It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?
Chapter 730 Cosplay Outfit Pro Version
Chapter 730 Cosplay Outfit Pro Version
"Boss, the cemetery has sent a horse to pick me up."
Upon entering the lounge, Liu Zheng spoke to Niu Ma.
"Oh. Then I'll call the boss."
Niu and Ma took out their phones.
"By the way, I just took the cosplay costume, and your dad's power helped me out."
He said.
Is it strong?
The ox and horse stopped pressing the buttons.
"Very strong."
Liu Zheng said earnestly.
It possesses the same formidable strength as an ox or horse, yet also a unique precision.
Rather than destroy, the champion bulls seem to prefer suppression.
"Yes, like me."
Niu Ma nodded, then dialed the number.
"Boss, the people from the cemetery are looking for Liu Zheng. Yes, I'll have him go over right away."
Niu Ma hung up the phone and gestured with his chin toward Liu Zheng.
"The boss wants you to come over."
"it is good."
He nodded and then left the lounge.
I took the elevator to Si Xue's office. Today's theme is the primeval forest.
However, it's not a tropical rainforest like the Amazon in reality, but rather a temperate coniferous forest like those in Canada.
Towering spruce trees blocked the cave ceiling, and the gray-red soil was almost devoid of wild grass and shrubs, with only moss and lichen, organisms that could withstand poor soil.
Si Xue sat on a slender branch of a spruce tree, intently peeling a pine cone.
Today she was wearing a JK uniform, her bare legs swinging back and forth, as unsettling as a swaying branch.
Seeing this, Liu Zheng didn't dare to shout loudly, but just waved from a distance.
Fortunately, Si Xue still managed to find him.
"Did you pull your vocal cords out of the rest room? What sign language are you using?"
She said calmly.
"I'm afraid I'll frighten you and fall from the tree."
Liu Zheng honestly replied.
"When did you become so humorous? Or do you have some misunderstanding about me?"
Si Xue was speechless.
The owner of the Bloody Restaurant would fall from a tree and get injured; even someone who drinks ten kilograms of sewer gas wouldn't be able to come up with such a hilarious digestive system.
"Maybe it's because you look like a girl, so sometimes I subconsciously want to protect you."
He scratched his head and said.
You should protect yourself first.
Si Xue reached out and grabbed him from a distance, and a powerful suction force pulled him to the tree trunk.
"Hold on tight, don't let it fall, and don't let it climb up."
she ordered.
"Oh."
Liu Zheng hugged the tree trunk, which was as thick as three people, with a bitter face. Fortunately, his tentacles were long enough to hold on.
"Are you ready to raid the tomb?"
Si Xue asked.
"The gravedigger told me to prepare some 'meat,' and I got a piece of 'meat bone,' but that's about it."
"Consider this a business trip for you. You can request one item. What do you want?"
Si Xue asked.
"I'll do as you say, boss."
Liu Zheng replied slyly.
"I've never robbed a tomb either, you figure it out yourself."
Si Xue said.
"Can I have one of perfect quality or higher?"
he asked.
"If you die on official business, I might consider burying you with a piece of perfectly good junk."
Si Xue said expressionlessly.
"Really? A promise is a promise, boss."
Liu Zheng exclaimed in delight.
Dying is still death, so why not get a perfect item for free?
"That's true, but you won't get your business trip allowance anymore."
Si Xue said.
"I still want the subsidy. I want a cosplay outfit."
He thought for a moment and said.
Among all high-quality items, cosplay costumes are exceptionally outstanding, completely comparable to perfect items.
"it is good."
Si Xue had an expression that said, "I knew you would choose this."
She casually stuck her fingers into the tree trunk, then uprooted the spruce tree, leaving it suspended in mid-air.
The bottomless pit was quickly filled with groundwater, and the lake god materialized and emerged from the pit.
"What are you going to do again?"
He asked with a displeased look.
It's considered a guest at the Bloodstained Restaurant, holding a much higher status than the staff, so it's acceptable for it to occasionally show a bad attitude.
"The new guy is going on a business trip, so bring out that cosplay outfit."
Si Xue said.
"No way, I've finally managed to get that cosplay outfit almost ready, and it'll be ready to evolve into perfect quality in a little while. If I give it to him now, all my efforts will be wasted."
Lakers refused without hesitation.
"You might not even need it. If you don't need it, I'll give it back to you."
"That won't work either. Once we leave Lingbao Lake, the spirit of the cosplay costume will quickly dissipate, and I'll have to spend a lot of time and effort on it again."
Lakers God was still not happy.
"Stop babbling and talking nonsense. This is an official business, not a personal request from me. If you don't cooperate, I'll have to send the newbie down to retrieve it himself. Then you'll lose more than just a cosplay outfit."
Si Xue threatened.
"Just him?"
Lake God glanced at Liu Zheng with disdain.
"If you hadn't secretly helped him last time, he would have been killed by those two cats. This time, you're not allowed to help him. I want to see what he can get out of this."
The lake god's words came to an abrupt halt as he saw Liu Zhengzheng taking things out one by one.
There are three items in total: a Spirit Realm Gold Coin Bag, a Grade 3 Fortune Golden Lotus Seed, and a temporarily reinforced Dragon Fishing Rod.
"Boss, you won't blame me if I fish up an item that's legendary or higher, will you?"
Liu Zheng said leisurely.
"Go ahead and fish, it doesn't matter if you catch a mythical item."
Si Xue sneered.
Using spirit creatures as anglers, using the Golden Lotus Seed of Luck as bait, and using a dragon fishing rod as a fishing rod, the chances of catching mythical items are slim, but catching legendary items is quite possible.
"Okay~"
He responded and took the spirit realm gold coin bag, ready to use up all the gold coins inside.
"Wait a moment!"
The lake god cried out, cold sweat freezing on his forehead.
"Let it go if you fart."
Si Xue said coldly.
"Fine, I admit defeat. You can have the cosplay outfit, okay? You two are real robbers."
The lake god grumbled and sank into the water.
A short while later, he reappeared carrying a cosplay outfit.
This cosplay outfit is different from normal cosplay outfits. Its surface has a moist sheen, and you can vaguely see blood vessels, tendons, and internal organs forming inside.
"Once its flesh and blood fully grow, and it regenerates bones and a brain, it can become a real living being. At that time, it can simulate anyone it has ever seen and copy everything about them. Alas, to just take it out and use it like this is such a waste."
The lake god stroked the cosplay costume and said with reluctance.
"Come on, to reach the level you're talking about, it would need to be nurtured for at least another one or two hundred years. By then, it'll be questionable whether I'll still be here."
"Moreover, a counterfeit is still a counterfeit. To strong people like us, it's just a toy."
Si Xue exposed it without any mercy.
"You don't understand at all. The joy of nurturing treasures lies not in how useful they can be in the end, but in their continuous evolution and the understanding of the creation of heaven and earth in the process."
The lake god said solemnly.
“Our paths are different, so of course I don’t understand, and I’m too lazy to understand. Anyway, we’re all eating from the same pot now, so I won’t bully you, and you shouldn’t get in my way. That’s it.”
Si Xue said calmly.
"so be it."
The lake god handed the cosplay outfit to Liu Zheng, and then sank back underground with the lake water.
Name: Cosplay Costume for the Evolving Bloody Restaurant (Disposable)
Type: Item Quality: Excellent
"Effect: By dressing up in the cosplay costume and wearing it, you can temporarily gain the abilities of the cosplayer (limited to characters currently in the instance). The effect depends on the cosplay effect. Lasts for one hour."
"Note: The cosplay outfit, nurtured in Lingbao Lake for many years, imitates the essence of the character more deeply than ordinary cosplay outfits."
"Can it be taken out of the instance: No"
"Um, boss, I have a favor to ask."
Liu Zheng, holding his cosplay outfit, said shyly.
"Give up, I'm not going to let you cosplay me."
Si Xue knew without asking what he wanted to invite.
Will this cause you any trouble?
he asked.
"No, I just find it disgusting."
Si Xue said with disdain.
"All right."
The boss was unwilling, and there was nothing he could do about it.
Liu Zheng didn't dare to do it secretly, since there's a connection between the cosplay costume and the person being cosplayed, and he didn't dare gamble on the consequences of Si Xue getting angry.
"Hey boss, could you order another takeout for me?"
He settled for second best.
"can."
Si Xue nodded.
"thank you boss."
"The restaurant has given you so much convenience. If you fail to complete the task this time, you should understand the consequences."
Si Xue said.
"My subordinate understands."
Liu Zheng understood that Si Xue wasn't talking about tomb raiding, but rather about the Nine Dragons Carrying a Coffin.
Even if he succeeds in robbing the tomb this time, the mission will not be considered complete if he does not find the Nine Dragons Carrying the Coffin.
The restaurant and Si Xue have invested a lot of resources in this matter. If he fails to complete the task, it will be equivalent to offending both the top leader and the second-in-command at the same time, and the result will definitely be a terrible death.
However, Liu Zheng was not very nervous about this.
It wasn't because he could settle the matter and run away, but because he had already completed half of the Nine Dragons Coffin-Carrying Mission ahead of schedule.
The Northern Yin Heaven-Mending Coffin is certainly better than that unknown coffin, and all he needs to do is find nine other dead dragons to replace the nine dragons that carry the coffin.
Of course, it would be best to complete the mission by using tomb raiding.
After all, nine dragon corpses would be an astronomical sum, even if one could buy them.
"Go."
Si Xue lowered her head and continued peeling pine cones.
"Um, boss, there's something else I need to say."
Liu Zheng took a few steps, but in the end he couldn't help but turn back.
"Let the fart go."
Si Xue said without looking up.
"The pine nuts in this type of pine cone are too small to eat."
"roll."
Si Xue kicked him like a ball from a distance, sending him rolling all the way into the elevator.
"Sigh, honest advice is hard to hear."
Liu Zheng got up and sighed.
The restaurant's future is bleak because the owner refuses to listen to advice.
Oh, the restaurant has its own ideas, then it's alright.
The elevator doors opened, and he returned to the lounge.
"Did you just roll around in a garbage dump?"
The ox and horse glanced at him and said.
"I got kicked by the boss."
Liu Zheng brushed off the messy things that were stuck to his body.
"Are you being a jerk again? You're just lucky to have your current boss. If it were the last one, you wouldn't have survived even with ten lives."
"The cows and horses complained."
"Hey boss, you dare say that? Aren't you afraid of getting punished by the boss?"
He squinted and said.
“It’s okay, the boss likes to hear what I’m saying.”
The oxen and horses shook their hooves.
It has been the head of the delivery department for many years. Although this guy is the boss's favorite, he doesn't know the boss as well as it does.
Si Xue is basically a performance-oriented person; the better you do your job, the more tolerant she will be of you.
Unless you violate her taboos or directly provoke her, she usually won't mind if you subtly chirp a few words.
My former boss was someone who valued authority a lot. No matter how well you did your job, if he felt that you had violated his authority, he would punish you without hesitation, and the punishment was often severe.
Therefore, it cannot be said that the restaurant staff did not contribute to Si Xue's success in ousting the former boss and taking over.
Just then, the ghost hand crawled in from outside.
It put down the takeout order and then prepared to crawl away.
Liu Zheng opened his mouth, but still couldn't stop it.
The Ghost Hand's identity is unknown, so it's best to avoid seeking its help if possible.
He picked up the takeout order and looked at the contents.
"Meal: One serving of steamed peacock meat"
Address: Bloodstained Restaurant
"Orderer: Si Xue"
Time limit: Three hours
"Steamed peacock meat, can it taste good?"
Liu Zheng couldn't help but complain.
However, Si Xue probably won't actually eat it; she's just looking for an excuse to kill a peacock for fun.
He took out his evolving cosplay outfit, thought for a moment, and then called the white goose.
"Tell me, what do you need my help with?"
After avenging its blood feud, the white goose stopped speaking in such a sarcastic tone.
"I would like to ask you to help me make a cosplay outfit."
Liu Zheng said.
"Okay, I'll come right away."
"That's what the big white goose said happily."
A few minutes later, it appeared at the door of the lounge.
After obtaining the cattle's and horses' consent, it went into the resting room.
"Your cosplay outfit seems a bit different from the usual ones."
The big white goose looked at the cosplay outfit in Liu Zheng's arms and said.
"As expected of the Lifetime Honorary Minister of the Customer Service Department, the senior brother has a keen eye."
Liu Zheng raised his large tentacle and praised it, then said...
"This was a business trip, and the restaurant gave me special permission."
He emphasized the pronunciation of the words "official business trip" and "restaurant".
"No wonder. In that case, I must do my best."
The big white goose squinted its eyes.
They were all intelligent people, so it naturally understood what Liu Zheng meant.
It already owed Liu Zheng a favor, so the latter had no reason to use the restaurant to pressure it.
Therefore, Liu is giving it a legitimate reason to use the restaurant's resources.
Are you sure you want to cosplay as a cow or a horse?
The white goose thought for a moment and asked.
"Not necessarily, do you have any suggestions, elder brother?"
"Since you have 'anger' in your hands, it would be better to cosplay as Napoleon. The power a kitchen knife can unleash in the hands of the head chef is beyond your imagination."
"That's what the big white goose said."
"Alright. Boss, could you please invite Minister Napoleon over here for me?"
Liu Zheng agreed with its suggestion and looked at the oxen and horses.
“Tell it yourself.”
Niu Ma dialed the number and then simply tossed the phone to him.
"what's up?"
Napoleon's voice rang out along with the sound of chopping.
"Head Chef, I have to go on a business trip and would like to ask you to come and make a cosplay outfit. The Ottawa brother is also here."
Liu Zheng got straight to the point.
"ten minutes."
Napoleon said.
"Okay, I'll be waiting for you in the lounge."
He said politely.
(End of this chapter)
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