I have few friends, but many childhood sweethearts.

Chapter 513. My Auntie Wants to Live With Me Now That I'm in College.

The next day.

Xu Qingfan didn't set an alarm, but perhaps because his biological clock had already formed, he still got up around 7 a.m.

Before going to bed, he asked Xia Xiaoxiao and Wu Lingyu, and both girls said they wanted to go shopping the next morning. So after washing up, Xu Qingfan left home alone.

Xu Qingfan walked out of the residential area and glanced at the rice noodle roll shop that was shrouded in mist early in the morning. In the end, he did not go in to eat. It was not the kind he was used to, and the taste just didn't feel right.

In Licheng, there is at least one rice noodle roll shop downstairs in every residential building.

If you ask the people of Licheng where to find authentic and delicious rice noodle rolls, eight out of ten will give the same answer—the rice noodle rolls downstairs from their own neighborhood are the best.

"To Bigui Garden." Xu Qingfan instructed the driver after getting into the car, then lowered his head and started scrolling through his phone.

Although there are no short videos yet, it's still quite interesting to watch the lively gossip in the local section of Xiaofenshu.

For example, the one he's looking at now: "A mistress beats up the wife in the street at a bar #TheMostBeautifulWifeOnTheInternet".

Thanks to the current stricter censorship, the pictures posted by the original poster are even more explicit than the erotic pictures posted by other members of the group.

Xu Qingfan repeatedly criticized the two pictures of his wife lying naked on the floor. He originally wanted to save them on his phone to remind himself to be a good man, but in the end he gave up.

He's a good man, no need to remember him!
The comments section was overwhelmingly condemning the mistress and the scumbag, simply because the original wife was beautiful and had a great figure.

[Netizen A: Chen Shimei, his wife has such a great figure and he still cheated on her!]

[Netizen B: I am a lawyer. If you need legal aid, please send me a private message. It's free! [heart][heart]]

[Netizen C: I don't even want to call you out on this, are you really offering yourself for free? I think you're just lusting after her!]

Xu Qingfan was engrossed in reading the comments from the silly netizens. Before he could finish reading the argument between the two, the car had already stopped at the Biguiyuan residential area.

After telling the driver not to wait for him, Xu Qingfan took the beef whistle he had cooked the night before, got out of the car, and went upstairs.

Xu Qingfan had had Zhang Chunxue's house key for a long time. Now, looking back, he couldn't remember why his aunt had given him the key in the first place. She hadn't taken it back afterward, and the key had just been in his possession ever since.

Xu Qingfan had just reached the third floor and was about to take out his key to open the door when the woman living next door opened her door at the same time, and the two instantly locked eyes.

The woman glanced at Xu Qingfan, and after confirming that it was him, she didn't talk to him. She just nodded and closed the door again before going back inside.

Xu Qingfan was about to say hello, but seeing the other party's swift and decisive action, he had no choice but to lower his half-raised hand and continue opening the door.

The next room was occupied by four female veterans, all of whom were Zhang Chunxue's bodyguards.

The reason why Aunt Zhang hired a bodyguard is actually quite funny.

Xu Qingfan remembered it was the year before last. A gigolo deliberately rear-ended Zhang Chunxue to create a chance encounter, hoping to strike up a conversation under the pretext of negotiating compensation.

The aunt didn't have time to pay attention to him at all. After making a phone call to the driver, a second car arrived within minutes. After leaving the driver at the scene to handle the accident, she drove away.

The young man was not discouraged; instead, he became even more determined to gain both money and a woman.

So, less than half a month later, they created a second chance encounter on Zhang Chunxue's business trip.

Then, a week later, he orchestrated a third chance encounter.

Aside from the first slightly deliberate encounter, the young man was confident that he had handled the next two chance meetings flawlessly. Logically speaking, at this point, anyone should have felt a sense of connection and exchanged contact information to get to know each other, right?
Moreover, the pretty boy is quite confident in his appearance.

Unfortunately, the person he encountered this time was Zhang Chunxue.

In terms of looks, what can this middle-aged handsome man have to compare with Xu Qingfan, a 185cm tall, innocent-looking male high school student?
Moreover, Zhang Chunxue didn't believe in any of that nonsense about fate at all. When he tried to get close to her, the aunt immediately called Zhang Chaoqun to come and arrest him.

He's unlucky to have scammed 000001's sister.

The young man thought he had caught a big fish in the net, but little did he know that he himself had fallen into the police's trap.

Soon, thanks to the Great Memory Recovery Technique, the young man's true colors were exposed in no time. Over the years, he had defrauded many women using the "pig butchering scam" method.

Although no substantial losses were ultimately suffered, these days it's not the theft itself that's scary, it's having someone eyeing you.

After this incident, Zhang Chunxue, who has always disliked having her private life disturbed, had no choice but to hire four bodyguards at the suggestion of her family.

When Xu Qingfan pushed open the door, the living room was deserted. The clock showed that it was 8:10. Zhang Chunxue and Zhang Yiyi were still fast asleep in the bedroom.

He quietly closed the door, changed his shoes, and went straight to the kitchen to get busy.

Zhang Chunxue doesn't usually cook at home often, and besides drinks and fruit, Xu Qingfan only found an unopened pack of noodles in the refrigerator.

"Noodles it is then," Xu Qingfan shook his head and took out the noodles.

In his previous life, he had a roommate from the north in college. One night, during a late-night chat in the dorm, they talked about foods they disliked. The roommate said he would rather starve to death than eat noodles.

Xu Qingfan felt fine. When he was a child, if his family had guests and they hadn't cooked enough rice, they would cook noodles. Whenever that happened, he would always rush to eat the noodles.

Therefore, Xu Qingfan always thought that noodles were quite delicious.

After he turned on the fire, he put the whistle in to heat it up first. As for cooking noodles, he would wait until Auntie and Yi got up before cooking them. The noodles would be cooked just as the two of them finished brushing their teeth.

After frying three eggs, Xu Qingfan turned off the stove and left the kitchen.

The layout of my home is much cozier than when I was a child. Over the years, I've filled the house with little trinkets I bought while traveling, and there are also many more flowers and plants.

After pruning and watering each plant, Xu Qingfan stretched and walked to the balcony.

Their clothes were drying overhead, and when the wind blew, the shorts clipped to them swayed back and forth.

Xu Qingfan glanced at it again. He remembered that his aunt's underwear was always black or purple lace and hollowed out. How come there was another set of red ones?

[Maybe my aunt bought it last year during her zodiac year?]
Xu Qingfan shook his head, quickly putting the idea out of his mind.

He opened the washing machine to check, and sure enough, there were clothes that two people had washed but hadn't dried before going to bed the night before.

Since he had nothing better to do, Xu Qingfan helped the aunt hang them out to dry.

After hanging the clothes out to dry, he went to the bathroom to check, but didn't find any unwashed underwear soaking in the water.

Xu Qingfan was just wondering why he didn't see the aunt's stockings on the balcony, assuming they were soaking in water in the toilet.

But then I thought, why would Auntie wear stockings in the dead of winter?

With nothing to do, he reluctantly left the bathroom, where he happened to run into Zhang Yiyi coming out of the bedroom.

"Good morning, brother!"

The moment she saw Xu Qingfan, the girl, who had been still sleepy-eyed, instantly brightened up.

Did I wake Yi-yi up? Why is she up so early?

Xu Qingfan opened his arms, and Zhang Yiyi immediately rushed into his embrace.

"I got up early because I knew my brother was coming in the morning." Zhang Yiyi hunched her shoulders and found the most comfortable position.

If you wake up with something to look forward to, even if you stayed up all night, you'll still wake up very early the next day. "Go brush your teeth first, I'll make some noodles for Yi-yi."

"Brother, no! Waaah~"

Xu Qingfan cupped the girl's face and tried to kiss her. Zhang Yiyi didn't want to be kissed because she hadn't brushed her teeth, but in the end she couldn't escape his clutches and soon leaned against the wall and kissed her bad brother.

Xu Qingfan only took a small sip for a minute, then wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth with his hand. "What's there to be shy about? You smell good even without brushing your teeth."

Zhang Yi looked nervously towards her mother's bedroom. Thankfully, no mother suddenly appeared at the door to watch the drama unfold.

"Mom's still home." She punched Xu Qingfan in the chest, then crawled out of his arms and went straight to the bathroom.

Xu Qingfan followed slowly behind, while Zhang Yiyi turned around and glared at him before quickly walking into the bathroom and locking the door behind her.

Xu Qingfan touched his lips, and whether it was psychological or not, they tasted sweeter than sugar water.

The sound of flushing came from the toilet soon after, and then Zhang Yiyi reopened the locked door.

When Xu Qingfan looked inside, the toilet window was wide open, probably because the girl was worried that her urine would smell bad.

"For breakfast, I'd like beef noodle soup. Would you prefer a hard-boiled egg or a soft-boiled egg?"

After squeezing out the toothpaste, Zhang Yiyi turned to look at him and made half a heart shape with one hand: "I want to eat a heart-shaped egg."

"Simple, I'll use my teeth to gnaw it into a heart shape for you."

Zhang Yi gave him a look that he understood, and then started brushing her teeth on her own.

Although they weren't face-to-face, the two still exchanged glances through the mirror. When Xu Qingfan grinned, Zhang Yiyi wrinkled her nose; when Xu Qingfan raised an eyebrow, Zhang Yiyi also raised an eyebrow.

The two seemed to be having an expression imitation contest, with one making a gesture and the other mimicking it.

Xu Qingfan stepped into the kitchen and put his arm around Zhang Yiyi's slender waist from behind.

The early bird catches the worm, and the man, inhaling the unique fragrance emanating from the young woman, quickly became aroused.

However, because Zhang Yiyi was wearing a thick down jacket, she didn't feel that someone was pointing a gun at her.

Xu Qingfan had no intention of doing anything bad; he still had that much self-control.

He rested his head on Zhang Yiyi's shoulder and kissed her on the cheek while she was brushing her teeth.

Zhang Yi pretended to be impatient and poked him with her toothbrush.

To everyone's surprise, the scoundrel opened his mouth wide, as if he couldn't wait for her to reward him.

"Stop fooling around, Mom will be up soon too." Zhang Yiyi said irritably, gently patting his forehead.

"Mom doesn't get up this early on Sundays, and besides, it's not like she can't hear footsteps, Auntie!"

"Ah~ Mom!"

Zhang Chunxue's face suddenly appeared in the mirror, startling Xu Qingfan and Zhang Yi so much that they trembled.

"Hehe. Auntie, you're up so early today. I was just playing around with Yi Yi." Xu Qingfan pulled away from Zhang Yi Yi, turned around and waved.

Fortunately, he had just released his grip on Zhang Yiyi's waist after scratching her, and simply rested his head on her shoulder. Given their relationship, it really wasn't a big deal.

Zhang Chunxue suppressed a laugh. She had just had a heart-to-heart talk with her daughter last night. Although Zhang Yiyi kept her mouth shut, she was still a little skeptical and thought of sneaking over to give her a surprise visit.

Zhang Chunxue glanced at her daughter in the mirror, then at Xu Qingfan, and said, "Knowing that Xiaofan was going to cook love noodles today, I got up early on purpose."

"Mom and brother cooked beef offal soup, we're having beef noodles for breakfast!"

Zhang Yiyi also realized that her behavior with Xu Qingfan was actually nothing, and quickly regained her composure.

"Really? Thank you for your hard work, Xiao Fan. Auntie would like to have a soft-boiled egg."

Zhang Chunxue looked at Xu Qingfan meaningfully, and after speaking, she turned around and went back to the bathroom in her bedroom to brush her teeth and wash up.

Xu Qingfan felt a chill run down his spine, as if the aunt had seen through him from head to toe.

"Okay, Auntie, the noodles will be cooked by the time you finish washing up."

"Ah."

After exchanging a glance with Zhang Yi, he scurried off to the kitchen.

The two didn't spend much time brushing their teeth and washing up. Xu Qingfan had just scooped the noodles he had cooked into the pot when Zhang Chunxue and Zhang Yiyi came to the kitchen smelling the aroma.

"It smells so good! Xiao Fan's cooking skills are still so good."

"Ok!"

Zhang Chunxue helped get the bowls, while Zhang Yiyi got the brewed tea and milk.

"Then I'll help Auntie cook more often." Xu Qingfan grinned and followed behind. After the heating in the living room was turned on, Zhang Chunxue and Zhang Yi took off the coats they had put on when they got up.

After Zhang Chunxue finished serving the noodles, she didn't sit at the dining table. Instead, she took the lead, holding her bowl, and sat on the sofa, turning on the TV to find something to watch while eating.

Zhang Yiyi and Xu Qingfan sat on either side of her. Zhang Chunxue switched to the Jade Channel and, finding that it was showing Pokémon, didn't change the channel again.

It wasn't to appease Xu Qingfan and Zhang Yiyi; Zhang Chunxue genuinely loved watching Pokémon.

She also loves watching more heartwarming anime like Crayon Shin-chan, Doraemon, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Xu Qingfan suddenly remembered that he had promised Wan Ning when they were little that he would give her a Pikachu when they grew up. He wondered if that silly girl still remembered.

"I wish I could have Xiaofan's breakfast every day." Zhang Chunxue poked the soft-boiled egg with her chopsticks, let the noodles soak up the egg liquid, and then shoved it into her mouth in a big mouthful.

"I heard from Yi Yi that when Xiao Fan was in school, he would get up at five o'clock every day, exercise for an hour, and then start making breakfast for everyone at six o'clock?"

Xu Qingfan glanced at Zhang Yiyi, and it would have been better if he hadn't looked. In that instant, he noticed the two protruding points on the aunt's chest.

"Cough, I was just bragging last time. How could I possibly get up this early? I usually sleep until 6:30. Xiaoyu usually cooks breakfast for me."

He stared straight at the television screen, his gaze fixed on the screen, refusing to look at anything improper.

Xu Qingfan's few extra glances did not escape Zhang Chunxue's observation. She was initially embarrassed, having forgotten that she wasn't wearing anything underneath when she took off her coat, but seeing that Xiao Fan was even more flustered than her, the auntie instantly beamed with joy.

"When I go to college, I'll cook breakfast for Auntie every day," Xu Qingfan added when Zhang Chunxue remained silent.

"Yes, Auntie will wait for Xiaofan to go to university." Zhang Chunxue affectionately patted his head.

Although the two had not discussed the matter of studying at university in the port city, they had an unspoken understanding.

“Mom will live with us then!” Zhang Yiyi said.

“Okay, Mom will live with everyone then.” Zhang Chunxue smiled and nodded.

(End of this chapter)