Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 129 Sand Iron VS Sand Gold, Will You Die If You Take Off Your Clothes?
Rasa made his move, and a large amount of gold dust surged from the ground, sweeping towards the Third Kazekage puppet.

The Third Kazekage spat out iron sand.

Both gold dust and iron dust are Magnet Release techniques, and Magnet Release is a bloodline limit developed through research on the One-Tailed Shukaku.

In terms of making money, placer gold is certainly superior to placer iron, but in a fight, placer gold is at a disadvantage.

However, the Third Kazekage who is currently fighting Rasa is merely a puppet controlled by Sasori.

How to fight also depends entirely on Scorpion.

Is Sasori's combat awareness comparable to that of the Third Kazekage in his lifetime? That's not necessarily true.

In addition, Sasori also controls Hanzo the Salamander, as well as the activities of Sasori himself.

With their minds focused on multiple tasks, the Third Kazekage and Rasa were evenly matched in their battle.

If Sasori had focused all his energy on controlling the Third Kazekage, he might have been able to suppress Rasa.

But as things stand, it's impossible to defeat Rasa with just the Third Kazekage as a puppet.

As for the dozen or so Sand Village Jonin, several surrounded Hanzo, and several surrounded Sasori's main body.

Scorpion gave a cold laugh and took out another scroll.

Then, hundreds of puppets appeared.

A puppeteer's strength depends on the number of puppets they can control.

Humans have 10 fingers, so normally, the limit is about 10 puppets that can be controlled.

Scorpion himself was also transformed into a human puppet. He is the original body but the regeneration core. Whichever puppet the regeneration core is in, that puppet becomes his original body.

These hundreds of puppets were all dressed in red robes.

The regenerating core emits chakra threads that connect these puppets.

However, these puppets are not strong enough. Only a few have reached the Jonin level, most are Chunin level, and a small number are Genin level.

Crimson Secret Technique - Hundred Machine Manipulation.

This is Scorpion's strongest technique, but he hasn't fully developed it yet. Furthermore, there are flaws in his control over hundreds of puppets, and most of these puppets are also imperfect, which greatly reduces its power.

“This guy…” Luo Sha felt a chill run down his spine.

Chiyo's grandson... is he such a monster? No wonder the Third Kazekage was assassinated by him.

Hundreds of puppets wielded various weapons, mostly swords and knives, and each weapon was poisoned.

The deadly poison developed by Sasori is something that very few people in the ninja world are capable of neutralizing.

At this moment, Scorpion was controlling hundreds of puppets, most of which were attacking Rasa.

Rasa was already under considerable pressure dealing with the Third Kazekage, and now a large group of puppets were attacking, which made his expression change.

"Golden Burial!"

A large amount of gold dust emerged, and apart from the Third Kazekage using iron sand to defend against it, the other puppets were all submerged.

Before the puppet, submerged in gold dust, could escape, the gold dust began to squeeze and tear it apart.

Some puppets managed to escape, but others were broken in the gold dust.

Iron sands suppressed gold sands at this time, but the advantage was not yet significant.

On the other side, Hanzo killed a Sand Village Jonin and suppressed several other Jonin.

As for the ninjas who were besieging Sasori's main body, two of them have already fallen, both poisoned.

Scorpion himself was already quite strong, and with two Kage-level puppets and hundreds of puppets of varying strengths, he alone possessed the power to conquer a small country.

Faced with this power, Rasa and a dozen or so Sand Village Jonin were at a disadvantage.

Luo Sha felt the pressure increasing, and his face turned very pale.

I never expected Scorpion to be so powerful; I really underestimated him.

It will be difficult to defeat Scorpion this time.

But Luo Sha was unwilling to give up just like that.

The village's Kage personally took action, along with more than a dozen Jonin, yet they couldn't even defeat a rogue ninja. Where does that leave Rasa's pride?

Therefore, Luo Sha's face grew increasingly dark.

At this moment, another Sand Village Jonin fell down, his arm only cut by the puppet's sword, but the deadly poison quickly took hold.

In Scorpion's words, anyone poisoned by him will not live more than three days.

At that moment, the image on the screen changed again.

[The Law of Dawn's Inevitable Death Upon Taking Off His Clothes]

In Amegakure, Nagato and Konan exchanged a glance.

The light screen mentioned the Akatsuki organization.

but……

The "undressing means certain death" law? What the heck is that?

"Keep watching," Nagato said calmly.

Xiao Nan also wanted to see how the light screen would talk nonsense.

It's easy to understand from the literal meaning, but it's definitely a joke.

In the world of Naruto, there exists a mysterious organization—Akatsuki. Although they are villains, they are still awe-inspiring, with all members being Kage-level. The members of this organization are all exceptionally capable. Perhaps their initial intentions were good, but various factors distorted their minds, leading them astray and ultimately resulting in their downfall.
Looking at the demise of Akatsuki, one can discover a law governing the deaths of its members—undressing means certain death.

One, Sasori of the Red Sand
Sasori vs. Sakura + Granny Chiyo: During the battle, Sasori removed his Akatsuki coat, but was defeated and killed by Chiyo because he held back. Aside from holding back against seven Sasukes in a one-versus-seven fight, Sasori was arguably the second person to do so.

Sand Hidden Village.

Grandma Chiyo and Ebi were fishing, and at that moment, they were both staring blankly at the light screen.

"My sister killed Scorpion?" Ebizo couldn't believe it.

Chiyo's feelings were complicated.

Her grandson assassinated the Third Kazekage, joined Akatsuki, and committed all sorts of evil deeds. So, for the greater good, she could kill Sasori.

Konoha.

Sakura was also surprised; she had a role too?
Sasuke's face darkened. "Sasuke? Going easy on me? Is that polite?"

Meanwhile, somewhere in the ninja world, Itachi remained silent.

As for Scorpion in the battle, his offensive suddenly paused.

Rasa was taken aback. Did Granny Chiyo have the resolve to kill Sasori?
Second, Hidan.
After killing Asuma, Hidan was tricked by Shikamaru into removing his trench coat, which resulted in explosive tags blasting Hidan's body to pieces and burying him deep underground, a fate worse than death.

Pure Land, Asma (the dead): ? ? ?

Shikamaru, from the Nara clan in Konoha, was also surprised.

[Three, Kakuzu,]
The man who once carried out the assassination of the First Hokage, the man who claimed to have fled from 800 miles away after throwing a kunai at the God of Shinobi, took off his trench coat during his battle with Kakashi. He had long, flowing hair, a full beard, and was a seasoned veteran, covered in threads, with two masked monsters behind him.
As a result, it was utterly defeated by Naruto's Wind Release: Rasenshuriken, and finally killed by Kakashi's Lightning Blade.

Near the underground gold exchange, Kakuzu remained silent.

Naruto in Amegakure: Rasenshuriken?
Kakashi:? ? ?

Fourth, Uchiha Itachi,
Itachi, the skunk, the weasel, the traitor—a highly controversial figure. He took off his trench coat during his battle with Sasuke, died of illness, and supposedly held back against his foolish younger brother? NO, he clearly let him win!

Itachi:......

Sasuke felt deeply humiliated in Konoha. What did the light curtain mean? Explain it to him clearly!

Fifth, Deidara.

He took off his trench coat during his battle with Sasuke and ultimately died by self-destruction.

Deidara: ? ? ?

Is this never going to end? It's Sasuke again?

This guy Erzhuzi is really cocky!

Kisame Hoshigaki,
Honest Kisame took off his trench coat and hid inside Samehada to gather intelligence, but was discovered by Naruto, then brutally beaten by Might Guy, and finally committed suicide.

Kisame:? ? ?
Naruto: ???
Kai: ? ? ?

……

Nagato's expression was solemn.

The information displayed on the screen was logical and well-founded, leaving Nagato with no choice but to believe it, though not entirely. However, how did he die? And how did Konan die? The screen hadn't revealed the full details!

Xiao Nan's expression was unnatural. Taking off her clothes meant certain death? So, she took off her Xiaofeng coat when she died?

"According to what the light screen said, taking off clothes was not the main reason at all," Xiao Nan said.

"What about Tsunade's luck with gambling?" Nagato suddenly asked.

Konan was taken aback when Tsunade was suddenly brought up.

However, Tsunade is not only one of the famous Legendary Sannin of Konoha, but also a legendary fat sheep.

Tsunade is a gambler, but she has terrible luck at gambling.

It is said that bad things will happen to Tsunade once she wins a bet.

This seems to be a kind of rule.

So, the saying that members of Akatsuki will die if they take off their clothes might actually be a rule.

Even if it sounds absurd, what if it's a law designed by the 'God' who created this world?
"After that, the organization added a rule that no one is allowed to take off their trench coats," Xiao Nan said.

Wearing a trench coat might hinder combat, but compared to death, it's nothing.

Nagato had no objections.

Both Nagato and Konan knew that even without a rule, Sasori, Kakuzu, and others wouldn't take off their trench coats so casually in the future.

Orochimaru, originally a member of the Akatsuki organization, attempted to steal Itachi's Mangekyou Sharingan but failed and left Akatsuki.

Orochimaru took off his trench coat, but he didn't die. He changed bodies multiple times, from a man to a woman and then back to a man. He even had a despicable lust for Sasuke's body. Because of Itachi's intervention, Orochimaru's plan to take over Sasuke's body ended in failure. But even without Itachi, the Sage of Six Paths probably wouldn't have allowed it!
In the end, the main villain Orochimaru was redeemed, returned to Konoha to enjoy life, and even had a son. He truly deserves to be called the "creator's" "favorite son"...

"Nani?"

Nagato and Konan both stared wide-eyed.

The amount of information revealed on the screen is quite substantial.

It is a fact that Orochimaru joined Akatsuki.

If Orochimaru dared to attack Pain, it's not surprising that he would attack Itachi Uchiha.

As for Orochimaru changing bodies, given his twisted nature and pursuit of perfection, there's no need to be too surprised.

But Orochimaru eventually returned to Konoha? And he still has a son? Did he retire to a peaceful life?

This this……

And what is being said on the screen?
Did the 'god' who created the Naruto world favor Orochimaru?

The 'god' who created this world, who could favor Orochimaru, doesn't seem to be a good person either.

Furthermore, it's not surprising that Itachi protected Sasuke.

But the screen says Itachi's actions were unnecessary?
Would the Sage of Six Paths protect Sasuke?
How can this be?

……

Konoha.

Sasuke was at a loss, and the people nearby looked at him in disbelief.

Does the Sage of Six Paths really exist?

Furthermore, will the Sage of Six Paths protect Sasuke?
According to what was shown on the screen, Sasuke and Naruto are destined rivals, yet their bond is also incredibly strong.

Both Naruto and Sasuke seem to have big secrets.

I initially thought it involved the chakra of Hashirama and Madara.

But that seems like an oversimplification; it actually involves the Sage of Six Paths.

If the Sage of Six Paths truly was protecting Sasuke from the shadows, then Sasuke wouldn't need Itachi's protection.

Orochimaru, who lusted after Sasuke's body, was destined to fail.

Danzo's face darkened. He wanted to wipe out the Uchiha clan. As for Sasuke, he could keep him alive, partly to threaten Itachi, and partly to try and cultivate a pair of Mangekyou Sharingan.

Sasuke has the potential to awaken the Mangekyou Sharingan.

Once Sasuke awakens his Mangekyou Sharingan, steal his eyes and then kill him.

But what is being said on the screen?
Did the Sage of Six Paths really exist? And was he protecting Sasuke?
Does that mean he's destined for a tragic end because he offended Sasuke?
Should the Uchiha clan be exterminated or not?
Maybe what's on the screen is nonsense, but would Danzo dare to gamble on it?
Danzo's old face then became unpredictable, showing both anger and unease.

It can be said that Danzo was conflicted because of what was revealed by the light screen.

……

Fugaku, a member of the Uchiha clan, also stared at the light screen in disbelief.

The Sage of Six Paths will protect the two pillars—no, I mean Sasuke. Never mind, let's just call him Sasuke!

It's a bit off-putting to have the same name as the father of three generations. It used to be off-putting to him, but now it's off-putting to three generations.

Naming his son Sasuke was a gesture of goodwill towards the third generation, and it had some effect.

But according to the explanation shown on the screen, wow, the Third Hokage's father was named Sasuke, and his son, Fugaku Uchiha, was also named Sasuke. If you round it up, the Third Hokage is his grandson.

With this light screen thing going on, the entire ninja world will probably be more careful about how they name their children from now on!

He somewhat regretted naming his second son Sasuke.

But it's too late to change Sasuke's name now.

So let's downplay the name Sasuke and call him "Second Pillar" more often from now on.

First of all, did the Sage of Six Paths really exist? And is he still alive?
So, if the Sage of Six Paths would protect Sasuke, what secrets does Sasuke possess?
Sasuke must have some amazing secrets to deserve the protection of the Sage of Six Paths.

With the Sage of Six Paths involved, the village's higher-ups might be more tolerant of the Uchiha clan! Perhaps they could truly accept the Uchiha.

Furthermore, Fugaku was very pleased that Itachi held back against Sasuke during the battle.

As for the ferret's death from illness, which made Fugaku frown, what was the illness?

Is there a disease that even medical ninjas can't cure?

Could it be a bloodline disease?
Whether you possess a bloodline limit, bloodline elimination, or the legendary bloodline network, you may suffer from bloodline disease.

As the name suggests, bloodline diseases are related to bloodline limits, etc.

Once a bloodline disease is contracted, it is almost impossible to cure.

The Uchiha clan possesses the Sharingan, a bloodline limit.

Bloodline diseases have also occurred in the history of this clan.

However, since the founding of Konoha, there have been few cases of bloodline diseases among the Uchiha clan.

……

Pure Land, the soul of the Six Paths Sage.

He's protecting Sasuke?
Okay, Sasuke is the reincarnation of Indra's chakra, and he will take action when necessary.

In the Pure Land, the Six Paths Immortals are different from other souls.

It can be said that the Sage of Six Paths was able to utilize the power of the Pure Land.

The Sage of Six Paths can also utilize the souls within the Pure Land when necessary.

This is also his method of dealing with extraterrestrial beings.

His mother, Kaguya Otsutsuki, was an alien belonging to the Otsutsuki clan. His mother created the White Zetsu army to fight against her clan.

If the mother's clan arrives in the future, can the ninja forces of the present world withstand them? Therefore, the Sage of Six Paths made preparations in advance.

The power of Pure Land is constantly accumulating.

When someone dies in this world, their soul enters the Pure Land, thereby strengthening the power of the Pure Land.

As for the chakra of Indra and Ashura, they are both very important to the Sage of Six Paths.

But when Hashirama and Madara fought, he didn't help either of them.

If Naruto and Sasuke were to have a final battle, he might not necessarily intervene.

Anyway, after Naruto and Sasuke die, Indra and Ashura's chakra will continue to reincarnate.

The important thing isn't Naruto and Sasuke, but... chakra.

(End of this chapter)