Ke Xue: My standards for dating are not problematic!

Chapter 334 I've taken over all the spawn points! What's wrong with being your dad!

"Mom!!!"

When Kaito Kuroba, disguised as Kaito Kid, saw that his mother had caught him, he was filled with immense panic.

In any case, Kuroba Chikage is Kuroba Kaito's mother, and a son seeing his mother is no different from a mouse seeing a cat.

Furthermore, why is Kitahara Natsuyu here, and why is he with his mother, looking so intimate?

Could it be that Mom has already slept with Kitahara Natsuyu?

That's so fast! When was it?
Could it be from when Mom went on her last trip?

Damn it! That despicable guy, Kitahara Natsuyu, actually did that to his own mother!
Kaito Kuroba did investigate Natsuhiro Kitahara.

I know this guy is a good person, but not a good man, after all, he has quite a few women around him!

In some cases, Kaito Kuroba investigated the information in more detail than the Metropolitan Police Department.

Because this guy is ruthless and likes to disguise himself, it's relatively easy to gather intelligence on him.

Naturally, they uncovered some information about Kitahara Natsuhiro.

But now that things have come to this, he has nothing to say, and he has no face to say anything either.

After all, he himself didn't listen to his mother and insisted on becoming the Phantom Thief Kid in order to attract the attention of those people and avenge his father.

Therefore, he really has no right to criticize his mother, and he has no right to interfere in his mother's affairs.

Most importantly, Kitahara Natsuhiro is unmarried, and his mother is unmarried, so no one would gossip about the two of them being together.

The only gossip is probably that it's an old cow eating young grass!
But this kind of thing happens quite often in places like Japan, so it's not a big problem.

Therefore, Kaito Kuroba was unable to say anything.

But now, he's been cornered by his mother and her boyfriend, and he senses something is seriously wrong.

And just now, Kitahara Natsuhiro actually called me an idiot son. How dare you call me that?
My dad is Kuroba Toichi, not some pretty boy like you!!!

"Kaito, you still haven't listened to me!" Kuroba Chikage couldn't help but sigh after seeing Kaito.

Although she knew and expected this, she was still very sad to see Kaito like this.

"Hmph!" Upon hearing this, Kuroba Kaito took a step back and snorted coldly: "Mom, aren't you the same? You're with another man too."

"While I don't mind you having a boyfriend, isn't he a bit too young?"

"How many years apart are you two? Let me think."

"It seems so."

Bang!
Before Kaito Kuroba could finish speaking, he was struck hard, his head slapped directly.

A furious Chikage Kuroba stood before Kaito Kuroba, her face showing a hint of anger, or more accurately, she was enraged by his embarrassment.

"Kaito! Are you looking for death?"

Age is a woman's secret, and one that cannot be spoken of.

And for her own son to reveal her age to her younger boyfriend, he was practically asking for trouble!
For a fleeting moment, a murderous intent surged within Kuroba Chikage; she wanted to kill Kaito!
If you can't speak properly, then don't speak at all!

Upon hearing this, Kitahara Natsuyu revealed a playful smile, thinking to himself, "Kuroba Kaito is really dancing on a grave. He's so reckless, doesn't he know that age is a woman's secret? And he's talking about his own mother's age. He's really asking for death."

"However, Kaito Kuroba did it on purpose."

He realized that Kaito Kuroba was trying to change the subject to avoid his mother focusing on him, so he chose to do so.

Although this method is dangerous, it is very effective. Kuroba Chikage was completely diverted from the topic by Kuroba Kaito and stopped dwelling on Kuroba Kaito's matter.

After all, Kuroba Chikage is very concerned about her age, especially when she's with her younger boyfriend.

At this moment, Kuroba Chikage and Kuroba Kaito turned to look at Kitahara Natsuyu behind them.

In particular, Kuroba Chikage was carefully observing Kitahara Natsuyu's expression to see if anything was wrong.

After all, she never mentioned her age when she was with Kitahara Natsuyu, and of course, Kitahara Natsuyu should have known even if she didn't mention it.

Because she is already the mother of a seventeen-year-old high school student.

Furthermore, Kitahara Natsuhiro never mentioned this matter.

Most importantly, Kitahara Natsuhiro seems to have a little quirk: he likes older, more feminine women.

Even so, Kuroba Chikage still didn't want to mention her age, because it made her feel inferior!

There's no way around it; even beautiful women with great figures will still feel inferior when it comes to age, especially when they encounter someone younger than themselves who is just as good-looking and has a similar figure.

They might feel somewhat inferior.

After all, men generally prefer younger women.

"Qianying, the person I like is you as a person, it has nothing to do with age, you don't need to care, and you look very young right now!"

"So don't let Kaito change the subject."

Kitahara Natsuhiro still wants to watch the show, so the topic needs to be steered in the right direction.

And there's an even more exciting show to come: a mixed doubles match between Mom and Stepfather.

However, Kaito hasn't realized this yet.

"Ruined!"

After hearing Kitahara Natsuyu's words, Kuroba Kaito became somewhat flustered.

Because his trick was exposed on the spot by Kitahara Natsuhiro.

He believed his scheme wouldn't be exposed if his mother were alone here, but there was another person present.

There's nothing we can do, there's really nothing we can do.

"call"

Upon hearing this, Kuroba Chikage couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief; it was good that he didn't mind.

If Kitahara Natsumi doesn't mind, then he should really manage Kaito properly.

"Kaito, you actually used this kind of trick on your own mother. I think you've really grown up, but you're also asking for trouble."

Kuroba Chikage gave a forced smile, revealing a terrifying face.

This sight made Kaito Kuroba's heart stop beating for several seconds.

Danger!Danger!Danger!

"Oh, I was just saying it offhand, Mom, don't be angry!" Kaito Kuroba quickly came to Chikage Kuroba's side and said softly, "Let's talk about this at home. This isn't the place to talk, right?"

At this moment, how he wished Terai Kinosuke were still at home. If Terai Kinosuke were at home, he wouldn't have to bear so much pressure.

Mr. Terai, where are you? I really need you right now!
Come back soon!

"Talk about it at home?" Kuroba Chikage was already rubbing his hands together in anticipation. "No, some things are more interesting to say at home than outside."

"So, are you ready, Kaito?!"

There was no other way. Since they couldn't make Kaito behave and be a good student or son, the only option was to give him a good beating to teach him a lesson. She and Kitahara Natsuhiro had even discussed that every time Kaito appeared as Kaito Kid, they would beat him up.

We must beat him so badly that he'll stop being the Phantom Thief Kid.

If this doesn't work, then there really is no other way. We can't just tell Aoko Kaito's secret!
This is the last thing you should do.

Therefore, sticks were the only option.

As the saying goes, "Spare the rod and spoil the child!"
Kuroba Chikage doesn't expect Kuroba Kaito to be a filial son. She just wants him to grow up safely and live for fifty or sixty years. She really doesn't want to see her son die young.

Kaito, this is all my motherly love!
"Prepare? Prepare for what?" Upon hearing this tone, Kaito immediately jumped back a few times. If he jumped back any further, he could leave this place of trouble.

But
Kaito Kuroba suddenly felt as if his escape route had been cut off, and he crashed directly into someone.

He turned his head and saw that it was his mother's boyfriend, Kitahara Natsuhiro.

Kitahara Natsuyu not only seized his birthplace, but also blocked his retreat!
Damn it! Kitahara Natsuhiro, you really deserve to die!

At that moment, Kaito Kuroba shouted in his heart, but the shout was completely useless.

Because no one can hear it, and even if someone could, it wouldn't help.

After all, this guy is a son, and sons should be beaten by their fathers and mothers.

A stepfather is also a father; rounding it off, there's no problem!

"Kitahara, Mr. Kitahara, this is none of your business, so please don't cause trouble here!" Kuroba Kaito said hurriedly, trying to get Kitahara Natsuyu to move aside.

But
“Excuse me, Kaito!” Kitahara Natsuyu said with a smile, “You know my relationship with your mother now, so if we round it up, I’m your stepfather, and if we round it up again, you’re my son.”

"It's normal for a father to discipline his son, right?"

"So just grit your teeth, it won't hurt much!"

Upon hearing this, Kaito Kuroba swallowed hard, a look of fear appearing on his face.

He probably knew he couldn't escape a beating today.

So when faced with the beating, he didn't really care about the nonsense Kitahara Natsuyu was spouting.

There's nothing I can do; my birthplace has already been taken. I guess I'll just have to be my stepfather!

According to his investigation, Kitahara Natsuhiro has quite a few stepsons outside the marriage.

His cousin Shinichi Kudo, who is also this guy's stepson, and his childhood friend, Kogoro Mouri.

So, how come this guy has so many women around him and is still safe and sound?
Wait, why am I still thinking about this at a time like this?

“That’s right, Kaito! Grit your teeth, it won’t hurt much!” Kuroba Chikage also came up, his fists clenched, and a ferocious smile appeared on his face.

At that moment, Kaito Kuroba accepted the reality and said tremblingly, "Mom, can I make a request?"

"any request?"

"Can you please not slap my face? I have to go to school tomorrow. If you slap my face, I won't be able to go to school. Besides, this is all I have left. Otherwise, I'll have nothing left."

Kaito Kuroba was in a pretty good mood and even had the energy to joke around at a time like this.

It's clear that these eight years of living alone have indeed helped him grow, which is good and makes Kuroba Chikage very gratified.

But as gratifying as it may be, we still have to be beaten; that's something that can't be changed.

“No problem!” Kitahara Natsuyu said, “I agree to this.”

"Wait, I don't admit it."

Before Kuroba Kaito could finish speaking, Kitahara Natsuyu punched him in the stomach, preventing him from uttering the remaining half of his sentence.

It's so heavy! It hurts!
After the punch, Kaito Kuroba clutched his stomach, half-kneeling on the ground, unable to move for a while!
"Chikage, make your move!"

"Okay."

Kuroba Chikage sighed.

If she could, she still wouldn't want to lay a hand on him, after all, he was her own son.

But as the saying goes, a doting mother often spoils her son.

At this point, it's time to use a stick!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Next, a horrific beating occurred in the alleyways of Beikacho.

The screams were endless.

Furthermore, before taking action, Kitahara Natsuhiro used his superpowers to shield this place, preventing any sound from being transmitted.

Therefore, people outside cannot hear the sounds from here, or even see what is happening here.

That's why Kaito Kuroba kept howling, but there was no response from outside.

And it was the middle of the night.

"That despicable guy, Kitahara Natsuyu, actually hit so hard! I'm still Mom's son, practically your son too, couldn't you have gone a little easier?"

Kaito Kuroba muttered to himself and began to fight back.

He's not the kind of man who just takes a beating without fighting back.

However, his retaliation was limited to fighting back against Kitahara Natsuyu; he would never lay a hand on his own mother.

However, Kaito Kuroba knew very well that he was not the one who attacked Kitahara Natsumi; he could tell from that punch alone.

So fighting back is pointless; he'll only get beaten even worse.

Of course, Kitahara Natsuyu was holding back; otherwise, he could have sent Kuroba Kaito to meet his father in the first lap, instead of escaping unscathed.

At the same time, his beating of Kaito Kuroba will only hurt Kaito Kuroba, but will not harm him in any way.

Learn from this experience!

"alright, alright!"

Seeing that the fight had gone far enough, Kuroba Chikage stopped.

At this moment, Kaito Kuroba's white cloak was covered in dust, and he lay motionless on the ground.

If it weren't for the fact that his chest was still heaving, I would have thought he was dead.

"Mom, you guys went too far! I'm still your son!" Kaito Kuroba shouted, panting as he lay on the ground.

"Hmph! You deserve it!" Kuroba Chikage said irritably.

"Alright, it's getting late. We've finished everything we needed to do, so we can finally enjoy the real midnight life."

As he spoke, Kitahara Natsuyu stopped Kuroba Chikage from leaving.

And Kuroba Chikage did not refuse.

And so, Kitahara Natsuyu left with Kuroba Chikage, leaving Kaito Kid alone.

"Hmph! That wretched mother of mine, she's forgotten about her son now that she has a man!"

(End of this chapter)