Ke Xue: My standards for dating are not problematic!

Chapter 302 Women can make two mahjong tables! You'll get a woodcutter's knife sooner or later!

Cupido Town, Yonehara family.

"Ah, I'm finally back."

Once home, Akiko Yonehara couldn't wait to lie down on the sofa and start playing on her phone.

Ever since Shinichi Kudo became Conan, time seems to have stopped, and it keeps revolving within this one year.

Although time keeps turning, technology continues to advance rapidly.

The cell phone at this time was not much different from the one Kitahara Natsuyu had before his time travel; it could already do many things.

So at this time, more people are playing on their phones, and there are many more people who are constantly looking down at their screens.

However, Akiko Yonehara only plays on her phone during these breaks, and since she's on vacation, she naturally wants to relax.

What do you want to eat tonight?

Kitahara Natsumi changed his shoes, took off his coat, and went straight to the living room. He sat down next to Yonehara Akiko and picked up her swaying, fair feet.

Feeling Kitahara Natsuyu pinch her soles, Yonehara Akiko couldn't help but roll her eyes at him: "You've been wandering around outside in shoes for ages, don't you mind getting them dirty?"

Hearing this, Kitahara Natsuyu said nonchalantly, "What's there to be afraid of? It's just a short walk, nothing serious."

"Besides, I was just pinching it, I wasn't doing anything, why are you so nervous?"

"Hmph, I won't believe that nonsense!" Mihara Akiko gave Kitahara Natsuyu a coquettish glare, but instead of taking her foot back, she let him continue to play with it.

It's just playing with feet, nothing serious.

After all, they've been married for a long time, so this is nothing to them.

It was just a little ticklish from being pinched; she was a bit ticklish.

"You haven't answered my question yet," Kitahara Natsuyu asked again, "Why did you eat anything?"

“Anything is fine.” Akiko Yonehara lay on the sofa, looking at her phone. “I like any food you make. I’m not a picky eater.”

Akiko Yonehara isn't a picky eater either; she can even eat green peppers that have a slightly bitter taste, which is much better than Natsuhiro Kitahara.

“Okay.” Kitahara Natsuyu nodded. “I’ll go check what’s left in the refrigerator.”

"I bought a lot of things when I came here the day before yesterday, so I should have some left over."

After saying that, he prepared to put down Akiko Yonehara's fair and tender feet and go to the kitchen to take a look.

But at this moment, Akiko Yonehara spoke up, "I'm not hungry yet, can you massage my legs?"

"Although I didn't walk much, my feet are a little sore."

"Row."

Kitahara Natsuhiro nodded, then placed Yonehara Akiko's long legs on his own lap and began to massage them.

Massage inch by inch.

Make sure Akiko Yonehara feels his wholehearted service.

Gradually, Akiko Yonehara couldn't help but hum softly as well.

Kitahara Natsuhiro was a real expert when it came to massage, and he made her hum comfortably in no time.

"It's very comfortable, isn't it?" Kitahara Natsuhiro said with a smile.

Upon hearing this, Akiko Yonehara couldn't help but nod and say, "It really feels good. Where did you learn this skill? You're so amazing."

"If you open a shop there, your business will definitely be booming."

Hearing this, Kitahara Natsuyu smiled and said, "This is a family heirloom; it's not something you can learn just anywhere."

"Besides, I don't want to open a massage parlor or anything like that. I already have a restaurant, so there's no need to open a massage parlor or anything like that."

"I'll come over every week to give you a massage to relieve your fatigue."

Although Akiko Yonehara was promoted, she still had to teach classes and stood for a lot of time every day, so it was normal for her legs to ache, but it wasn't serious, just fatigue, and she would feel better after resting.

Furthermore, Kitahara Natsuhiro will replenish Yonehara Akiko's life essence at night, at which point she will be fully restored.

"Okay." Akiko Yonehara grumbled, "Don't make excuses when the time comes, and don't go around flirting with other women."

"Recently, the number of people who have died in Tokyo due to infidelity has also been quite high."

"I don't want to see your corpse one day."

After Shinichi Kudo became Conan Edogawa, the number of cases that occurred each day gradually increased.

Cases stemming from emotional issues, in particular, rank first.

Besides that, there are neighborhood disputes and company presidents.

After all, in a place where even a tree branch crossing the boundary can cause a case, neighborhood disputes are nothing special. In addition, Japan is a small country, so it is quite normal for neighborhood problems to occur, but the frequency is frighteningly high.

And next in line is the company president.

According to a tip from someone with ulterior motives, the number of deaths of the presidents of companies in Beika Town and Tokyo ranks first in all of Japan.

This shows just how unpopular the president is.

In Tokyo, being a company president has also become a high-risk profession.

However, those club presidents didn't take it seriously at all, since it wasn't them who were dying.

But by the time they realized it, it was too late to undo the damage.

Now, Kitahara Natsuhiro has too many women around him; who knows when he might be attacked with a machete.

At that time, Akiko Yonehara will see a blood-soaked corpse.

This is something Akiko Yonehara doesn't want to see.

No matter what, Kitahara Natsuhiro was the man who changed her life, and she hoped that Kitahara Natsuhiro would live a healthy life, rather than die in a dead corner.

Hearing this, Kitahara Natsuyu smiled confidently: "Don't worry, nothing will happen."

"Even if someone really tries to kill me, I can fight back and kill them, so you don't need to worry about that."

He was a ghost to begin with, so why would a ghost be afraid of death?
And surely no woman would want to kill him, right?

Except for Koizumi Akako.

However, Koizumi Akako couldn't kill him, since he was practically immortal in this world.

Apart from Koizumi Akako, no one else harbored any hatred towards him.

However, if you think about it, he does have quite a lot of women.

Akiko Yonehara, Yukiko, Akemi Miyano, Ai Haibara, Vermouth, Eri Kisaki, and most recently, Chikage Kuroba.

That makes a total of seven.

If we include Koizumi Akako, there are exactly eight.

That's enough to make two mahjong tables.

Fortunately, apart from Koizumi Akako, the other women were all understanding and there was nothing to worry about.

As for Koizumi Akako, she was also a stupid woman.

Last time, when he tried to steal the dark energy from Conan, he almost killed himself, and it was he who came to his rescue.

Otherwise, Koizumi Akako would just be a pile of ashes.

There might not even be any ashes left.

After all, when someone is really unlucky, even drinking cold water can cause problems; their ashes might just be blown away by the wind.

Therefore, Koizumi Akako should not hate him, but should be grateful to him.

At least after what happened last time, Koizumi Akako's hostility towards him was not as great.

"What do you mean by 'killing in self-defense'? Murder goes to jail, and besides, there's no such thing as a perfect crime in this world," Akiko Yonehara said irritably. In the world of Detective Conan, detectives are everywhere, so there are no perfect crimes.

Even APTX-4869, known as the perfect crime, had an exception: Conan.

Therefore, perfect crime does not exist.

Even if there is a perfect crime, evidence will still be found afterward.

However, this evidence is not very convincing.

The reason those criminals knelt down and begged for mercy was simply because Conan had cast a spell on them, making them less intelligent.

Otherwise, how could they so easily kneel down and confess their crimes?

This is not scientific.

"Yes, yes, yes." Kitahara Natsuyu nodded: "I will definitely be careful and will never get into trouble myself or kill others."

"Hmph, that's so perfunctory, I'm ignoring you."

Akiko Yonehara pursed her lips and then closed her eyes.

After she closed her eyes, Kitahara Natsuhiro's massage pressure decreased significantly.

soon
Akiko Yonehara was lying on the sofa, her breathing even.

She fell asleep.

After Akiko Yonehara fell asleep, Natsuhiro Kitahara gently placed her legs on the sofa, then took a blanket from the side and covered Akiko Yonehara with it.

After doing all this, he turned and went to the kitchen.

At the same time, he used his superpowers to isolate the kitchen from the living room, preventing the cooking noises from waking up Akiko Yonehara.

unconsciously
Half an hour passed.

At that moment, Akiko Yonehara, who was lying on the sofa, twitched her nose and her eyelids twitched. A few seconds later, she opened her eyes and looked at the somewhat bright ceiling. She reached out and blocked most of the light, and remained there blankly for several minutes.

"How long have I been asleep?" Akiko Yonehara asked softly.

Upon hearing this, Kitahara Natsuhiro, wearing an apron and carrying dishes out of the kitchen, said, "It's been half an hour. I've finished cooking. You can get up and eat now."

Upon hearing this, Akiko Yonehara lay on the sofa for several seconds before sitting up and stretching.

"I slept so well."

"And when I woke up, I was right at the restaurant, ready to eat right away."

"I'm going to the bathroom to wash my face. Wait for me."

With that, she got up and went to the bathroom.

Kitahara Natsuyu nodded and continued doing his own thing.

A few minutes later.

Kitahara Natsuhiro and Yonehara Akiko had already taken their seats.

There were three dishes and a soup on the table; that was their meal for the evening.

Furthermore, the three dishes and one soup she prepared were all foods that Akiko Yonehara liked to eat.

So Akiko Yonehara started eating without any hesitation.

Even while eating, she didn't forget the important things.

"How many people are going this time? Have you counted them?" Akiko Yonehara asked.

Upon hearing this, Kitahara Natsuyu nodded and said, "It has already been tallied."

"Toru Amuro, Azusa, Masami Hirota, Ai Haibara, Ran, Conan, Eri Kisaki, Fumiyo, Sonoko, Akako Koizumi, Reiko Kujo, Chikage Kuroba."

"That's about all the people we have," Kitahara Natsuhiro said.

He had already asked Akai Mary and Sera Masumi about not going, even while he was cooking.

Both of them refused.

There was no other way; their identities were somewhat special, making it unsuitable for them to travel around.

Therefore, I will not participate in this event, and I would like to thank Kitahara Natsuhiro for his kindness.

In the original work, Mary Akai is also a rather cautious person, the complete opposite of Masumi Sera.

But Mary Akai, who had been cautious her whole life, ultimately fell at Vermouth's feet, being fed the poison APTX-4869, which caused her body to shrink.

Besides the two of them, Vermouth also didn't go.

Because she is still investigating the mole, although she knows that the mole is Kitahara Natsuhiro, she cannot say so and can only continue to play dumb, so she cannot go.

He also asked Judy, but it seems that Judy has left Japan and returned to the United States, and is not here for the time being.

"Oh?" Upon hearing these names, Akiko Yonehara narrowed her eyes and said with a half-smile, "They're all girls, and some of them I don't recognize."

"You're really something, Kitahara Natsuhiro."

Upon hearing this, Kitahara Natsuyu chuckled and piled a lot of food into Yonehara Akiko's bowl: "You've always been the person I love most."

"There's no doubt about that."

"Hmph." Hearing these cheesy words, Akiko Yonehara curled her lip, but wasn't angry: "Glib talker, all you know how to say are nice things."

"If you bring so many women over at once and something happens, I won't be responsible. You might get ganged up on."

"Don't worry, I'll make my own arrangements. You don't need to worry." Kitahara Natsuyu laughed.

"Good that you know." Akiko Yonehara said, "By the way, don't you have an employee in your shop who wears an eye patch, named something like Wakita Kanenori, right?"

"Yes, Wakita Kanenori."

"Isn't he going over there?" Akiko Yonehara asked.

Kitahara Natsuyu nodded and said, "He seems to have his own private matters, so he won't be coming with us. He already told me, so I gave him the day off."

Kanenori Wakita's true identity is Rum, a member of the Black Organization.

He thought he had hidden it well, but little did he know that Kitahara Natsuyu already knew, after all, he had seen the plot.

However, he had no particular feelings for Wakita Kanenori. He was happy to work here, and it wouldn't affect him in any way anyway.

At most, it'll just be a little tougher for Amuro Tooru.

After all, Amuro Tooru is both Bourbon of the Black Organization and Zero of the Japanese Public Security Bureau; he is the one who should be the most careful.

Therefore, he can play without worry.

Even if Kanenori Wakita had some ulterior motive, Vermouth, who was in the organization, would inform on him. That's the advantage of having an undercover agent.

Moreover, this undercover agent was a high-ranking member of the organization, and no one knew about it or even suspected it.

"I see," Akiko Yonehara said. "Should we rent one van or two?"

There were too many people; Kitahara Natsuhiro's Mazda simply couldn't accommodate everyone.

The only option is to rent a car.

Kitahara Natsuyu said, "You don't need to worry about that. I've already talked to Sonoko about borrowing their RV. It'll be very lively when everyone sits together."

Shortage of vehicles?

Why rent a car?

Just borrow it from Miss Sonoko.

"Okay, then let's leave it at that!"

"Ok!"

(End of this chapter)