Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 301 Kaguya the Old Woman?
On the screen, Kakashi arrived at the Hokage's office.

The Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, was spying on them using a telescope technique.

The crystal ball displayed an image of the Konoha women's bathhouse, and beneath the straw hat was a lewd old face.

Sarutobi didn't even bother smoking at that moment.

"Too late! My lifelong reputation is ruined!"

Somewhere in Konoha, Sarutobi, watching the light screen, wore a look of despair.

This is truly a dead end.

Since the appearance of the light screen, some people's reputations have reversed, while others' reputations have worsened.

Sarutobi's fame waned.

The most obvious manifestation of this is that fewer and fewer people in the village worship Sarutobi.

At this moment, the village was in an uproar.

Some ninjas looked embarrassed, while others had gloomy expressions.

For example, a female ninja who enjoys taking baths is in a bad mood at this time.

Even Koharu Utatane had a dark expression. She would occasionally go to the women's bathhouse to soak in the hot spring, so did Sarutobi also peep on her?

Mitokado Haru noticed Koharu Utatane's expression and guessed what she was thinking, inwardly grumbling to himself.

Even when Koharu was young, Sarutobi didn't have any feelings for her. Now that she's an old maid, would Sarutobi spy on her? That's just overthinking it.

Of course, Mitokado Haru didn't dare say it out loud, and he was also quite afraid of Utatane Koharu getting angry.

Listening closely, Mitomon heard some villagers talking around him.

"Is the Third Hokage a complete pervert?"

"This is a light screen trying to smear the Third Hokage!"

"No way, absolutely impossible."

……

Jiraiya's eyes lit up; he had become quite interested in the telescope technique.

That said, although Jiraiya became Hokage, Sarutobi didn't give him the crystal ball.

Upon seeing Kakashi, Sarutobi quickly hid the crystal ball, but Kakashi, though he saw it, pretended not to.

"Third Hokage, when I first took over Team 2, the team's combat strength was poor, lacking practical experience. Most importantly, they lacked powerful techniques. Sasuke could only use Chidori twice a day, and they didn't even have a single two-tomoe Sharingan. Shadow Clone Jutsu was a common forbidden technique; we practically wore ourselves out chanting it. Even so, neither of them could get a single powerful technique!" Kakashi complained.

[Sarutobi: "If you're so capable of being a captain, then you're capable of coming up with some ultimate moves. I don't have any ultimate moves for you, but I do have your life. You, Kakashi, how many ultimate moves are my head worth? Just cut it off and use it to exchange for an ultimate move. I'm warning you, Kakashi, stop bothering me with this nonsense!"]

"Alright! That's exactly what I was waiting for." Kakashi said with a grin.

In less than three years, Team 7 had everything: the Rasengan, the Hundred Healings Technique, the Rinnegan, and the Tailed Beast Ball.

"Without this much wealth, would I dare to go head-to-head with that old hag Kaguya? Dream on!" Kakashi said smugly.

Kakashi:......

At this moment, Kakashi didn't know what to say.

Madara: Kakashi, you're a talented person. No wonder you'll become the Sixth Hokage. I acknowledge you.

In the group chat, Madara suddenly publicly acknowledged Kakashi.

The moon, Kaguya, sealed away.

Is she an old woman?
Should I confront her head-on?

Kakashi Hatake, is it? She remembered.

……

Hiruzen Sarutobi secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Kakashi successfully attracted everyone's attention.

As for his act of secretly peeping into the women's bathhouse on the screen, it was covered up.

However, the light screen is really making things up. Is Kakashi and his personality really like what's shown on the light screen?

"However, this is for the best," Sarutobi thought to himself.

Putting Kakashi aside, Hiruzen Sarutobi was the village's leader for decades, and everyone in the village knew his character, which was completely different from what was shown on the screen.

So, if the screen says he's spying or lewd, the villagers will believe it's a smear campaign against him.

Who is Hiruzen Sarutobi? He is the Light of Konoha.

Although he taught disciples who mastered the "Three Forbidden Techniques of Ninjas," it doesn't mean he has any problems.

……

"...The monkeys have changed a lot."

"Pure Land," Tobirama murmured to himself after a moment of silence.

Tobirama wasn't entirely sure what the light screen said.

After all, Tobirama had been dead for a long time.

Although Sarutobi was a good young man in his youth, possessing the Will of Fire and talent, he loved his village and was not lecherous. He would never do something like peeping into women's bathhouses.

But people do change.

Furthermore, anyone who becomes Hokage will change to some extent.

Therefore, it's not impossible that Sarutobi will grow old, as the screen suggests.

As for choosing Sarutobi as Hokage, Tobirama felt a little regretful.

But are Danzo, Kagami, and Mitokado Homura better than Sarutobi?
With a sigh, Tobirama stopped thinking about it; the monkey wasn't entirely useless.

Regardless, the monkeys did make some contributions to the development of Konoha.

……

"Kakashi is stealing the spotlight again."

Obito is still in Konoha.

Apart from Awei, no one in Konoha noticed Obito.

When Obito saw Kakashi appear on the light screen, he felt a little smug.

But now, Obito feels that Kakashi is stealing the spotlight.

The Twins of Fate are Kakashi's students.

Kakashi will become Hokage someday.

Furthermore, they went head-to-head with that old hag Kaguya Otsutsuki, that's really damn impressive.

In comparison, Obito was just a minor villain.

After all, he has Madara above him, Black Zetsu behind Madara, and then Kaguya.

There will definitely be more after Kaguya, after all, Kaguya is very wary of the Otsutsuki clan from beyond the heavens.

When Obito saw that Madara Uchiha had actually acknowledged Kakashi in the Naruto chat group on the screen, his expression turned sour.

"That inherently evil bastard Madara Uchiha, does he even deserve to acknowledge Kakashi?" Obito cursed inwardly.

Only he, Obito, is qualified to acknowledge Kakashi.

At this moment, the screen displayed some footage of the seventh class's training.

Kakashi taught Sasuke Chidori.

Chidori and Raikiri are similar, but there are still differences. Chidori is only an A-rank ninjutsu, while Raikiri is an S-rank ninjutsu. You can tell from the ninjutsu ranking that Raikiri is an upgraded version of Chidori.

In terms of speed and destructive power, Raikiri surpasses Chidori.

Although it cannot compare to Raikiri, Chidori's power should not be underestimated.

Even for a genin, learning Chidori isn't easy.

However, Sasuke lived up to his reputation as a genius of the Uchiha clan. With Kakashi teaching him Chidori, he mastered it in a short time. Combined with his Sharingan, it was quite powerful and posed a threat to Gaara, the Jinchuriki of the One-Tailed Beast.

As for Naruto, he learned the Rasengan from Jiraiya and later developed the Rasenshuriken, among other techniques. Of course, Naruto's signature ninjutsu is the Shadow Clone Jutsu.

Finally, there's Sakura.

As Naruto and Sasuke's teammate, Sakura couldn't be too weak, so it was necessary to give her a power-up. Although Sakura was just an ordinary ninja with no powerful bloodline or bloodline limit, she easily became Tsunade's apprentice. After a little effort, she learned medical ninjutsu, superhuman strength, and the Hundred Healings Technique, although she was still a bit behind Tsunade.

Compared to Sakura, Shizune, who has been with Tsunade for a longer time, is far inferior.

"This kind of forced cheating is simply unreasonable," Obito muttered to himself, pursing his lips.

Sakura: I became stronger entirely through my own efforts, and I feel like I'm finally about to surpass them (Naruto and Sasuke).

Obito:......

Sakura Haruno is definitely using a cheat code, a completely unreasonable cheat code, comparable to Obito Uchiha.

Suddenly, a member in the group compared Sakura to Obito.

This angered Obito, who argued that he had earned everything through his own hard work. Why was he accused of using cheat codes?
Kakashi: Obito worked hard.

Seeing Kakashi say this in the group chat, Obito's expression became somewhat complicated.

[Does it make sense that Obito's Sharingan immediately transformed into a two-tomoe Sharingan, and then that two-tomoe Sharingan directly became the Mangekyou Sharingan?]

[That's right, that's right, isn't this Obito's progress a cheat code?]

Furthermore, Obito's Kaleidoscope ability is practically broken.

……

Kakashi was speechless in the group chat.

Kakashi mainly said that Obito's growth was due to hard work, but in reality it was the awakening and upgrading of his Sharingan.

While others awaken their Sharingan with one tomoe, Obito awakened it with two tomoe.

While other people's Sharingan grows from one tomoe to two tomoe, then two tomoe to three tomoe, and finally three tomoe to Mangekyou Sharingan, all of that is very low compared to Obito's Sharingan.

[Ah Wei: Actually, opening the eye with a two-tomoe Sharingan is an insult to Tsuchiko; it should have been opening the eye with a kaleidoscope.]

Obito:......

Taking a deep breath, Obito calmed himself down.

……

"Pure Land," the still water sighed.

He was hailed as the greatest genius of his clan during his lifetime, while Obito was merely a loser.

But Obito was far more dazzling than him.

As expected, the bottom-ranked student is the strongest!
Some people in the group said that Obito was forcibly using cheat codes, and Shisui also thought so.

Emotions can affect the activation and upgrade of the Sharingan, but to activate it with two tomoe right away is still too frightening.

However, Madara Uchiha had excellent judgment, choosing Obito early on.

But Madara also schemed against Obito, and when Obito found out, he broke off relations with Madara.

It's not wrong to say that Obito hated Madara to the core.

Kakashi, who formed a bond with Obito, is no ordinary person either!
Even during his lifetime, Shisui somewhat underestimated Kakashi.

Before his death, when he still had the three-tomoe Sharingan, he believed that his strength was no weaker than Kakashi's. After he obtained the Mangekyou Sharingan, he felt that his strength far surpassed Kakashi's.

What if Kakashi had died in the Battle of Kannabi Bridge...?

……

“…Boring.” Obito’s expression darkened further.

Is this another prank on him?

Create a world with Kakashi?

What's the point of this power if it can't protect Kakashi?
In the Land of Grass, inside a pitch-black underground cave near the Kannabi Bridge, an old man with age spots was clinging to life with an IV drip of "White Zetsu".
A group of white zealots were chattering away in front of the age spots.

"Everything is proceeding according to plan. Let Obito be crushed under the boulder, causing him to lose half his body, then give him Hashirama's cells," Madara said to the White Zetsu before him.

[Under Madara's orders, the White Zetsu began their operation.]

Ban snorted coldly, saying that things were not as described on the light screen back then at all.

Madara did not deny plotting against Obito, but the details and the light screen were not quite the same.

"Perhaps the light screen isn't omniscient after all." A smile appeared on Ban's lips.

Of course, it's also possible that the light screen was intentional.

But if the light screen doesn't understand the details of many things, then...

Ban had a lot of ideas.

If handled properly, it may yield unexpected results.

[Rin has been kidnapped by Iwa ninja. Kakashi and Obito have an argument. Kakashi believes the mission comes first, while Obito insists on rescuing Rin.]

Kakashi: Rin is a medical ninja; the Iwa ninja won't kill her easily.

Obito glared angrily at Kakashi, then turned and walked towards the direction where Rin had been kidnapped, leaving Kakashi with only his back to him.
"In my opinion, White Fang is a true hero." - Obito

Kakashi: ? ? ?

Pure Land, White Teeth: ? ? ?
Good lad, I knew he was going to use his persuasive skills the moment he opened his mouth.

"Although in the ninja world, those who break the rules are called trash, but... those who don't cherish their comrades are even worse than trash. Since we're all trash anyway, I'll choose to break the rules. If anyone says that such a person isn't a ninja, then I'll defeat those so-called ninjas," Obito said earnestly.

(Congratulations to Tu Zi for achieving 99.9% bond with Kakashi, and receiving 99, 999, 9999 points of favor from Kakashi...)

Bai Ya's lips twitched slightly.

White Fang admired Obito's ability to talk his way out of anything.

As for being acknowledged by Obito as a hero of Konoha, he said thank you.

only……

Judging from his actions and words, something just seems off.

After all, Obito became too extreme after turning to the dark side.

Hashirama: Obito Uchiha also possessed the Will of Fire.

Tobirama: You idiot brother, what are you so pleased about? Obito was the one who started the Nine-Tails' rampage!

When Hashirama acknowledged Obito's Will of Fire, Tobirama was very unhappy.

Tobirama harbored a great deal of prejudice against the Uchiha clan.

In Tobirama's view, the Uchiha were an inherently evil clan.

Obito is also an example.

While Obito was alright before his corruption, what did he do afterward? The Nine-Tails' rampage, the Blood Mist Village, and the behind-the-scenes manipulation of the Akatsuki...

Therefore, he was Tobirama Senju, which is correct.

One Obito caused Konoha considerable losses; if there were several more Obitos, wouldn't Konoha be destroyed?
As for making an Uchiha clan member Hokage, that's even more unacceptable.

If the inherently evil Uchiha were to become Hokage, it wouldn't be a good thing for Konoha.

Hashirama remained silent.

At this moment, Hashirama was also a little disappointed.

The Nine-Tailed Fox Rebellion?

That Nine-Tails thing actually caused Konoha huge losses. Has Konoha fallen to this state?
What? The Nine-Tails' power is too great and must be sealed? You were just saying that, and you actually took it seriously?
Considering the damage the Nine-Tails' attack caused to Konoha, Hashirama was truly embarrassed to acknowledge Obito.

Madara also caused considerable damage to Konoha, but it was nothing compared to the Nine-Tails' rampage.

From this perspective, Obito was the most extreme member of the Uchiha clan.

However, there was also Ban's scheming behind this.

But Madara was outmaneuvered by Black Zetsu again.

Frowning, Hashirama found it all too complicated.

After defeating several Iwa ninja, Obito and Kakashi successfully rescued Rin. Then, a huge boulder fell, hitting Kakashi squarely. Kakashi's entire body was smashed by the boulder, probably turning him into a 'QR code'.
The sudden turn of events startled both Obito and Rin.

Obito: Kakashi~
Rin: Kakashi~

Seeing himself crushed to death by a boulder on the light screen, Kakashi felt... absolutely nothing.

(End of this chapter)