Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace
Chapter 664: Laughing out loud
Soon the two monkeys arrived at the main hall and looked at the three Buddhas sitting high on the throne.
"Three Buddhas, quickly see which one is real and which one is fake!"
"Buddha! I am the real Sun Wukong, this is a fake!"
"Who are you calling a fake? You're the fake one! You monster!"
"I am the real Sun Wukong, and you are the fake Sun Wukong! Show your true form! Humph!"
The three Buddhas looked at the two monkeys arguing and felt a headache coming on.
How can I tell the difference?
You can't tell at all, okay?
They already know about the Q&A that just happened outside, so these two monkeys are now completely flawless!
"What do you two think?"
Tathagata looked at Guangchengzi and Randeng, but they also shook their heads helplessly.
"Look, we really can't tell the difference! You are all the same!"
The Buddha shook his head, looking utterly dejected.
"Nonsense! How could I be the same as this demon! Buddha, your eyes are failing you!"
"Nonsense, what kind of Buddha are you? You can't even tell the difference!"
The two monkeys were furious and started cursing at the three Buddhas.
"How dare you! This is a sacred Buddhist site; you must not speak such nonsense!"
Seeing the two monkeys acting this way, the three Buddhas angrily rebuked them.
This is the central Mahavira Hall of Mount Ling, and it has been so insulted by these two monkeys.
Where then is the dignity of Buddhism?
Although I felt helpless, I still had to speak up and reprimand them.
Otherwise, where would Buddhism put its face?
"Fine! You three can't tell the difference and you still want to insult me!"
"Hey hey hey! You're swearing now, huh? I, Old Sun, am going to beat you to a pulp!"
Without saying another word, the two monkeys rolled up their sleeves and rushed forward to fight.
The three Buddhas couldn't help but widen their eyes in astonishment!
Damn it!
That monkey is so bold!
They actually dared to start a fight?
"How dare you!! How can such a thing be done in a sacred Buddhist site!"
Suddenly, a majestic voice resounded out.
The two monkeys that were about to attack vanished instantly, having been summoned to the Four Holy Ones of Buddhism.
Looking at the two monkeys that had disappeared, the three Buddhas were filled with lingering fear.
If you really get beaten up by the monkey in the main hall, who can you complain to?
At that moment, the two monkeys saw the four sages in front of them, who were in a fit of rage.
"Sage! This monster struck first! He's an imposter!"
"You're the fake one! You damned monster! How dare you frame me?" "Damn it! That's enough! You've been impersonating me, Old Sun, all this time!"
"You're the one who's fake Sun Wukong!"
The two monkeys started arguing as soon as they arrived in front of the sage.
This caused the saints, who were initially about to be angry, to look at each other in bewilderment.
"Stop! Let me see! These two Sun Wukongs, stop arguing!"
Laozi rubbed his forehead and immediately spoke up to stop him.
Upon hearing Lao Tzu's words, the two monkeys each snorted coldly and stopped arguing.
After Lao Tzu did some calculations, he discovered that it was a chaotic mess that he could not see through at all.
He thought to himself that something was wrong, and at the same time looked at the other three saints.
The three saints squinted and examined the two monkeys for a long time, and also shook their heads.
After thinking for a moment, Lao Tzu directly transmitted his thoughts to the two monkeys:
"Six ears! Six ears! With us here, there's no need to pretend!"
"Six Ears? Who are you talking about! Have you figured it out yet?"
A monkey picked at its ear, its face full of speechlessness.
"Are you the one I'm talking about? You must be that Six-Eared Demon!"
The other monkey immediately seized the opportunity to criticize.
"You are the one! You're a scourge!"
"Hey! You fake Sun Wukong, you actually have a point?"
Seeing that the two monkeys were about to start arguing again, the four Buddhist saints intervened and stopped them.
"This is truly... You two Wukongs, wait a moment, we will invite the Sage of Limitless to come and identify it!" Laozi said with a grim expression.
But many doubts remained in my mind. Could it be that both of them were fake?
But we can't kill them all!
This monkey is crucial to the great undertaking of the Journey to the West; if it is truly killed, the entire Journey to the West will be over.
Amidst their doubts and anxieties, the four sages reported to Hongjun and Yangmei...
Lingshan, Zixiao Palace.
Hongjun, who was meditating, opened his eyes upon receiving the call from the Four Sages.
A closer look revealed the whole story.
Hongjun was also full of doubt, unable to figure out what had happened.
Then he called Yang Mei over, and together they came before the Four Saints.
"Greetings, Master Yangmei Immortal!"
Upon seeing Hongjun and Yangmei arrive, the four sages hurriedly bowed.
The two monkeys looked at Hongjun and Yangmei with disdain.
They merely watched the other party warily, paying little attention to the two Great Sages of Limitless Realm.
Upon their arrival, both Hongjun and Yangmei made some calculations.
"Fellow Taoist, how are you?"
Hongjun frowned and looked at Yang Mei.
"I can't figure it out! Even with all my supernatural powers, I can't see through these two monkeys!"
Yang Mei shook her head, feeling that this was truly a rare occurrence.
How can there be two identical Sun Wukongs?
Then Hongjun told him about the Six-Eared Macaque.
"But this isn't right. These two monkeys look like the same one."
At this moment, the two Supreme Saints were already engaged in a spiritual exchange.
Hearing Yang Mei's words, Hongjun frowned even more deeply.
This is something he doesn't understand; they are clearly two different monkeys.
Now they all look the same?
Even after using countless methods and magical treasures, they still couldn't tell the difference!
"I can't see it either, it's really strange!"
Hongjun's helpless voice echoed in Yang Mei's mind.
"Or should we kill them both?"
"No! This monkey is crucial to the success or failure of the Great Tribulation. Killing the wrong one could lead to unpredictable changes!"
Just kidding, the monkey is destined to be the one to retrieve the scriptures.
Even if Liu Er replaced him before, he would only suppress him and would never dare to kill him!
Who knows what consequences and changes would occur if he were eliminated?
This was entrusted to us by the great god Pangu, and it was also our hope for turning the tide!
"What should we do then? We can't possibly send both monkeys on the pilgrimage, can we?"
Hongjun felt a headache coming on and didn't answer Yang Mei's question.
Go directly up to the two monkeys and ask them questions, no matter how small.
The result was that they answered all of them correctly, without missing a single one!
Hongjun and Yangmei exchanged a glance, their expressions turning even uglier.
"Hehe! With us here, what else do you want to ask?"
Little Sugar, who was watching the show from the shadows, said smugly.
"These Buddhist fools, let them cry their hearts out this time! Hehehe!"
Little Mengmeng also found this scene extremely funny and kept laughing.
Look, look! Two monkeys have completely outwitted the Buddhist saint!
"That's right! Scam them until they cry, and steal all the treasures from the Buddhist community!"
"Break down Mount Ling! Break down the Buddhist sect! Go monkeys!"
"Hey! Can you guys even tell?"
"Hey! Don't waste everyone's time, hurry up!"
"Could he really be that incompetent? A Buddhist saint, no less!"
"It's unbelievable that someone with this kind of ability can be called a saint. It's laughable."
Listen to the two monkeys constantly making sarcastic and insulting remarks.
The six Buddhist saints' faces grew increasingly grim, and they looked at the two monkeys with such hatred that they wished they could slap them to death!
Immediately, the four sages all raised their eyebrows at Hongjun, hoping that they could resolve the current situation.
Hongjun and Yangmei were also helpless, as they tried everything but could not tell the difference.
There's really no other way! (End of Chapter)
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