I have few friends, but many childhood sweethearts.

Chapter 335. Kissing is totally pointless!

Xu Qingfan's Adam's apple bobbed. The room was so quiet that the sound of him swallowing was clearly audible.

He wasn't the only one who was nervous. Xiao Ruanwen was gripping the hem of her clothes tightly with both hands, like a cat alerted by danger, her body taut and straight.

[I knew I shouldn't have eaten so many crayfish for lunch. I wonder if Fan Ge will mind my bad breath. Oh no, oh no, oh no!]
"Xiao Fan, hurry up! We've been waiting forever!"

Urged repeatedly by Zhang Chunxue, Xu Qingfan finally made a move.

The boy leaned forward at a moderate pace, his lips getting closer and closer to the girl's face.

Knowing she had been forced into a corner, Xiao Ruanwen felt Xu Qingfan's figure getting closer and closer. She pretended to be dead and closed her eyes. Because of the large movement, her apple cheeks were very obvious, and her small nose also wrinkled, making her look extremely cute.

As the two girls' lips drew closer, apart from the two girls involved and Zhang Chunxue, the other four girls felt a pang of anxiety.

Lin Wanning subconsciously raised her hand, as if to pull her Qingfan brother back and prevent him from kissing other girls.

But ultimately she had neither the status nor the reason to speak, so she let it go even faster.

[Waaaaah! Qingfan, you're not allowed to kiss me!]
Lin Wanning wasn't the only one who felt offended. Xia Xiaoxiao, Zhang Yiyi, and Wu Lingyu were thinking similar things, but with Zhang Chunxue egging them on, they had no excuse to stop her. It was so annoying!

[That stinky dog ​​must be so smug right now, I'm going to kiss it back tonight!]
[Mom, really. I'm not taking her to play next time!]
[When can I give my first kiss to Fan Ge?]
Let's not even mention the four girls who are being "violated in front of their husbands."

On Xu Qingfan and Xiao Ruanwen's side, the distance between their lips was now almost cos(π/2). Perhaps with just a gentle breeze, their thin lips would touch.

Or perhaps the two of them will remain in this position forever, as if time has stood still.

Xu Qingfan was panicked, and Xiao Ruanwen was even more panicked. They could both feel each other's fluctuating heartbeats, the kind of pulse that only occurs when people are extremely nervous.

Xu Qingfan didn't take any further, and Xiao Ruanwen was happy to play the ostrich, so the two of them remained in that position silently for more than ten seconds.

until.

"Give me a proper kiss!"

Without saying a word, Zhang Chunxue pushed their heads together.

The two men made a slight sound when their foreheads bumped together, which was a good sign.

But neither of them had time to pay attention to the slight pain in their foreheads. It wasn't that they didn't feel it, but the soft touch their lips instantly received occupied their entire brains. In other words, their CPUs were overheating!

At the same time, it seemed as if four heartbreaking sounds suddenly rang out in the room, accompanied by the background music of "A Plum Blossom".

[No!!!]
Lin Wanning stood up straight, then slumped back into Xia Xiaoxiao's arms.

Xia Xiaoxiao felt empty inside, but seeing Lin Wanning's behavior and remembering that she had taken away the dog's first kiss, and that Ruan Wen was on her side, she didn't feel so bad anymore.

That's how people are. When you're complaining about your bad luck, and then you suddenly find someone who's even more unlucky than you, it doesn't seem so bad anymore.

Wu Lingyu's fingernails turned white as she gripped the ground, wishing that she were the one kissing Fan Ge right now.

As for Zhang Yiyi, she looked at her mother with some resentment: [All you do is cause trouble. I'm not taking you out to play next time!]
"Oops~ I forgot to time it, let's start over in one minute!" Zhang Chunxue was completely oblivious to her daughter's resentful look and continued to prank the two people involved.

Xu Qingfan's pupils widened instantly, and he wanted to curse, but his lips were blocked by Xiao Ruanwen's.

What he himself was unwilling to admit was that when he heard these words, he felt a little secretly pleased.

Xiao Ruanwen also opened her eyes, and after seeing Xu Qingfan's dumbfounded expression, she couldn't help but laugh.

"Cough~" Her full breasts trembled, and she managed to suppress the urge by closing her eyes again.

Zhang Chunxue spread her hands out and placed them on the lower backs of the two people respectively. After pushing them back, Xu Qingfan and Xiao Ruanwen were now almost completely seated together.

Not satisfied, she grabbed Xu Qingfan's hand and put it around Xiao Ruanwen's waist. She then wrapped Xiao Ruanwen's arms around Xu Qingfan's neck in the same way before nodding contentedly.

"Hehe, alright, this is how a kiss should be! The one-minute countdown begins now!"

After saying that, Zhang Chunxue felt a chill run down her spine.

She turned around to look, and all four girls nodded at her with kind smiles.

After Zhang Chunxue turned her head back, no one noticed the blush on her face. She quietly stuck out her tongue: [I seem to have gotten a little carried away. Remember your place, Zhang Chunxue. You are Yi Yi's mother, you are an adult!]
This is actually related to Zhang Chunxue's life experience. Strictly speaking, her marriage was arranged. She had some feelings for that person, after all, he was her childhood sweetheart, but she didn't love him to the point of liking him, nor did she dislike him.

Everything was going according to the family's plan. She graduated from university at 22 and got married. She got pregnant on her first time after marriage and became pregnant with Zhang Yiyi. It wasn't until the ultrasound showed that she was carrying a girl that she broke off relations with her husband's family.

So strictly speaking, Zhang Chunxue had never actually been in a relationship, which explains her display of the enthusiasm and curiosity typical of teenage girls in this matter. However, it seems she's gone a bit too far; she stuck out her tongue and stood aside, no longer trying to stir things up.

Xu Qingfan and Xiao Ruanwen's kissing continued, though calling it a kiss wasn't quite accurate.

After all, neither of them took it any further; their lips merely touched lightly, and neither dared to even breathe loudly.

Even though it was only this level of interaction, the warm and soft woman in his arms was no pushover either; the softness he felt against his chest intoxicated him.

It too.

When you have feelings for someone, due to the surge of hormones, you may smell a pleasant fragrance about that person, even their farts may smell sweet.

At this moment, Xu Qingfan had this feeling; the delicate fragrance of jasmine surrounded his nose, a beauty he had never experienced before.

Xiao Ruanwen also felt this way. Although she didn't like Xu Qingfan, she still had a slight liking for him. Life is full of beautiful scenery, but there is only one boy as outstanding as Brother Fan.

[Why does Brother Fan smell so good? I've never noticed before.]
As if to confirm whether there was something wrong with her sense of smell, she sniffed her nose hard again, confirming that it was indeed Fan Ge's scent.

It's like springtime, with clean bedding drying in the sun, smelling of sunshine.

[Kissing is just like that, it doesn't feel that great. I don't understand why the male and female leads on TV kiss all the time!]
The naive and innocent 170cm tall girl Chu naturally didn't know that kissing required sticking out the tongue; she only thought that what she was doing with Fan Ge was kissing.

She was certain that the strange feeling she was experiencing was due to shyness from being watched by others, and had absolutely nothing to do with kissing.

[Hmph~ Kissing is no fun at all. I'm going to talk to Xiaoxiao later, it's really boring!]
As she thought about it, she felt less nervous than before and opened her eyes again.

As if by telepathy, Xu Qingfan also opened his eyes.

In an instant, their eyes met. Xiao Ruanwen blinked blankly, and Xu Qingfan blinked as well. Xiao Ruanwen blinked again, and Xu Qingfan blinked again.

The next second, Xiao Ruanwen's body began to tremble slightly, and she coughed softly as she tried to suppress a laugh.

"Cough cough."

Xiao Ruanwen had a low threshold for laughter to begin with, and after losing her initial shyness, she found it particularly funny to look at Xu Qingfan's face up close, especially when she made eye contact with him.

The four girls, who were originally feeling wronged and heartbroken, all tilted their heads in unison after hearing Xiao Ruanwen's inexplicable voice, as if a big question mark had grown on their heads.

[No, is she showing off?]
[What's so funny about this!]
Although they may express it differently, they all had roughly the same thought in their hearts at this moment.

Xiao Ruanwen's sense of humor was not something outsiders could understand. After noticing Xu Qingfan's puzzled look, she finally couldn't hold back and burst into laughter.

"Goose, goose, goose"

She started with the highest level of "goose" laughter, her lips slightly parted, her rosy lips sweeping up and down Xu Qingfan's lips, quickly moistening his originally dry lips.

"Ah, goose, goose, goose!"

Everyone was completely baffled, but Xu Qingfan was the most confused of them all.

Xiao Ruanwen's body trembled uncontrollably when she laughed. With such a soft and fragrant woman in her arms, this was like adding water to a boiling pot of oil; the consequences were predictable.

Xiao Ruanwen instantly realized that something was poking her, but the 170cm tall, innocent girl simply assumed it was Xu Qingfan's phone. Because of her ignorance, she was fearless.

The one-minute countdown rang, and Xu Qingfan immediately released his grip on Xiao Ruanwen's waist.

But the girl seemed to have laughed herself silly, forgetting to pull her arms back from his neck, and kept laughing, "Ee-e-e-e-e!"

Xu Qingfan felt ashamed and also quite bewildered. He grabbed Xiao Ruanwen's hands and then shrank back slightly, thus escaping her clutches.

Zhang Chunxue was no longer in the mood to laugh at the blushing and shy Xiao Fan. Instead, she pointed at Xiao Ruanwen, equally bewildered, and asked, "What's wrong with her?"

Xu Qingfan shook his head: "I don't know anything about chickens and ducks!"

The four girls looked at each other, clearly confused about what Xiao Ruanwen was up to.

In the end, Wu Lingyu was the most caring. She got up and went to Xiao Ruanwen, gently patting her back to soothe her: "Ruanwen, what's wrong?"

"Hahaha... Fan... Brother Fan, oh my god, Brother Fan looked so silly just now!" Xiao Ruanwen covered her stomach with her left hand and pointed at Xu Qingfan with her right hand.

"Forehead"

Xu Qingfan:
Everyone:.
(End of this chapter)