Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace

"That's right! This is coarse salt I specially prepared; it will definitely boost your resilience to blows by leaps and bounds!"

As he applied the red phosphorus, he spoke earnestly.

"Oh... what is that? Coarse salt? Ah!!!!"

Yun Zhongzi was going crazy at this moment; no wonder the pain was getting stronger and stronger as he applied the ointment.

Upon hearing the word "coarse salt," Tang Sanzang and his companions were shocked!
Holy crap!
You call coarse salt a miracle cure?
Only a lunatic would rub salt into a wound, right?
As they watched Hong Lin meticulously apply the coating to Yun Zhongzi's entire body, Tang Sanzang and his companions felt a sense of terror!
Unparalleled terror!!
Soon, Yun Zhongzi was covered in coarse salt, and at that moment he cried.

"Alright! Whew, this kind of meticulous work is quite tiring!"

After saying that, Red Phosphorus turned its gaze to the monkey.

The monkey immediately began to struggle frantically, its eyes pleading.

"It's okay, you little rascal! I'll be careful, come on!" "Ah!!! Holy crap!!! Help!!!"

Sanxian Island.

"How come I've noticed that even the most normal monsters get led astray by these little guys?"

Seeing the horrific scene at Seven Absolutes Mountain, Li Changsheng was both amused and exasperated.

"Not only that, but even saints can be led astray by these little rascals! Hehe!" Nuwa couldn't help but laugh when she suddenly thought of those saints who ruined Buddhism.

"This is fun! I wish I hadn't come back so soon!"

Houtu had already returned by then, and she said regretfully from the side.

Upon hearing Houtu's words, Li Changsheng and the others burst into laughter.

If Houtu doesn't return soon, even the most revered Buddhist saints will be driven to despair and commit suicide!
Lingshan.

The gods and Buddhas' expressions changed when they saw the coarse salt in Red Phosphorus's hand.

"The Buddha said, 'If I don't go to hell, who will?' Tang Sanzang and his companions were truly admirable!"

"That's right, only by experiencing tribulations can one achieve great merit! Amitabha!"

"This benefactor, Red Phosphorus, is truly an extraordinary person... Why do I feel a little pleased? This must be my imagination!"

Among the gods and Buddhas watching the spectacle and discussing it, many were suppressing their laughter.

After all, the deaths of people like Monkey Yunzhongzi are the best kind of juicy gossip for the general public.

"This is a bit tragic. This red phosphorus python is way too crazy!"

Lao Tzu shook his head, his face full of speechlessness.

"As long as no one dies, it's acceptable. Let's also take a look at the weaknesses of that red phosphorus!"

Jieyin looked at the people suffering on Seven Absolutes Mountain and made a suggestion.

"Yes! If that Red Phosphorus is too crazy and keeps detaining them, delaying the Great Tribulation, then we still have to take action!"

After thinking about it, Yuanshi agreed.

The four saints then fell silent, staring intently at Red Phosphorus, trying to find his weakness.

"This monkey actually dares to try and be clever! Hahaha!"

At this moment, Little Sugar, who was watching closely, burst into laughter.

"And Yun Zhongzi, huh? Did he think we wouldn't know he was hiding from us? Go, Xiao Hong! Give them a good beating!"

Little Mengmeng clapped her hands and cheered.

"That's right! Let's think of some more fun things to do so that Xiaohong can have some fun with them!"

As she spoke, Xiaotangtang looked at Xiaosusu, hoping she could give her some advice.

"As the saying goes, 'to climb mountains of knives and plunge into seas of fire, to be impervious to all poisons, to be indestructible—that is the ultimate defense! Little Red will be interested!"

After thinking for a moment, Xiao Susu said with a mischievous smile.

Seeing Xiao Susu, Mengmeng and Tangtang's eyes lit up.

The girls then began discussing the details, occasionally letting out pleasant laughter.

Seven Absolutes Mountain, Red Phosphorus Martial Arts School.

By this time, Tang Sanzang and the others had been covered in coarse salt and all looked utterly dejected.

Seeing this, Hong Lin also began to apply it himself, his brows furrowed and his face slightly ferocious.

But he only let out a muffled groan.

Even Tang Sanzang and the others, who were hanging there, disregarded their own pain and all looked at the red phosphorus. After the red phosphorus was applied, they breathed a sigh of relief.

"Phew, that felt great! This is real training!"

At this moment, Red Phosphorus closed its eyes, its face filled with ecstasy.

Holy crap!
Is this thing a monster?
How can you be intoxicated by this!
I'm infatuated with you, my foot!
Tang Sanzang and his companions cursed inwardly, feeling both terrified and frightened by the red phosphorus!
"Little Red, Little Red, come here!"

Just as Red Phosphorus was enjoying himself, he suddenly heard the voices of the lolis.

Looking back, he saw three little girls waving at him from inside the cave.

Honglin didn't think much of it, assuming that the three junior apprentices simply didn't want to be exposed to the public.

He then hurriedly went into the cave.

"Look, my three little masters, this coarse salt is really effective!" Seeing the little girls so happy, Honglin couldn't help but show off her work.

"Great job, Little Red! You seem very satisfied!"

Seeing how happy Honglin was, Xiaotangtang couldn't help but give him a thumbs up.

"That's right! Xiao Hong can set a good example, I believe you can definitely lead them well!"

Little Mengmeng was also there to help.

"Oh, right, Xiaohong, we forgot, there are some secret techniques for self-improvement that you'd like to learn."

With a blink, Little Sugar asked Red Phosphorus with a smile.

"Of course I'm willing! I'll follow the lead of these three young masters from now on!"

Upon hearing what Little Sugar said, Red Phosphorus instantly became excited.

Such a powerful secret technique, I definitely have to learn it.

Not only should she learn it herself, but she should also pass it on to the four people outside so they can carry it forward! Thinking of this, Honglin's eyes lit up, and her face was filled with uncontainable joy, anticipation, and expectation...

Seven Absolutes Mountain, Red Phosphorus Martial Arts Academy Cave.

Red Phosphorus was deeply moved by what the lolis said.

"Forge your outer skin through mountains of knives and seas of fire, forge your inner strength to be impervious to all poisons, and hone your courage through extreme hardship. Remember that?"

After organizing her thoughts, Little Sugar smiled and said to Red Phosphorus.

As soon as Little Sugar finished speaking, Red Phosphorus Time froze.

He kept muttering to himself, as if he had lost his soul.

Seeing the seemingly bewitched Red Phosphorus, the lolis exchanged smiles and disappeared into the cave.

As the sun sets and stars appear, birds return to their nests.

The four members of the Tang Monk's group, who were still hanging outside the cave, were about to collapse. They waited for a long time but Hong Lin did not come out.

"Master! Are you asleep in there? Quickly put us down!"

Unable to contain himself any longer, Yun Zhongzi shouted loudly.

Seeing this, Tang Sanzang and his companions also began to shout loudly, but the cave remained completely silent without any response.

"Oh no! Is he planning to keep us hanging like this forever?"

Yun Zhongzi looked at the already dark night and was filled with worry.

"Sigh! That old man even said there was only one bullied python spirit here, and I actually believed him!"

The monkey looked indignant.

At the same time, I was also wondering, what's going on this time?
Why didn't you let yourself out to call for help?
Could it be that this red phosphorus isn't one of the little devils' underlings?
The monkey was completely bewildered; this plot was totally wrong! "Wukong, we can only rely on you now! You've saved us so many times!"

Tang Sanzang, standing beside him, looked expectantly at the monkey.

Upon hearing Tang Sanzang's words, the monkey rolled his eyes at him.

Save you my foot!
Now I, Old Sun, am like someone who has been abandoned and can barely take care of myself.

Seeing that the monkey was clearly helpless, Yun Zhongzi and Moke Jiaye exchanged a glance.

They both saw the doubt in each other's eyes.

The saints had them keep an eye on the monkeys, but apart from the first few times being a bit strange.

Everything's normal!
Was our suspicion wrong? (End of Chapter)