I have few friends, but many childhood sweethearts.

Chapter 99. Who is the father, and who is the mother?

"Lingyu, the organization has now entrusted you with this sacred and arduous task. You won't let the organization down, will you?"

Like a secret agent making contact, Wu Lingyu nervously looked around. After confirming that no one was paying attention, she hurriedly snatched the Happy Summer Vacation from Xu Qingfan's hand. "I understand, don't tell anyone else," the little girl whispered, her head down.

"Heaven knows, earth knows, you know, and I know. You'd better be careful when you're doing your homework. If Xiao Xiao finds out, we'll be in trouble." Xu Qingfan chuckled and ruffled Wu Lingyu's hair.

Wu Lingyu glanced up at him, then quickly looked down again. "I'll write when no one's around."

"Keep it up. I've looked at your final exam paper. Your foundation isn't solid enough, don't you think?" Xu Qingfan said, referring to Wu Lingyu's excellent performance. Wu Lingyu scored 100 in Chinese and 98 in math on her final exam, ranking third in the entire grade.

"Hmm." The little girl nodded humbly, accepting his criticism.

"So, I'm doing this all for your own good. Making two 'Happy Summer Vacation' books is a good way to fill in the gaps in your knowledge and deepen your understanding of the weaker parts!" Xu Qingfan said this in a serious tone, barely suppressing a laugh.

A look of confusion appeared on Wu Lingyu's face as she looked up at Xu Qingfan, and the scene suddenly fell silent.

"Thank you, I will definitely finish it well!" The little girl nodded firmly and hugged Xu Qingfan's book, "Happy Summer Vacation," to her chest.

"Pfft, cough cough cough, well, you know my good intentions, I'm really looking forward to seeing your name above mine on the honor roll next semester!"

Because Wu Lingyu's initial 'W' comes before Xu Qingfan's 'X', in the case of a tie, the little girl's name is listed before his.

"I will definitely work hard, thank you, Fanfan!" Wu Lingyu looked at him gratefully and nodded solemnly.

"Pfft~ Hmm," Xu Qingfan felt he was about to burst out laughing if he didn't run away soon. He reached out and patted the little girl's head before taking off running. "I'm going home to do my math Olympiad problems. I'll come and teach you when I'm done. Bye-bye!"

A gentle breeze ruffled Wu Lingyu's long, flowing hair as she watched Xu Qingfan run away. The little girl smiled sweetly, clutching the book "Happy Summer Vacation" tightly in her small hand, and thought to herself.

[Fan is such a great person!]
After running back to his own courtyard, Xu Qingfan kicked a pebble and burst into laughter. The pebble hit the big yellow dog on the head, causing the dog to yelp and sneer.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"What are you barking about, dog? Bark again and I'll eat you!" Xu Qingfan picked up a twig to scare Big Yellow. As expected, the dog got up and ran away when it saw him coming.

Xia Xiaoxiao, who was standing in a daze on her own doorstep, saw the scene below and a smile unconsciously appeared on her face.

"Fool!" she muttered to herself.

When Xu Qingfan went up to the third floor, Xia Xiaoxiao had already returned to the living room. He casually sat down next to the little girl and asked, "Your father hasn't come back yet?"

The little girl kept changing TV channels on her own, ignoring Xu Qingfan.

“Crayfish aren’t profitable anymore, so why is he still running around so often?” He continued, talking to himself, “Hasn’t Auntie said anything to him? He’s always running around every few days.”

"Xu Qingfan, aren't you annoying?!" Xia Xiaoxiao couldn't take it anymore. After turning off the TV, she slammed the remote control into his arms, got up, and walked to her room.

"Hey! What are you angry about?" Xu Qingfan also got up and chased after him.

Xia Xiaoxiao turned around and glared at him, but didn't lock the door to the room.

Xia Guofu had originally promised to come back this week, but he called back yesterday to say he had something to do and couldn't come back. Xu Qingfan just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, and kept asking and asking. How could Xia Xiaoxiao not be angry?
"Okay, okay, don't get angry. I won't ask anymore, I won't ask anymore. Let's play house, I'll be the dad and you be the daughter, okay?"

"Cough~" Xia Xiaoxiao sat on her bed, tilting her head and glaring at him. After hearing Xu Qingfan's words, she couldn't help but laugh in anger.

"Xu Qingfan, have you no shame? I'll play the role of your mother and you'll play the role of your son!" Xia Xiaoxiao put on her hands on her hips and glared at him, keeping a straight face.

"Dream on! You're not even as tall as me and you want to be my mother!" He went over and pulled Xia Xiaoxiao up from the bed, then comfortably lay back down.

"Get off me!" The little girl pushed him off the bed in disgust.

"Why are you pushing me? Fine, if you're not coming back, you're not coming back. I'd rather my dad go far away. He stays at home all day nagging."

"I'll tell Uncle Xu right away!" Xia Xiaoxiao looked at him with a "you're dead" expression.

"You're asking for it!" Xu Qingfan got up and tackled Xia Xiaoxiao onto the bed.

"You stinking Xu Qingfan, let me go right now!"

"Snapped!"

"Do you know you were wrong?!" He took off his slippers and pinned Xia Xiaoxiao down, slapping her bottom hard. "I did nothing wrong! I'm going to tell Uncle Xu later that you hit me!!" the little girl retorted stubbornly.

"I think you deserve a beating!" Xu Qingfan raised his hand to hit Xia Xiaoxiao's bottom again, but the little girl was prepared. Taking advantage of the moment he was holding her down with one hand, she decisively exerted her strength and turned to pin Xu Qingfan down face to face.

"Tell me, who's wrong!" The little girl glared at him fiercely, grabbing Xu Qingfan's arms with both hands.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, please let me off the hook~" Xu Qingfan struggled several times but couldn't break free, so he decisively gave in and begged.

"Who is Mom?" Xia Xiaoxiao asked with a triumphant smile.

"You've gone too far!" Xu Qingfan tried his best, but unfortunately, girls are often stronger than boys when they are young, and he couldn't break free at all.

"Call me Mom, or else... or I'll bite you!" Xia Xiaoxiao opened her mouth wide, looking as if she was about to bite.

"Put your ear closer, I'll whisper something to you."

"Hmph, I bet you wouldn't dare to play any tricks!" Xia Xiaoxiao did as he said, pressing her ear to his lips.

Xu Qingfan gently blew on her, and Xia Xiaoxiao shuddered from the shock. He easily pinned the little girl down again. "You brat, you dare to ride on your father's head? You're asking for a beating!"

He quickly slapped Xia Xiaoxiao's bottom a few times, and ran out of the room without even putting on his slippers.

"Xu Qingfan!!!" Xia Xiaoxiao picked up a slipper from the ground and threw it at his back, but unfortunately she missed.

"You little rascal." Xia Xiaoxiao suddenly smiled as she watched her childhood sweetheart flee in a disheveled state.

She knew perfectly well that Xu Qingfan was actually trying to comfort himself, even though his technique was as clumsy as ever.

"I hate it!" the little girl said, covering her bottom where she had just been spanked, her expression a mixture of embarrassment and anger.

five minutes later.

"I want to use the left side of the keyboard!"

"Here, take it." Xu Qingfan gave up his chair, making room for him on the left.

"Hmph, I'll blow you up!" Xia Xiaoxiao angrily released bombs while controlling the purple bomber Lanlan.

The computer screen displayed the desert map of Bubble Fighter in full screen, while instrumental music with a distinctly Western style played from the speakers, and the sounds of bombs exploding one after another.

"I'll blow you up! I'll blow you up!" Xia Xiaoxiao, who had just gotten the owl mount, charged toward Xu Qingfan recklessly.

"Hey, hey, hey~ You can't play like this, you're going to commit suicide!" Xu Qingfan said, looking at his character who had turned into a water bubble.

"You lazy bum!" Xia Xiaoxiao drew a pig on Xu Qingfan's arm with a pen, a smug look on her face.

"Come again!"

"Come on, come on!"

"You idiot!"

"Come again!"

"Come on, come on!"

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"Could you please stop drawing faces?"

"I'll accept the consequences of my bet, unless you call me 'Mom'!"

"Go ahead and draw! Let's do it again!"

Thank you godgun for the 500 Qidian coins.

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(End of this chapter)