It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 151 Nightingale, lend me your big bullet.

Chapter 151 Nightingale, lend me your big bomb

"Get up, get up. The order you've been waiting for is here."

The strange noises of cows and horses woke Liu Zheng up.

When he opened his eyes, he saw Niuma holding empty wine bottles and shouting at him.

"Boss, are you still drunk?"

Liu Zheng said with both anger and amusement.

"Why, you don't allow me to have fun when I'm bored?"

The cows and horses disagreed.

"Xu Xuxu, then you continue to have fun. I'm going to deliver the takeaway."

He picked up the list on the ground and looked at the contents on it.

“Meal: Man bites dog”

"Address: 'Sunshine' Pet Shop."

"Ordered by: Xiaomei"

"Time limit: one hour"

Pet shop, and it’s the type that has never been delivered before.

"Boss, what should I pay attention to when placing an order at a pet store?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Hmm? Which pet store?"

The cows and horses were planning to go back and lie down, but they turned back.

"Sunshine Pet Shop."

he replied.

"Bring it to me and see."

Niuma stretched out his hoof to take the takeout order and looked at it carefully.

"One thousand yuan. I'll deliver this order for you."

It put down the list and said.

“Is this list dangerous?”

Every time Niu Ma grabs an order, it is the kind that he will never return.

"For others, it's okay. But for you, it's really dangerous."

The cows and horses had expressions that seemed to be smiling but not laughing.

"Master, please make your words clearer."

"In the metropolis, any creature that doesn't have citizenship and isn't prohibited can be a pet. The Sunshine Pet Shop is a century-old shop, and they only sell one type of pet."

The cows and horses paused.

"What pet?"

"Humanity."

"Aren't humans a middle race, born with citizenship rights?"

Liu Zheng asked in a calm tone.

"It's two human beings with citizenship that give birth to offspring with citizenship. And citizenship can be lost later in life, so you're always on the verge of losing it."

"And the offspring of humans who lose their citizenship will become non-citizens. Unless they can be employed by places like the Bloody Restaurant and have the opportunity to become citizens."

"At Sunshine Pet Shop, they wouldn't have had that opportunity."

"To prevent them from retaliating, pet stores will contaminate embryos before they are born, so that they cannot pass birth tests and can never become citizens."

"That is to say, they will be someone else's pet for generations, even if they are a hundred or a thousand times smarter than the pet store employees and their owners."

"And the smarter they are, the more miserable they are."

Niuma said calmly.

“Is the Sunshine Pet Shop very big?”

he asked.

"It's not big, with only about eight or nine employees. But I heard they have a breeding base, which is no smaller than the 103 breeding farm."

“What is the strength of those employees?”

Liu Zheng asked again.

"It's just so-so, about the same as those community security guards."

"That's it."

he mused.

"What do you want to do? Let me tell you, the pet store has a good relationship with the city hall. As soon as you make a move, the police will be here soon."

Niuma warned.

"Aren't many employees at the city hall human? Would they be able to tolerate a store like this?"

"Hahaha!"

Hearing Liu Zheng's words, Niu Ma laughed exaggeratedly.

It laughed so hard that its throat almost burst out.

"Do you know who is the biggest customer group of Sunshine Pet Store?"

Niuma finally stopped laughing and said.

"Which one?"

"The human employees of City Hall."

Niuma said coldly.

Although he had guessed the answer, Liu Zheng still frowned.

"why?"

"Why? Because it's useful. The city hall has so many things to do every day. They would die of exhaustion just by working alone."

“But they can’t hire anyone else because the secrets will be leaked.”

"So wouldn't a pet that can communicate well, is smart, and doesn't leak secrets be the best choice?"

"Besides, being able to do whatever you want to people of your own race without restraint, isn't this the ultimate joy?"

There was a mocking smile on the cow and horse's face.

"really."

Liu Zheng nodded.

“Do you think they did the right thing?”

"They didn't break any laws or regulations, so what's wrong with that?"

He asked rhetorically.

"Oh?"

Niu immediately looked him up and down with a hesitant look.

Could it be that this kid finally faced reality?

For a moment, it didn't know whether it should be proud or disappointed.

"So you plan to deliver this order honestly?"

Niuma asked.

"Of course not."

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

"So you say they were right?"

"Just because they did the right thing doesn't mean I have to let them do it. Those security guards were right not to let me enter the community, but I killed them, didn't I?"

His laughter was mixed with the sound of grinding teeth.

Liu Zheng felt a stream of blood gathering towards his brain, making his brain unusually clear yet out of control.

He knew that this was his irritability attack again. "Have you thought it through?"

"Boss, my brain is broken again. I can't think anymore."

Liu Zheng smiled helplessly.

"Then go ahead. By the way, give me all your money and I'll pick a good grave for you. How about it be next to the red pig?"

Niuma said seriously.

"You won't let me die, big man."

he said firmly.

"Why? I'm your father?"

Niuma said with disdain.

"If I die, you won't get the remaining 170,000."

"grass!"

The cow and horse cursed.

"Then you better stay in the lounge and I'll take care of this order. Otherwise I'll beat you into a pulp and let you grow old."

It said viciously.

"Even if I turn into pulp, I will still crawl over. Boss, you better tell me how to do it safely."

Liu Zheng said.

"No."

The cow and horse shook their heads violently.

"Really not?"

He took out a stack of banknotes and waved it in front of the cows and horses.

"Even if I tell you, you can't do it with your strength."

The cows and horses' eyes moved left and right following the banknotes.

"Tell me, this money is yours, boss. I will judge whether I can do it or not. If it really doesn't work, you can still grab the order."

Liu Zheng said.

"Humph, you insist on courting death, so be it."

The cows and horses swallowed the banknotes in one gulp.

"The method is very simple. Before you finish delivering the food, find a way to cause a conflict between you and the pet store, and then flee the scene before the police from the Sheriff's Department arrive."

"This way, your actions will be judged as normal disputes during food delivery, and there will be no subsequent impact at the official level."

"Of course, it's hard to say whether the pet shop will retaliate against you privately."

Niuma said.

"Then on the other hand, if the people in the pet store killed me, would that be a normal dispute?"

"Yes."

"So this is ah."

Liu Zheng suddenly realized.

No wonder every time he delivers food, the security guards, cleaners, and people who take orders dare to pick a fight with him, as if they don’t take the Bloody Restaurant seriously.

And even though he killed so many security guards of Yipintian Villa, there was no trouble afterwards.

It turns out that these are all normal disputes in the food delivery process.

"Don't just use it blindly now that you know it. This rule is not so stable. If it goes wrong one day, don't blame me for not reminding you."

As soon as Niu Ma saw Liu Zheng's eyes lighting up, they knew that he was up to something.

"Don't worry, I won't. I'm just an honest worker."

Liu Zheng said.

"Hehe. Tell me your plan. If it's reliable, I'll let you out. If it's not reliable, I'll shove you into a locker."

The cows and horses raised their hooves as big as sandbags and spoke leisurely.

Planning is not difficult to make.

There are three key points in this plan to disrupt the show.

First of all, how to make the people in the pet shop come into conflict with him?
This is actually very simple. Unless the takeaway is ordered by an acquaintance, no one who places the order will honestly sign for it.

Liu Zheng didn't even have to do anything, the people in the pet shop would find trouble with him themselves.

Second, how to deal with the employees in the pet shop?

This is a bit more troublesome.

Even with the bonus of the legendary vest, Liu Zheng can only deal with one employee at most.

Even if we count the nightingales and the mermaids, we can only deal with five or six at most, and there will still be two or three left.

But if he brought Nightingale and Ama with him, he wouldn't be able to take chances and throw the teether.

Because even if Tindalos was summoned, it would only recognize Liu Zheng and not the two of them.

What's more, the Nightingale and the Ama may not agree to help.

After all, he had the protection of rules, but the other two didn't.

There was no profit to be made from this matter, it was just a momentary impulse on his part.

As for the vampire girl, let her continue to be a child laborer.

Third point, how to evacuate the scene before the police from the Public Security Bureau arrive?
This is also very simple. Just tear off the express delivery note and let the postman send it back to the restaurant.

In other words, the only problem now is how to deal with those pet shop employees.

Go to the meeting alone, then use the cheat code to throw the teething stick in a wave?

Even though Liu Zheng was ill now, he knew that it was not worth it.

Next he has to go to the garbage disposal plant, which is the really deadly place.

Oh, if only there was still that “fecal sea maggot fossil”.

After arriving there, he threw the takeaway and the fossils out together, then turned around and ran away. A real man never looks back at the explosion, and he doesn't even need to use the express delivery slip.

Of course, that’s just thinking about it.

He didn't dare go to Mr. Li again.

If you go there once, it will turn into a tentacle monster. If you go there again, who knows what it will turn into.

But speaking of explosions.
Liu Zheng recalled the scene of Nightingale masturbating, and his eyes moved slightly.

If you don't want to go, you can just go and play the guitar.

So he called Nightingale.

"Are you looking for the Ama or me?"

There is murderous intent hidden in the nightingale's mouth.

"Of course I'm looking for you."

Liu Zheng said.

"Making money or dating?"

"Neither. I just want to borrow something from you."