Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 163 Actually, your dreams don't conflict.
Some of the White Zetsu that had been dormant were awakened.

However, due to their blindness, the white Zetsu huddled together in a panic as soon as they woke up, causing a mess that made the black Zetsu's brow twitch.

With all sorts of misfortunes, Black Zetsu was in a very bad mood.

“There is still a way to restore the power of these White Zetsu’s eyes,” said the White Zetsu who was ‘bound’ to Black Zetsu.

Indeed, Black Zetsu has a way to restore the eye power of these White Zetsu, but it is not easy.

And the time required will not be short.

Black Zetsu was considering it.

The first step is to move these white geese to a safe place.

As for restoring the eye power of these White Zetsu, that can only be done slowly.

Fortunately, White Zetsu have very strong senses. Blindness does affect White Zetsu, but it doesn't turn them into useless beings.

……

In the middle of the night, while most people in the ninja world were still asleep, a curtain of light appeared in the sky.

In Konoha, only about a thousand people saw the light screen immediately.

"Don't sleep, get up quickly."

"Get up and look at the light screen."

"The light screen has reappeared."

……

Throughout the village, many sleeping people were called over.

Those who are grumpy in the morning started complaining.

This light screen appearing in the middle of the night is really too much trouble!
But we still have to watch it.

After all, while the light screen did a lot of pranks, it also revealed many secrets and important information.

There are fewer and fewer people simply watching the spectacle; more and more are trying to gather information through the light screen.

Take Konoha for example. They secretly established a light screen research group, which, as the name suggests, is responsible for researching light screens.

For now, the principles behind the light screen are unclear, but the content displayed on it and all its details are being scrutinized repeatedly.

As for those who deeply resent the light screen, there are of course quite a few.

In the Valley of the End, Edo Tensei, who was staring blankly at the Hashirama statue, was about to return to the Pure Land when a light curtain suddenly appeared.

Therefore, Ban was no longer in a hurry to return to the Pure Land.

Standing atop his own stone statue, he looked up at the light curtain.

With the appearance of the light screen, the Naruto chat group naturally appeared as well.

As a group member, Ban was also online immediately.

For Madara, the Naruto chat group was quite interesting, and most importantly, he could chat privately with Hashirama.

As soon as he logged on...

[Your friend Hashirama Senju has sent you a private message request. Do you want to accept?]

A smile appeared on Ban's lips.

Hasilama, that guy...

Ban then agreed.

Hashirama: Madara~
Ban: Hasilama~】

A deep sense of bond filled Madara's heart.

At this moment, the group was very lively, with some people chatting privately and others chatting publicly.

Like Hashirama chatting privately with Madara while also being active in group chat.

The group chat is public; not only can everyone in the group see it, but those watching the light screen can also see it.

Madara was a little annoyed by Hashirama's 'scumbag' behavior.

The topic of conversation among everyone was what the light screen would reveal this time.

People with scandals are always anxious, worried that their scandals will be exposed.

Minato and Kurama, inside the Grim Reaper's belly, were both happy; they wouldn't be so bored anymore.

Having experienced the Five Kage Summit, his brother's advice, and the Second Hokage's guidance, Sasuke finally understood the true significance of the event to him.

Arriving at the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War, he was with his former best friend and made a grand vow: to become Hokage, protect the village, and also protect his most important friend—Neruda!

In the Uchiha clan compound, Sasuke had just woken up. He had been fast asleep when he suddenly heard someone outside shouting that a light screen had appeared. So, without even getting dressed properly, he got up and opened the window.

However, as soon as he saw the light screen, what it said made his face turn dark.

This guy is so gay.

It's simply...

"How can this be repaired!" Erzhuzi said with a dark face.

As for his bond with Naruto, it was all said through the light screen; in reality, he and Naruto had no contact whatsoever.

However, he was still affected by the light barrier.

Although he and Naruto haven't had much contact yet, they've actually formed a bond, which is quite absurd.

[Erzhuzi solemnly declared: Regardless of whether you approve of me or not, and regardless of how you see me, I am going to become Hokage.]

Naruto, beaming: Okay!

(Naruto's childhood dream was to become Hokage, but what he cared about wasn't the title itself, but rather everyone's approval. At this moment, Sasuke's return to the village was the most important thing to him; compared to that, who became Hokage was unimportant.)

Erzhuzi: ...Thank you.

Sakura was stunned. She had always loved Sasuke and would continue to support him, but after Sasuke became a rogue ninja, she longed for him to return to Konoha, but she only ever wanted him to be an ordinary ninja.
She was stunned when Sasuke suddenly announced he wanted to become Hokage.

[Shikamaru raised a question: The title of Hokage isn't something just anyone can hold; Sasuke is just a rogue ninja, so becoming Hokage is simply impossible.]

[Shino Aburame: Sasuke's past misdeeds can never be erased. Want to become Hokage? Wishful thinking.]

[Naruto then remembered Itachi's words: it's not that becoming Hokage brings everyone's approval, but rather that only by gaining everyone's approval can one become Hokage. Sasuke's thinking was clearly misguided! But to save Sasuke, he resolutely stood on Sasuke's side.]

Erzhuzi: ...

Suigetsu and Jugo looked embarrassed.

Kiba Inuzuka: Konoha doesn't need traitors, and you're not even a chance to become Hokage. It should be me. What kind of lame joke is this traitor who's been away from home for years suddenly coming back to crack?

Sasuke didn't continue to provoke anyone. Instead, he walked up to Sakura and, perhaps thinking about taking on seven opponents at once, flicked her forehead: "Are you alright? Wide forehead!"

Erzhuzi was so angry that he couldn't speak.

Not far away, Fugaku and Mikoto looked at Sasuke with complicated expressions.

"Is it that you can only become Hokage after you become Hokage, and that you can only become Hokage after you become Hokage?" Fugaku muttered to himself.

With such awareness, he can take on seven opponents at once—he's really grown up!
No wonder the Third Hokage once praised him for having the mindset of a Hokage when he fought seven opponents.

Also, did the screen say that the Second Hokage approved of Sasuke?

It seems that the Second Hokage only recognized Uchiha Kagami, and Sasuke is the second? That's truly an honor!

Furthermore, the bond between Sasuke and Naruto is something the village's higher-ups need right now!
Naruto is currently in Amegakure.

Konoha has not declared war on Akatsuki.

It will be very difficult to rescue Naruto.

Therefore, the bond between Sasuke and Naruto is very important.

"One vs. Seven..." Mikoto was a little worried about One vs. Seven at this point.

According to what was said on the screen, one against seven definitely means Konoha is on their side.

Therefore, the defection of Yi Dang Qi is quite intriguing.

Undercover?

Would the leader of Akatsuki, and the other members, still trust someone who can fight seven opponents at once?
Fugaku had to seriously consider whether the defection of one against seven was to infiltrate the Akatsuki organization.
Was it arranged by the third generation?
"It seems necessary to ask the Third Hokage," Fugaku thought to himself, narrowing his eyes.

……

In Amegakure, the one-against-seven team also saw the light screen immediately.

At this moment, the one-against-seven's gaze was also complicated.

Will his silly yet adorable little brother become Hokage when he grows up?
"Is only the one recognized by everyone the Hokage? It seems that the title of Hokage is very important to you." A voice appeared behind Itachi, and then a person walked out of the darkness, it was Juzo Biwa.

Juzo Biwa came to Itachi's side, his face cold.

Based on what's shown on the screen, Itachi is very likely an undercover agent.

What is the purpose of having a Kage-level shinobi from Konoha infiltrate the Akatsuki organization?
"The title of Hokage became irrelevant the moment I defected," Itachi said calmly.

"I hope so. If you betray the organization, then I will kill you," said Juzo Biwa coldly. ...

Naruto was still fast asleep. It was raining outside the window, and someone was shouting that a light screen had appeared, but Naruto remained unmoved and slept soundly.

Instead, the Nine-Tails inside Naruto was watching the light screen with great interest.

Naruto and Sasuke?
Hashirama and Madara?

Nine-Tailed Fox made a bold guess.

It thought of the two sons of the old man Liudao.

The bond between Indra and Ashura, the bond between Hashirama and Madara, the bond between Naruto and Sasuke—is it a cycle of destiny?

"Could it really be like that?" Nine-Tails wasn't sure.

Sealed inside Naruto, it couldn't sense Ashura's chakra at all!

Is it not activated yet?
……

At the Haruno residence, Sakura also woke up because of the commotion outside.

When she saw Sasuke affectionately flicking her forehead on the screen, her face turned red with embarrassment.

She was rather self-conscious because of her wide forehead.

As for Sasuke, she does like him somewhat, but not as much as the screen portrays.

Naruto: I'm going to be the Hokage!

Sasuke wants to become Hokage, Naruto wants to become Hokage—your dreams aren't actually conflicting.

Erzhuzi: "A light curtain that is inherently evil, aren't you going too far?"

The Fugaku couple also felt that the light screen was going too far.

Sasuke is still a child!
No, even if Sasuke grows up, his lover can only be a woman.

Mikoto is already considering giving Sasuke a proper talking-to.

We can't let Sasuke be led astray by Naruto in the future.

Bonds are fine, but... let's forget about MAX-level bonds!
It'll be fine as long as it's close to perfect.

Fugaku was also worried that Sasuke would be led astray by Naruto in the future.

After all, it was mentioned on the screen that Sasuke's first kiss was taken by Naruto.

That brat Naruto...

We still need to be careful.

……

Inside Amegakure, a certain Amegakure ninja was patrolling the village when he noticed Ichidoshichi and Juzo Biwa not far away.

This Rain Ninja also had Awei's spores parasitizing on her body.

When Yu Ren noticed the one-against-seven fight, the spores transmitted the information to Awei.

However, the distance between the spores and Awei is relatively far, and the transmission takes some time.

Besides, he wasn't comfortable with the idea of ​​fighting seven people at once.

"Should we give Naruto a Kotoamatsukami?" One against seven suddenly had this idea.

Shisui's kaleidoscope was in the hands of Yi Daqi.

The one that Danzo stole was used once by Kotoamatsukami and is still on cooldown.

Kotoamatsukami has a relatively long cooldown time.

However, Kotoamatsukami, which I fought against seven, had not yet been used.

"Dad and Mom should be watching the light screen, and they'll probably give Erzhuzi a good talking-to!" Yi Daqi suddenly thought to himself.

Then, let's keep Kotoamatsukami for now.

After all, the cooling time is too long, so it can't be used casually.

Let's see. If things look bad, we can always give Naruto another Kotoamatsukami.

……

Pure land.

Kushina was getting anxious. Although she and Mikoto had a good relationship, Sasuke was a boy, and Naruto couldn't make a mistake!
Looking at the bond between Naruto and Sasuke on the screen, she felt increasingly uneasy.

This made her increasingly uneasy.

What if Naruto and Sasuke...

She can't accept that.

This is incredibly ahead of its time.

However, she is already a spirit in the Pure Land.

Suddenly, her gaze fell on the Naruto chat group on the screen. If she and Naruto were both members of the group, they could chat in it.

"There are too few spots for group members. When will they increase the number?" Kushina muttered.

……

Inside the belly of Death.

Minato scratched his head.

According to the screen, Sasuke and Sakura are a couple, and they also have a daughter named Sarada Uchiha.

However, from the moment the light screen first appeared, the fate of the ninja world changed.

It's really hard to say what Naruto and Sasuke's future fate will be.

"I should trust Nero, and besides, Jiraiya-sensei will take care of Naruto, right?" Minato muttered to himself.

However, according to the group chat, Naruto seems to have been kidnapped by members of the Akatsuki organization and is now in Amegakure.

But Naruto is a Jinchūriki! He's the Nine-Tails Jinchūriki.

The Nine-Tails is the strongest tailed beast.

Even if Naruto is only the Jinchūriki of the Nine-Tails, he is still very important to Konoha.

Konoha will definitely rescue Naruto; he should trust Konoha.

……

Ah Wei was thinking with a wicked sense of humor: if Hashirama hadn't married Mito back then, would Madara still have defected?

After Hashirama got married, his bond with Madara was no longer 'pure'!
Madara's true love was Hashirama! So he chose to remain single.

In the future, Madara will even have Hashirama's face on his chest; he really cares about Hashirama.

Awei knew exactly what the light screen would broadcast next.

……

Orochimaru: Itachi wiped out the Uchiha clan, and Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. He needs power, and I can give him power. He gets power, and I get him. We each get what we need.

Sasuke: Orochimaru wants to take over my body? Give it to him, give it all to him, hahaha! I can't beat Itachi, and I can't beat Orochimaru either. So, if I merge with Orochimaru, I'll have the power to defeat Itachi.

Naruto: ...Give me back Sasuke!

Kabuto: Don't say things that could be misunderstood.

[Naruto: Where there is someone to miss, there is a place to belong. Sasuke needed a place to belong, and Konoha was his place.]

……

The Fugaku couple: ...

I could feel it; the bond between Sasuke and Naruto... it's so deep.

It truly lives up to its MAX-level bond.

My son has such a friend, yet he can't be too happy; he's truly been 'contaminated' by the light screen.

Fugaku analyzed it in his mind.

According to the original course of fate, next year, which is Konoha Year 55, Itachi will wipe out an entire clan. Of course, even if Itachi has the Mangekyou Sharingan, it wouldn't be easy for him to wipe out an entire clan on his own. Therefore, someone else must have helped him. The masked man? Root?
Sasuke became the last survivor of his clan, hated Itachi, and vowed revenge.

Driven by a desire for revenge, Sasuke sought power and joined Orochimaru's forces.

Orochimaru coveted Sasuke's body.

In the end, Orochimaru failed.

Sasuke must have defeated Orochimaru once.

Later, Orochimaru was sealed away by Itachi using the Totsuka Blade.

Because Naruto and Sakura never gave up on Sasuke, Sasuke eventually returned to Konoha.

(End of this chapter)