Ke Xue: My standards for dating are not problematic!

Chapter 259 Punishment! Koizumi-kun, I'm going to check your homework tomorrow!

It's soft and bouncy, and it feels really comfortable to touch.

Sure enough, high school girls' bodies are just as youthful and beautiful as their age, absolutely invincible.

Of course, the older girls were also very good, even better than the high school girls.

Most importantly, Koizumi Akako's skin has the blessing of a witch, so it feels especially different to the touch.

"Koizumi Akako, why is your face red?" Kitahara Natsuyu chuckled. "And what's that in your eyes? It's not tears, is it?"

"Witches can't cry, you know, otherwise you won't be a witch anymore, and your magic will disappear."

Actually, this was news he had heard online before, but he didn't know if it was true or false.

However, it sounds a bit fake, since a witch's magic would dissipate if she cried, so Koizumi Akako would have been a witch a long time ago.

After all, she will definitely cry when she is a child, she may cry when she grows up, and she may even cry in the future.

So the idea that the witch's magic disappears after she cries sounds very unbelievable.

Although it was obviously fake, Koizumi Akako took it seriously.

Upon hearing what Kitahara Natsuhiro said, Koizumi Akako sniffed and forcefully held back her tears.

The tears can be wiped away, but the blush on the face cannot be taken back.

Even if she is a witch, even if she has superhuman strength, Koizumi Akako is still a girl, and she would react this way when faced with such a situation.

She will cry, get angry, yell, and even hit him.

Snapped!
Kitahara Natsuhiro easily caught Koizumi Akako's fist and held onto it tightly.

"Pervert, let me go!" Koizumi Akako said through gritted teeth, her face flushed.

She never imagined that this man would do such a thing to her; it was simply too much.

She's a girl, and you did that? That's sexual harassment!
Ultimately, although Koizumi Akako is a witch, she is still a girl, and her witch status will not change her.

"Pervert?" Kitahara Natsuyu smiled and said, "You want to kill me anyway, so what if I'm a little perverted?"

"Besides, I only spanked you to teach you a small lesson, what are you still unhappy about?"

"If it were anyone else, you would probably be dead by now."

He's not some kind of simp; he wouldn't fawn over Koizumi Akako just because she's pretty.

She always strikes hard against certain women, making them completely submissive and obedient.

Last time it was Vermouth, and this time it's Koizumi Akako.

"you!!!"

Hearing this, Koizumi Akako was speechless.

She knew some things about the magical world. When they encountered enemies there, they would fight to the death until one of them died.

She had indeed intended to kill Kitahara Natsuyu, but Kitahara Natsuyu only hit her a few times and let her go.

But she was very unhappy. She was the one who caused trouble for Kitahara Natsuyu, so why did Kitahara Natsuyu let her off the hook?

Why did things develop to this point?

At that moment, Koizumi Akako felt a pang of regret. She regretted coming to find Kitahara Natsuhiro and regretted not being more prepared before coming to cause him trouble.

He even regretted causing trouble for Kitahara Natsuhiro because of Kuroba Kaito.

Although her reason was for the crystal ball, she actually wanted Kaito Kuroba.

The whole thing started because of Kaito Kuroba. She performed a fortune telling for him in order to help him, but the fortune telling went wrong, which led to this whole incident.

Furthermore, Kaito Kuroba doesn't appreciate it at all; he only has eyes for Aoko Nakamori.

hateful!

hateful!

hateful!

Why is everything going so wrong for me, even though I am a powerful witch?

This is not scientific!
“Right?” Kitahara Natsuhiro smiled and released Koizumi Akako’s fist and arm, while also sensing the irritation in Koizumi Akako’s heart.

Having experienced all of this, he felt he had achieved his goal for the day and had no intention of doing anything further.

Because some things, too much of a good thing can be bad; going too far can backfire.

This is good enough.

"So, is there anything else you want to say to Kitahara-sensei today?" Kitahara Natsuyu said, "If not, then please copy the Teitan Elementary School rules ten times!"

Upon hearing this, Koizumi Akako paused for a moment, then flew into a rage: "Why should I copy the school rules of Teitan Elementary School? I'm not a student of Teitan Elementary School, and I'm not even an elementary school student."

"I'm not going to copy!"

Just kidding, she's the heir to the Red Magic, a great witch, how could she be punished by an elementary school PE teacher by copying school rules?

If word gets out, what face will she have left?

Besides, this guy is just an elementary school teacher, not a teacher at their school, so why should she be so obedient?

No plagiarism, absolutely no plagiarism.

Upon hearing this, Kitahara Natsuyu smiled and said, "You were planning to kill the teacher, but I only asked you to copy the school rules. This is already very lenient with you."

"Of course, you can choose not to copy, then I'm going to bully Kaito Kuroba."

"You wouldn't want Kaito Kuroba to be bullied by me, would you?"

At this time, Koizumi Akako still had feelings for Kuroba Kaito, even though Kuroba Kaito never gave her a second glance.

But what she couldn't have kept stirring within her. She conquered the boys in her class, but she couldn't conquer Kaito Kuroba, so she vowed to win him over.

This is why Koizumi Akako always puts Kaito Kuroba's interests first.

She's such a love-struck woman, and a bit of a sycophant too.

To be honest, instead of licking Kaito Kuroba's boots, why don't you lick mine instead?

Miss Witch?

"You!!!" Koizumi Akako was furious, but there was nothing she could do.

She's worried about Kaito Kuroba right now, and she doesn't want to see him being bullied by others. The only person who can bully her is herself.

But why do I feel so unhappy?
So, are you going to copy it or not?

"If we don't copy it, the secret of Phantom Thief Kid will remain."

Kitahara Natsuhiro was interrupted by Koizumi Akako before he could finish speaking.

"I'll copy it, I'll copy it, okay?" Koizumi Akako said through gritted teeth.

She wanted nothing more than to punch Kitahara Natsuyu in the face and make him never smile again.

Unfortunately, she simply couldn't do that.

"That's good." Kitahara Natsuyu nodded, then went to the coat rack, picked up his coat, and put it on. "Since there's nothing else, I'll head back now."

"By the way, what's your phone number?"

"Telephone?"

“That’s right, I need to check your homework, so naturally I’ll need to contact you by phone. You won’t refuse, will you?” Kitahara Natsuyu said softly.

"I'll give it to you!" Koizumi Akako clenched her fist and gave him her phone number.

"OK, I have the phone number. See you tomorrow."

I'm going to check your homework tomorrow.

Kitahara Natsuyu waved and left the KTV room.

After Kitahara Natsuhiro left, Koizumi Akako stood inside and began to scream hysterically, her face contorted and twisted, resembling a demon!
Fortunately, this is a karaoke bar, which is noisy as people are singing, so outsiders are unaware of what is happening here.

Including Koizumi Akako's hysteria.

After venting her frustrations, Koizumi Akako finally recovered, her face regained its composure, and she sat on the sofa, staring blankly at the ceiling.

"What terrible things have I done?!" Koizumi Akako sighed to the heavens.

"Haha, Koizumi Akako is really interesting."

"Especially her emotions, the quantity was huge, and the quality was also very high. It satisfied me, really satisfied me, it was so comfortable!" Kitahara Natsuyu walked down the street with a big smile on his face.

Although he is now a Gengar, emotional energy is still his food, and as delicious as ever.

Especially Koizumi Akako's emotions, they're like a luminous dish made by Master Chef, unbelievably delicious.

It's probably because of her identity as a witch.

After all, he had absorbed the emotions of other high school girls, such as Ran and Sonoko.

But none of their emotions tasted as delicious as Koizumi Akako's.

If he could, he really wanted to tie Koizumi Akako up at home and keep her angry every day so he could have a good meal.

However, as a human being, he would naturally not do something like kidnapping.

But it's not a big problem; Koizumi Akako can't escape his grasp.

"I'm really looking forward to meeting Koizumi Akako tomorrow."

Koizumi Akako is going to hand in her homework to him tomorrow.

Whether Koizumi Akako knew the rules of Teitan Elementary School was none of her business.

Since you're looking for trouble with me, then you'd better be prepared to face the trouble I'm going to make back.

And in this cruel society, the strong prevail.

The weak are destined to be devoured by the strong, and Koizumi Akako was one of the weak.

Her powers as a witch are utterly insignificant.

"Mr. Kitahara?"

Just then, a somewhat familiar voice interrupted Kitahara Natsuhiro's thoughts.

Upon hearing the voice, Kitahara Natsuyu looked up and saw an intellectual-looking woman with her hair in a bun, wearing thick stockings and a skirt, and glasses walking across the street.

And this woman was none other than Eri Kisaki, whom we hadn't seen in a long time.

"It's been a long time, Attorney Eri Kisaki," Kitahara Natsuhiro greeted softly.

Upon hearing this, Eri Kisaki greeted him with a smile, "It really has been a long time."

"Thank you so much, Mr. Kitahara, for taking care of my daughter, Ran."

Although she divorced Kogoro Mouri, she still kept in touch with Ran, but they never had time to meet.

Therefore, she knew everything that happened around Xiaolan.

Furthermore, Ms. Midori Kuriyama, an employee of her agency, frequently visits Kitahara Natsuhiro's restaurant for lunch, and they are quite familiar with each other.

Sometimes Midori Kuriyama would chat with Ran and then relay the conversation to Eri Kisaki.

Therefore, Eri Kisaki is well aware of Ran's recent situation.

Hearing this, Kitahara Natsuyu smiled and said, "No, Ran is my friend, and the storefront I rented belongs to Mr. Mori, so naturally I have to take care of Ran."

"You don't need to be so polite with me."

Xiao Lan will become his daughter sooner or later, so there's nothing wrong with taking care of his future daughter.

We're all family, so there's no need to be so polite.

Eri Kisaki smiled slightly and didn't continue the topic, but instead talked about other things: "I wonder if Mr. Kitahara has time this weekend?"

"The weekend?" Kitahara Natsuyu was taken aback. "You have time? What's wrong?"

Eri Kisaki said somewhat shyly, "Didn't I say I'd treat you to a meal? It's just that I haven't had time lately."

"I happen to have some free time this weekend, so I thought I'd treat Mr. Kitahara to a meal to properly thank you for your help to me and Ran."

"I see." Kitahara Natsuyu said, "I don't have time on the weekend, that's fine."

"But I remember you once said, Attorney Fei, that you're not very good at cooking. How about I give you some cooking lessons this weekend?"

"Really?" Eri Kisaki was overjoyed and clasped her hands together. "Wouldn't this be too much trouble for you?"

She has never been satisfied with her cooking skills.

Furthermore, her separation ten years ago was also somewhat related to her cooking skills, and coupled with her guilt towards Xiaolan, she wanted to cook a big meal for Xiaolan.

But I know my own cooking skills are not very good.

Well, Kitahara Natsuhiro has come to my door, so it's a good opportunity to ask him for advice.

"How could that be?" Kitahara Natsuyu waved his hand and said, "I don't have anything to do this weekend. I'm just killing time anyway, so it's no big deal for me to come and help you out."

"And when you live alone, cooking at home can help pass the time."

"And there is a sense of satisfaction in eating food you make yourself."

“That’s right, that’s right!” Eri Kisaki nodded vigorously. “Cooking for yourself and eating it yourself really makes you feel very satisfied.”

"Then I won't stand on ceremony. I'll trouble you with the weekend, Mr. Kitahara."

"You're welcome," Kitahara Natsumi said. "But Attorney Fei, are you here today to see Xiaolan?"

"Or are you here on official business?"

Cases in Beika Town and Tokyo are increasing daily, keeping Eri Kisaki extremely busy, but she's also earning a lot of money.

Hearing this, Eri Kisaki said with some distress, "I'd like to go talk to Ran and take a rest."

"But I've been so busy lately that I just can't find the time."

"I came here today to meet with my client, who lives nearby."

"But it snowed today and the ground was icy, so I didn't drive here."

She's a very good driver, but if the road is icy, it's best not to drive to avoid any problems.

“That’s true.” Kitahara Natsuyu nodded. “It’s best not to drive when the ground is icy.”

"Yes."

And so, Kitahara Natsuhiro and Kisaki Eri started chatting until they came to a fork in the road.

Eri Kisaki wanted to go that way, while Natsuhiro Kitahara wanted to go that way, so they parted ways here.

"Well then, Mr. Kitahara, see you this weekend!"

"Yes, Attorney Eri Kisaki!"

(End of this chapter)