I have few friends, but many childhood sweethearts.
Chapter 301 301 I dislike Little the most
Chapter 301. I dislike Xiaoxiao the most.
After Xu Qingfan's exhilarating birthday celebration, the World Cup continued in full swing for the next two weeks.
On July 3rd, the Uruguayan Tortoise vs. Ghana saw a miraculous "Hand of God" moment; on the 7th, the Windmill Nation faced the Uruguayan Tortoise and advanced smoothly to the finals; on the 13th, in the finals, Spain and the Windmill Nation battled for 90 minutes, and in the end, Spain won 1-0 in extra time.
As expected, Xu Qingfan's subsequent predictions about the semi-finals and the champion and runner-up all came true. Whether it was him, Haowei Takeout, or the many fans who believed in him, the theme of this hot summer was destined to be only two words - harvesting vegetables!
In just over a month, Xu Qingfan's Weibo account gained more than ten million followers, making him Sina Weibo's number one internet celebrity.
In addition, the number of registered users and daily active users on Haowei Waimai's mobile app increased nearly fivefold from the original 2 million/200,000, with registered users successfully exceeding 10 million and daily active users reaching a peak of over 4 million.
During this period, something interesting happened: a kind and simple college student from a certain university distributed brochures with his own invitation code throughout the entire campus and actually managed to invite more than two hundred new users.
According to the official website's promotion, for each new user invited, you can receive a gift of 10 yuan worth of Good Taste Beans.
However, after receiving the Good Taste Beans, this person did not immediately redeem them for prizes, but instead followed Xu Qingfan's guide and kept searching for them.
He followed Xu Qingfan's instructions precisely, from the group stage all the way to the finals.
Back then, Chen Daozai won 37 million with 20 yuan. The gambling freak college student only used less than 5 yuan to print A4 paper and finally redeemed more than 300,000 yuan in vouchers.
He only discovered this because the other party was showing off their achievements under Xu Qingfan's Weibo post.
He told Zhang Chunxue about it, and his aunt was also all smiles.
That same day, an interview with the gambling-obsessed college student was published.
The interview ended with the college student's own account: "More than 300,000 yuan! I was worried they wouldn't pay, but they settled it all on the same day without hesitation. I love Aiwei Takeout, I love Gangcheng's First Deep Affection, now my food expenses are covered, right?"
As expected, the interview became an instant headline as soon as it was released, and its popularity remained high for more than a week, as if injecting a shot in the arm to boost the platform's sluggish traffic after the World Cup.
Combined with their previous university food court project, Haowei Takeaway has now captured nearly 90% of the university market nationwide. It seems inevitable that Haowei Takeaway will be able to turn the tide once smartphones become widespread.
After celebrating Wu Lingyu's birthday in July, we celebrated Xiao Ruanwen's birthday at the end of August.
In the blink of an eye, the long summer vacation has quietly come to an end.
September 1st.
Open your eyes and go outdoors for some activities, or look into the distance.
Although I haven't done eye exercises for more than two months, the muscle inertia I've developed over time is still there, and as soon as the music starts, my hands are placed where they should be.
However, since it was the beginning of the semester, the students in the class were not in a very good mood. After the eye exercises, they took the opportunity to rest their heads on their desks.
Lin Wanning originally wanted to lie down and sleep, but as soon as he lay down on the table, Xu Qingfan grabbed him by the back of the neck.
"There's only one class left before school ends, I'll go back and sleep." He rested his chin on his hand, leaning against the desk, idly flicking the girl's ahoge (cowlick).
Lin Wanning stretched and yawned, rubbing his eyes as he said, "Ha~ I won't be sleepy when I get back."
"Hehehe~ I saw our homeroom teacher say last semester that the summer before the end of junior high was the scariest time. Everyone in the class was like they were on steroids. How come they've become like this as soon as the vacation is over?" Xiao Ruanwen rocked her chair in mid-air, seemingly finding it very amusing.
"Be careful not to fall." Xia Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes at her and pushed the girl's chair off the chair.
"Who cares what others do? Our goal is to get into the district's top high school. You and Wan Ning need to do well in chemistry this semester." Xu Qingfan took out the ninth-grade chemistry textbook that had just been handed out from the drawer. The next class was chemistry.
"I'll definitely get into the high school! Even if I only get 60 on my chemistry test, I'll still get in. But I'll still work hard!" Seeing Qingfan staring at her with a death stare, Lin Wanning instantly gave a spirited promise.
"Let's all cheer each other on!" Zhang Yiyi immediately supported Wan Ning, raising her fist as she spoke.
Yes, let's cheer each other on!
"Ok!"
Their school counts the time for eye exercises during breaks, so the bell rang for class after they had only chatted for a few minutes.
Because it was the first class, the chemistry teacher walked in shortly after the bell rang.
"Hello everyone, I'm your chemistry teacher, I'm Giao Zha Zha Hui, the Hong Kong and Taiwan movie star Zha Zha Hui."
It was the same familiar opening introduction, the second time Xu Qingfan had heard it before. As always, he couldn't help but burst into laughter along with his classmates, jeering, "Teacher, stop talking nonsense!"
Sure enough, Nick Cheung immediately switched back to his local Cantonese accent: "From now on, barring any unforeseen circumstances, we will be teaching chemistry in Cantonese. That's all for now, let's begin class."
This is a humorous and witty chemistry teacher. Xu Qingfan studied chemistry for his bachelor's, master's, and doctoral degrees in his previous life, so it's hard to say that he wasn't influenced by him.
The fact that the teaching was entirely in Cantonese resulted in a few out-of-town students in the class who could only speak Mandarin consistently getting the worst grades in chemistry.
Wu Lingyu has spent so much time with them that she speaks fluent Cantonese now, so there's no need to worry. "Before class, let me ask you all a question: What is the Chemistry Department?"
"Chemistry is an experimental science!" As soon as he finished speaking, a student who had studied in advance shouted out loudly.
Zha Zha Hui shook his head: "Chemistry is everything. Everything you see in your life falls under the category of chemistry!"
"For example, some food advertisements claim that they do not contain any chemical components, even air is a chemical component. I would like to ask what they are selling. They can't be selling a vacuum-sealed bag, can they? Besides, the bag is made of polyethylene, which is also a chemical product."
Many of my classmates may not get into high school, and some may even go on to get doctorates, but in any case, I hope that after taking my class, you will no longer be deceived by some high-sounding pseudoscience.
The five girls turned around in surprise and looked at him, their expressions saying, "There are teachers like this?"
Xu Qingfan smiled and shrugged. "Let's begin class."
On the way home from school.
"Hehehe~ This chemistry teacher is so funny. It's the first time I've ever seen a teacher teach in Cantonese."
"But his Mandarin is torture to listen to the whole thing." Xia Xiaoxiao imagined that scene and immediately frowned.
"Brother Fan, is there anything in this world that doesn't belong to the category of chemistry?" Wu Lingyu was quite interested in this question.
She had been thinking about it for almost an entire class period, but it seemed that, just as the teacher had said, chemistry was everything.
“Brother Qingfan, wait a minute, that doesn’t seem right either. Brother Qingfan is also a chemistry major.” Lin Wanning wanted to answer first, but then he realized that his Brother Qingfan was also a chemistry major.
The other three girls were also thinking about this question, but none of them could come up with an answer. In the end, everyone turned their attention to Xu Qingfan.
Xu Qingfan actually knew the answer to this question. His university course on ideological and political education was definitely worthwhile. He said, "Don't listen to his nonsense. The idea that chemistry is everything is definitely wrong. It's a materialistic view that believes all phenomena in nature are produced by the interaction of matter and forces."
It exaggerates the importance of the material world while ignoring the existence and influence of non-material aspects such as human spirit and consciousness; therefore, it is wrong!
Xu Qingfan's explanation was so vague and confusing that the five girls were naturally left bewildered.
“Speak like a human!” Xia Xiaoxiao walked over and grabbed his ear.
"Hiss~ What are you doing?" Xu Qingfan reached back and grabbed the girl's armpit without any hesitation.
"Ah~ you stinky Xu Qingfan!" Xia Xiaoxiao instantly blushed and covered her chest as she ran away. This bad dog, whether on purpose or not, had just touched other parts of her body.
[It must have been intentional!]
Fortunately, only the two parties involved knew about this scene. Xu Qingfan awkwardly put his hand back in his pocket, and for some reason, he felt that the feel of his hand was very familiar.
He acted as if nothing had happened and continued casually, "Uh, to put it simply, things like philosophy, religion, thought, and the soul—things that are more idealistic—don't fall under the category of chemistry."
"Oh~" The four girls suddenly realized.
Xia Xiaoxiao glared at him, embarrassed and annoyed, pondering whether being touched by the stinky dog was a matter of idealism or materialism.
"I understand, Brother Qingfan. For example," Lin Wanning glanced shyly at Xu Qingfan before continuing, "For example, I like Brother Qingfan. That doesn't fall under the category of chemistry, right?"
"And another thing, I love the food Brother Fan makes, which doesn't fall under the category of chemistry either!"
"I hope Dad gets better!"
I hope everyone is doing well.
"Kill this Xu Qingfan!" Xia Xiaoxiao said, revealing her tiger teeth at the end.
"Haha, the little one is wrong, but everything else is right. I like Wan Ning, I like Yi Yi, I like Ruan Wen, I like Xiao Yu, and I like Zui Zui."
Xia Xiaoxiao unconsciously loosened her clenched fists, opened her mouth slightly, and forgot to retract her two canine teeth, hoping to hear from Xu Qingfan, "And I like Xiaoxiao the most!"
however.
"And I dislike Xiaoxiao the most, because these things don't even belong to the field of chemistry!"
"Aaaaaah~ You stinky Xu Qingfan! I'll bite you to death!!"
"Hahaha~ Help! Someone's trying to murder her husband!" Before the girl could pounce on him, Xu Qingfan had already started running away.
"I'm talking nonsense! You're not my husband, you're a stinking husband! Xu Qingfan, you stop right there!" Xia Xiaoxiao stomped her feet angrily and chased after him in the next instant.
"Hahaha"
(End of this chapter)
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