Witch, I'm really not an ancient god of the deep sea!
Chapter 129 Careers and Hobbies
Chapter 129 Careers and Hobbies
"It's troublesome..."
Chen Qi flipped the skewers again.
Without a doubt, those algae-like tentacles were the little sea monster he encountered in Siren Gorge.
Why did the siren follow us?
Chen Qi remembered that sirens were typical social monsters, and now, one of them had actually escaped from the Siren Gorge.
The little green algae had a pretty good ability to disguise itself; it endured its hunger and tried its best to pretend that it was a real little green algae.
It waited quietly in the water.
I hope I won't be discovered... Chen Qi prayed to the sea goddess once again in his heart.
Fortunately, everyone's attention was drawn to a master from the Golden Flower and Bird Kingdom.
The naval commander said:
"There's a tentacle monster next to the witch! How terrifying! The witch is indeed as fearsome as the rumors say!"
"Yes, I hope the fishermen who go out to sea will not encounter that terrifying monster."
"A humanoid creature with tentacles hasn't appeared on the Witch's Sea for a long time. Could those tentacles be a forbidden entity summoned from another world by the Flower Witch?"
The crowd was buzzing with discussion, and Chen Qi, clad in the Embers of Fire, had already caused quite a bit of panic.
Of course, this also excited a master.
Seafood Sister blushed, downed a bottle of wheat wine, and shouted:
"People of Bei Kingdom, you are all too rigid! Those are tentacles! Our world is full of countless amazing creatures. You need to be more imaginative!"
She's capturing everyone's attention with her incredible remarks!
The blonde, elf-like seafood lady clenched her fist in the air:
"In our Golden Flower Bird Kingdom, there are twenty-three officially recognized genders. After all, our Golden Flower Bird Kingdom has creatures with cat ears, dog tails, wings, and devil horns, as well as many super cute extraordinary professions. Don't you think the existence of half-human, half-beast beings is wonderful?"
I've sampled many kinds, but unfortunately, due to geographical reasons, I've never had the chance to experience the wonderful feature of tentacles.
At this point, Sister Seafood couldn't help but shake her head, saying with a melancholy expression:
"I really want to eat seafood. I wish I could run into that tentacle monster."
Everyone looked on with admiration; someone actually wanted to make contact with the tentacle monster on the Devil's Ship!
"!!!"
Chen Qi gasped in shock.
This person is absolutely incredible!
He finally understood why this international student, like Peilu, was known as one of the Three Heroes of the Capital!
And why is she called "Seafood Sister" by the players?
The Golden Flower Bird Kingdom, a nation with many genders, has such a progressive mindset that the navy and hunters of the Bei Kingdom cannot understand it.
You should know that on the high seas, any monster that even remotely touches tentacles is extremely dangerous.
The twelve tentacles of the Rift Sea, the Blood-Eyed Wall, the siren with tentacles as hair, or the vortex wormhole are all monsters that must be avoided when sailing.
In terms of danger, they are even more dangerous than the dominant species in coastal waters!
Therefore, tentacles are a symbol of terror and evil gods!
The people of Bei Kingdom only have fear of tentacles!
However, Sister Seafood opened the door to a new world for them with her vivid language:
"Think about it, the tentacles are smooth and soft. If these tentacles were also warm, imagine that..."
The navy and hunters felt their common sense had been altered.
Out of curiosity, someone whispered from the bottom of their heart:
"Elaborate."
Seafood Sister narrowed her eyes into crescent moons and began to impart strange knowledge to the navy personnel present.
Chen Qi felt a chill run down his spine upon hearing this.
Normally, he would just make the same expression as the old man on the subway and then continue watching the drama unfold.
But now, he couldn't help but worry, because the tentacle monster they were talking about was none other than himself!
At this moment, another expert arrived.
"The aura of a witch..."
A white-haired bard murmured softly, then casually placed his lute on a chair.
"What, you're here for barbecue too!" Chen Qi's heart skipped a beat.
The person who arrived here was none other than Palu, the pirate captain of the Ice Demon Pirate Crew!
In terms of perception, Palu's strength is definitely not inferior to that of the novice mentor An.
At such close range, it was only a matter of time before the Flower Witch was discovered.
He remembered that in the original storyline, the Flower Witch had become acquainted with the Blood Blade Pirate Crew and the Ice Demon Pirate Crew.
"They're about to find out..." Chen Qi's palms were sweating, and he knew something was wrong.
At least for now, Palu's attention is completely drawn to the incredible Seafood Sister.
This is a temporary open-air barbecue stall with only a few tables and chairs.
"Boss, give me two skewers of fish balls."
Palu gave Seafood Sister a look of utter disdain, sat down next to her, crossed his legs, and gave her a mocking smile:
"The people of the Golden Flower Bird Kingdom are really sick; they actually like tentacles."
Nancy, you should take some time to fix your muddled, useless brain. Stop thinking about strange things all day, or you'll die at the hands of a sea monster sooner or later.
"With your third-tier strength, encountering that tentacle monster will only result in death."
At this moment, Palu stopped pretending and directly pointed out Seafood Sister's name, Nancy! The three heroes of the capital, as the three most famous talents of the Royal University of Bei, naturally knew each other.
"Get your brain fixed..."
Nancy bit her lip, furious.
At this moment, Paru is playing the role of a sharp-tongued female bard!
If it were this serious and capable chef in front of her who was mocking her, that would be one thing!
But does this cross-dressing Palu really have the right to mock her?
Why should I? Nancy retorted, and ate a skewer of squid.
"Heh, boss, do you think people who dress up as animals every day, wear weird clothes, and like women's clothing, are mentally unstable?"
Nancy asked Chen Qi.
"..."
Chen Qi was momentarily at a loss for words.
In his eyes, Paru was a decent person with no strange quirks.
Everything he did was to better disguise his identity in order to increase his strength.
As the most amiable captain among the four major pirate crews, Palu is a breath of fresh air in the Witch Sea!
Paru remained completely calm and explained:
"Heh, Nancy, don't confuse me with you. You should know that the reason I sometimes cross-dress is because of my profession..."
Upon hearing Palu's words, Chen Qi had a flash of inspiration and finally remembered the other person's profession.
It is the fourth-tier legendary dice lamp profession, the Thousand Changes!
Dice are a symbol of luck and chaos, randomness.
Many professions involving dice have a certain degree of randomness, and the same is true for the Thousand Changes.
His job involves randomly selecting an identity from a pool to play.
For example, if he draws a bard, he has to play the role of a bard; if he draws a dancer, he has to play the role of a dancer; if he draws a maid, he has to play the role of a maid.
After completing the role-playing, he can gain special temporary abilities and store them.
Paru's random pool consists of bards, cartographers, apothecary apprentices, carpenters, sailors, maids, and so on.
They are all legitimate jobs.
One of the evaluation metrics for these professional tasks is the money earned while performing the role.
Therefore, when Paru appears in the public eye, he is often working.
He was either working or on his way to work.
Therefore, even though he is a fourth-tier legendary figure, he is also known as the "Emperor of Hired Managers"!
Palu calmly took a sip of his drink and said to Nancy again:
"Let me say it again, the reason I'm dressed like this is because of my profession, not my hobby. Don't confuse my profession with your hobby! You idiot who wants to get close to the tentacle monster!"
He doesn't actually enjoy role-playing; it's just that it's his profession.
Palu continued to finish off the enemy:
"Neither the witch nor that tentacle monster are beings you can touch, Nancy!"
"Stop with those weird ideas. If you actually face that tentacle monster, you won't experience any fun; you'll just die a horrible death!"
Having roamed the ocean for many years, Paru knows all too well that most tentacled monsters are dangerous beings forbidden by the sea!
"..."
Why does everyone call me a tentacle monster? I don't even have that many tentacles on my clothes! Chen Qi handed the skewers to the two of them speechlessly.
Although Nancy has eccentric tastes, she is one of the three outstanding individuals in the capital, a third-tier superhuman who graduated from the Royal University of Bei.
The strength of the three heroes of the capital far surpasses that of ordinary superhumans.
If he were to be caught by Nancy, his current strength would only allow him to be thoroughly humiliated by her.
The kind that you can't resist...
The risks of fame... Chen Qi shook his head.
He never expected that this incident would generate even more buzz than the Flower Witch!
Nancy was speechless after being retorted. After a long silence, she slowly said:
"I understand. I won't go looking for that dangerous tentacle monster again."
"I finally understand..." Palu nodded with satisfaction.
Then, Nancy curiously leaned close to his ear and said in a pleading voice:
"By the way, Palu, do you have any siren in your role-playing pool? If not, do you have any dog people or cat people, preferably furry ones?"
A gentle sea breeze swept by, and Paru's brain briefly went blank.
"..."
No, this guy is hopeless... Palu silently drank a glass of wheat beer, and then, out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the small houseboat again.
With just a glance, he sensed the powerful aura of a Flower-like extraordinary being!
Then, Palu's pupils contracted sharply as he looked at Chen Qi's body with a sympathetic gaze.
"We were found out after all..." Chen Qi shook his head helplessly.
Thank you everyone for subscribing, voting, and recommending! Thanks (ω)!
P.S.: Ahem, the last chapter was a bit messy, so I'll be posting only one chapter a day. I need to take a break and organize the outline. (Feeling guilty)
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