I have few friends, but many childhood sweethearts.
Chapter 292 292 Black Silk Maid
Chapter 292. Black Silk Maid
"Did you really put it on?" Xu Qingfan pointed to his upper lip. "Xiaoyu, I trust you the most. If Xiaoxiao forced you to say this, blink twice, and I'll spank her right now!"
After putting on the pants Wu Lingyu had given him, Xu Qingfan came out of the restroom to confront her.
The five girls stood facing the wall, with Xu Qingfan holding a feather duster behind them.
"What are you glaring at me for? I haven't even settled the score with you for drawing my pig's head yet!" Seeing Xia Xiaoxiao turn around and glare at him defiantly, Xu Qingfan smacked the girl's bottom with a feather duster.
"Hiss~ You deadbeat Xu Qingfan, explain what happened before I hear it!" Xia Xiaoxiao touched the spot where she had just been hit. Even though this stinky dog hadn't hit her very hard, being hit in front of everyone was still a huge blow to her dignity!
"I already said I don't remember when I wake up, what else do you want me to explain?" To cover up his guilty conscience, he gave the girl's bottom another smack.
"Brother Fan, I'm sorry, it was me who drew it," Wu Lingyu said softly, her head bowed.
"Qingfan-gege's cat whiskers were drawn by me and Yiyi." Lin Wanning didn't feel scared at all and just kept laughing.
In addition, Xiao Ruanwen's incessant goose calls brought a smile to Xu Qingfan's face.
"Aren't you proud of yourself?" He turned and glared at the girl.
"Waaah~" Lin Wanning immediately turned into a little girl who had done something wrong and faced the white wall again, withdrawing into herself.
"And you, you goose monster, it's obvious who drew the dog on my face." He swung the feather duster, creating a gust of wind, but when it landed, it had less than a fraction of its original force.
"That's edible, Brother Fan, it's a shame you washed it away." Xiao Ruanwen covered her buttocks, wary that Xu Qingfan might unsportsmanlikely hit her back.
"You're either drawing on my forehead or my cheeks. Am I some kind of lizard man who can stick out his tongue and lick himself?" Xu Qingfan's mind went blank, and he changed his approach, slapping the girl's bare calf instead.
Although he didn't use much force, a faint red mark still appeared on Xiao Ruanwen's smooth, fair skin.
"Ouch~" the girl complained, rubbing the spot where she had been hit. "But there's still Xiaoyu's to eat!"
Thinking of the place where Xiaoyu had doodled, she couldn't help but start laughing again.
"Brother Fan, I'm sorry, I didn't expect it to happen." Wu Lingyu didn't dare to laugh with everyone and buried her head even lower.
"Alright, alright, I haven't even had breakfast yet. Did you not prepare breakfast for me?" Xu Qingfan hadn't really intended to do anything to them.
"No way!" To everyone's surprise, Wu Lingyu grabbed his hand firmly. "Brother Fan, spank me instead."
However, when she mentioned the word "buttocks," all the momentum she had built up vanished instantly, and the girl reverted to her usual timid self.
"Ok?"
Including Xu Qingfan, the five of them stared at Xiaoyu with strange expressions, since such a niche topic was rarely heard from others.
Wu Lingyu felt shy under their gazes, a faint blush rising on her cheeks. She dared not look directly at them, yet she couldn't help but steal glances at the boy, a strange mix of shyness and excitement welling up inside her.
"There should be punishment for making mistakes so that you won't repeat the same mistake next time," she said in a voice barely above a whisper.
"Pfft!" If this were a movie shoot, all five of them would be lying on the ground by now.
But Wu Lingyu was indeed that kind of person, so the four girls had no choice but to turn their gazes toward Xu Qingfan.
soon.
Wu Lingyu was pinned down on the dining table by Xiao Ruanwen and Xia Xiaoxiao, one on each side. Behind her stood Xu Qingfan, the owner of the feather duster, while Lin Wanning and Zhang Yiyi, who were holding hands and eating melons, stood by her side.
"Do you know you were wrong?" he asked procedurally before spanking her.
"Brother Fan, I know I was wrong. I will never do it again." Wu Lingyu closed her eyes and swore.
A few moments later, Wu Lingyu's cheeks flushed red as she covered the spot where she had just been hit, enduring the teasing from the four girls.
"Okay, where's my breakfast? You didn't prepare breakfast for me, did you?"
After Xu Qingfan put the feather duster away and returned, they reunited.
The five girls walked up behind Xu Qingfan and pushed him toward the kitchen.
"What? You don't expect me, the birthday girl, to cook breakfast for you, do you?" Xu Qingfan looked back at the five girls with a suspicious expression, but they all remained silent.
When he arrived at the kitchen door, he was pushed back by five people and stumbled a couple of steps. After regaining his balance, he looked up and saw five identical bowls of noodles on the cupboard.
Apart from the different colors of the bowls and chopsticks used to serve the noodles, there is no visible difference in the thickness of the noodles or the arrangement of the vegetables.
The second activity was suggested by Zhang Yiyi, so naturally she had to explain it: "These five bowls of noodles were made by the five of us. Brother, can you guess who they are? There's a surprise if you guess right!"
Xu Qingfan flicked the girl's forehead, "Is there a punishment if I guess wrong?"
Zhang Yi took a small step back, interlaced her two index fingers, and said with a smile, "There's no punishment for guessing wrong, oh!"
"Brother Qingfan, hurry up and eat, it won't taste good if it gets cold!" Lin Wanning smiled sweetly, her eyes sparkling with playful light.
"Okay, let's eat now." Xu Qingfan said, picking up the first bowl of noodles. It tasted very ordinary, but he couldn't taste anything special.
The portion of noodles was only a few bites. After finishing the first bowl, he didn't rush to guess and picked up the second bowl of noodles.
It tasted exactly the same as before. After finishing the noodles and soup, he picked up the third bowl, then the fourth, and the fifth.
They all taste the same!
Xu Qingfan's gaze swept across the five girls' faces. He imitated Shinichi Kudo's signature move, pushed up his glasses, and said, "There's only one truth: you all made these five bowls of noodles together!"
"Wow!" "Brother Qingfan is amazing!"
"I knew Brother Fan would guess it!"
"Hahaha~ Little one, you lost! Hurry up and accept your loss!"
The five girls seemed to have a bet. Xia Xiaoxiao stomped her foot in frustration and then pushed Xu Qingfan away.
"Hey~ Can someone explain to me what we're going to do now?" He was pushed out of the kitchen by the five girls again, as if he had no rights.
"You'll see when you come along, Brother Fan!"
"That's great news, Brother Qingfan!"
"A reward for my brother!"
"."
ten minutes later.
Xu Qingfan looked at Xia Xiaoxiao, who had completely changed, and swallowed his saliva uncontrollably.
Xia Xiaoxiao, dressed in a black silk maid outfit, was standing prettily in front of him.
Since it was the first time she had worn this in front of Xu Qingfan, she bit her lip shyly, a blush on her face, while also exuding an air of unwillingness, as if she was trying hard to maintain her dignity.
Seeing that the stinky dog kept staring at her long, black-stockinged legs, Xia Xiaoxin felt a little pleased, but also clenched her fists as if to protect her proud and aloof personality, and glared at him with a super fierce expression.
"What are you looking at? Turn around and I'll give you a massage!"
Xu Qingfan exclaimed that it was exactly what he wanted, exactly what he wanted—that look of looking down on trash, and then trampling you underfoot.
He didn't dare to think too much, worried that his brain might be controlled by some strange things, so Xu Qingfan obediently turned around.
"Hehe~ Brother Qingfan looks good, right? Yiyi and I also have some, but you guessed right!" Lin Wanning was unhappy that Brother Qingfan was staring at Xiaoxiao so intently, so she leaned closer to him and tempted him.
"Nonsense, I don't like any of this!" Xu Qingfan put on a gentlemanly demeanor, but for some reason his originally straight back hunched over.
"I wonder who was staring so intently just now." Xia Xiaoxiao thought to herself with a hint of smugness as she stood behind him, massaging his shoulders.
"Don't even mention Fan Ge, I couldn't take my eyes off her either!" Xiao Ruanwen couldn't help but reach out and caress her thigh in stockings.
"Hey~ Get away from me!"
"Xiaoyu, you should touch it too, it feels so good!"
"Ah, never mind." Wu Lingyu had been lost in thought about what Fan-ge's expression would be when he saw her wearing stockings, but now, looking at Xu Qingfan, she couldn't help but blush again.
Zhang Yiyi raised her camera and took pictures of the maid Xiaoxiao from multiple angles, so she could show them to her brother later!
When it was time to massage her legs, Xu Qingfan was finally able to admire Xiao Xiao's limited edition maid outfit once again.
High heels, black stockings, and a bow—who wouldn't be confused by such a combination?
Especially the way the girl was squatting at that moment, with her smooth and shiny black stockings clinging to her skin, showcasing her alluring curves.
"Have you seen enough?!" Seeing that Xu Qingfan didn't even blink, the girl pinched his thigh hard.
"Hiss~ You're such a negligent maid, how dare you hit your master!"
"Hehe. Just kidding." Seeing Xia Xiaoxiao's hand ready to pinch his flesh at any moment, Xu Qingfan quickly changed his words.
"Hmph~" Xia Xiaoxiao was actually quite shy inside. She would never normally wear such revealing clothes to show to others!
But Xu Qingfan is no ordinary person, and today is Chou Gou's birthday.
[He got off too easy!]
After giving him a perfunctory massage, Xia Xiaoxiao ran out of the bedroom with a flushed face.
If someone's with you, it's fine, but if you're dressed up all by yourself in front of that stinky dog, it's really embarrassing.
After the black stockings disappeared from sight, Xu Qingfan reluctantly looked away and asked:
"Bring out all the other tricks you have to test your cadres!"
"Yes, the next thing is for the five of us to wear maid outfits and give you a massage!" Xiao Ruanwen joked.
"Okay, okay, when do we start?" Xu Qingfan's eyes lit up as he looked at the girl's trembling chest and asked.
"Haha~ You big dummy, Brother Fan always thinks of good things!"
"Brother Qingfan's next activity is outdoors, and the massage won't be done so soon." Lin Wanning opened the notes app on his phone to check.
"They actually offer massages?"
"Hee hee~"
"Keep it secret!"
After Xia Xiaoxiao changed back into her original clothes, Xu Qingfan was once again pushed away by the five people.
This was destined to be an eventful morning.
(End of this chapter)
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