ancient charm, but when they are combined together, they feel pretentious and stiff, with a sense of whining.

It reminded him of the Martian language on QQ Space that was once all the rage...

The first scene in the film is a close-up of a cosmetic surgery face. I don’t know how many layers of putty have been scraped off the face, making the color of the face and neck different.

The chin is so pointed that it can plow the ground. It looks okay from the front, but when it comes to profile... it's simply unbearable, too awkward.

In such a comparison, Lin Xina's face is simply Nuwa's graduation project, a purely natural work of art.

Despite this gap, Zhu Jingyi's team still hires people to write soft articles every day to try to "outshine" Lin Xina... If her acting skills were half as brave as her, she would have already been a top-tier star.

After watching for about ten minutes, Zhou Hao felt a little sleepy.

Not only are the actors not good-looking, but the plot is also clichéd and lame.

The heroine is the daughter of an official family. Because her father was framed by political enemies and implicated, her entire family was either killed or fled, and the family was in ruins.

She herself was sent to the palace Xinzheku and became the lowest servant. She then suffered all kinds of humiliation, beatings and scolding, and fell to the lowest level of life.

Then comes the turning point of life - while working, she accidentally meets the handsome male protagonist with a good family background and a promising future. As soon as they meet, there are constant misunderstandings, but after going around in circles, they always meet by chance...

At the end of the first episode, there was a standard operation - the heroine almost fell, the hero appeared in time to support her, and then there was a "magic circle of love".

The first episode ends with a close-up of the male and female protagonists looking at each other.

Listening to the meaningless ending song, Zhou Hao took a sip of tea and felt speechless.

"Uncle, have you seen it? How do you feel?"

Zhou Hao thought about it and directly sent a pile of shit.

Without any pretense, this is his most genuine feeling - it looks like a pile of shit.

Needless to say, the script is terrible. The plot of the first episode is so clichéd that it's almost moldy!
Anyone who has watched movies for a few years can guess the direction of the plot with their eyes closed. It's so cliché!
The aesthetic taste is also vulgar, and there is no basic aesthetic tone at all. The clothes are all kinds of bright red and green, with crazy patchwork and contrasting colors, and matched with strange filter styles. At first glance, it looks even more exaggerated and low-end than the studio style.

The costumes were also a mess. For such a large-scale production, the crew couldn't even afford to give the heroine a few decent headpieces... At first glance, they were all cheap plastic headpieces, just like the small items purchased from a two-dollar convenience store.

With this kind of death costume, even a movie queen may not be able to pull it off, let alone a popular young actress?

With this overall level, let alone compared with the Dead Girl in the later period, it is even three points inferior to the Dead Girl's early period works.

That's an all-round eye-sore!

How dare a shoddy drama like this one brag itself as an "innovator in the online drama market"?
This person is really shameless!
How could such a shoddy drama consume a budget of 200 million?
Even if the bulk of the money was spent on massive marketing, it wouldn't be possible to spend that much.

If there was no shady dealings in gold coin laundering here, he would have eaten the computer!

Soon, Lin Xina also sent over a pile of shit.

Apparently, he wasn't the only one who was disgusted by the show.

Anyone with normal aesthetic taste would probably feel physically uncomfortable after watching this drama...

"Yang Yan is so hungry that she still accepts the theme of such a crappy drama!" Lin Xina complained.

Zhou Hao was stunned for a moment when he saw it, and then he realized that the whining theme song was actually sung by Yang Yan.

EMMM... I really can't hear anything at all. I can only say that the sound engineer has put in a lot of effort.

By the way, this woman seems to be quite quiet recently. I haven't seen her jumping around for a long time...

Is this a sexual transition?

"Uncle, are you still watching the second episode?"

"Let's see. It's two episodes, so it should be a complete story." Zhou Hao replied, "Just treat it as a joke to relieve boredom." Lin Xina responded with a playful expression, "'Online Drama Innovator', hahahahaha~"

This little girl is quite naughty.

At seven o'clock, the second episode is unlocked.

Just as he expected, the plot started to go in a clichéd and melodramatic direction.

The magic of love goes round and round.

The heroine misunderstood the hero as a pervert and started swearing at him.

A servant in Xinzheku bared his teeth at the young man from an aristocratic family, but the young man looked at the heroine with satisfaction and thought in his mind: Woman, you have successfully aroused my interest!

An "accidental kiss" by mistake.

"It's you?" "Why you again?!"

…………

This drama has almost all the elements that should be in a cheesy and saccharine drama.

In a sense, this can be considered an alternative "culmination of all".

At this moment, he even had some respect for those full-time film slicers. It was really hard for them to watch this kind of anti-human garbage film over and over again every day...

After watching two episodes, although Zhou Hao felt extremely uncomfortable, he was completely relieved.

Unless the earth turns upside down and the IQ of all mankind drops to zero, it is absolutely impossible to think that this drama can beat "Day and Night Chase".

The gap is so huge that it cannot be made up by marketing!
The more they market, the more severe the backlash will be, which will be a positive for "Day and Night".

This wave is very stable!

After the two episodes ended, Youying also "thoughtfully" provided preview highlights of episodes three and four, as well as an exclusive membership payment page.

Dear, you can enjoy exclusive discounts by becoming a member from the entrance of "Yunlan Biography"~
get out!

Zhou Hao decisively closed the membership page. Spending a penny on this kind of drama is a waste of money!
The money you earn by staying up late to write is not something you should spend on things like this!

After closing the episode page, he consciously looked back at Weibo.

Good guy...

The screen is full of rainbow farts!

"The Legend of Yunlan is so good, please update it quickly!"

"Why are there only two episodes, ahhhh——"

"Zhu Jingyi is in great shape. She looks so beautiful in this ancient costume!"

"Lee Hyo-jun is the most handsome boy, is there anyone who disagrees?!"

"What kind of fairy tale is this? It's simply amazing!"

"Now that the membership is open, can you please add two more episodes? It's urgent!"

"The quality of this drama is indeed one of the best among online dramas. The film and crew are not exaggerating."

"Day and Night, kneel down!"

"........."

Zhou Hao was completely stunned. What the hell...does he have any shame?
If he hadn't just seen the show with his own eyes, he would have almost believed it!
The point is that if he was just bragging about himself, it would be fine, but he even started to DISS "Day and Night Chase"...

This is a bit intolerable!

(End of this chapter)