It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 400: Thinking with the Lower Body is Fast Enough
"Please, Lord Okawa, send me out."

Liu Zheng said.

Da Kawanliu looked at him without any reaction.

"I can't help you, so why does Lord Okawaru keep me here?"

He spoke kindly.

Da Kawanliu still didn't respond.

A good god is only relatively good. Not killing people does not mean he will save you.

What's more, the person in front of him performed so well that he would be needed to completely remove the poison and pus.

"Since you don't understand human language, don't blame me for communicating with you in the common language."

Liu Zheng took out the cosplay costume.

"This, do you understand?"

he asked.

Dachuanliu's eyes narrowed slightly, but other than that, he had no other reaction.

"Then add this and this, do you understand?"

Liu Zheng took out the legendary underwear again.

Da Kawanliu's pupils trembled violently, and he opened his mouth as if he wanted to ask something, but the chains were pulled tighter, preventing him from speaking.

After a moment, He returned to His indifferent expression.

"What if we add this and this?"

Liu Zheng silently recited the honorable name in his heart, and the mark of the great sun appeared in his pupils.

At the same time, he took out the express delivery slip.

"I don't know whether you belong to the group of the Great Sun God, but you should recognize this mark."

"And this is a courier note for sending a fatal message. You should know what it is for. If you don't know, just shake your head."

Liu Zheng stared at Dachuanliu and said.

The latter did not take any action.

"Very good, it seems you know more than these country folk."

He nodded with satisfaction.

"I know your name, Oogawa. It may not be your real name, but it doesn't matter. I will confirm your identity."

"The day I find you again will be the day you fall."

"I have finished speaking, now it is your turn to decide."

Liu Zheng said calmly.

He didn't even need to go back to the city, just have the postman take him to the entrance of Bath Street.

If a large stream flows through there at that time, he will directly blow it down with a cannon.

The defense is something that even the driver can be proud of. Even if he can't kill the disgusting big stream, it is more than enough.

Dachuanliu looked at Liu Zheng expressionlessly, and just when the latter was about to become impatient, his nostrils suddenly flared.

This time His nostrils were wider than before, almost enough to fit a fist.

Two turbulent jets came out and then entangled together to form a double spiral water column.

Liu Zheng stood still, allowing the water column to suck him in and then spiral him up into the sky.

"It's been five minutes, Deputy Minister."

Looking at the still bathtub, a technician finally couldn't help it.

"Yes, you just said that if you don't come out in three minutes, we will go. Now it's two minutes overdue, should we go or not?"

Another technician echoed.

Although Liutong just said that anyone who talked nonsense would be beaten to death, now that the time has expired, it is no longer considered talking nonsense.

"Are you so eager to die? Then whoever is eager can go first."

Liu Tong glanced at them and said.

"Well, didn't you just say you would go first?"

The two technicians hesitated after hearing this.

"Yes, but I will make the decision when to go up. What, you two want to order me around?"

There was a slight chill in Liutong's tone.

"How dare we? We're just worried about not getting the job done."

Feeling the murderous intent in his eyes, the technician who came forward shrank his neck.

"I'm not dead yet, you don't need to worry about me."

Liutong said unceremoniously.

"We can't just wait like this, can we? If we take too long and Lord Okawa gets angry, not only will we die, but even the bathhouse will be in trouble."

The technician gritted his teeth and said stubbornly.

There was an incident before where the technicians were slow to act, causing Dachuanliu to become furious. Not only did he assimilate all the employees present, he also rushed out of the 18th floor and started a massacre in the bathhouse.

Not only did the bathhouse suffer heavy losses, but the technicians who were killed also had their pensions cancelled.

If several ministers had not jointly opposed it, Grandma Tang would have even wanted to ask the families of those technicians for compensation.

It would be fine if he died, but it is hard to accept that he cannot even get a pension.

"One more minute."

After a moment's silence, Liutong said.

"Just now you said to wait for another minute, one minute after another, and now it's three minutes. Deputy Minister, please make a decision."

The first technician to come forward said.

"Yes, please make the decision. If you really can't make it, I'll be the first one to go."

The second technician said.

Hearing the two of them say this, the other technicians also started to make a commotion.

Liu Tong looked unhappy, but he couldn't suppress it any more.

After all, he did make the promise first, and now Liu Zheng has broken his promise.

"Alright, stop arguing. As we agreed before, I'll be the first one to go."

"Since you asked for it, then follow me. Whoever shrinks from the battle will be the first one I kill."

Liutong shouted, then strode towards the bathing pool.

"The deputy minister is awesome!"

The technicians cheered and followed him consciously.

These technicians are no pushovers as they are able to work at Baiguixing.

Even if they still have fear in their hearts, with the leadership of Liutong, the lion, they can temporarily turn into hyenas.

Xiaoji looked at them silently and clenched the flower cards in his hand.

She couldn't stop the massage department's actions, and she didn't know whether she should use flower cards to get Liu Zheng out.

First, she didn't know if the flower cards would work.

Second, even if Liu Zheng was fished out, Liutong would immediately detonate the water plants in his heart.

Another thing that Yaoji herself didn't expect was that she didn't want to fish out a corpse or a clay figure.

"Renhe, you're not a man who only knows how to brag, right?"

She prayed silently in her heart.

"There's movement in the bath."

Just as Liu Tong was leading the team to the bottom of the bath, a technician suddenly looked up and said.

He had a fairly square face, but there were two fist-sized nautiluses growing in the area of ​​his ears.

"San Wan, what did you hear?"

Liu Tong asked.

This technician named Sanwan may not have any other special abilities, but his hearing is the best in the entire Baiguixing Bathhouse.

He was a person with quite a bad taste, so he heard a lot of gossip that he should and shouldn't know.

Of course, Sanwan remained tight-lipped, so other people didn’t know what he knew, otherwise he wouldn’t have survived until now.

However, it cannot be said that his selection this time has nothing to do with his abilities.

"I think I hear the sound of waves, they're coming out!"

Sanwan suddenly shouted.

Everyone looked up at the same time, and a clear spiral water column carrying a figure rushed out of the quagmire and rushed straight to the dome of the hall.

“Is that human?”

A technician asked hesitantly.

"probably?"

Another technician said uncertainly.

Although the water column itself is clear, it is still stained with a layer of mud when it rushes out of the mire.

Therefore, everyone could only vaguely see the situation inside.

"That's not right. Why do I look like I have four hands?"

Another technician questioned.

"If it's not harmony between people, then who else could it be? Those clay figures also have two hands."

The technician next to him retorted.

"Why are you arguing? You'll know when you fall down."

Liutong stopped them.

"Minister, he can't seem to fall down."

A technician said with a strange look on his face.

"Ok?"

Everyone tried to look up.

On the ceiling dozens of meters high, Liu Zhengzheng was lying on a crystal chandelier, looking at them from a distance.

"Well, Minister Liutong, could you send someone to pick me up? I'm a little afraid of heights."

He coughed and said awkwardly.

"Hahahahaha!"

Everyone burst into laughter, and the hall was immediately filled with a cheerful atmosphere. "Ha, stop laughing, be calm. Hey, go carry him down."

Liutong suppressed his laughter and pointed at a technician with a bird's head and a human body.

"okay."

The birdman technician stretched out his arms, and the feathers on them grew in the wind until they turned into a pair of huge wings, carrying him upwards.

"Thank you, senior."

Looking at the birdman technician who flew in front of him, Liu Zheng said politely.

"You're welcome. Hang on tight, newbie. Don't blame me if you fall."

The birdman technician teased.

"No way, then Senior, you must catch me later."

He said with some worry.

"You can catch it, but you have to buy me a drink."

The birdman technician said.

"That's no problem. After we get out, I'll treat all the seniors present to a drink until they're satisfied."

Liu Zheng said generously.

"You have a future. I'm optimistic about you, newcomer. Come on, sit up."

The birdman technician originally wanted to catch him with his claws, but seeing how obedient he was, he changed his mind and carried him on his back.

"Thank you, senior."

Liu Zheng didn't hesitate and jumped directly onto his back.

"Wow, I didn't realize you're quite heavy."

The birdman technician said with a grin.

"I can't help it. I just ate too much."

He shrugged.

"Uh, stop talking, it's disgusting. I can't even drink."

The birdman technician felt his stomach churning when he thought of the scene just now.

The two men fell to the ground and everyone immediately surrounded them.

"Did you make it?"

Liutong asked impatiently.

"Half of the success. I tore the fishing net that bound the big river into pieces, but I can't remove the anchor in his mouth. Minister Liutong and you have to work together to pull it out."

Liu Zheng nodded.

“Use honorifics when addressing guests.”

Liutong glared at him and then said.

"You just said we, you're not going to get on?"

"Yes, I am going to rush to Lord Kunguna to rescue him."

He nodded.

"No, you are in my team, you can't leave your post without permission."

Liutong flatly refused.

"I've done my part."

"But the work is not completely done. At most you are on standby."

Liutong shook his head.

"Minister Liutong, can you be flexible?"

Liu Zheng took out a stack of banknotes.

"what do you mean?"

Liu Tong asked with a cold face.

"It's nothing special, just a token of my appreciation. All the seniors present here have a share."

He pulled out more bills.

"After get off work, I'll treat everyone to some fun. Drink as much as you want. Don't leave until you're drunk."

"This"

Everyone looked at each other, some eager to try.

"Renhe, don't be ungrateful. Serving Lord Kunguna is no easier than being here. You finally managed to save your life, are you in such a hurry to throw it away again?"

Liu Tong advised kindly.

"Lord Okawa-ryu can't take my life, and Lord Kunguna can't take it either."

"Just now He didn't want to let me go, so I had to explain some common sense to Him. Minister Liutong, we are comrades in the same trench. I hope you can understand me."

Liu Zheng said stubbornly.

"What if I don't understand?"

The six-barrel is equally stubborn.

"Then I'll have to talk some sense with you."

He took out his butcher knife and his boning knife.

The scene that was full of laughter and joy just now suddenly turned into a tense situation.

"Don't forget, you still have something of mine in you."

Liutong sneered.

"If it could kill me, I wouldn't let you get in there at all."

Liu Zheng sneered in response.

"Deputy Minister, we are all brothers, why make such a fuss?"

Seeing that the situation was not good, the birdman technician hurried to try to stop the fight.

"Yes, yes. The work is not finished yet. We should be united in facing the outside world."

Other technicians also came over to persuade.

"Renhe, is this the right attitude for you to use when talking to a leader? Why don't you bow and apologize to the deputy minister?"

The birdman technician scolded Liu Zheng.

"I'm sorry, Minister Liutong, please forgive my impoliteness."

Liu Zheng bowed 120 degrees and spoke sincerely.

"Are you crazy? You would go to such lengths for a woman from the Ministry."

Liu Tong said with a grim expression.

For people in Bathhouse Street, bowing is a matter of face, even more important than face.

A 120-degree bow is something that one might not even be able to do when begging for mercy.

"Deputy Minister Liutong, please watch your words."

Xiaoji said dissatisfiedly.

"It's because of the promise. I will do my best to do what I promised, just like I promised you, Minister Liutong."

Liu Zheng raised his head and said.

"What a lunatic."

Liu Tong cursed.

Then he took out the broken water grass. Liu Zheng felt a pain in his chest, and the water grass inserted into his body broke out of his chest.

"Go away. You'd better not come back alive, or I will make sure you know the rules. Let's go."

Liutong waved his hand and walked towards the bathhouse without looking back.

"You have to survive, newcomer. We are waiting for you to buy us a drink."

The birdman technician patted his shoulder.

"It's not enough to buy us drinks, you have to at least find us some geishas."

The technician with nautilus ears said with a wink.

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone laughed for a while, and then followed Liutong's steps.

"Pfft, a bunch of men who only think with their lower body."

Xiaoji said with contempt.

"It's not completely without benefits. At least the thinking speed is fast enough."

Liu Zheng replied casually.

"Are you thinking fast enough?"

Xiaoji asked back.

“I don’t usually think.”

Sensing the danger, he answered decisively.

"Tsk, cunning man."

Xiaoji curled his lips.

"Thanks for the compliment. Let's go."

Liu Zheng said.

"Are you really going to Lord Kunguna?"

Yaoji asked with a complicated expression.

"Where should I go then?"

He asked rhetorically.

"You can go back to the massage department, or go back to the boiler room, or go find Jingzi."

Chicken said
“I can do all of these, or I can choose not to do them.”

"I've suffered so much and endured so much pain, only then have I gained some qualifications to do whatever I want."

"So, now shut up and lead the way."

Liu Zheng covered her mouth with his hand and put his head close to her ear and spoke.

(End of this chapter)