Ke Xue: My standards for dating are not problematic!

Chapter 231 Xiao Ai, your figure is better again, it's all thanks to me!

"Son, you're finally awake?"

Kitahara Natsuhiro walked over and suddenly said something.

This remark made both Conan and Ai unable to hold back their laughter, especially Ai, who burst out laughing.

She knew that Kitahara Natsuhiro was trying to take advantage of Kudo Shinichi, since the two were less than ten years apart in age.

This situation made it really hard for Shinichi Kudo to accept that someone else was calling him "Dad."

However, considering the relationship between Kitahara Natsuhiro and Yukiko, Kudo Shinichi should indeed call Kitahara Natsuhiro "father".

But given Shinichi Kudo's personality, he wouldn't shout it out unless he was killed.

However, Conan did call Kitahara Natsuhiro "Dad" once, but that time it was because Kitahara Natsuhiro tricked him into doing so, so it doesn't count at all.

"Haihara-sensei, if you can't hold it in, then don't. Be careful not to cause health problems," Kitahara Natsumi said with a smile.

The next second, Ai burst out laughing.

"Teacher Kitahara, I never imagined you and Conan's mother were boyfriend and girlfriend!" Ai blinked and began to act.

Since I'm just killing time anyway, I might as well tease Conan a little.

Furthermore, Conan doesn't know her true identity yet; he only knows that she is the school nurse at Teitan Elementary School.

"Not at all!"

Upon hearing this, Conan immediately retorted.

He didn't want his mother's affair with his teacher to become the talk of the school.

After all, his mother is quite old, while Teacher Kitahara Natsuyu is only in his twenties. If this gets out, wouldn't it be like an old cow eating young grass?

He's a high school detective, the savior of the Japanese police—Shinichi Kudo can't afford to lose face like that.

Therefore, he will never admit to it, and as long as he doesn't admit it, no one will know.

You can't exactly ask his mother to confirm it.

etc.
Conan suddenly thought of something.

Although no one else could confirm with his mother, they could confirm with Kitahara Natsuyu. That guy is always a big mouth, and last time he even tricked him into saying those two words, which made him furious.

Therefore, the key person is Kitahara Natsuhiro, not his own mother, Yukiko.

"Oh, really?"

Ai looked at Kitahara Natsumi with a suspicious expression, a hint of curiosity flashing in her eyes.

Looking at Ai's expression, Kitahara Natsuyu couldn't help but think to himself, "You're really bored, actually deceiving Conan, that brat, here."

"But it's no problem. I'm just killing time anyway, so I might as well tease this brat!"

Anyway, Conan doesn't know about his relationship with Ai.

"certainly."

Just as Kitahara Natsuyu was about to say something, Conan suddenly sprang up, hanging himself on Kitahara Natsuyu's body, gripping his clothes tightly with both hands, and even swaying on him a couple of times.

This is Conan; any other child who has just recovered from a fever would definitely not have such power.

It has to be said, Conan truly is a gifted individual.

That's understandable, considering Conan's performance in the movies; he's practically a superman.

So it's quite normal that she had the energy to lie on him as soon as her fever subsided.

"Oh dear, Conan, what's wrong with you?"

Kitahara Natsuhiro muttered something in a mocking tone, then grabbed Conan by the collar and pulled him off his body.

Upon hearing this, Conan narrowed his eyes, his face full of displeasure: "What did you just say?"

Kitahara Natsuyu chuckled and said, "Of course I'm telling the truth. Do you really think I, as a teacher, would lie?"

"I'm a teacher with professional ethics, what do you take me for?"

"You've disappointed me too much, Conan," Kitahara Natsuhiro said earnestly.

Upon hearing this, Conan scoffed, "You think you have any professional ethics? You think you like to tell the truth?"

He simply doesn't believe such things.

If Kitahara Natsuhiro had any professional ethics, he wouldn't have gotten involved with his own mother, nor would he have been juggling two or even three relationships.

As for telling the truth
He really can't use that as an excuse.

After all, Kitahara Natsuyu has told the truth several times and rarely lies. Even his mother knew about his affair with several women, so he was really telling the truth.

"Hmm?" Kitahara Natsuyu said, "Conan, it seems you don't believe what the teacher said. It seems you have a deep misunderstanding of the teacher."

At this moment, Ai Haibara interjected, resting her chin on her hand with a playful smile: "So, Kitahara Natsuhiro, what exactly is your relationship with Conan's mother?"

"of course"

Conan quickly covered Kitahara Natsuhiro's mouth to stop him from speaking, and whispered, "Please, don't tell anyone."

"If you tell anyone, the new school nurse might spread the word everywhere, and then I'll become the subject of everyone's gossip."

"And it will also affect your image at school, so please don't say it!"

Conan reasoned with him, appealed to his emotions, and patiently explained.

However, Kitahara Natsuhiro was determined and refused to listen to Conan. He even threatened Conan, saying, "Conan, is this how you beg for mercy?"

Begging for mercy requires showing your belly, but only pretty young ladies are allowed to do so. As for guys, forget it, I'm afraid I'll get a sty after seeing it.

"What do you want?"

Conan gritted his teeth and already had a suspicion in his mind, but he really didn't want to do it unless absolutely necessary.

If I do that, wouldn't that mean I'm really this guy's son?

No, absolutely not!

"What do you think, Conan?" Kitahara Natsuhiro looked at Conan with a half-smile.

He knew very well that Conan knew what he wanted and what he desired.

So, Conan, you don't want other people to know about me and your mom, do you?

In reality, Yukiko didn't care about these things, and neither did Kitahara Natsuhiro.

Furthermore, Yukiko is already divorced, so there's no problem with them being together.

At most, the fact that an older man is dating a younger woman might become a topic of conversation, but it's not a big problem.

"Is this really what you want?"

Conan's eyes were clenched, his cheeks were flushed, and there were bloodshot veins in his pupils. He looked really angry.

Rather than being angry, it's more accurate to say that they were helpless and frustrated.

After all, those words are really hard to say.

“Of course, I want to hear you say those words right now, so please grant your father’s wish,” Kitahara Natsuyu said with a smile.

Upon hearing this, Conan glared at Kitahara Natsuyu, but Kitahara Natsuyu remained unmoved and completely unfazed.

There was no other way; in order to protect his reputation and avoid becoming the subject of gossip among the school's teachers and students, he had no choice but to compromise.

"Daddy"

Conan eventually managed to say those two words, but his voice was soft, broken, and incomplete.

However, Kitahara Natsuhiro still heard it, and even Ai heard a little bit, since there were only the three of them in the room, and the door to the infirmary was closed.

Therefore, even the slightest sound can be easily heard inside.

Upon hearing the word "Dad," Ai clenched her fists, looking like she wanted to laugh but dared not.

After all, we still need to give Conan some face; it would be troublesome if he got angry.

But then again, she had called Kitahara Natsuhiro "Dad" before, but not in this kind of setting, but at home, and with her sister. Thinking of this, Ai's face flushed slightly.

Conan interpreted the slight redness as a result of suppressing laughter, which must be due to hearing Conan call out "Dad" earlier.

Damn it!
Why should I suffer this kind of bullying at school, with no chance of fighting back?

I don't want to go to school anymore, I want to go home.

If he could, he would like to punch himself unconscious so that he wouldn't be laughed at.

wanna die!

Ding-ling-ling
Just then, the bell rang, signaling the end of get out of class.

The ringtone sounded like heavenly music to Conan. He immediately turned to look at the clock on the wall and realized it was already three o'clock in the afternoon, time for school to end.

So, he could finally leave this place that had caused him so much humiliation.

Great!
It's good to prohibit it!
"Teacher Kitahara, I've done as you said. Put me down now, I'm going home." Conan started wriggling in mid-air.

He wanted to escape this place that made him feel like he was living a life worse than death, right now, immediately.

"Fine!"

Although he wasn't particularly satisfied with Conan calling him "Dad," it was enough for now. If he continued teasing him, things might get out of hand.

Let's spare Conan this time!

Next time, I'll have a proper time playing with Conan.

After this little scuffle, Conan forgot about having his blood drawn and stopped making a fuss about it.

Normally, Conan would definitely be overthinking things.

This also solved a problem for myself and Ai.

"Alright, you can go pack your things in the classroom and go back now. But when you get back, you should rest more and eat more nutritious food to boost your immunity."

"Your resistance is too weak," Kitahara Natsuyu lectured.

Upon hearing this, Conan nodded, said thank you, and then prepared to leave.

Just as he was about to leave, Ai called him back.

"etc."

Conan turned around and asked, "What's wrong, Ms. Haibara?"

Xiao Ai said, "I checked you out, and there's nothing seriously wrong. You can just take some cold medicine when you get home."

"Also, avoid eating cold or spicy foods."

"If you have time, exercise more and work up a sweat."

"Your body is too weak, this won't do."

"I understand, Ms. Haibara."

Upon hearing this, Conan grinned broadly and then turned and left.

And his expression changed immediately after he turned around.

"Empty? I'm not empty at all."

"It must be that medication that lowered my immunity, which is why I'm so prone to catching colds."

"It's all those guys' fault."

"Damn it, I won't let you get away with this!"

Conan clenched his fist and walked further and further away.

After Conan walked away, Ai said softly, "Actually, we all forgot something."

"What is it?" Kitahara Natsuhiro asked.

"Didn't you say that a severe cold and fever combined with some baijiu (Chinese liquor) could temporarily restore him to normal? We should have tried it just now," Xiao Ai sighed.

It was a pity that such a good experimental subject had been lost.

“Next time,” Kitahara Natsuyu said, stroking his chin. “Conan’s immunity has dropped, and he’ll be getting fevers and colds a lot more often. Next time he has a fever, I’ll give him some baijiu (a type of Chinese liquor) so I can get his data.”

"Yes, that works too."

Ai nodded, stretched, and revealed an amazing curve.

"Your figure has improved a lot, it's all thanks to me." Kitahara Natsuyu nodded with satisfaction.

Before, Ai Haibara could only be described as having a good figure, but now she has an enviable figure.

Ai's transformation is inseparable from Kitahara Natsuhiro; it's all thanks to him.

Hearing this, Xiao Ai rolled her eyes at him: "What a character."

"Are you free this week? Come shopping with my sister and me."

Kitahara Natsuhiro shook his head and said, "I have plans for this weekend. Suzuki Sonoko invited me to go on vacation to a villa deep in the mountains and join a magic enthusiasts' chat group."

"I heard that Phantom Thief Kid is among them."

"Suzuki Sonoko? Kaito Kid?" Ai asked. "You don't have any feelings for this girl, do you?"

"And this Phantom Thief Kid should be the second generation, right?"

Although she was always in the organization, she knew quite a bit about the outside world, and the organization had also investigated Kaito Kid, but stopped after investigating for a short time.

Therefore, she knows a little bit about Kaito Kid.

Kitahara Natsumi said, "That's right, he's already the second-generation Phantom Thief Kid. The first one faked his death to escape because he was being targeted, and he's currently in a casino in Las Vegas, USA."

"The current Phantom Thief Kid is his son, a guy who only cares about fishing."

Kaito Kuroba transforms into Phantom Thief Kid in order to investigate the truth behind his father's death and lure out the murderers who killed him.

Therefore, Kaito Kuroba has no problem fishing.

However, Kaito Kuroba's attempt to fish for fish might have backfired.

Because he had no idea whether he had caught a small shrimp or a shark.

"Oh, right, there's one more thing. Kaito Kuroba and Shinichi Kudo are cousins."

"Huh? Cousin, really?" Ai's eyes widened, she was also very shocked by this.

Kaito Kid is actually the brother of Yusaku Kudo, the bestselling novelist worldwide.

That's truly unbelievable.

Both brothers were geniuses; one became a phantom thief at a young age, while the other became a famous mystery novelist.

They truly are a hidden dragon and a phoenix!

“Really?” Kitahara Natsuhiro squinted.