I have few friends, but many childhood sweethearts.

Chapter 213. Yi Yi and I are not stupid dogs.

In the first few days of winter vacation, Xu Qingfan drew a picture of the camera app based on his memory of it. After asking Zhang Yiyi and Lin Wanning to help polish the design and redraw the original, the task was completed.

After all, the technical design of a selfie stick is not complicated. It consists of a retractable stick, a phone holder, and a Bluetooth remote control for taking photos or a button at the bottom.

Xu Qingfan spent some time roughly making a simple selfie stick, and Lin Wanning and Zhang Yiyi stood behind the camera to act as Bluetooth photo assistants, demonstrating his idea to Zhang Chunxue.

"Auntie, don't you think people look better when taken from a high angle? Of course, Auntie, your beauty is flawless from every angle, so it doesn't really have much to do with the selfie stick." Xu Qingfan took the phone off the stand and showed her the photo he had just taken.

"Pfft~ Don't try to sweet-talk your aunt." Zhang Chunxue raised her hand and patted lightly, the faint scent of perfume wafting out with the movement, refreshing and pleasant.

"No way, Auntie is naturally beautiful, even prettier than the stars on TV, Wan Ning, don't you agree?" Xu Qingfan said, setting the photo on his phone as his screensaver and showing it to her.

"Yes, yes, Auntie is the prettiest!"

"Mommy, you look so beautiful!"

"You brat, this is Auntie's phone!" Zhang Chunxue glared at him and snatched her phone back.

The original screensaver was a selfie of her and her daughter Zhang Yiyi. The photo was quite nice; the boy was wearing a clean white shirt with a light beard that he hadn't shaved off, making him look youthful and sunny. The woman was wearing a custom-made fitted black suit, with long, wavy black hair and a confident center parting in her bangs, making her look mature and elegant.

Xu Qingfan is now 1.7 meters tall. The two in the photo look to be no more than ten years apart in age. If you said they were siblings, people would probably believe it.

After taking a closer look at the photo, Zhang Chunxue nodded in satisfaction, turned off her phone, and put it back in her bag.

"I wouldn't use your phone if it weren't yours, but Auntie, I'm jealous that you always use Yi-Yi's picture as your screensaver. You have to use mine too!"

Zhang Chunxue raised her hand and slapped the back of Xu Qingfan's head, scolding him, "So according to you, if you don't use Auntie's picture as your phone wallpaper, should I also be jealous?"

Xu Qingfan was speechless for a moment, because his screensaver was always a selfie of the six of them. Basically, every time they went somewhere together, they would take a picture, and then he would change it to a new one.

"Speechless now, huh?" Zhang Chunxue tapped his head again before saying seriously, "The selfie stick idea is pretty good. I'll help you apply for a patent later."

In her opinion, it would be good enough if such a small gadget could earn a few million yuan, and it was not worth the trouble. After all, the penetration rate of smartphones in China is still very low. What can you do with a touchscreen phone that costs five or six thousand yuan?
Since I'm going to make phone calls anyway, I might as well spend five or six hundred yuan to top up my phone credit and use the free China Telecom phone.

"Hehe~ Thank you, the number one kind auntie in the world!" Xu Qingfan, like a lackey, got up and scurried over to Zhang Chunxue's back. "Auntie, let me give you a massage!"

"Okay, I'll just massage my shoulders. I haven't been wearing high heels much lately," Zhang Chunxue said somewhat awkwardly, recalling the awkwardness of that day.

"Trying to lie again, huh? I saw your high heels outside as soon as I walked in, you must wear them a lot!"

"That's because the sun is nice today, so I'm drying my shoes. Hmm~ Xiao Fan, give it a little more pressure." Xu Qingfan's massage technique was excellent, and Zhang Chunxue soon closed her eyes, comfortably enjoying the massage.

"Auntie, you can't lie to me like this just because I'm not well-educated. Do you have to dry your high heels in the sun too?"

"Uh..." Now it was Zhang Chunxue's turn to be choked. She thought for a long time but couldn't think of a way to answer, so she simply shut her mouth and pretended to be dead.

"Brother Qingfan, Yiyi and I also need a massage. This semester has been so tough studying!" Lin Wanning and Zhang Yiyi had also enjoyed Xu Qingfan's massage services. Every time they finished the 800-meter run in physical education, he would use his family's traditional techniques to help the five girls relax their fascia.

"Okay, after I finish massaging the auntie, I'll massage you too."

The thought of blushing and screaming in pain, to be watched by her daughter and Wan Ning, made Zhang Chunxue even more shy. Despite being over thirty, she felt as nervous as a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl.

Fortunately, a phone call saved her.

"Good afternoon, Mr. Zhang. There's a document in the company that needs your signature. Shall I bring it over now?" The call was on speakerphone, so the others in the room could hear it as well.

"Ahem~ No need, I have to go back to the company." After she finished speaking, she hung up the phone and said to Xu Qingfan with great regret, "Looks like we'll have to wait until next time. You three stay home and behave yourselves."

"Auntie, you're busy. Just call me if you're ever feeling unwell. I'm available 24/7!" Xu Qingfan said, waving his middle and index fingers together on his forehead. "Auntie, please be careful on the road."

"Mom, drive carefully."

"Okay, thank you Wan Ning and darling Yi Yi." She slung her bag over her shoulder and hugged them both, then poked Xu Qingfan's forehead with her index finger. "Yi Yi has complained to me so many times about how you guys haven't been releasing any new comics. When are you going to release a new one?"

"mom!"

"Alright, I'm heading out now. Be careful if you go out to play." Seeing her daughter's anxious little face, Zhang Chunxue waved goodbye to the three of them with a happy heart.

"Brother, I didn't." After her mother left, Zhang Yiyi hurriedly explained.

She only told her mother that the comic hadn't been published in a long time, but she never complained about her brother. In her haste, she even used the sign language she had learned as a child.

"Brother Qingfan will definitely not complain about you. Auntie was wrong just now!" Lin Wanning was also anxious to explain for her good friend, afraid that Xu Qingfan would be unhappy because of this.

"We just said it's a pity that the comic hasn't been released in a long time, we've never complained about Brother Qingfan!"

With Lin Wanning acting as a mouth double, Zhang Yiyi nodded vigorously from the side.

Seeing the two girls so anxious they were about to cry, Xu Qingfan felt a warmth in his heart, like drinking a cup of hot tea on a cold winter night.

The next second, he used sign language he had learned to say, "I believe you."

Lin Wanning hadn't reacted yet, but Zhang Yiyi burst into laughter when she saw his actions.

"You two silly dogs, we've known each other for so long. Even if you did say something to complain about me, I wouldn't be angry." Xu Qingfan reached out and hugged the two of them, then continued, "If Wan Ning and Yi Yi complain about me at the same time, then it must be something I did wrong, and I should correct it. Why would I be angry!"

"Brother Qingfan~"

"Brother~"

The two girls simultaneously hugged his arms and acted coquettishly, "Brother Qingfan is the absolute, ...

“Yes!” Zhang Yiyi nodded in complete agreement.

Xu Qingfan was about to say that she and Yi Yi were also the best sisters in the world, but she immediately realized the trap involved and decisively changed her words, saying, "That's because you deserve it."

"Hehe~ Brother Qingfan is the best!"

"Uh-huh!"

Xu Qingfan nestled on the sofa with the two girls in his arms for a long time, while the TV played "Go Master 2," a show that all three of them loved.

suddenly.

"Brother Qingfan," Lin Wanning called softly.

"how?"

"Yi Yi and I are not stupid dogs."

"Hahaha, you guys aren't stupid dogs, you're not."

"Whee!"

(End of this chapter)