Ke Xue: My standards for dating are not problematic!

Chapter 148 Old Deng, you want to be my dad? Watch me poke your tires!

You can call me Dad or Father-in-law!

You can call me Dad or Father-in-law!

You can call me Dad or Father-in-law!

These words kept echoing in Conan's mind; he couldn't forget them.

This statement was incredibly impactful for him at such a young age.

He couldn't believe that the seemingly honest and unassuming Kitahara-sensei would utter such rebellious and unworthy words as a teacher.

He actually wants both his mother and Xiaolan's mother!
Trying to have it all is really going too far!
Moreover, the law does not allow such a thing to happen, since bigamy is a crime that carries a prison sentence.

Most importantly, his mother would never share her husband with other women, otherwise she wouldn't have divorced his father.

Eri Kisaki is the same; otherwise, she wouldn't have divorced her childhood friend, Kogoro Mouri.

Thinking of this, Conan finally smiled, his previous bitter expression gone.

Ding-ling-ling
Just then, the school bell rang, and after packing up their things, the teacher announced that school was over and left the classroom.

"get out of class is over."

Hearing the familiar ringtone, Conan looked as if he had been transported to another world.

He felt that today went by very quickly, much faster than usual.

Perhaps it's because he's been constantly thinking about the relationship between problems and worries!

When he is thinking, he feels that time flies by. But if he is simply in class, he feels that time is too slow and even torture, especially elementary school courses.

"Conan, what's wrong with you today?"

"His face looks terrifying!" Mitsuhiko, carrying his schoolbag, walked up to Conan.

Ayumi and Genta were also with them.

"Exactly! Conan, are you sick?"

Ayumi immediately placed her hand on Conan's forehead and her other hand on her own forehead to test Conan's temperature.

It was eventually discovered that Conan did not have a fever.

However, Ayumi became even more panicked. Since it wasn't a fever, she must be thinking about Ran.

Conan, with his thick eyebrows and big eyes, really likes older women!
"I'm not sick!" Conan said helplessly, gently swatting away Ayumi's hand. "I was just thinking about some things."

"I'm not sick at all, don't overthink it."

"You must be thinking about Ran-neechan, right?" Genta leaned closer, revealing a sly expression.

"what?"

Conan was stunned upon hearing this.

Sister Xiaolan? What does this have to do with Xiaolan? Don't overthink it.

"What Genta means is that you like Ran-neechan, but Ran-neechan likes Shinichi-nii, so you're worried about how to make Ran-neechan like you," Mitsuhiko said, shaking his head and analyzing in a serious tone.

"Huh?" Conan panicked and stood up from the stool, stubbornly retorting, "What nonsense are you talking about! How could I possibly like Ran-neechan? Don't talk nonsense!"

How do these guys know that I like Ran?

And why did you say it in public? What if Xiaolan finds out?

Liking someone is one thing, but making them face it is another.

So this is a secret that can't be told.

"See, you're getting impatient again, Conan."

Genta and Mitsuhiko exchanged a glance, shook their fingers, and clicked their tongues.

"Sister Xiaolan, I like you." Genta said shyly to Mitsuhiko.

Upon hearing this, Mitsuhiko's eyes immediately turned into adorable big eyes, and even his hairstyle stood up, perfectly recreating Ran's budding talent: "No, Conan."

"I like your Shinichi brother, so you should just give up!"

"Oh! No!"

In an instant, the classroom was plunged into darkness. Yuan Tai knelt on the ground, a beam of light shining on him. His eyes were filled with tears as he took out a handkerchief to wipe them away.

"Sister Xiaolan, don't leave me!"

Snowflakes are falling, and the north wind is howling.
"That's right, that's exactly how it is, so Conan, you should give up your fantasies! You're just an ordinary elementary school student, you can't compare to Shinichi at all!"

Ayumi crossed her arms and began to comment with a serious expression.

They must dispel Conan's fantasies so that he can get on the right track.

"Hey, are you guys kidding me?"

Conan watched Genta and Mitsuhiko's performance, covered his cheek, and looked utterly helpless.

"You three idiots, I am Shinichi Kudo, you just don't know it."

"If I were the same as before, I would definitely teach you a lesson."

But he doesn't dare now.

Yuan Tai was tall and strong, and he was no match for him at all. He could also see that the three guys were now united against a common enemy and on the same side.

If he dares to make a move, he's guaranteed to be ganged up on and beaten by these three.

Therefore, he absolutely let Genta and the other two off the hook. Just you wait, all of you just wait. After I turn back into Shinichi Kudo, I'll teach you a lesson and show you what you've got for talking about me.

"Hahaha"

Just then, an untimely laugh rang out.

Hearing the laughter, Conan, Genta, Mitsuhiko, and Ayumi turned to look at the window near the corridor.

Beside the window, they saw a familiar figure—it was Kitahara Natsuhiro, who was laughing heartily.

“This is really interesting.” Kitahara Natsuyu said with a grin, “Genta, Mitsuhiko, you two shouldn’t start a detective agency, you should start a drama club instead.”

He watched Mitsuhiko and Genta's performance from beginning to end; it was so entertaining, and he even heard all their conversations.

Indeed, it's always more interesting to eat other people's melons (gossip).

Upon hearing this, Mitsuhiko and Genta smiled shyly: "Actually, this is just our hobby."

"Of course, we didn't intentionally make things difficult for Conan; we just wanted to help him see the error of his ways."

“That’s right, that’s right, that’s exactly it,” Genta agreed.

After all, in their minds, Ran already has Shinichi, so it would be wrong for Conan to interfere at this time.

How could someone become a mistress, especially knowingly and willingly?

“Mmm, mmm, mmm.” Kitahara Natsuyu nodded: “You’re right. Conan has indeed fallen for someone he shouldn’t. Keep up the good work and make sure Conan gets back on the right track.”

"It's getting late, you should hurry home. Be careful on the way, and don't linger on the road."

Kitahara Natsuhiro waved his hand and walked towards the stairs.

"This guy, how dare you talk to me like that? You're the one who's going down the wrong path." Conan thought to himself as he watched Kitahara Natsuyu's departing figure.

He is Shinichi Kudo, not some mistress.

But Kitahara Natsuyu, you actually tried to have your cake and eat it too. That's too much. I definitely won't let Mom fall for it.

Just you wait, when I get back I'll puncture your tires and make sure you get nothing.

Because of Kitahara Natsuhiro's mockery, Conan decides to turn to the dark side, which is to puncture Kitahara Natsuhiro's tires to show him the consequences of getting what he, Kudo Shinichi, has to do with.

He actually wants to be my and Xiaolan's father? Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Ahahahaha!
After watching Kitahara Natsumi leave, Mitsuhiko and the others put their arms around Conan's shoulders and said with a smile, "Conan, let's go back together!"

Although they just made fun of Conan, they are still Conan's good brothers, brothers who would go to great lengths for him.

Upon hearing this, Conan said irritably, "You three actually said that just now."

"If you want me to go home with you, then buy me an ice pop."

Just kidding, after all that scheming, you think you can just go home with him? No way.

Unless you bribe me with something.

He has been assimilated by Mitsuhiko, Genta, and Ayumi, and he won't get angry over such a small matter.

Furthermore, their intentions were for his own good, and they didn't even know that they were Shinichi Kudo, so he wouldn't blame them at all.

"no problem!"

Mitsuhiko and the other two exchanged glances and smiled happily.

They can certainly afford to treat us to a mere popsicle.

Teitan High School, at the school gate.

Judy Sterling glanced at her watch every now and then, looking around as if she were waiting for someone.

Just then, a man wearing a knitted hat walked around the corner and headed straight for Judy.

Upon seeing the man, Judy smiled, instinctively tucked her hair behind her ear, and went to greet him.

"Hey, isn't that Ms. Jodie? Who's that man next to her? Could he be her boyfriend?!" Sonoko and Ran walked over carrying their schoolbags, glancing at the distance with a sly look in their eyes. "I remember Ms. Jodie saying she didn't have a boyfriend. Could this be her new boyfriend?"

"Judging from his back view, he must be a very handsome guy."

Hearing this, Xiaolan also looked over. When she saw the man wearing a knitted hat, she frowned: "This man... I feel like I've seen him somewhere before."

"Huh?" Hearing this, Sonoko turned to Ran: "You saw him? Could it be someone who lives near your house?"

Xiaolan raised her head, thought for a moment, and shook her head: "I can't remember. I just felt that the figure looked familiar with the knitted hat."

"As for whether they are my neighbors, I don't know."

"I see." Sonoko nodded, then nudged Ran's arm. "Ms. Jodie left with that man. Let's follow them."

"Sonoko, this isn't a good idea."

"What's wrong with that?" Sonoko said, pinching her cheek. "Aren't you curious about who the man is with Ms. Judy?"

"And you seem to know it very well."

"This"

"Don't hesitate, you'll fall behind if you don't go now."

After saying that, Sonoko pulled Ran along and ran off, falling far behind Jodie and Shuichi Akai.

But
Sonoko and Ran's clumsy tracking skills had long been discovered by Jodie and Shuichi Akai.

(End of this chapter)