I have few friends, but many childhood sweethearts.

Chapter 404. Hopefully it's not a misunderstanding.

The two stared at each other for a long time before Lin Jing finally snapped, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Xu Qingfan scratched his head awkwardly and asked uncertainly, "Then Auntie, you must have had a very important matter to ask me to come here for?"

"Of course not!" Lin Jing was still thinking about her stepfather and answered without thinking.

"No, no, it's just a small matter!" she quickly realized.

"what?"

Xu Qingfan was completely confused: "So Auntie, you're still going to find a stepfather for Xiaoxiao? Ugh, ugh, ugh, you're going to find a stepfather for her?"

This time, Lin Jing didn't answer. Unable to bear it any longer, she rewarded Xu Qingfan with a flick on the forehead.

"No, Auntie, why did you hit me?" Xu Qingfan asked with an innocent look.

Seeing Xu Qingfan's expression, Lin Jing was furious. She raised her hand as if to hit him, but in the end, she didn't.

She raised an eyebrow and glared at me, getting to the point: "When did you and Xiaoxiao start dating?"

Xu Qingfan's heart skipped a beat. Although he didn't understand what his aunt meant, the scoundrel of a man inexplicably felt guilty.

[What? Your aunt found out about your kiss with Xia Xiaoxiao? That shouldn't be happening!]
Seeing Xu Qingfan still blinking and pretending to be stupid, Lin Jing was furious, but she had watched Xiao Fan grow up, so she didn't lose her temper.

"Tell me, I know everything about you and Xiaoxiao."

Xu Qingfan stopped blinking, but his mind was racing, reviewing the events.

[It's been almost a year since the rooftop incident, so it definitely wasn't a small matter. Auntie is so serious about it, it must be something serious. But I haven't taken advantage of Xia recently, have I?]
The man was completely unaware that just two hours earlier, his left and right hands had begun to move in slow motion.

"Auntie, I'm sorry, I know I was wrong."

Although Xu Qingfan didn't know what he had done wrong, he felt that admitting his mistake was definitely the right thing to do. Lin Jing had watched him grow up and would never harm him.

[really!]
Lin Jing felt as if a thunderbolt had struck her mind. She opened her mouth several times to speak, but her brain simply couldn't organize any words.

Xu Qingfan was equally flustered. A Linjing was his homeroom teacher, and staring at him without saying a word made Xu Qingfan feel instinctively guilty.

"Auntie, I really know I was wrong, and I promise it won't happen again." Seeing that Lin Jing remained silent, he had no choice but to continue to awkwardly admit his mistake.

[Damn it, did I sleepwalk last night?]
With this association, the memory of his erotic dream, which had already faded away, instantly resurfaced in his mind.

Twin ponytails, a split, and delicate feet.
"Sigh." Just as Xu Qingfan was lost in thought, Lin Jing's thousand words turned into a sigh.

Xu Qingfan snapped out of his daze, only to hear Lin Jing suddenly say, "Auntie has watched you grow up since you were little. Xiaofan has always been a sensible and smart child, and Auntie likes him very much."

Xu Qingfan didn't know what his aunt wanted to say, so he could only obediently nod in agreement.

"I'll keep your affair with Xiaoxiao a secret for now, and I don't object in principle, but we must agree on three rules!" Lin Jing held up three fingers.

"what?"

Lin Jing ignored Xu Qingfan, who was in a daze, and assumed he was just a young man who was shy. She continued, "First, your academic performance cannot be affected. Auntie has a lot of confidence in you on this point and believes it will not be difficult."

Secondly, that kind of thing absolutely cannot happen in your current shared home, and it's even more unacceptable at school!

Lin Jing's voice cracked at the last point. Why did she emphasize it so much? It can only be said that students nowadays are too precocious and too audacious.

"Third, you must take safety precautions, preferably until you graduate from university, since you are still young."

After she finished speaking, Xu Qingfan couldn't understand a word she said, so he naturally remained dumbfounded.

Lin Jing thought Xiao Fan felt that her requirements were too demanding, but they weren't demanding at all!
But she understood that teenage boys are indeed full of energy, and after thinking it over, she softened and said, "From now on, I will try not to be at home on Saturdays and weekends. I don't care about anything else, but you must take safety precautions."

Lin Jing blushed as soon as she finished speaking. What kind of talk was that!
But Xu Qingfan remained silent, which displeased Lin Jing, who thought that Xiao Fan was still not satisfied.

"Do you understand?" she scolded, her tone slightly stern.

If Xu Qingfan was initially completely confused, after the repeated reminders to "take safety precautions," even someone with a low IQ would understand what was going on.

"No... Auntie, have you misunderstood something?" Xu Qingfan asked weakly, meeting Lin Jing's murderous gaze.

"What did I misunderstand? Didn't you just say you knew you were wrong?" Lin Jing frowned unhappily. The Xiao Fan she remembered wasn't such an irresponsible person.

"I don't know. I saw that you were so fierce, not so serious, so I thought I had accidentally done something wrong, so I admitted it first."

Xu Qingfan spread his hands, but his expression was not one of helplessness, but rather a shrug.

Lin Jing felt three black lines appear on her forehead. She believed Xu Qingfan's words from the bottom of her heart because Xiao Fan had never lied since he was a child.

[Could it be that I've misunderstood? But what about the diary and the lubricant?]
"Nothing happened between you and Xiaoxiao?" she asked uncertainly. "Uh-huh!" Xu Qingfan answered rather guiltily.

Lin Jing lowered her hands from her chest, her breathing becoming much easier: "What's going on?"

She showed Xu Qingfan the photo on her phone, but naturally she couldn't mention the diary, as that would expose her for spying on her daughter's privacy.
When Xu Qingfan saw the picture of the bottle of lubricant that was only half full, his lips twitched.

He finally understood why Lin Jing had misunderstood. Not to mention Lin Jing, he would have definitely misunderstood too!
[Damn Xia Xiaoxiao, couldn't you have hidden it properly after taking it? Besides, I originally had two-thirds, and now I only have a little bit left. Is it really that fun?]
"Auntie, would you believe me if I said this was all a misunderstanding?" Xu Qingfan blinked weakly.

"Speak!" Lin Jing crossed her arms again, staring intently at Xu Qingfan's expression, as if trying to see if he was lying.

[How could there be a misunderstanding?]
At the same time, she was also somewhat unwilling to believe it. She was angry when she first learned that her daughter had lost her virginity, but now that she knew it might be a misunderstanding, Lin Jing felt even angrier for some reason.

"Here's what happened. Xia Xiaoxiao always likes to rummage through my things, as you know, Auntie. This morning she found it in my drawer and, out of curiosity, took it home to play with."

Xu Qingfan started from the day of the housewarming party and recounted the embarrassing scene of him bumping into Xia Xiaoxiao playing with lubricant after brushing his teeth.

"That's how it is. Xia Xiaoxiao felt embarrassed, so she ran back with the lubricant, but she didn't put it away properly, and Auntie misunderstood her again." Xu Qingfan spread his hands, this time with a speechless expression.

[Damn Xia Xiaoxiao, no, no, damn Xia Xiaoxiao, you've ruined me!]
Lin Jing remained expressionless, revealing nothing of her thoughts: "This kind of thing should be thrown away after use, why bring it home!"

"Yes, yes, Auntie is right, I'll go throw it away right now!" Xu Qingfan got up and tried to slip away.

"Come back!" Lin Jing called out, and he obediently sat down again.

"Although it was just a misunderstanding, Auntie still meant it: if an accident really happens, remember to take safety precautions." Lin Jing already believed what Xu Qingfan said, and could only secretly pick at her toes as she spoke.

"Don't worry, Auntie, I will definitely not date early. I'm keeping a close eye on Xiaoxiao and won't give her the chance to date early."

Xu Qingfan gave a comical Young Pioneers salute, and Lin Jing burst out laughing, her face as radiant as a peach blossom.

"You really just bought them to take off your shoes, right?" she asked one last time to confirm.

“Of course, Auntie, if you don’t believe me, I’ll call Wan Ning right now!” Xu Qingfan said, taking out his phone.

"No need, no need." Lin Jing hurriedly pulled his hand to stop him.

"Auntie believes you now. Why are you apologizing for no reason?" She playfully patted Xu Qingfan's head again.

"Oh, hehe, maybe it's because Auntie has the natural body of a homeroom teacher. A bad student like me would be scared of her." Xu Qingfan joked.

Lin Jing shook her head: "Auntie misunderstood you and apologizes, but about today's matter..."

“I will absolutely not tell a third person, especially Xiaoxiao.” Before she could finish speaking, Xu Qingfan added.

"Hmm." Lin Jing still appreciated the child's cleverness.

If Zhang Chunxue knew what she was thinking at that moment, she would definitely say proudly, "Clever, isn't she? I trained her!"

Yes, she's already taking on the shape of an auntie.

"Mmm." Xu Qingfan nodded in agreement. "Auntie, is there anything else?"

Lin Jing sighed inwardly, but smiled and said, "It's alright, Xiao Fan, you can go ahead and do what you need to do. Luckily, Auntie asked beforehand, it was all a misunderstanding."

"Sigh~ It's that Xia Xiaoxiao again, she's such a worry. Auntie, you must be tired too, so I won't disturb your afternoon nap. I'll come back tonight to give you a massage."

Xu Qingfan put his hand on Lin Jing's shoulder and massaged her, then waved and slipped away.

"Come home early for dinner tonight." Lin Jing smiled as she watched his departing figure.

"it is good!"

Xu Qingfan waved goodbye, while inwardly cursing Xia Xiaoxiao for betraying her teammate.

[This Xia Xiaoxiao is so unreliable!]
"Wanning, I'm coming now." After dialing Lin Wanning's number, his smile instantly brightened.

"Mmm, Brother Qingfan, come play!"

"Brother, come quick!"

The word "duck" sparked a flood of thoughts in Xu Qingfan's mind. After saying goodbye to Xia Xiaoxiao, he quickly went out.

[Hehe~ Playing with ducks!]
Unlike the beaming Xu Qingfan, Lin Jing looked worried and distressed.

"How can it be a misunderstanding? It doesn't have to be a misunderstanding."

She remained seated in her original spot, muttering to herself.

(End of this chapter)