Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace

Upon closer inspection, everyone else began to radiate heat.

"What's going on? It's so hot!! Ugh!!!"

At this point, the monkey couldn't help but jump up and keep shouting that it was hot.

"Oh! I forgot to tell you, this healing elixir has a flaw."

"After taking it, I feel unbearably hot all over; only continuous exercise can relieve the effects of the medicine!"

Come on, let's have a fun run!

Then, Red Phosphorus took the lead and started running happily.

Tang Sanzang and the others were speechless.

Forgot?
Damn, this was intentional!
Although he was cursing inwardly, he had no choice but to run after them.

"Wukong, don't you feel something's a little strange?"

"What's strange?"

"I also feel something's a bit strange!"

"Oh dear! Saint Zhunti...your butt!"

"Fuck!"

The lolis watching from the shadows couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Hahaha! These idiots, they didn't even realize their underwear was burned away in the fire!"

At this moment, Little Tangtang was clutching her stomach, laughing nonstop.

"This is an eyesore! But they really are silly, hehehe!" Little Mengmeng couldn't help but laugh happily.

Little Su Su remembered what her father had said about the content being unsuitable for children, and couldn't help but cover her eyes with her little hands.

But he couldn't resist peeking through the crack, a smile playing on his lips.

Lingshan.

"Do not look at what is improper! Do not look at what is improper! I hope Brother Laozi will leave soon!"

Jieyin turned his head to one side, his face extremely pale.

"Alas! It seems Fellow Daoist Zhunti is about to lose all face!"

Seeing this, Yuanshi sighed and said.

Hongjun, standing to the side, couldn't help but shake his head, wondering where these strange monsters had come from.

The Buddhist community has been utterly disgraced!
At this moment, the gods and Buddhas of Mount Ling were strangely quiet, with only the shoulders of many people trembling incessantly.

It was as if they were trying their best to endure something.

"Um... Pfft!! Never mind! Never mind!"

"Shut up! If Sage Zhunti finds out, you cough cough cough!!" With this cough, countless coughs immediately echoed throughout Mount Ling.

Immediately, the flushed faces of all the gods and Buddhas eased somewhat.

Seven Absolutes Mountain, Red Phosphorus Martial Arts School.

The effects of the medicine had worn off, and Tang Sanzang and his companions sat on the ground, on the verge of tears.

They were wearing a simple outfit, with only leaves around their lower bodies.

But it's much better than before!
At this point, Zhunti was in even worse shape, having buried his head in his knees.

Kill me! Kill me!
Today was absolutely a human tragedy!
"Everyone did a great job today! Let's move on to the next step!"

At this moment, the radiant Red Phosphorus happily addressed the crowd.

"Master, is that enough for today? I feel like I've become quite formidable!" Yun Zhongzi looked at Hong Lin with a serious expression.

"Yes, Master! You look so tired today, how about I give you a full-body massage?"

Tang Sanzang even ran directly to Hong Lin and started massaging her.

Seeing the look of enjoyment on Red Phosphorus's face, everyone began to feel anticipation.

Tang Sanzang always had a way!
Having special skills really makes you popular anywhere!
"Stop! It feels good, but it will corrupt my principles. I can only do it once, not twice!"

After saying that, Honglin pushed Tang Sanzang away.

"Remember my teachings, and don't be influenced by these sugar-coated bullets!" Tang Sanzang and his companions looked at the resolute-looking Hong Lin, their lips twitching incessantly.

Is this guy insane or possessed?
Is this some kind of relentless self-destruction strategy?
Heavens above!
Open your eyes!
Hurry up and kill this bastard!
Someone once told me that the Inner Canal is immune to all poisons. Here, take all these pills!

Red Phosphorus took out the prepared pills.

Upon closer inspection, everyone noticed that the pills were brightly colored and extremely vibrant.

"Master, what kind of pills are these?"

Mokha Kassapa already had a guess in his mind, but he still asked the question with a forced smile.

"These are poison pills, of course, but don't worry, there are antidotes for them! Don't be afraid!"

Watching Honglin excitedly recount his story, everyone felt a chill run down their spines.

Is this how you train to be immune to all poisons?
Which bastard told you that?!
Damn it!
Just then, Lao Tzu finally arrived.

"You beasts! Hurry up... Uh, can you put your clothes on first? It's a bit of an eyesore!"

Just as Laozi was about to shout, he suddenly saw the scene before him and his face turned red.

He quickly covered his eyes with his hands.

When everyone saw that it was Lao Tzu, they couldn't help but shed tears.

Our savior has arrived!
We've been waiting for this for ages, and it's finally here!
"Old man! Are you here for training because of your reputation? Wait a minute, let me give them the pills first."

Honglin gave Laozi a strange look and waved his hand to indicate that he would wait a moment.

At the same time, I was also filled with emotion, thinking about how a person's fame can influence a tree's shadow.

It seems that people are starting to flock to see him!
"Look at them! Look at them! They're so old and they still exercise. What about you?"

"Hey! Keep up the good work! Don't let the older folks look down on you!"

Honglin sighed inwardly and began to earnestly reprimand everyone.

Everyone:...

Lao Tzu: ? ? ?
Seven Absolutes Mountain, Red Phosphorus Martial Arts School.

Looking at the smug-looking Red Phosphorus, Laozi felt speechless.

What's in this guy's brain?
How could someone have such a bizarre idea?
But thinking about it again, it makes sense. Otherwise, how could such a bizarre training method come about?
"I am the sage Laozi of Buddhism! You vile creature, you have committed countless evils and obstructed the great undertaking of the journey to the West to obtain the scriptures. Today I will suppress you!"

Having said that, Lao Tzu unleashed his sage-like cultivation and glared menacingly at Hong Lin.

Hong Lin looked at Tang Sanzang and his companions with a strange expression, then looked at Laozi.

"Oh, so you're their master too. Your sect is really pitiful, all of you are skinny and old! Sigh!"

Honglin shook his head, his expression full of regret.

Hearing this, Laozi became even angrier. This was blatant contempt for Buddhism! A powerful energy formed in Laozi's hand and struck Honglin with unparalleled force.

Upon seeing this, everyone quickly moved away, wishing they could stay as far away as possible.

"Good timing! But you old man, you're too weak, you wouldn't even last two punches from me!"

Red Phosphorus's body sank slightly, and in one swift step, it charged towards Laozi.

Its lightning-fast speed shattered Lao Tzu's attack, and he swung his fist forward.

boom!
The heavy fist imprint sent Laozi flying, crashing into countless mountains and forests.

As everyone watched intently as Red Phosphorus fought Laozi, the monkey, who was retreating, was startled.

They vanished from the spot without anyone noticing.

On the other side, at the place where Lao Tzu was knocked away.

A loud shout rang out.

Suddenly, a golden-winged roc with wings spanning thousands of feet took flight!
Its sharp eyes were fixed on the red phosphorus, and it kept making chirping noises.

Honglin looked puzzled as he saw the suddenly appearing Golden-Winged Roc.

He just stared blankly, without moving an inch.

In Lao Tzu's view, this scene showed that he was afraid!
At this moment, Lao Tzu was extremely excited.

Sure enough, the giant red-phosphorus python was afraid!
The Golden-Winged Roc is his nemesis!
Hmph, watch how I spread the glory of Buddhism today! (End of Chapter)