It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 323 Liu Zheng: Father-in-law Lao Deng, I want a ton of fish this time
"Well, I used it up."

Liu Zheng said somewhat embarrassedly.

Although he didn't do it on purpose, it was indeed a bit unkind of him to use other people's recyclables as disposable items.

"It's over. Next time I pray, I will be punished by God Ra again."

Dr. Nile wailed.

The glory of "La" was already incomplete, and now it is missing a little bit. Although it is only a small part, it is enough to make people heartbroken.

"No, you tell God Ra that it's my fault and let Him punish me. Um, wait, why again?"

Liu Zheng said righteously.

"Come on, you are neither a descendant of Ra nor a follower of Ra, how can you be compared?"

Dr. Nile said unhappily.

"Ahahaha, is there any way to make up for it?"

He asked, scratching his head.

"Yes, but it's very troublesome. Okay, stop asking. You have more than enough things to do. Let's talk about it later."

Doctor Nile shook his head.

"Okay. If you have time, I'll take you to the sewer and have your hemorrhoids removed."

Liu Zheng said.

Taking advantage of the fact that he now had a free day off, he did everything he could so that they wouldn't have to pay for takeout.

"Okay. Wait here for a while. I'll go pack my things."

Doctor Nile thought about it and nodded.

"By the way, whose straw mat is that?"

Liu Zheng asked, pointing to the papyrus mat in the corner.

"Oh, those are for cattle and horses. I forgot to ask Xiaomei to put them away."

Doctor Nile said.

"Okay, I'll sit there and wait."

He sat on it happily and even farted.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll tell it that you're sitting in its special seat?"

Doctor Nile was speechless.

"What are you afraid of? A younger brother who doesn't want to be in a higher position is not a good younger brother. I will lie down in its own haystack, and in front of it."

Liu Zheng said proudly.

".You are just a good-tempered cow or horse. If it were me, you would have been torn into pieces and made into medicine long ago."

Dr. Nile shook his head and walked into the inner room.

Xiaomei came out and brought tea and snacks, but before they could even talk a few words he called her in.

Although Niu Ma promised to give him dividends when the time comes, arranging his funeral is obviously more important than gambling.

"It's done, let's go."

After a long time, Dr. Nile finally came out.

"Are you going to have your hemorrhoids removed or your head cut off?"

Liu Zheng joked.

Doctor Nile was dressed as a warrior again, holding a jeweled scimitar and wearing golden armor.

"It's all the same. My two knives are famous for cutting heads and hemorrhoids very quickly."

Doctor Nile tapped his scimitar and said proudly.

Back then, he was able to stand out from a group of priests and become a priest because of his outstanding medical skills among his peers.

"Then it is really unfortunate to be your enemy."

Liu Zheng complained.

No one wants to be touched by a knife that has just been used to cut hemorrhoids. Who knows whether the knife was washed after the operation?

"You're the only one who's so particular. Let's go."

Dr. Nile urged.

"Wait, let me call the fisherman first."

Liu Zheng waved his tentacles.

Without any fishermen to help them, who knows what they will encounter when they go down.

Although Doctor Nile looks like a capable fighter, it's just an appearance.

His system space is empty now, so he has to be careful in everything.

"You're really back."

When the fisherman saw the number clearly, he was quite shocked.

He also didn't expect that someone would come back after having the opportunity to leave the metropolis, and come back so quickly.

"So many people need me to come back, and I never let my friends down."

Liu Zheng said.

"Who is your friend?"

The fisherman pouted.

"Of course you are not my friend, father-in-law~"

He drawled out his words.

"If you want to die, I can help you do that right now. Hmm? Did you use up my finger?"

The fisherman sensed it and said.

"It's not just your fingers that are broken. I've lost everything on this trip."

Liu Zheng sighed.

After decades of hard work, one day you are back to where you were before the copy.

Well, it doesn’t seem that exaggerated. Never mind, as long as the meaning is roughly the same.

"You deserve it. Why are you calling? Let me make it clear first. Don't try to get compensation from me."

The fisherman said alertly.

"Look at how stingy you are. Given our relationship, it would be reasonable for you to give me a few fish ponds as a dowry."

"I'm going to hang up."

The fisherman said coldly.

"Tsk, you have such a bad temper, no wonder the Ama doesn't want to talk to you."

Before the fisherman went berserk, Liu Zheng finally got to the point.

"Two things. First, I'll take the doctor down to do surgery on the sewer. Second, prepare some fish for me. Not too good, but enough."

"How much?"

the fisherman asked.

"Let's get a ton first."

He said.

"roll!"

The fisherman's roar startled the Nile doctor beside him.

"If you can't get it, there's no need to curse. The sound was so loud that it broke my eardrums."

Liu Zheng complained while covering his ear holes.

"You can grow up anyway. Do you know what a ton of sewer fish is? Your restaurant can't even get that much in a year."

the fisherman exclaimed.

"The fish we buy in our restaurant are all high-quality fish that you raise. I don't need something that good. You can just get me some random fish from the river."

He bargained.

"That's not the case either. There are only thirty of them. Take it or leave it if you like."

The fisherman said in an angry tone.

Does it really mean that he has contracted all the rivers that serve as sewers?

Even if the fish are his own, he sometimes still refuses to catch them.

"Okay, okay, thirty is thirty. Get ready, we'll go down the manhole cover on Rose Street."

Liu Zheng said.

"understood."

The fisherman hung up the phone.

"He's still so bad-tempered at his age. Aren't you afraid of a stroke caused by high blood pressure? Old nun, you should check on the fisherman later. Maybe he has hyperthyroidism, cerebral hemorrhage or something like that."

He curled his lips and said.

"I think I should check you out first to see if you have a disease that will kill you if you don't behave like a bitch."

Doctor Nile chuckled.

"Prejudice, all of you are prejudiced. Okay, let's go."

After leaving the clinic, the Sphinx looked up at them.

"If I don't come back, I'll leave the clinic in your care."

Doctor Nile walked up to it and performed the ceremony of a descendant of Ra.

"Ah."

The sphinx responded calmly and closed his eyes.

"I'll ask you to take care of Xiaomei as well."

Liu Zheng joined in the fun.

"roll."

The Sphinx said without even raising his eyelids.

"Tsk. You really should strengthen the etiquette training of your employees. Patients are afraid to come here because of this."

He said to Doctor Nile.

"First of all, he's not my employee. Second, he only does this to you and the cattle and horses."

"My boss? What did it do?"

Liu Zheng asked curiously.

"It lifts people's tails."

Doctor Nile replied.

"As expected of my boss, I'm still far from being a jerk."

Thinking of the glorious history of Niuma selling fake wine to French Plantain Tree, he said with admiration.

"I think you have surpassed me."

Doctor Nile twitched the corner of his mouth.

While chatting along the way, the two came to Rose Street.

It is a sunny day today. The branches and leaves of the plane trees are drooping, and their faces are drooping, as if they are about to have heatstroke from the sun.

"Other trees are trying hard to grow in order to grab the sunlight. But you, the only tree enjoying such good sunshine, are dying." Liu Zheng couldn't help but say.

"I'm not a tropical plant. Besides, I'm a French nobleman, so isn't it reasonable for me to be afraid of the sun?"

French plane tree forced his eyes open, and after seeing that it was him, he spoke confidently.

"Right, right. Come, have a drink to cool off."

Liu Zheng put the two bottles of good wine on the ground.

"liquor!"

The plane tree suddenly became alert, stretched out its roots to wrap around the wine bottle, but immediately retracted them.

“It’s not ice.”

It said with disgust.

"No, it's not beer. Who drinks ice cold? Besides, does your mouth really have the ability to sense temperature?"

Liu Zheng complained.

"I don't care what you say to me. I just want to drink ice!"

The plane tree waved its roots and slapped the ground, like a naughty child sitting on the ground and playing tricks.

"Okay, okay, okay. I'll freeze it and bring it to you later."

he said helplessly.

This guy used to drink urine that smelled of alcohol, but now he even drinks high-end liquor chilled. He must have become a very picky eater.

"Humph! If you have nothing to do, just leave and don't disturb my sleep."

The plane tree closed its eyes again.

Liu Zheng sighed, put away the two bottles of wine, and returned to Doctor Nile.

"This tree friend of yours is not a simple person."

Doctor Nile said.

"Oh?"

"Is its life level already on the verge of evolution?"

Doctor Nile said.

"Yes."

Since he had seen through it, Liu Zheng would not hide it anymore.

"It?"

Doctor Nile suddenly made a puzzled sound, then pulled out a gold pendant from his armor.

The pendant's pendant is an equilateral triangle with an abstract eye in the middle.

"Are you calling me? La."

He knelt on one knee, then held the pendant up and faced the sun.

"Yes, I have taken your oracle to heart."

After a moment, Doctor Nile stood up and put away the pendant.

"Is Ra already impatient for you to pray and is about to punish you?"

Liu Zheng joked.

"Then I will definitely feed you to the scarab first."

Dr. Nile glared at him and said.

"So if it's inconvenient to talk about what happened, forget it."

Liu Zheng asked.

"It's nothing inconvenient to say, and this matter is indeed related to you."

Doctor Nile shook his head.

"Oh?"

"Is your tree friend hesitating about which evolutionary direction to choose?"

Doctor Nile said.

"Can you see this?"

"Of course. I used to be a veterinarian."

Dr. Nile said proudly.

"Veterinarian. Okay. So?"

"Has it ever considered another direction of evolution?"

Doctor Nile said.

"What direction?"

"Become Ra's Winged Dragon."

Doctor Nile said solemnly.

"Why does the Pterosaur sound so familiar?"

Liu Zheng scratched his head and said.

“Is it powerful?”

After thinking for a while and failing to remember anything, he gave up.

"Of course!"

Doctor Nile replied immediately.

"Ra's Winged Dragon is the leader of the three mythical gods and the most powerful warrior under the throne of God 'Ra'. His status is so high that he is equal to other gods."

"Can you kill a cow or a horse with one punch?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"It's guaranteed to kill me."

Dr. Nile affirmed.

"That's really powerful. Okay, I'll go ask for you."

He walked up to the plane tree again.

"What?"

The plane tree asked impatiently.

"My friend asked me to ask you if you would consider evolving into Ra's Pteranodon?"

Liu Zheng said.

"What it is?"

The plane tree asked.

"I don't know either, but he said he could kill a cow or a horse with one punch."

He shrugged.

"I can evolve into a phoenix and still kill that guy who sells fake wine with one punch."

The plane tree said with disdain.

"Then you still have to transform into an egg, right? And you still have to practice the five virtues. What if this guy is quick and easy and evolves into a perfect form?"

Liu Zheng said.

"Well then let him come over."

The French plane tree thought for a moment and said.

"Let me make it clear first. Even if the talks break down, you are not allowed to eat my wife's food. Otherwise, I will really turn against you."

he warned.

"You turned against me and you dare to threaten me. Believe it or not, I will eat you too."

The plane tree threatened.

"Haha, do you recognize this dragon robe I'm wearing?"

Liu Zhengliang took out the dragon robe and shroud.

"I don't know. But it's a good thing. Do you want to exchange it?"

The plane trees are bright in front of my eyes.

"Do you dare to accept it if I exchange it? This is lent to me by the Fire Mage."

"Humph, he's just a fire mage. When I evolve into a phoenix, the first thing I'll do is put out his fire."

The leaves of the plane tree trembled, and then it spoke stubbornly.

"Don't brag. When you turn into an egg, you'll need help from others to hatch it."

He exposed the stubbornness of the plane tree and called Dr. Nile over.

"Its name is Dalego, and his name is Nile. Okay, you two can chat among yourselves."

Liu Zheng finished his introduction and stepped aside.

"Hello, Mr. De Lego."

Doctor Nile saluted.

"Hello. Well, you are much more polite than this idiotic human."

The plane tree said admiringly.

"I think it would be hard to find a less polite person."

Dr. Nile laughed.

"That's right. Even those birds that can't speak human language are better than him in being human."

The plane tree said in agreement.

"Hahaha!"

A tree and a mummy laughed at the same time.

"Hey! That's enough, you two."

Liu Zheng looked unhappy.

It's a good thing that the two of them have pleasant communication, but it's not good if the basis of that pleasant communication is DISS him.

"Excuse me, what are the current directions of evolution, Mr. Dai Lego?"

Dr. Nile asked, stopping his laughter.

"The Dryad and the Phoenix."

Said the French plane tree.

"It's actually a phoenix. No wonder, no wonder."

Doctor Nile muttered to himself.

"What's the wonder?"

"It is precisely because you can evolve into a phoenix that you have the possibility of evolving into Ra's Winged Dragon."

Doctor Nile replied.

"Huh? What's the connection between the Phoenix and the Dragon?"

Liu Zheng couldn't help but ask.

(End of this chapter)