I have few friends, but many childhood sweethearts.

Chapter 364. Five green plums are jealous of me, how wonderful!
After successfully revealing that she was living with Xu Qingfan, Xiao Ruanwen turned around with satisfaction.

[He dared to bring breakfast to Fan Ge on only the first day of military training? Does he think I'm some kind of Hello Kitty just because he hasn't shown his teeth yet?!]
Regardless of the height, weight, or gender of the person delivering breakfast, Xiao Ruanwen had to swear that Fan Ge belonged to her, no, to them!

The light drizzle gradually intensified, and all the classroom lights were turned on even though it was still early in the day. The sweltering weather made the air conditioning much less comfortable.

Soon the instructors arrived, and after another unoriginal self-introduction, they began making the students stand at attention in the classroom.

“When I was in the army, I would sweat profusely even when standing at attention in an air-conditioned room. Those of you who don’t sweat are not taking it seriously!” He walked around the classroom with a pointer, occasionally hitting students whose movements were not up to standard.

Perhaps because the instructor had been laughing and joking during his self-introduction in class, a student immediately shouted, "Reporting, instructor!"

"Say!"

"Ahem." Xu Qingfan recognized the owner of the voice and was already trying hard to suppress his laughter.

"Excessive sweating is caused by kidney deficiency. If the sweat is sticky, it indicates yin deficiency, and vice versa!" Lai Chenlang lived up to expectations and successfully made the whole class laugh.

"Pfft~ Hahahaha"

Xiao Ruanwen was initially wondering why Xu Qingfan was coughing for no reason, but she quickly stopped thinking about it and joined in the laughter of the geese.

"Hehehehe." The instructor walked up to Lai Chenlang with a grin, and seeing how happy he was, he grinned back.

Lai Chenlang was still basking in his own glory when, in the next second...

"Laugh! Is it that funny?" The instructor suddenly changed his expression like he was performing Sichuan opera, and forcefully slammed his pointer on the desk.

The laughter vanished instantly, leaving only Lai Chenlang still chuckling in a jarring manner.

He quickly stopped laughing. Seeing the instructor's murderous gaze, he swallowed hard and wisely lowered his head to stand at attention.

"Laugh, isn't it funny? Why aren't you laughing?"

"No, no."

"Did I tell you to speak? What do you need to do before you speak?!"

"Report."

"Speak louder, haven't you eaten yet!"

"report!"

Xu Qingfan relaxed and began to secretly slap Xiao Ruanwen's hand for amusement.

Xiao Ruanwen turned her head and glared at him. After confirming that the instructor had his back to them, she relaxed and retorted to Fan Ge.

That's how military training is; even the most boring games can become incredibly fun when you're slacking off.

The two people were playing rock-paper-scissors under the table, while the poor child being scolded continued his game.

"It's not very funny."

"If it wasn't funny, why were you laughing so hard just now? Did you think I was funny?" the instructor scolded with a dark face.

"No." Lai Chenlang was already drenched in sweat.

"Did I tell you to speak? What are you going to say before you speak?"

"report!"

"Since you love to laugh so much, I'll give you a chance. Go up on stage now and laugh! Laugh like you just did!" The instructor was just worried that there wouldn't be a good opportunity to establish his authority on this rainy day, and the first one to step forward came to him.

"Hahaha," Lai Chenlang quickly stood on the stage and began his performance as a mask of pain.

"Pfft." Afraid of being caught red-handed by the instructor, the students could only lower their heads and chuckle secretly. Looking at his former best friend on the podium, who was on the verge of tears, Xu Qingfan shook his head helplessly.

The same scene happened again after so many years, but fortunately, he wasn't the one who lost face on stage this time.

He remembered that after school, the instructor treated him to ice cream as an apology for the incident.

Actually, the instructor didn't mean much harm. People like Lai Chenlang who dare to make a fuss to your face are usually thick-skinned and tough. They get over being teased quickly.

On the contrary, using students who cannot march properly or use their left and right hands to establish authority often hurts the self-esteem of some sensitive and introverted students, and may even leave serious psychological trauma.

Of course, not all instructors think of this, just as not everyone has a mother.

After the incident with Lai Chenlang, the students' obedience improved significantly.

With something fun to do, the morning can pass by very quickly.

The school bell rang.

"Disband!"

"Disperse!"

"Ugh, you stinky Fan-ge, you flicked my hand until it's all red!" After the instructor left, Xiao Ruanwen immediately punched him angrily with her little fists.

The two had been playing rock-paper-scissors, and the loser would get their hand flicked. Over the course of the morning, Xiao Ruanwen had been flicked at least a hundred times.

"Who told you to be such a bad cook with such a big appetite? Pack your things and let's go. If you're late, there won't be any food left." Xu Qingfan suppressed her with one hand while packing his schoolbag with the other.

Wang Xuan looked at the two of them with envy in her heart. When she caught a glimpse of the milk carton that Xiao Ruanwen had put back on the table, she seemed to feel less sad.

[Thank goodness it wasn't me.]
The two quickly slung their backpacks over their shoulders and left, leaving only a lone carton of milk on the table.

Xu Qingfan was the focus of attention for many girls in the class. Whenever someone left through the front door, they would take a look at the contents of the note and then smile knowingly.

Only He Caiting clenched her fists secretly as she passed by.

[Don't think that just because we live together, it's something special. Sooner or later, Fan-ge will have to live with me too!]
The senior students finish school at 12:10, and the junior students haven't officially started school yet, so even though students flock to the cafeteria for lunch, it doesn't feel crowded.

After serving the food, Xiao Ruanwen vividly described the steamed buns and milk to the five girls: "Let me show you the smiley face I drew, hahaha, that person will probably be furious when they see it!"

She enlarged the photo she had taken with her phone and showed it to the five people.

"Pfft~ Ruan Wen, you're so naughty, hehehe, I like it so much." Lin Wanning was the first to laugh so hard that her teeth fell out, pointing at Xu Qingfan with the same expression she made in the meme.

Xia Xiaoxiao glanced at it briefly before looking away. With Ruan Wen around, she felt very reassured!
"Who brought breakfast to my brother?" Zhang Yiyi winked playfully.

"Who knows? We'll find it when we get there. I bet it's either Wang Xuan or that He Caiting." Xiao Ruanwen thought for a moment and finally remembered the other person's name.

Xu Qingfan ate his meal with an air of nonchalance, but he was secretly pleased. His five childhood sweethearts were jealous of him, and the food tasted especially delicious today.

"Are you taking the steamed buns home for Xiaobai to eat? I'm worried they might not be clean?" Wu Lingyu asked.

"Hey~ I threw it away a long time ago. Even a dog wouldn't eat a bun of unknown origin, right, Brother Fan?" Xiao Ruanwen asked him with a grin, tilting her head.

The girls all stopped eating and looked at him.

The words Xu Qingfan once used to educate the girls have now become a boomerang hitting them right on the forehead.

"Can I say no?"

The five people exchanged a smile and shouted in unison, "No!"

(End of this chapter)