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Chapter 339 Mrs. Nakamori! How effective is my fantasy version of myself?
Jianggutian High School, second year class B.

After finishing breakfast, Nakamori Aoko went straight to school, went to her classroom, sat down in her seat, and began to ponder deeply.

"What's wrong with Dad and Mom? Why are they always sleeping in separate rooms?"

Because Nakamori Aoko and Nakamori Ginzo had excellent upbringing, there were some things that Nakamori Aoko was completely unaware of.

Of course, Nakamori Aoko still knows some basic physiological knowledge.

After all, these are things that schools teach, and even after entering high school, there are health teachers who teach these things, so she is very clear about the basic common sense.

However, Nakamori Aoko was naturally unaware of this kind of pain experienced by middle-aged men.

And no one would tell Nakamori Aoko that these were her own unspeakable secrets; how could she possibly tell a young girl?

And so, Nakamori Aoko could only rack her brains.

"If Akako were still here, that would be great." Nakamori Aoko glanced at where Koizumi Akako was sitting and sighed, "Akako knows a lot, she would definitely know why."

Compared to a high school student like Nakamori Aoko, Koizumi Akako certainly knew a lot more.

In any case, Koizumi Akako is a witch, no longer a normal high school student, so she naturally knows much more than Nakamori Aoko.

"it hurts."

Just then, a familiar voice reached Nakamori Aoko's ears. She turned around and saw her childhood friend, Kuroba Kaito.

However, today's Kaito Kuroba is very different from yesterday's Kaito Kuroba.

Because this guy was hunched over, clutching his stomach, and often looked like he was in pain, he appeared very listless.

"Kaito, what's wrong with you?" Nakamori Aoko asked without hesitation. "You look listless; this isn't like you at all!"

Kaito Kuroba is usually a walking prankster.

He would occasionally perform a magic trick in class, and then cause a ruckus.

It was precisely because of Kaito Kuroba, this lively character, that their class was known by the other students as the happiest class at Ekoda High School.

It's all because of that guy, Kaito Kuroba.

But today, Kaito Kuroba is acting very strangely; he's not like his usual self at all.

Upon hearing Aoko Nakamori's voice, Kaito Kuroba instinctively straightened up, but the pain in his body caused his cheeks to twitch and contort into a grimace: "I'm fine!"

fine?

Nakamori Aoko looked at Kuroba Kaito's contorted face; he didn't look like he was alright.

As Kaito Kuroba's childhood friend, Aoko Nakamori naturally had to take good care of her.

Although this guy is always trying to amuse her, she still needs to be taken care of in this kind of situation.

"You don't seem to be alright?" Nakamori Aoko quickly walked to Kuroba Kaito's side and asked softly, "Are you feeling unwell? Should we go to the infirmary?"

"The infirmary?" Kaito Kuroba quickly shook his head: "No, no, I'm fine."

"I just had an upset stomach last night and I'm feeling a little unwell. I'll be fine after a rest."

But in reality, Kaito Kuroba's current state was caused by Kitahara Natsuhiro and Chikage Kuroba engaging in a mixed doubles match.

And they were particularly ruthless, targeting whatever hurt the most.

Kitahara Natsuyu is half-human and half-demon, and has a deep understanding of the body's structure, while Kuroba Chikage is a former phantom thief, skilled in combat, and also knowledgeable about the body's structure.

So the two of them knew how to strike without killing the person, while still causing them great pain.

Therefore, Kaito Kuroba only suffered some superficial wounds; he didn't have any internal injuries at all, and he was just in pain.

It should heal in a few days; it's not a big problem.

This is the loving education that Kitahara Natsuyu and Kuroba Chikage have given to Kaito Kuroba. They really went to great lengths for him!
Unfortunately, Kaito is really a handful.

"Stomach discomfort?" Nakamori Aoko looked suspicious. "It doesn't look like a stomachache to me."

"Or are you plotting something bad again!"

Snapped!
As soon as she finished speaking, Nakamori Aoko chuckled and slapped Kuroba Kaito across the face.

They were childhood friends and knew each other very well, so they often bickered and teased each other, and she was often the one being teased by Kaito Kuroba.

So this slap is nothing at all.

However, this slap wouldn't have been a problem under normal circumstances; Kaito Kuroba wouldn't have cared about it at all, and would at most retaliate.

And now.
Kaito Kuroba jumped up, his face flushed, and he even tried to curl up on the ground to relieve the pain!
There was nothing he could do; his body was covered in superficial wounds, and his upper body was entirely bruised and purple, showing signs of being beaten.

So when Nakamori Aoko slapped him, it caused Kuroba Kaito to die of pain!
But Kaito Kuroba had to endure the excruciating pain in his body and couldn't cry out.

hateful!

hateful!

hateful!

Why did Nakamori Aoko have to take a picture of me at this time? It really hurts so much!

And then there's my mom and that guy Kitahara Natsuyu, they just kept rubbing it on wherever it hurt, and I was in pain all night, I couldn't sleep at all.

My mom is really something. Now that she has a man, she doesn't want her son anymore. She's so ruthless.

All I did was disobey, and instead of stopping them, they even helped fight. It's really too much.

I wish your instant noodles didn't have seasoning packets!
Kaito Kuroba uttered a vicious curse.

However, apart from the pain, Kaito Kuroba didn't feel uncomfortable anywhere else on his body.

These two guys are really skilled. Should I learn from them?
As a perfectionist, Kaito Kuroba is still trying to improve himself even under these circumstances.

After all, he can't just take the beatings himself; sometimes he has to hit others back.

For example, his cocky cousin, who always acts all high and mighty, needs to show Conan the harsh realities of society. Let's make this guy suffer for a few days first.

There was no other way; Kaito Kuroba had already endured this pain, so naturally he wanted others to experience it too.

Conan would be a great choice.

What's more, they might meet again at the Suzuki zaibatsu's 60th anniversary celebration, so we can give him a surprise then!
"Kaito, Kaito, don't scare me!"

While Kuroba Kaito was lost in thought, Nakamori Aoko was getting increasingly anxious.

Because Kaito Kuroba's entire face turned red, and his cheeks even puffed up, he looked like a bloated pufferfish, which was kind of cute.

While somewhat cute, Nakamori Aoko was still terrified; after all, Kaito Kuroba's appearance was truly frightening. At this moment, Kaito Kuroba might not be the Hulk, but he was definitely the Red Giant!
"I'm fine, I'm really fine!" Kaito Kuroba forced a smile, staggered to his seat, sat down, and let out a long sigh: "Actually, I was just lying to you about my stomach hurting!"

Upon hearing this, Nakamori Aoko thought to herself.

it is as expected!
"Then what's wrong with you?" Nakamori Aoko sat down next to Kuroba Kaito and asked.

"I accidentally hurt myself while practicing magic yesterday, so I'm in a lot of pain. Don't pat me like that, it really hurts!" Kaito Kuroba told another lie!

Talking is something he does all the time.

Because sometimes when he goes out to the movies or shopping with Aoko Nakamori, he tells some harmless lies.

He would even make a cameo appearance as Kaito Kid while watching movies, and then arrange for an inflatable mannequin to sit next to him as if he were himself, to keep Nakamori Aoko company while watching the movie.

Even Terai Kinosuke made a cameo appearance.

Terai Kinosuke also knows how to disguise himself, but he's not as good as the Kuroba family of three.

However, it's more than enough to fool Nakamori Aoko, a high school student.

"Oh, I see!" Hearing this, Nakamori Aoko finally breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought something had happened to you, you really scared me to death."

"It turned out that I made a mistake while practicing magic."

"But I'm really surprised that you made a mistake!"

Kaito Kuroba was exceptionally talented from a young age. He could learn magic tricks very quickly, and after practicing for a while, he became better than some magicians who had been practicing for several years.

He really is blessed with talent.

However, Kaito Kuroba also has his own nemesis, and that nemesis is Aoko Nakamori's mother, Aoko Nakamori.

Because every time Kaito Kuroba performs magic tricks, his techniques or flaws are always seen through by Aoko Nakamori.

This caused Kaito Kuroba to feel somewhat afraid when he saw Aoko Nakamori.

He was even relieved that it was Nakamori Ginzo who became a policeman instead of Nakamori Aoko. If Nakamori Aoko had become a policeman, he estimated that he would have been imprisoned on his very first day as the second generation of Phantom Thief Kid.

However, after thinking about the Nakamori family, he began to feel uneasy.

That is, if the Nakamori family found out that he was the Phantom Thief Kid, then the world would truly collapse!

After all, he and his father had been playing tricks on Nakamori Ginzo for so many years, and once exposed, it would be a fight to the death.

His childhood friendship with Nakamori Aoko is nothing in this situation.

Therefore, the secret that he is Kaito Kid must be kept absolutely tight and must not be revealed to more people, especially those related to the Nakamori family.

It is precisely for this reason that Kaito Kuroba will not get involved in his mother's affair with Natsumi Kitahara.

Because he simply didn't have the power to intervene, since Kitahara Natsuyu still held leverage over him.

Fortunately, Kitahara Natsumi is with his mother and is unlikely to reveal his secret.

All we need to do is keep it a secret from the Nakamori family!
Therefore, Kaito Kuroba decided that he would have to be even more careful next time he impersonated Kaito Kid, so that no one would notice anything amiss.

In particular, Nakamori Ginzo saw through his deception.

Fortunately, Nakamori Ginzo was relatively mediocre within the entire Nakamori family, so he couldn't see any flaws.

Closer to home.

"Everyone makes mistakes, and even horses stumble. It's nothing for me to fail once, but I definitely won't fail next time. Just you wait and see!" Kaito Kuroba said.

Upon hearing this, Nakamori Aoko gave a perfunctory reply: "Yes, yes, you won't fail next time, you'll definitely succeed next time."

Jingle Bell.
Just then, the school bell rang, signaling the start of class.

"Alright, class is about to start, I'm going back to my seat."

"Ah."

Soon, all the students in the class had arrived, and the teacher came in to begin the lesson.

Beika Town, Teitan Elementary School.

At this moment, Kitahara Natsuhiro was yawning in Ai's infirmary, looking out at the playground: "How boring."

Upon hearing this, Ai, who was sitting on the bed in the infirmary, held a book in one hand and then casually said, "If you're bored, go find some fun with those kids."

"Isn't your favorite thing to suddenly appear outside the window during class and scare them? Why didn't you go today?"

Ai was describing Kitahara Natsuhiro's daily life, which even the students at the school had become accustomed to.

Even the school's dean of students felt that Kitahara Natsumi was more suitable for his position.

But that's just talk; he certainly won't abdicate.

Hearing this, Kitahara Natsuyu leaned back in his chair and said with a smile, "I go every day, and the students have already reacted. It doesn't scare them at all."

"So I plan to wait a couple of days and do random checks so that I can give them more care."

"Care?" Upon hearing these two words, Ai's lips twitched involuntarily. "They are truly blessed to have a teacher like you!"

She had never encountered a teacher like that when she was in school, and she attended an American school, which is different from the Japanese education system.

In the United States, education is generally characterized by both joyful learning and elite education.

Happy education means I teach my own classes, and you can do whatever you want; elite education, on the other hand, is all-encompassing.

At that time, Ai Haibara had the help of the Black Organization, so she naturally received an elite education.

That's why Ai was able to fully utilize her talents and become such a scientist.

However, she doesn't want to be a scientist; she's perfectly content with her current state!
“Right!” Kitahara Natsuyu said with a grin, “I think so too.”

"By the way, come to my place after get off work today! My sister and I miss you a lot," Ai continued.

“Go to your place? Sure, I have no problem with that!” Kitahara Natsuhiro laughed.

He was quite satisfied with his current life, which was the kind of life a time traveler should have.

He'd never do anything like saving the world or solving cases all over the globe!
To be drunk and recline on a beautiful woman's lap—that was his true desire!
"Hmm, but you've been pretty busy these past few days. Have you been seeing other women again?"

"Looking for women outside?" Kitahara Natsumi's expression was somewhat strange, and he replied ambiguously, "You could say that!"

It could be Nakamori Aoko.

Because this guy is using himself as the object of his fantasy, he has already received the emotions!
(End of this chapter)