I have few friends, but many childhood sweethearts.
Chapter 356 Little Jade Wet Her Pants
Chapter 356. Little Jade Wet Her Pants
On their first night at the new secret base, none of the six of them slept very well.
The five girls were looking forward to the class assignments the next day, while Xu Qingfan simply had eaten too many kidneys.
I tossed and turned until the wee hours of the morning, and I don’t know how long I’d been asleep until dawn broke.
Early the next morning.
As soon as Xu Qingfan got up, he felt sticky all over. Feeling a little sleepy, he rubbed his forehead and recalled the scene from his dream not long ago.
He couldn't quite remember the details, but he did remember having a lot of fun. While swimming in the pool, the swimsuits of the five girls disappeared, and he really got to experience what it's like to be King Zhou!
His last memory was that Xiaoyu sat on his face, and after tasting the saltiness of the seawater, he was choked awake.
"My apologies, my apologies." Xu Qingfan shook his head and, taking advantage of the fact that the five girls hadn't gotten up yet, quickly went to take a shower.
"Brother Fan, are you in there?" Xu Qingfan was singing karaoke in the bathroom when the bathroom door suddenly rang. It was Xiaoyu's voice.
"Yes, Xiaoyu, do you need to use the restroom? If you're not in a hurry, wait a moment, I'll be right there." He took the toothbrush out of his mouth and called out to the door.
"Uh-huh!" Wu Lingyu was actually so anxious that she had to lean against the wall to stand up, but for some reason, she was bewitched and wanted to see Brother Fan as soon as she woke up.
Xu Qingfan sped up his shower, washing his hair and brushing his teeth simultaneously under the showerhead.
However, no matter how fast it was, it would still take at least three minutes, and the girl outside the door was already trembling with anxiety.
The sound of water in the bathroom gradually stopped, and knowing that Brother Fan would be coming out soon, Wu Lingyu's anxious heart calmed down a lot.
"Brother Fan, am I... are you done?" The girl's plump legs were squeezed together, her calves turned outwards.
Xu Qingfan was originally going to throw his underwear into the basin, but because of Xiaoyu's urging, he opened the door with his shirt on.
"I'm coming."
"Good morning, Brother Fan!" Wu Lingyu gave a smile that looked more like a grimace, and hurriedly ran into the bathroom after he came out.
Xu Qingfan didn't know what he was thinking. Perhaps he was still dreaming, or perhaps he wanted to check his touch. Just as Xiaoyu was about to close the door, he raised his hand and slapped it.
"Woo!"
Caught off guard, the girl's lower abdomen contracted, and a warm current slowly flowed in. With astonishing willpower, she closed the toilet door first.
Xu Qingfan looked at the locked door, then looked down at the sinful right hand.
[It feels so good!]
He was unaware of Wu Lingyu's current situation, nor did he believe that his actions just now deserved condemnation.
[What, you're allowed to let Xiaoyu steal a kiss from me, but I can't pat her butt?]
Xu Qingfan whistled as he left. How could he not feel happy and refreshed after coming here so early in the morning?
However, just as he was about to step back into his room, Xu Qingfan froze in place, suddenly remembering something extremely dangerous.
[My underwear is still hanging on the wall!!!]
Inside the restroom, Wu Lingyu's face was as red as a steamed lobster.
She was sitting on the toilet, with the rushing water flowing gently.
Normally, the girl would intentionally slow down the flow of water to avoid making too much noise so that people outside the door could hear it.
But she wet her pants!
Wu Lingyu stared blankly at her white panties, which were soaked with sweat, as if she had lost her mind and remained motionless.
"Oh no~ what should we do? Did Fan-ge get any on his hands?"
The next second, the extremely shy girl covered her face with her hands and began to mutter to herself.
Even now, Wu Lingyu doesn't blame Xu Qingfan. She feels it's all her fault for not being able to hold back. If Brother Fan liked taking pictures, she would have let him take a few more.
[It's punishment for what happened last time when he kissed Fan!] she added in her mind.
Wu Lingyu always felt that she liked being spanked by Fan Ge, which was too embarrassing to talk about, so she had to find other excuses to cover up her lie.
The girl sat on the toilet for a few more minutes until the wind cooled her bottom, at which point she came to her senses.
With her underwear soaked through, Wu Lingyu was no longer able to wear it, so she simply didn't bother wiping her bottom and just followed Xu Qingfan's example and took a shower in the morning.
Fortunately, today was only a trip back to school to check the class assignments, and the notice did not specify a return time, giving her ample time to dispose of the body.
Wu Lingyu tied her hair up with a headband, and after turning on the shower, the warm water flowed over her skin, and she instantly hummed softly in comfort.
"Hmm~"
The girl's beautiful figure was on full display in front of the full-length mirror in the restroom.
After finishing cleaning, Wu Lingyu turned around and admired her own body.
She's really not fat; she's 1.67 meters tall and weighs just over 100 pounds.
Especially with a curvy figure, it's easy to imagine how incredible her waist-to-hip ratio is.
Unfortunately, middle school students' aesthetic sense is still stuck in the stage of being fair-skinned, young, and thin. If Xu Qingfan hadn't kept staring at her big, fat butt last night, Wu Lingyu might have even become insecure about herself.
But now, the more she looks at it, the happier she becomes, because
[Whatever Brother Fan likes is the best!]
Looking at her large, fat buttocks that took up most of the mirror, Wu Lingyu, as if possessed, raised her hand and slapped it.
"Crack~"
The crisp sound echoed in the bathroom, but it didn't feel like the sound Xu Qingfan had when he hit her.
"Papa~"
The girl, refusing to believe it, patted the table twice more, but still felt nothing.
"Xiaoyu, are you in there?" The scene seemed familiar; someone was knocking on the bathroom door again.
"Ah... I'm in the bathroom!" Xiaoyu exclaimed in a panic as she came to her senses.
Realizing what she had just done, the blush that had faded slightly instantly returned.
"Oh, okay? Xiaoyu, could you hand me your toothbrush? I'm going downstairs to brush my teeth." Xiao Ruanwen scratched her head, wondering why Xiaoyu was acting so startled today.
"Ah good!"
Wu Lingyu found Xiao Ruanwen's wash cup, opened the door a crack and handed it out, then quickly locked the door again.
"What was I just doing!" She covered her face with her hands again.
If someone had told her half an hour ago that she was going to take off all her clothes and spank herself in front of the mirror, she would never have believed it.
But that's exactly what she just did!
Wu Lingyu's face turned so red it looked like it was about to drip water. Fortunately, she was the only one in the toilet, and no one knew what had just happened, including her wetting her pants.
After figuring this out, she felt much better.
[The most urgent thing now is to wash my underwear!]
Wu Lingyu reached for the bath towel hanging on the door; she originally intended to take her own.
But when she saw that Fan Ge's towel was still wet, the girl was once again bewitched and changed her target. Wu Lingyu first took a shallow breath before starting to dry her body.
She felt like she was acting like a pervert in anime, but she just couldn't help wanting to do it!
[Fan Ge said he doesn't mind my appearance]
Soon, she also discovered another pair of underwear hanging on the wall.
Did Fan Ge wet his pants too?
Wu Lingyu blinked, somewhat puzzled as to why Xu Qingfan would change his underwear so early in the morning.
"I'll wash Brother Fan's too!" she muttered to herself as she dressed.
Then, her eyes widened.
Because the stains on Xu Qingfan's underwear were clearly different from hers; they looked sticky and had a smell when you got close, much like houttuynia cordata!
Wu Lingyu felt that she was blushing very easily today. For example, right now, she was holding Xu Qingfan's underwear in her hand and couldn't help but bring it to her nose and smell it.
Although I've never eaten pork, I've always seen pigs run.
Not to mention that it was taught in the junior high school biology textbook, she also flipped through the physiology and hygiene booklet that the school gave her several times.
Wu Lingyu probably, possibly, should, and is certain that she knows what the object emitting the smell of houttuynia cordata is.
[This is what the book says about giving birth to a baby]
Thinking that she would rely on this to have a baby for Fan Ge in the future, she couldn't help but move closer.
The smell was somewhat pungent, but perhaps because she knew it was Fan Ge's, she didn't find it unpleasant at all; in fact, she had a strange feeling that the more she smelled it, the more intoxicated she became.
Wu Lingyu gently scraped the stain with her finger, but it had already dried and nothing got on her hand.
Houttuynia cordata tastes pretty good.
She shook her head vigorously, trying to stop herself from letting her mind wander.
Soon, the two pairs of underwear were soaking in the basin of water, and the diligent Xiaoyu began to wash them.
[The book says boys have their period every month, just like girls do. I wonder if Fan-ge can still drink cold drinks today?]
Wu Lingyu thought about how Xu Qingfan would give her selfless care during her periods, and she wanted to do something for Brother Fan in return.
But the hygiene pamphlet didn't mention any precautions, so she decided to look it up online later!
[King Fan also needs to be taken care of!]
On the other side, Xu Qingfan was anxiously pacing back and forth at the door.
When he saw Wu Lingyu opening the door with two wet pairs of underwear in her hand, his first thought wasn't why there were two pairs, but rather a feeling that his heart, which had been hanging in suspense, had finally died.
[My illustrious reputation! Xiaoyu won't think I've done something wrong, will she?!]
"Brother Fanfan, I've finished washing you." Wu Lingyu looked at Xu Qingfan cautiously, and after seeing him nod, she ran away.
Watching Xiaoyu's retreating figure, Xu Qingfan gave a helpless, self-deprecating smile.
[Wait a minute, why is Xiaoyu holding two pairs of underwear?]
His smile froze on his face, and three big question marks inexplicably appeared above his head.
The six of us ate breakfast at home.
On the first morning after waking up in a new home, it always feels like a ritual to start cooking.
Xu Qingfan and Wu Lingyu, who were busy in the kitchen, were unusually quiet today, and would quickly look away when their eyes met.
In the end, Xu Qingfan broke the ice first: "Xiaoyu, don't misunderstand, that's just a normal physiological reaction, I didn't..."
Wu Lingyu paused in her stirring of the eggs, staring blankly at Xu Qingfan, before bursting into a smile.
She nodded seriously and said, "I know, this is a little secret between me and Brother Fan, Xiaoyu won't tell anyone."
"Since it's a little secret, Xiaoyu, can you tell me why you were carrying two pairs of underwear when you came out?" Xu Qingfan slowly approached the girl and whispered in Xiaoyu's ear.
"Oh, I... I accidentally got my underwear wet while showering."
"Huh? Why are you taking a bath all of a sudden?" Xu Qingfan pressed.
Sure enough, one lie requires countless more to cover it up. Since it was her and Fan's little secret, Wu Lingyu simply gave up and shyly whispered, "Fan, you can't tell anyone. You patted my butt and I suddenly held it in and peed."
By the end, the girl's voice was barely audible.
But Xu Qingfan heard it. His eyes widened, and he felt a strange restlessness in his heart.
"Brother Qingfan, what are you whispering about?" Lin Wanning appeared behind the two of them at some point and came forward to ask with a grin.
"what!"
Both he and Wu Lingyu were startled at the same time, but Xu Qingfan calmed down first and said, "Xiaoyu was just saying that she would cook a nice meal tonight to treat everyone, and asked me what dishes to make. Wanning, now that you know, you have to keep it a secret, understand?"
Although Lin Wanning didn't understand why making delicious food should be a secret, since Brother Qingfan said so, she obediently nodded: "Hehe, okay, Wanning promises not to tell anyone!"
[Except for Yi Yi!] she added silently in her mind.
"Okay, breakfast will be ready soon. Let's take the tea out first," Xu Qingfan said with a smile, rubbing Wan Ning's head.
"Hehe~ Okay!"
After Lin Wanning left, the two, who had something to hide, exchanged a glance and simultaneously let out a sigh of relief.
After sharing their little secret, Xu Qingfan and Wu Lingyu became noticeably more at ease, and a delicious breakfast was quickly prepared as a result.
"Fan-ge is so wicked, we'll be in the same class later, but Fan-ge will be in a separate class!"
Xu Qingfan reached out to snatch the breakfast from Xiao Ruanwen's hand, but the girl, who had anticipated this, immediately stuffed the entire sandwich into her mouth, making her mouth bulge.
"Hmph~ You won't get it!" she mumbled.
"Later, it'll definitely be the five of us in one class, and Ruan Wen will be in her own class. Who agrees and who disagrees!"
Xia Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes at him and continued to eat her breakfast slowly.
"It would be better if we were all in the same class," Wu Lingyu said, pursing her lips.
"Yeah, we're all in the same class, right, Brother Qingfan?"
"Damn it!" Zhang Yiyi and Lin Wanning high-fived, tacitly continuing the second half of the sentence.
"Okay, okay, I'm the worst. I'll be your slave for the next three years, alright?" Xu Qingfan leisurely sipped his milk tea, wishing he could live like this forever.
Xia Xiaoxiao didn't really have any hope of being in the same class as Chou Gou. She believed in fate, but she believed in probability even more, because it was impossible for two people who were in the top three in the district to be in the same class.
"Then I'm going to ride a horse when I get back!" she said angrily, trying to teach the stinky dog a lesson.
"Yes, just like last time we went swimming, Fan Ge will lie in the water while the five of us ride horses. We actually forgot to do it yesterday!" Xiao Ruanwen waved her fist eagerly.
"Hehe~ Brother Qingfan, ride!"
"Bad brother rides!"
"Hey, hey, hey~ I was just being polite, do you really think I'm some kind of animal?"
"Hmph~ Fine, fine!" the five girls said in unison.
"Hahaha"
(End of this chapter)
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