I have few friends, but many childhood sweethearts.

Chapter 426. Xia Xiaoxiao, you deserve to die!

Silent all night.

Xu Qingfan didn't sleep well all night, waking up at the slightest sound.

I drifted off into the middle of the night in a daze, and then my alarm went off at 6:30.

"Didn't you sleep well last night, Brother Qingfan?" Lin Wanning asked, noticing his listless appearance. She leaned closer and widened his eyes with her hand.

"Ha~ Post-holiday syndrome, huh?" Xu Qingfan yawned and grabbed Lin Wanning's little tuft of hair.

As for the real reason, he couldn't very well say that he was afraid Xia Xiaoxiao would come over in the middle of the night and stab him, could he?

"Hehe~ Then Brother Qingfan can go back to sleep after morning reading." Lin Wanning let go of his hand and gave him a sweet smile.

"Yes, I can sleep for half an hour during morning reading and after class." Xu Qingfan nodded, he did indeed have this idea.

After washing his face, Xu Qingfan patted Lin Wanning on the shoulder.

Lin Wanning immediately understood, and left the bathroom with his toothbrush in his mouth: "Brother Qingfan, hurry up!"

"Mm." Xu Qingfan nodded.

After Lin Wanning closed the door for him, the sound of a fire hydrant running quickly came from inside the toilet.

Xu Qingfan leaned forward and shuddered a few times. Just as he finished rinsing and was about to put on his pants, the door opened.

"Brother Qingfan, I'm coming in! Ah!"

With a "bang," the door was slammed shut again.

Xu Qingfan glanced down at his status and silently put his pants back on.

"I'm done, Wan Ning, you can continue brushing your teeth." He said to the girl standing outside with a smile as he opened the door.

"Um, Brother Qingfan, I thought you didn't mean it." Lin Wanning lowered her head guiltily, slipped under his arm, and went into the bathroom.

Although Xu Qingfan had taken advantage of her completely at home last time, she had a blanket to cover herself, and besides, she kept her eyes closed like a block of wood.

This is the first time I've ever seen it with my own eyes.

"Okay, I'll go downstairs first and wait for you down there." Xu Qingfan pinched her little face, and suddenly he wasn't so sleepy anymore.

"Okay." Lin Wanning's smile was slightly naive.

After Xu Qingfan left, she brushed her teeth alone and started looking for reference points in the bathroom, finally fixing her gaze on an empty tissue ball.

She reached out and grasped the cardboard of the cylinder, gesturing with her right hand to show the size she had sensed last time and what she had just seen with her own eyes.

"No, that's not right."

"Why has it gotten smaller?"

Lin Wanning was completely baffled.

[Yiyi definitely knows why!]
"Wan Ning, what are you doing?"

Xiao Ruanwen, who happened to be passing by the restroom, was startled by Lin Wanning's actions.

Not only were both hands raised, with the left hand holding a piece of cardboard and the right hand forming half a heart, but there was also a pink toothbrush in her mouth, and most importantly, she was staring straight at herself in the mirror.

Not a fool, but even more foolish.

"Haha, it's Ruan Wen! I'm being cute!" After snapping out of her daze, Lin Wanning looked at Xiao Ruan Wen in the mirror and simultaneously made a peace sign with both hands.

"Pfft, Wan Ning, hurry up and brush your teeth, it's almost 6:50." Xiao Ruanwen twitched her lips. If she hadn't slept poorly last night, she would definitely have joined in by now.

After Xiao Ruanwen left, Lin Wanning looked at himself in the mirror and awkwardly stuck out his tongue.

Suddenly realizing she looked rather cute like this, she changed her pose to wrinkling her nose, baring her teeth, and rolling her eyes.
"What are you doing?"

"Ah, me. Haha. Good morning, little one, hehe."

For a family to be harmonious, someone always has to bear the burden unseen, and Wu Lingyu is clearly such a person.

Everyone else slept until 6:30, but Xiaoyu woke up naturally at 6:00, went downstairs to prepare breakfast, and then started washing up.

"Brother Fan, I noticed you didn't sleep well, so I made you some strong tea."

"The weather forecast says it will rain today, remember to bring an umbrella."

There are still noodles in the pot; you can get more if you need more.

"Remember to bring the new watercolor pens Wan Ning just bought."

At 6:50 a.m., everyone was sitting in the living room eating breakfast, and Wu Lingyu thoughtfully packed everyone's belongings for school.

Everyone could feel Xiaoyu's kindness, and all their gratitude could be summed up in one sentence: "Thank you, Xiaoyu!"

"Xiaoyu is the best!"

Wu Lingyu was also happy to receive everyone's recognition.

[So this family really can't do without anyone!] Xu Qingfan thought to himself.

After having breakfast at home, it was already past 7 a.m., and there were less than eight minutes left before the 7:10 a.m. morning reading session.

The six of them didn't even have time to clean up their dishes. They put on their shoes, grabbed their school cards and other belongings, and ran off to school.

The little cat looked at the two-legged creatures with a puzzled expression. After he was the only cat left in the living room, he nimbly jumped onto the dining table and licked the remaining noodle soup from each bowl.

"Meow~"

After a comfortable yawn, the little guy sprawled out on the dining table and took a nap.

[You still won't let me sit on the dining table? Don't you know? When you're not here, I sleep on the dining table!]
Just as the school bell rang, Xu Qingfan and Xiao Ruanwen rushed back to the classroom at the last minute.

It should have been morning reading time, but at least a third of the students in the class were lying down, and the remaining two-thirds were either drowsy or barely audible.

Even Wu Shichong and Lai Chenglang, who are usually the most talkative, were out of commission. Clearly, Xu Qingfan wasn't the only one suffering from post-holiday syndrome.

But there was one exception. When Wang Xuan saw Xu Qingfan arrive, she instantly became radiant.

"I've collected your homework for you, Fan-ge." She handed over her neatly categorized homework from various subjects to Xu Qingfan.

"Okay, thank you." Xu Qingfan forced a smile at her.

"You're welcome!" As if she had been forced to turn on, Wang Xuan was instantly energized.

She picked up the book again and read aloud, her voice louder than the entire class.

"Homework." Xiao Ruanwen handed her homework to Xu Qingfan and then lay down on the table to sleep.

However, she would occasionally steal a glance at Xu Qingfan out of the corner of her eye.

Despite her carefree and easygoing personality, she suffered from insomnia for the first time last night.

Originally, I was thinking about how to reason with Brother Fan and give him some gentle guidance.

But later, for some reason, my mind seemed to be possessed, and I kept seeing images of myself hiding in the teaching building with Brother Fan at night.

And what Xiao Ruanwen couldn't deceive herself about was that her heart was in turmoil.

Of course, all of this is the fault of adolescent hormones, and has absolutely nothing to do with Xiao Ruanwen's true feelings!

How should I tell Brother Fan?
But in any case, she's now a little afraid to face Xu Qingfan alone.

Even though she wasn't alone with him like this, she still felt inexplicably guilty.

The dog-man didn't have so many thoughts in his mind. After handing over his homework to the class representatives of each subject, he came back, lay down on his desk, and fell asleep within two minutes.

During this period, Guo Youcai came to inspect the class once, and when he saw the class's morning reading situation, he couldn't help but get angry.

However, after seeing that Xu Qingfan was also sleeping, he thought about it and quietly left.

"Teacher Guo, your class has the worst morning reading performance in the whole grade. The reading is not even as loud as my voice. How can this be allowed!" The young deputy grade leader happened to pass by and called out to Guo Youcai, who was about to return to his office.

“It’s normal for them to not have adjusted to their routines after a long holiday. We should be more tolerant of the children. If they get a good rest during the morning reading session, they will have enough energy to listen attentively in the next four classes.” Guo Youcai turned around and patted his shoulder earnestly to advise him.

"no."

"I know what I'm doing, so you don't need to worry about it."

Deputy Chief: ? ? ?

Xu Qingfan slept through the morning reading session and the first two classes, and it wasn't until the long break that he regained his energy.

Monday's long break is for raising the national flag. After the class lines up, their class goes down the stairs on the left first.

"Brother Fan, did you know that there seems to be a thief in the boys' dormitory last night?"

"Yes, yes, the dorm supervisor asked each of us if we had lost anything, but we don't know whose things were stolen."

Wu Shichong and Lai Chenglang had clearly recovered their energy, and after standing under the national flag, they started chattering non-stop again.

"Pfft, really? Did someone lose something?" Xu Qingfan almost couldn't hold back. Could this thief be referring to him and Xiao Ruanwen?

"I don't know, anyway, no one in our class lost anything, but someone in our other class did," Lai Chenglang said.

"Someone in the next dorm actually lost their underwear. Do you know what happened after that, Fan-ge?" Wu Shichong replied.

"cough!"

"and then?"

Xu Qingfan thought to himself: I'm not taking the blame for this!

"Haha, haha, that pair of underwear was stolen by a mouse!"

"Because it contains protein!"

The two of them sang in unison, and as soon as they finished speaking, everyone around them couldn't help but twitch, clearly trying to suppress their laughter.

"What?! Pfft!"

Xu Qingfan had originally wanted to ask about protein, but after glancing at the lewd expressions on the two men's faces, he instantly understood.

Protein, my ass!

"And then, how do you know it was the rats that stole the protein?" He tried hard not to laugh.

"Haha. Silly Haikun was yelling that someone had his underwear, so we thought it was funny and helped him look for it together."

"And they actually found it! It was right under the bed, and there were even signs of rats gnawing on it!"

"And that's not all, there's that stuff around the gnawed area, you know what I mean!"

Without Wu Shichong and Lai Chenglang needing to explain, the enthusiastic classmates around them had already pieced together the whole story in just a few words.

The teachers for classes 15 and 16 were the same, and they also had physical education classes together, so everyone was very familiar with each other.

"Brilliant."

Xu Qingfan's lips twitched involuntarily, and his gaze began to search for Yao Haikun's figure in the next class.

[Hmm? Couldn't find it. Probably moved to another planet overnight.]
He had only heard about rats eating the protein on underwear before, but he never expected to encounter a real-life example of it.

So, there are advantages to commuting to school; at least you don't have to worry about mice stealing your underwear.

Of course, there are downsides too. Such a sensational story is only truly appreciated if you don't witness it firsthand.

Xu Qingfan shook his head, treating it as just an interlude in his life, and turned his attention back to the rising five-star red flag.

"Two important announcements were made at today's flag-raising ceremony!"

"The first thing is that the school's centennial celebration is on the 20th of this month. At that time, all the clubs will have the opportunity to perform on stage. The school also plans to carry out related fun activities and a hand-drawn poster competition. We hope that students will participate actively."

"The second thing is that on this centennial occasion, our school is preparing to change to a new school song, which is the one that has recently become very popular on the Internet, 'Misplaced Time and Space,' written and composed by our students Xu Qingfan and Xiao Ruanwen respectively. I believe that students have already heard it during the past few days of holiday."

As Song Dongsheng had predicted, the announcement immediately caused an uproar among the more than 3,000 teachers and students in the entire school.

"Our school song is out of place in time?!"

"I've been listening to 'Time Misalignment' on repeat for the past few days!"

"Me too! Did you see the video? I cried so much!"

Haha, did our school have a school song before?

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Xu Qingfan and Xiao Ruanwen instantly became like giant pandas, with all the surrounding classmates casting curious glances at them.

"Ruan Wen, you sing so beautifully!"

"Wow, Fan Ge, you can even write songs?!"

"Brilliant!"

Song Dongsheng had clearly lost control of the situation; despite several attempts, the commotion in the crowd remained unabated.

"Classes, please leave in an orderly manner!"

His words acted as a trigger, and the students who were already curious about what Xu Qingfan and Xiao Ruanwen looked like and whether they had three heads and six arms suddenly swarmed around.

In just a few seconds, people had gathered from all directions.

"I rely on."

Xu Qingfan was genuinely frightened by the scene. He looked at Xiao Ruanwen, who was being surrounded, and ran towards her without saying a word.

"What are you still standing here for? Do you want to be stared at?"

"Ah~ Brother Fan."

Before Xiao Ruanwen could react, Xu Qingfan had already pulled her away.

Fortunately, not everyone recognized them. The two rushed out before the crowd completely surrounded them and ran away without looking back.

"So it was them?"

"So handsome, and the girl is so pretty!"

"They look so good together, do you think they're dating?"

After being enlightened by enthusiastic classmates, more and more people learned that the two people who ran away hand in hand were Xu Qingfan and Xiao Ruanwen.

"Isn't it so romantic? It feels like a scene from an idol drama!"

"Even idol dramas couldn't film a story like this! Murong Yunhai would only take you to contract a fishpond, hahaha!"

"Boring!" Xia Xiaoxiao glared at the girl who had talked about romance, then stormed off, leaving the two girls who had been chatting staring at each other.

"Is she talking about us?" The girl pointed to her face.

"Seems to be."

"Tch~ With such a bad temper, no matter how pretty she is, no man will want her!"

"that is!"

Seemingly afraid that Xia Xiaoxiao wouldn't hear them, the two deliberately spoke louder.

Xia Xiaoxiao walked steadily, her heart unmoved.

[That's hilarious! That stinky dog ​​is totally mine, you're the one no man wants!]
[Ruan Wen ran away with him because she didn't want to be watched by onlookers; Ruan Wen is his best friend!]
One was the stinky dog ​​she had branded, and the other was her best friend in this life. No matter who she suspected, she shouldn't have suspected Xiao Ruanwen and Xu Qingfan.

Xia Xiaoxiao began to feel guilty for her jealousy just now, and she remembered Xu Qingfan saying that she was being unreasonable.

[Isn't that just being unreasonable?]
[Ruan Wen was helping me, how could I be jealous of her!]
Xia Xiaoxiao, you deserve to die!

(End of this chapter)