Naruto: A parody of the entire ninja world, the opening scene infuriates the Kage.

Chapter 104 Treating hemophobia is easy, isn't it?
In Amegakure, Jiraiya sighed. Although he desperately wanted to bring Naruto back to Konoha, he couldn't defeat Pain.

The Rinnegan is incredibly powerful.

Nagato's chakra reserves were also quite astonishing.

Even Xiao Nan is quite strong.

There is no immediate opportunity to rescue Naruto.

In addition, he knew that the old man intended for him to become the Fifth Hokage, but he felt that he was not suitable to be Hokage. However, apart from him, there were not many people in Konoha who were qualified to be Hokage. After thinking it over, he still thought that Tsunade was the best choice to be Hokage.

However, Tsunade suffers from hemophobia, which is a problem.

Even if the old man agrees to let Tsunade become the Fifth Hokage, some of the village's higher-ups will still bring up Tsunade's hemophobia.

"If only Tsunade's hemophobia could be cured..." Jiraiya thought to himself.

Since we can't take Naruto away for the time being, we might as well go find Tsunade first. Once Tsunade's hemophobia is cured, we can come together with Tsunade to rescue Naruto, which will give us a greater chance of success.

I believe Tsunade also doesn't want to see Konoha lose the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki.

It will also take time to persuade Tsunade to become Hokage.

At that moment, Jiraiya left without saying goodbye.

Nagato was aware of Jiraiya's departure, but he did not stop him.

……

Jiraiya is a professional at finding Tsunade.

However, only half a day after leaving Amegakure, Jiraiya still hadn't found Tsunade, but instead ran into Kakashi.

"Kakashi?" Jiraiya was quite surprised.

Upon closer inspection, Jiraiya confirmed that it was indeed Kakashi.

However, it was actually Ah Wei who was impersonating him.

Ah Wei has collected the chakra of many ninjas, including Kakashi, so impersonating Kakashi is not difficult for him.

When traveling in the ninja world, Ah Wei also likes to impersonate others.

Unexpectedly, he encountered Jiraiya while impersonating Kakashi.

Speaking of which, shouldn't Jiraiya have been considering rescuing Naruto while he was in Amegakure?
If we don't bring Naruto back to Konoha soon, it will affect the Will of Fire's brainwashing of Naruto.

"Lord Jiraiya, what a coincidence!" 'Kakashi' greeted him.

"Are you on a mission?"

"Orochimaru has been in contact with Lady Tsunade. Root has obtained some information, and the Third Hokage sent me out to investigate."

Upon hearing this, Jiraiya was immediately taken aback.

Orochimaru sought out Tsunade?
"Do you know where Tsunade is right now?" Jiraiya asked anxiously.

Ah Wei did indeed know Tsunade's current location.

As for Jiraiya's eagerness to find Tsunade, hoping that Tsunade would help him rescue Naruto?
Actually, by kidnapping Naruto and sending him to Akatsuki, Awei was just causing some trouble.

It would be interesting if Konoha faced off against Akatsuki sooner!

Knowing where Tsunade was, Jiraiya even dragged Awei along with him.

On the way to find Tsunade, Jiraiya mentioned wanting Tsunade to become the Fifth Hokage, as well as Tsunade's hemophobia.

"Kakashi, do you have a good way to treat hemophobia?" Jiraiya asked.

One person may not be wise enough, but two people discussing it might come up with a better solution.

“Treating hemophobia is easy, isn’t it?” Awei chuckled.

"Simple? Tell me quickly." Jiraiya's eyes lit up.

At this moment, Ah Wei stopped, and Jiraiya had no choice but to stop as well.

When Awei whispered a few words to Jiraiya, Jiraiya was shocked.

"So this is what you're like, Kakashi. You're really something..." Jiraiya was at a loss for words.

“Ordinary methods definitely won’t work if we want to cure Lady Tsunade’s hemophobia,” Awei said with a smile.

"I'm afraid Tsunade will kill me," Jiraiya said with a wry smile.

"Alright, Lord Jiraiya, I have a mission to complete and can't delay any longer, so I'll take my leave now." Awei turned and left.

Jiraiya hesitated for a moment, but then didn't stop him.

……

A small town, an izakaya (Japanese pub).

Tsunade was drinking alone, while Shizune took care of her.

Suddenly, a pair of wooden clogs walked by. Tsunade looked up and saw that it was Jiraiya.

"Jiraiya?" Tsunade was somewhat surprised to encounter Jiraiya.

Shizune was very respectful to Jiraiya.

Sitting opposite Tsunade, Jiraiya picked up a sake bottle, poured himself a drink, and drank with her.

While drinking, Jiraiya explained his purpose.

"Let me go back to be Hokage? No way." Tsunade refused without hesitation.

"It's all for the village, Tsunade," Jiraiya said solemnly.

"I have hemophobia, so I'm not suitable to be Hokage," Tsunade said, pursing her lips.

"What if we cure your hemophobia?" Jiraiya and Tsunade exchanged glances.

"Cure?"

Does Tsunade not want to cure her hemophobia? But it's not something she can cure just by wanting to.

"I have a plan that we can try." Jiraiya said earnestly, but he was still a little nervous, worried that Tsunade would kill him later.

"Oh? Then I'd like to see for myself." Tsunade became interested; if it could really cure her hemophobia, that would be a good thing.

Shizune looked at Jiraiya expectantly.

“This place isn’t suitable. Let’s find an open space.” Jiraiya said after looking around.

At that moment, Jiraiya was in front, with Tsunade and Shizune following behind, and the three of them arrived outside the town.

The place was deserted, and there was no one around.

Tsunade crossed her arms in front of her, wanting to see what tricks Jiraiya would pull.

Jiraiya then took out a scroll, and as he unfurled it, he bit his right thumb and smeared it on the scroll.

As Jiraiya pressed the unfolded scroll against the top, he formed several more hand seals.

Immediately, blood gushed from the ground.

Large amounts of blood gushed from the ground.

Seeing so much blood, Tsunade trembled and turned deathly pale with fright.

"So much blood!" Shizune looked at Jiraiya.

"Collected pig's blood, cow's blood, etc." Jiraiya explained.

As Jiraiya formed hand seals again, the blood on the ground began to writhe.

Jiraiya used more hand seals this time, and even though he was fast at forming them, it still took him quite a while.

As the last seal was completed, the blood condensed into human shapes, one resembling a rope tree, and the other resembling a broken tree.

Tsunade:?
The two figures formed from congealed blood began to dance.

Shizune's eyes widened as well.

Just because of the 'rope tree' and the 'broken' jump...

Tsunade: ? ?

Suddenly, the 'Rope Tree' was struck by 'Broken' with a Thousand Years of Killing.

Mute: ? ? ?
Tsunade:? ? ?
The 'Sever' technique was intended to deliver a thousand-year kill to the 'Rope Tree', but before it could succeed, it was blasted apart by Tsunade's punch.

After destroying 'Severance', Tsunade immediately followed up with another punch that destroyed 'Rope Tree'.

Looking at Tsunade again, her face was gloomy, and there were #... on her forehead.

Hemophobia doesn't matter anymore; she wants to beat Jiraiya half to death first.

Because of Jiraiya's prank, Nawaki and Duan's images in Tsunade's mind have been... distorted.

Damn visual appeal!

And then there's Jiraiya, that complete idiot.

Jiraiya wasn't too surprised by Tsunade's fury; he had guessed that this was likely to happen.

As for Tsunade, Jiraiya didn't really go all out.

Next, Jiraiya let Tsunade punch him a few times to vent his anger. However, Tsunade's punches were quite powerful, and Jiraiya broke two of his ribs.

After venting her anger, Tsunade still used medical ninjutsu to heal Jiraiya's injuries.

"The method to treat your hemophobia was suggested by that kid Kakashi." Jiraiya had betrayed Kakashi.

……

Konoha.

Kakashi sneezed several times in a row.

(End of this chapter)