Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 111 Deidara at Dawn

"You perverted Uchiha, let me show you my art!"

Deidara couldn't wait to see Itachi's shocked expression.

I was amazed by his art.

Although he's just a pervert who likes to pick his younger brother's nose, he's also a genius of the Uchiha clan.

According to what was revealed on the screen, this guy should have wiped out his own clan in Konoha year 55, which is next year.

He's ruthless for being able to wipe out his own family.

Unbeknownst to him, Deidara had once again labeled Itachi.

Itachi's gaze toward Deidara had turned somewhat cold.

That annoying brat!
Itachi knew exactly what Deidara meant by "art".

According to intelligence, this kid's pursuit of art is explosion.

True art is merely fleeting splendor.

"Your Explosion Release is meaningless in front of my eyes." Itachi's eyes turned from black to red, and each eye had three tomoe rotating.

With his eyes fixed on Deidara, Itachi had already begun to tentatively activate his genjutsu.

"Don't mistake me for Orochimaru, and don't underestimate my art," Deidara said coldly.

As soon as he finished speaking, Dida reached into his bag and grabbed a piece of clay.

The mouth in the palm of its right hand swallowed the clay, chewed it a few times, and when it spat it out, it turned into a white Tom-spot.

Itachi: ? ? ?

"C2 - Madara!"

As Deidara formed the hand seals, Tom Madara instantly grew larger.

Then Tom and Madara grew to be a little bigger than Itachi.

Tom Madara, created using explosive clay, combined with the injection and manipulation of chakra, possesses astonishing power upon detonation.

"A brat who's causing trouble," Itachi muttered to himself.

Under Deidara's control, Tom Madara took off running towards Itachi.

Itachi casually threw out several kunai, but none of them hit their mark.

Tom spun and leaped, successfully dodging all the kunai thrown by Itachi.

Finally, a hint of surprise appeared in Itachi's eyes.

It seems he needs to be a little more serious.

"Amaze my art! Explosion is art!"

Deidara burst into laughter, and as he formed a hand seal, Madara Tomyo, who was close to Itachi, self-destructed.

"BOOM~"

When Tom Madara self-destructed, a huge fireball spread in all directions. Then, the flames formed the shape of Susanoo, but disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The explosion also affected some surrounding buildings, causing them to crack or collapse, and injured some villagers.

When everything calmed down, a large crater appeared in the ground, and inside the crater were several crows that had been blown up... and pieces of their flesh.

The figure of Itachi appeared not far away.

The explosion was quite powerful.

At the moment of the explosion, the flames actually formed the shape of Madara's Susanoo, which was quite a visual shock to him.

This Deidara is something else.

"Alright, we should go now. It wouldn't be good if the old man came back." Deidara didn't continue fighting.

Deidara was quite excited that he could finally leave Iwagakure and join the Akatsuki organization.

If Onoki returns, even with Itachi's help, Deidara has no chance of escaping. So, before the old man returns, he should run away quickly.

As for fighting Itachi, are you afraid there won't be a chance in the future?
We'll be members of the same organization from now on, so we can have frequent contact.

As for what happened just now, it was merely to give Itachi a slight shock with his art, and the purpose was achieved.

Then, Deidara grabbed a piece of clay from his bag and sculpted a pigeon.

With a 'bang,' the smoke dissipated, and the pigeon had grown enormous, with a wingspan of about 5 meters, easily capable of carrying two people.

"Come on up!" Deidara called out, jumping onto the pigeon's back first. Itachi considered for a moment, then jumped onto the pigeon's back as well.

The next moment, the pigeon flapped its wings, creating a gust of wind, and took flight.

……

As Onoki flew through the air, he saw a giant pigeon in the distance, and two figures on its back. One was Deidara, and the other belonged to the Akatsuki organization, as they were wearing Akatsuki uniforms.

Making noises in the east and attacking in the west?

So, is Akatsuki's goal this time to invite Deidara to join?

Realizing what was happening, Onoki's face turned ashen.

Nowadays, Iwagakure is facing a talent shortage, with too few geniuses in the village. Deidara is a rare genius, but this brat actually became a rogue ninja.

Instead of staying in the village, he went and joined Akatsuki.

In Onoki's view, Deidara has the potential to become a 'Kage'.

However, Onoki was still somewhat reluctant to let Deidara become the Fourth Tsuchikage in the future.

After all, Onoki's son, Hirotsuchi, is not bad, or his granddaughter, Kurotsuchi, is also quite good.

Regarding the succession of the Tsuchikage in Iwagakure, there is no fourth generation yet. The third generation is Onoki, who is the grandson of the first Tsuchikage, Ishigawa. As for the second Tsuchikage, Mu, he was the first Tsuchikage's bodyguard. It is obvious from this that they are all from the same lineage.

Deidara has grown up and is qualified to be the Tsuchikage, but Onoki's personal interests may not support him, even though Deidara is his disciple.

Because of Deidara's defection, Onoki was furious, but he was ultimately unable to reach the level of the Second Tsuchikage.

The Second Tsuchikage was able to regard himself and others as mere dust, reaching a state of 'nothingness'; he was a strategist who could transform 'rock' into 'rock'.

On the battlefield, the Second Tsuchikage's chakra was imperceptible to the enemy, and he also developed the Kekkei Tota, making him quite troublesome for the enemy.

Now, Onoki believes his strength is no less than that of the Second Tsuchikage in his lifetime, but his level of understanding is far behind.

Because of Deidara's high-profile defection, the news spread like wildfire throughout the village, making it impossible to hide.

Regarding Deidara's defection, some villagers cursed, some felt sorry, and some were happy.

Deidara caused a lot of explosions in the village, making trouble for many villagers. Now that he's gone, the village is much more peaceful.

"That brat Deidara~" Huang Tu's face was also not good.

Red Earth also sighed.

Hei Tu pouted, looking angry.

Logically, Onoki should have declared Deidara a rogue ninja from Iwagakure. As for his rank, it was up to him; he could have given Deidara an S-rank rogue ninja, an A-rank rogue ninja, or even a lower rank.

However, after much deliberation, Onoki did not announce that Deidara was a rogue ninja of Iwagakure.

If Deidara returns in the future, the gates of Iwagakure will still be open for him.

……

Having left Iwagakure behind, Deidara was filled with excitement.

I'm finally free.

As for joining Akatsuki, after seeing the light screen, he became interested in the Akatsuki organization.

Before even leaving the Land of Earth, Deidara was simply controlling the pigeons to land.

When Deidara and Itachi got off the pigeon, the pigeon flew back into the sky and then exploded high in the air. The firelight formed two blurry figures, one of whom was picking the other's nose.

Itachi:......

Is the light screen prank going to get out of hand?

If Deidara isn't taught a lesson, he won't be able to get his mind across the board against seven opponents.

Then Itachi activated his Mangekyou Sharingan and used Tsukuyomi on Deidara.

Inside the Tsukuyomi space, Itachi tormented Deidara a little.

In the Tsukuyomi space, Deidara was tortured by Itachi for 72 hours, but in reality, only a moment had passed.

Although Itachi only tormented Deidara slightly, Deidara's spirit was still greatly affected.

It's only because Itachi showed mercy that he did so; otherwise, he could have caused Deidara's mental breakdown.

Kneeling on the ground, Deidara gasped for breath, utterly exhausted. The torment of being trapped in the Tsukuyomi space for 72 hours was deeply ingrained in his mind.

"Hoo hoo, is this... the genjutsu of the Mangekyou Sharingan?" Deidara raised his head and stared intently at Itachi.

Actually, seeing Orochimaru being defeated by Itachi time and time again on the screen, Deidara realized the power of the Mangekyou Sharingan. So, Deidara trained his left eye, but this time, facing Itachi's Tsukuyomi, his left eye was completely unable to resist.

It's true that Itachi's kaleidoscope genjutsu is too powerful, but you haven't trained your left eye enough.

"Mission accomplished?"

Ah Wei popped out of the ground, startling Deidara.

If Ah Wei hadn't shown up, Deidara wouldn't have noticed at all.

In fact, not only Deidara was unaware, but Itachi was completely oblivious as well.

Upon seeing that Awei was also wearing the Akatsuki uniform, Deidara immediately realized that he was a senior member of the organization.

“Deidara is willing to join Akatsuki, so you can go back now,” Itachi said calmly.

"How should I address you, senior?" Deidara's attitude towards Awei was fairly good.

"Just call me Awei."

"Wei..." Deidara was interrupted by Wei before he could finish speaking.

"Stop it, don't call me 'brother' anymore, just call me 'boss'," Awei said to Deidara in a serious tone.

Deidara: ...

Itachi:......

……

In Amegakure, a giant statue sticks out its tongue, with Pain sitting on it, his Rinnegan eyes looking out of the village.

Sensing the chakra of Awei and Itachi, the other unfamiliar chakra must be Deidara's.

Pain was interested in Deidara's Explosion Release.

There aren't many people who have mastered the Explosion Release technique.

And there are even fewer geniuses who possess the Explosion Release technique.

Deidara is undoubtedly one.

The disciple of the Third Tsuchikage, though still young, possesses formidable strength.

Given a few more years to grow, it's not impossible for Deidara to reach Kage-level strength.

With the Akatsuki organization fully committed to nurturing Deidara, Deidara will grow even faster.

Before long, Payne saw Deidara following behind Ah Wei.

Deidara, holding an umbrella, was complaining.

It's raining quite heavily in Amegakure today, which Deidara doesn't like.

Such heavy rain is definitely affecting Deidara's explosive art.

But what Deidara hated most wasn't rain, but lightning.

Others might not know this, but Deidara was well aware that once his explosives came into contact with lightning, they would become duds that could not detonate.

Deidara had considered ways to improve this weakness, but he hadn't succeeded.

At least for now, he has no way to overcome this weakness.

We can only try to avoid fighting with lightning-style ninjas.

Following Awei and Itachi, Deidara also arrived at the core of Amegakure.

The headquarters of the Akatsuki organization, in the main hall.

Pain and Konan both appeared, but Nagato and the other five Pains did not.

However, Akatsuki's finance minister Kakuzu was not there, nor were Sasori and Orochimaru.

“So, Deidara is also an intern at Akatsuki,” Payne said.

Deidara was unhappy when he heard that he was just an intern.

“Even if he takes on seven opponents, he’s still an intern,” Awei said to Deidara.

Therefore, Deidara didn't have much of an opinion.

Even though Deidara was unwilling to admit it, he knew that Itachi's strength far surpassed his own.

Even someone as strong as Itachi is only an intern at Akatsuki. It's normal for him to be an intern since he just joined.

If he became a full-fledged member before Itachi, he could be considered Itachi's senior!
The impatient Deidara asked about the task of becoming a full-fledged member.

"The mission to become a full member of the party is to kill 10 Jonin from the Sarutobi clan of Konoha. As for your mission, defeat any Jinchuriki other than the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki," Pain said to Deidara after thinking for a moment.

Itachi was a little jealous. Why was Deidara's promotion mission so easy?
That's right, it's simple in Itachi's eyes.

"Why can't it be defeating the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki?" Deidara asked curiously.

"The Nine-Tails Jinchuriki is named Naruto Uzumaki. He is the son of Minato Namikaze, the Fourth Hokage of Konoha. He is currently in Amegakure, but his strength has not yet reached the level of a Genin," Awei explained to Deidara.

“…Okay!” Deidara nodded.

As for the other Jinchūriki...

The One-Tailed Jinchuriki was originally Bunfuku in Sunagakure, but now he is Gaara, the youngest son of the Fourth Kazekage, Rasa.

As for the Two-Tails Jinchuriki, it is Yugito Nii of Kumogakure. The Three-Tails Jinchuriki is the Fourth Mizukage, Yagura Karatachi. The Four-Tails Jinchuriki is no stranger to us, it is Rōshi of Iwagakure. The Five-Tails Jinchuriki is also from Iwagakure.

The Six-Tails Jinchuriki is in Kirigakure, the Seven-Tails Jinchuriki is in Takigakure, and the Eight-Tails Jinchuriki is in Kumogakure.

In terms of difficulty, it seems like I could go to Sunagakure and bully Gaara.

Deidara was already making plans.

The Nine-Tails Jinchuriki is excluded.

The jinchūriki of Iwagakure and Kumogakure were also excluded.

"I wonder if Scorpion succeeded or not," Xiao Nan suddenly said.

"Who did Scorpion invite to join the organization?" Awei was also a little curious.

“Hidan.” Payne.

If the light screen hadn't appeared, Itachi and Deidara would both be unfamiliar with Hidan.

However, because Hidan's abilities were revealed by the light screen, Hidan became famous, and there are not many people in the ninja world who do not know Hidan.

Hidan's abilities are no secret.

"Hidan isn't lying on Orochimaru's experimental table?" Awei was a little surprised.

Immortality is Orochimaru's pursuit.

Hidan is immortal; Orochimaru should be very interested in him!

Hidan's abilities are powerful, but not particularly strong either.

Having learned about Hidan's abilities and knowing that Hidan was relatively unintelligent, Orochimaru realized that defeating Hidan would not be difficult for him.

If Hidan were lying on Orochimaru's experimental table right now, I wouldn't be too surprised.

However, when Sasori invited Hidan to join Akatsuki, Hidan clearly did not become Orochimaru's experiment.

However, there are too many people in the ninja world who are wary of Hidan's abilities these days.

In addition, many people covet Hidan's immortality.

Would it really be a good idea to let Hidan join Akatsuki?
Xiao is no longer in the shadows, but in the light.

With the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, Itachi Uchiha (an S-rank rogue ninja from Konoha), Kakuzu, Sasori, and Deidara, and if Hidan were added to the mix, the five great ninja villages would be even more wary of Akatsuki!
However, since Nagato had made his decision, Awei had no objections.

At worst, they'll just wipe out the Akatsuki!
Anyway, the Akatsuki organization doesn't belong to Awei.

Joining Akatsuki is just for fun, and incidentally, it allows me to manipulate the direction of the ninja world's power structure.

After all, Xiao's influence is still considerable.

In addition, becoming a member of Akatsuki makes it easier to meet certain people.

Upon hearing the name Hidan, Deidara felt a sense of apprehension.

Hidan's immortality and curse are truly bizarre.

That's simply unreasonable.

Does the evil god Hidan worships really exist? If so, what form would it take? Is it related to the Shinigami (Death God)?
(End of this chapter)