Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace

"Someone! Prepare the sedan chair, I'm going to bathe in the river behind the mountain!" Sai Taisui pointed to the iconic sedan chair and then sat down.

"We'll eat that barbecue later when we get back. Let's leave it for now!"

Seeing Sai Tai Sui like this, Tang Sanzang and his companions were completely dumbfounded!
Why does this idiot always think of things on a whim?
What's with the bath, bro!
You're a monster, okay?
Seeing the four people standing there in a daze, Sai Taisui glared at them.

The four men were startled and quickly dropped what they were doing to carry the sedan chair.

Be careful!

A woman with homosexual tendencies is not someone to be trifled with...

In the river behind Qilin Mountain.

At this moment, Sai Tai Sui was standing by the river, recalling that it had been a very, very long time since he last took a bath.

When did it become like this?
It seems that it was precisely when those small animals died at the entrance of the burrow that I no longer had to go out to forage for food!

Sai Tai Sui shook his head, regretting that the small animals dared not come.

"Come, give your master a proper wash!"

Sai Tai Sui leaned against the riverbank and closed his eyes.

"Um, sir, all of you?!"

Tang Sanzang stepped forward, swallowing hard, his hands trembling slightly. The other three members of the Journey to the West team covered their faces, unable to bear the sight! This torture was worse than hell!

"Of course, what are you waiting for? Do you really need to teach me such a small thing?"

Sai Tai Sui frowned and looked at Tang Sanzang, scolding him.

Tang Sanzang had no choice but to continue; he almost cried!
Oh no, my lifelong reputation is ruined!

Is it really impossible to come back?!
The other three people stared at this scene in shock and bewilderment!
It has to be you, Tang Sanzang!
That's absolutely amazing!
After a long while, a splash was heard as the object fell into the water.

The four finally breathed a sigh of relief; thankfully, nothing else went wrong! Especially the other three—thankfully, thankfully Tang Sanzang endured it all! He truly deserves to be called the number one pilgrim!

Meanwhile, Tang Sanzang silently squatted in the corner drawing circles.

Crying!
My lifelong reputation is completely ruined!
But just then, the nightmare began again!
The four of them had just breathed a sigh of relief.

"Come on, give me a back rub, hurry up and get down!"

Sai Tai Sui, who was soaking in the water, waved his hand and gave the order.

The four of them were completely shocked!
I go!

No!
Is there no escaping this?!

Yun Zhongzi, Bodhidharma, and the others quickly turned their attention to Tang Sanzang!

It's up to you now!

Tang Sanzang almost burst into tears! What kind of human suffering is this?! "Why aren't you hurrying up?"

"What are you doing?!"

Sai Tai Sui shouted angrily.

"Um, sir, we don't need to take off all our clothes, do we?"

Tang Sanzang's eyes were filled with terror as he asked in surprise.

"You can take your clothes off if you want, hurry up!" Upon hearing this, the four people immediately relaxed! Thank goodness, it wasn't forced!
So the four of them gritted their teeth and stepped into the river.

As long as I preserve my reputation, I'm not so bad off working as a servant now!

"That's strange! Why are there so many dead fish and shrimp in the river?"

Tang Sanzang, who was rubbing Sai Tai Sui's back, asked curiously.

The other three, who were rubbing other parts of their bodies, gestured for Tang Sanzang to look at what he had rubbed out.

As they scrubbed, layer upon layer of black and gray filth covered the river.

The larger fish and shrimp are fine once they come into contact with each other.

He had just fainted, but his body was still trembling.

The smaller ones simply rolled their eyes and died instantly. The four couldn't help but sigh, "This Sai Tai Sui is truly a talent! How many years of accumulated filth and grime has it accumulated?"
They've polluted a river!
"Hey! Pick up all those fish and shrimp, we'll have a big meal back in our cave tonight!"

Four Buddhist monks: ? ? ?
What the hell!

Are you still planning to eat?
Brother, we underestimated you!
Lingshan.

The monkey was lying in a shady spot, leisurely munching on a spiritual fruit.

Suddenly, Zhunti appeared beside the monkey. "Wukong! You've rested enough, why don't you go and rescue Tang Sanzang and the others!"

"This Tai Sui is so hateful! It's already delayed us for so long!"

Zhunti looked at the monkey and spoke kindly.

"Sage Zhunti, are you very free every day? Why do you come to ask me, Old Sun, questions every day!"

The monkey glanced at Zhunti, then simply changed position and continued lying down.

I, Old Sun, am now the kind of person who won't act unless I see a rabbit!

"You treated me rudely, now you can't even reach me." Zhunti was helpless. He came almost every day to persuade the monkey, appealing to his emotions and reasoning with him.

No matter how much you try to persuade him, the monkey remains unmoved!
This monkey seems to harbor deep resentment towards Buddhism these days!
"Look, our sage can give you four magical treasures to protect you, how about that?"

After thinking for a while, Zhunti suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

We should consider his preferences!

"Oh, I see. Let me take a look at it first!"

Upon hearing the four items, the monkey was overjoyed.

Not long after, Zhunti finally gave up four treasures and some rare and precious materials.

The monkey finally left Mount Ling slowly and headed towards Mount Qilin.

Seeing the monkey leave, the three saints finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Qilin Mountain.

At this moment, Sai Tai Sui felt refreshed and was sitting in the sedan chair, feeling drowsy.

Not long after, they finally arrived at the cave. Sai Tai Sui got up and immediately tied up Tang Sanzang and the other three again.

"Wait a minute! Why hasn't that monkey come back from picking fruit yet?"

Just as the four people were tied up, Sai Taisui suddenly frowned.

Tang Sanzang and his companions couldn't help but roll their eyes. "You're only realizing this now?"

Then Sai Tai Sui extended his divine sense out of the cave and searched all the way, but still found no trace of the monkey.

"Oh well, maybe it got eaten by something? Who cares!"

Sai Tai Sui yawned and lay down on the bed.

Not long after, that familiar snoring sound rang out.

"Sigh! I wonder if Wukong has returned to Mount Ling to ask for help yet!"

Tang Sanzang looked outside the cave, hoping to see the monkey.

Bodhidharma and Yun Zhongzi glanced at Yuanshi and remained silent.

"They should be here soon. Now we can only rely on this monkey!"

Unexpectedly, Yuanshi also had high hopes for the monkey, which surprised Yun Zhongzi and Damo.

Yuanshi could tell what they were thinking just by looking at their expressions.

You know the nature of the other three saints.

We've suffered so much hardship along the way, and now look at this strange golden retriever.

How could they dare to act rashly?
I just hope the monkeys move faster; staying here is too much of a torture!

I'd rather have been beaten up by this guy!
"Hey monkey, wanna lose for a bit first, then come back to Mount Ling and scam again?"

"Yes, if this is done well, you'll directly reach the peak of Quasi-Saint!" The monkey, who was on his way to Qilin Mountain, also received the message from the lolis. Upon hearing "peak of Quasi-Saint," a strange glint flashed in the monkey's eyes.

If it weren't for the fear of being discovered by the sage, the monkey would have burst into laughter right now!

I've made up my mind, that's what I'm going to do!
When it comes to acting, I, Old Sun, am second to none.

Soon after, the monkey finally arrived at Qilin Mountain.

Then I heard that incredibly familiar snoring sound.

"What kind of lackey did this lady take in? He sleeps like a pig!"

The monkey shook its head, inwardly grumbling. (End of Chapter)