I have few friends, but many childhood sweethearts.

Chapter 152. Xia Xiaoxiao, who always wanted to be Xu Qingfan's mother.

"What are you doing?" Xia Xiaoxiao's face was full of disgust as Xu Qingfan slapped the back of her hand for no reason.

"Who told you to drink iced cola? Go drink hot water!" Xu Qingfan snatched the can of Coca-Cola from her hand and put it back in the refrigerator.

"Tsk~ I'm not in pain, what's wrong with drinking iced cola!" Xia Xiaoxiao said confidently, hands on her hips.

Xu Qingfan smiled dismissively, thinking to himself: [You don't feel pain now, but you'll suffer in a few years!]
"Burp~ Anyway, I'm not giving you any water. Go drink some hot water, or I'll never have a seasoning packet for instant noodles again!" Xu Qingfan opened a can of cola with a smug look on his face, took a big gulp, and then burped in front of the girl.

"You!" Xia Xiaoxiao stood there angrily for more than ten seconds.

"What do you mean 'what do you mean'? Go drink some hot water. You can't drink any iced drinks or eat ice cream this week!" Xu Qingfan said to her after closing the refrigerator.

"You nagging old man, if you don't want to drink, then don't! But if you drink 100-degree hot water, will you be satisfied if you scald me to death?" Xia Xiaoxiao angrily picked up the thermos and poured water into her cup.

"You don't appreciate kindness! Is your sanitary napkin expired? Go to the bathroom and change it!" He tiptoed, patted Xia Xiaoxiao's head, and turned to walk out of the kitchen.

Xia Xiaoxiao gave him a strange look, washed the water glass and put it away, then sneaked off to the toilet.

The girl rolled up the used sanitary napkin and threw it into the trash can. After washing and drying her hands, she took out her phone and started editing.

【If you are well, then it is a sunny day: [awkward][awkward][awkward] Xu Qingfan is definitely a pervert, he reminded me to change to that one again!】 Xia Xiaoxiao left a message in the QQ group that only had the five of them.

Xiao Ruanwen quickly saw the message and replied, "[The world is bad, but I'm very gentle: I'm actually quite curious how Brother Fan knows all this. He seems to know more than us girls! [Grinning face]]"

[Xia Xiaoxiao: Please remove the feelings, thank you!]

[Youth is like sugar, sweet to the point of sadness: Maybe Brother Qingfan studied online specially for us. Brother Qingfan is not a pervert!] Lin Wanning, who was playing Speed ​​Drifters at home, joined in after hearing the frequent beeping sounds.

[Xia Xiaoxiao: You can't just say that to a girl like that, it's so embarrassing!]

[The Little Match Girl: Good morning everyone, I'm home safely!] Wu Lingyu, who was at home in Gangcheng, saw the lively chat group and edited a message using the nine-square grid.

Xu Qingfan helped Wu Lingyu set up her QQ account and online name. Wu Lingyu felt that there must be a reason why Brother Fan did it this way, so she never changed it.

[Xiao Ruanwen: Is Xiaoyu's father feeling any better?]

[Lin Wanning: Xiaoyu's father will definitely overcome this illness!]

【.】

All the women left messages wishing Wu Lingyu's father good health. Xia Xiaoxiao also sent a blessing message, then smiled, put away her phone, and got up to leave the bathroom.

"Hiss~ Why are you taking such a shortcut!" Xia Xiaoxiao returned to her room and sat next to Xu Qingfan to watch him play QQ Speed. She shook her head after a while because of his cringeworthy gameplay.

"Don't yell, don't yell, I'm still number one!" Xu Qingfan operated his big Q without turning his head.

"Depend on!"

"Look! I'm not number one anymore." Xia Xiaoxiao said triumphantly, gripping the stool with both hands and dangling her feet in the air.

It turned out that Xu Qingfan accidentally bumped into the wall when he tried to overtake the second shortcut, and was overtaken by the three people behind him.

"If you hadn't told me to take the shortcut, would I have crashed? Watch closely, I'm serious!" Xu Qingfan said, straightening his back.

"Tch~ Do you want to order something worse, Xu Qingfan!" Xia Xiaoxiao couldn't help but laugh when she saw him turn and crash into the wall even when he wasn't taking the shortcut.

"Come on, come on!" The map of the eleven cities has two laps. After finishing the first lap, Xu Qingfan stood up and gave up his spot.

"Watch closely, I'll do it!" Xia Xiaoxiao bent down to take the keyboard, sat down again, and began to operate the computer with full concentration.

The girl's gaming talent is undeniable; every drift is a precise close-to-the-wall drift, followed by a double boost and a nitro boost, and as soon as the nitro runs out, she immediately gets another one.

Xu Qingfan ran the first lap in one minute and thirty-eight seconds, Xia Xiaoxiao's final total time was two minutes and forty-nine seconds, and the second place finished just before the countdown ended.

"Hmph~" Xia Xiaoxiao raised her chin defiantly.

"Awesome, awesome!" Xu Qingfan gave a thumbs-up to the boss from the side.

In the Eleven Cities map, even among elementary school students, few can get under three minutes. Xia Xiaoxiao's best record is two minutes and eighteen seconds, and that's in this version without fancy pets and gems, which can be considered professional level.

The game screen returned to the room. Since Xu Qingfan had just won first place, his account naturally became the room owner. Xia Xiaoxiao kicked everyone else out and invited herself to join from her friends list.

"Why don't you buy clothes? You look awful." Xia Xiaoxiao was speechless at Xu Qingfan's haphazardly dressed appearance.

"I'll definitely use my points to buy a car first! Look, I already have a permanent B-class car, and none of you do!"

"Tch~ They can't outrun me even with their handcarts!" Xia Xiaoxiao rested her chin on her hand, opened the game store to help Xu Qingfan's character choose clothes, and asked, "Can I use your points?"

"Use it however you want, I've already bought the car anyway." He basically completes all the daily tasks on his account. Except for buying items with the vouchers when they're about to expire at the end of the month, he still has over 10,000 points left.

"How can you resist using it?" Xia Xiaoxiao exclaimed in admiration at his Ninja Turtle-like behavior.

"There's nothing much to buy anyway, and the points won't expire," Xu Qingfan replied casually.

Xia Xiaoxiao started by choosing a hairstyle, and after picking a white hairstyle that caught her eye, she switched back to her game screen. The girl nodded in satisfaction and then clicked to purchase it permanently.

Xia Xiaoxiao wore a white princess dress and crystal shoes, and the girl copied her style by choosing a white dress and white shoes for Xu Qingfan.

"What are you doing? You're not thinking of getting matching outfits, are you?" Xu Qingfan said, feeling like he had discovered some incredible secret.

Xia Xiaoxiao was startled; this was indeed her plan.

[We've been discovered!]
"Xu Qingfan, stop being shameless! I just thought my outfit looked good, so I was too lazy to pick one for you and just copied mine!" Xia Xiaoxiao wrinkled her nose and glared at him fiercely and cutely.

"Ah yes yes!"

"Hmph~ At most, we're father and daughter, pshaw, pshaw, at most we're mother and son in matching outfits!"

"Hahaha!" Xu Qingfan pointed at the girl who was talking incoherently and laughed, "So it's a father-daughter outfit, my good daughter!"

"It's a mother-daughter outfit, it's a mother-son outfit!!!" Xia Xiaoxiao squinted at him fiercely, her two beautiful eye bags as beautiful as a painting.

"Hahaha~" Xu Qingfan clutched his stomach and laughed wildly, "Mother and daughter outfits, hahaha!"

"Xu Qingfan!!!"

Seeing that the other person was laughing so hard that he was almost lying on the ground, Xia Xiaoxiao got annoyed, pushed him down onto the bed, pressed down on his shoulders with both hands, and straddled him.

"Haha~ What are you doing, you idiot!"

"Don't laugh!" Xia Xiaoxiao looked down at him, glancing around the room for a suitable object to teach him a lesson.

"Haha. Stop laughing. Don't press me down!" Xu Qingfan stopped laughing, and when his eyes met Xia Xiaoxiao's, he couldn't help but look away.

Xia Xiaoxiao was only wearing a loose T-shirt today, and when she leaned forward, her collar inevitably swayed forward as well, revealing a glimpse of her budding breasts. Xu Qingfan didn't react much to this, after all, he wasn't a pervert. "Who's the father and who's the son?" Xia Xiaoxiao asked him fiercely.

"White."

"Huh?" Xia Xiaoxiao blinked in confusion, then looked down at Xu Qingfan's gaze. "Xu Qingfan, you filthy scoundrel!" The next second, she immediately sprang to her feet and moved three meters away from the little pervert.

"Tsk tsk tsk~ The world is going to the dogs and morality is declining. Boys must protect themselves when they're out there. Being oppressed and forced to call someone 'daddy' is just too much of a pervert in this society!" Xu Qingfan covered himself with the blanket, looking like he was already corrupt.

"Get out!" Xia Xiaoxiao was so angry she laughed, and picked up a tissue from the table and threw it at him.

The two played around in the room for a while, which ended with Xu Qingfan being pinned down on the bed by Xia Xiaoxiao again.

"Let me go! Xia Xiaoxiao, let me tell you, you'll only be smug for the next two years. When I pin you down in a couple of years, you'll lose face!" Xu Qingfan's face was pressed against the bed, and Xia Xiaoxiao sat on his waist, occasionally slapping his buttocks with her hand.

"You're asking for it!"

"Smack!" The girl slapped him hard on the butt.

"Xia Xiaoxiao, are you a dog?!"

"Snapped!"

"Let me go! I'll apologize, okay?!"

"Snapped!"

"Xia Xiaoxiao!!!" Xu Qingfan stood up in berserk mode, but it was to no avail.

When he was a child, he could only suppress Xia Xiaoxiao when he was six to ten years old. If he missed those four years, he would be at the mercy of others.

"Call me Mom!"

"Do you believe I'll tell your mother?!"

"Snapped!"

"I was wrong, okay? Or I'll show you how I got back at you!"

"Xu Qingfan, can you be any more shameless!" Xia Xiaoxiao slapped Xu Qingfan seven or eight more times before getting off him, turning around, and lying down next to him panting as if she was tired from hitting him.

Xu Qingfan was also a little tired, so he turned over and lay on the bed, panting.

"Don't you know that men and women shouldn't touch each other? Get off my bed right now!" he said, kicking Xia Xiaoxiao.

"Then why are you always sticking up to Lin Wanning in class, face to face!" Xia Xiaoxiao kicked him back, not wanting to be outdone.

Xu Qingfan choked, "How can Wan Ning be the same? Besides, we were whispering, not talking all the time!"

"Then I."

Xia Xiaoxiao was about to say in a fit of pique that she would go back and whisper to the boys in her group like that, but then she thought about why she should make herself suffer. She was still quite averse to having physical contact with any male other than Xu Qingfan.

"When the time comes, Abbess Miejue will say you two are having an early romance and drag you to her office for a lecture!"

"She dares to do that? I'm a three-time national math Olympiad gold medalist, and even the principal doesn't dare to raise his voice at me!"

"Why are you so annoying? You just can't have close contact with the opposite sex. You're all grown up now, not a child anymore. Even Lin Wanning is not allowed!" Xia Xiaoxiao slapped the mattress and got up from the bed to say.

"But you were just pressing down on me!"

"I...we are different!"

Xu Qingfan: ? ? ?

"Aren't you annoying? Aunt Yao asked me to look after you, so I'm your surrogate mother!"

"Pfft~ Aunt Lin asked me to keep an eye on you, so am I your surrogate father?" Xu Qingfan couldn't help but say.

"You wish! Wait until you're taller than me!" Xia Xiaoxiao glared at him and sat back down at the computer.

"Remember this, when I'm taller than you, you'll call me Dad!" Xu Qingfan said, getting up from the bed.

"Just think, unless you call me Mom before then!" Xia Xiaoxiao was secretly planning that she would just deny it when the day came, but she had to get the benefits first.

"Get lost!" However, Xu Qingfan was not fooled.

He glanced at the time on his computer; it was already past 10 a.m. "You're really not going to lunch with Uncle Zhang Yiyi?"

"No, I don't know them. I'll eat at home!" the girl said, shaking her head.

"Zhang Yiyi and Lin Wanning are going too? Really not?"

"No, no, if you want to go, go by yourself, don't bother me while I'm playing!" Xia Xiaoxiao turned the game to full screen and started another game shortly after.

"Whatever you like. If there's anything good to eat, I'll pack it up for you." Xu Qingfan opened the drawer and took out a pair of clean socks.

Three years ago, Zhang Chaoqun was promoted because of a hilarious daily life comic, and the comic also caught the attention of his superiors.

The comic strip, which was originally distributed only in the city, suddenly expanded to the entire province, and soon after, to the whole country.

Five more episodes of the anti-fraud series were released, but these had nothing to do with the three of them anymore. They licensed the IP to the official team, and the national team took over the work of Xu Qingfan, Lin Wanning, and Zhang Yiyi.

It may seem like they were the ones who suffered a loss, but that's not actually the case.

Because the copyright IP of the hilarious daily life animation is in the hands of these three people, the value of the IP is increasing day by day as the popularity of the animation characters increases.

Take the simplest peripheral figurines as an example. In recent years, they have earned several million yuan just from licensing toy factories, not even counting other intangible assets.

The popularity of "Hilarious Daily Life" also boosted the sales of the previous issues' official books, which sold several million copies.

He entrusted Zhang Chunxue to buy stocks or invest in Haowei Duck Neck with the money in his bank card. Xu Qingfan can no longer say how much wealth he has. The most outrageous thing is that his parents were still kept in the dark about all that he had done.

Xu Qingfan was well aware of his own limitations. He knew that he had achieved so much thanks to Zhang Chunxue's help. Although he had also helped her a lot, Xu Qingfan was still very grateful to her.

Zhang Chaoqun was promoted step by step because of his outstanding performance in publicity work. After all, no normal person would think that the three children could have done this, so the credit naturally went to Zhang Chaoqun.

Now that three years have passed, Zhang Chaoqun is about to be promoted again, taking advantage of this adjustment.

With only a few days left before his training at the Party School, Zhang Chaoqun wanted to take the opportunity at the farewell dinner to thank the three of them.

(End of this chapter)