Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace

Poisonous Enemy Mountain, Pipa Cave.

Having endured countless hardships, Yuanshi finally arrived here with great excitement.

He couldn't help but wonder who had gotten the credit!
Therefore, upon arriving at the Pipa Cave, Yuanshi immediately spoke up:

"I wonder which fellow Daoist has performed such a great feat? I'm a bit late, haha!"

Although they were abused and robbed by the lolis, this moment enhanced the prestige of Buddhism.

The Primordial One was extremely pleased to see this!
"And who are you? What are you doing making such a racket at Pipa Cave!"

Hua Hua emerged from the cave with an impatient expression.

Yuan Shi was stunned!
Damn it!
Is that monster still around?
Wait a minute, didn't we already deal with her?
At this moment, Tang Sanzang and his two companions, who had heard the noise, also came out, and their expressions immediately became interesting.

The expressions on the faces of the three men all seemed to say, "Sage, leave quickly!"
"Tang Sanzang, are there something wrong with your faces? Why do you all look so strange!"

At this point, Yuanshi was still in a daze and wondered what was wrong with Tang Sanzang and the others.

Upon hearing this, the expressions on the faces of Tang Sanzang and his companions became even more varied.

It was almost like it was about to convulse.

Hua Hua couldn't help but glance back, and the three of them immediately became trembling and restrained their expressions.

At this moment, Yuanshi seemed to have realized something.

But upon closer reflection, I seem even more puzzled.

This is similar to how a person's mindset, once it only follows one logic, can suddenly produce an incorrect one.

It's like being momentarily unable to react; at this moment, the Primordial One's thinking is somewhat disordered.

Until, a gurgling sound rang out.

Yuanshi looked closely and saw that there was a large rooster tied up at the door!
Damn it!
Who is this?
Was it Laozi, Jieyin, or Zhunti?
How could this happen? The plan has failed!
Yuanshi immediately understood!
"Hehe! That humble Taoist was just passing by. Oh, excuse me! I'll come to visit another day!"

At this moment, Yuanshi wished he could slap himself twice.

They must have been thrown off balance by those little devils and didn't even see the situation clearly!
Suddenly, Hua Hua appeared beside Yuan Shi.

"Hey! You come and go as you please, and you're even yelling at people's doorsteps! Stay here!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a fierce fist imprint came flying towards him.

boom!
Boom!!
Seeing Yuanshi crashing to the ground, Tang Sanzang and his companions couldn't help but cover their faces with their hands.

I'm too ashamed to look at this!
How could this Primordial Sage be so foolish?
The rooster at the cave entrance stared blankly at the fallen Yuanshi, its eyes filled with despair.

"Hahaha! You're so stupid, Yuanshi! Go and get your ass kicked!"

Not far away, Little Tangtang was happily eating kebabs and laughing.

"SuSu's suggestion was really good; it completely confused Yuanshi! Hehehe!" Xiaomengmeng looked at Xiaosu and couldn't help but laugh.

"Yuanshi is just being foolish, haha, this is hilarious!"

After saying that, Xiao Susu picked up the skewers again and happily started eating.

"I bet Yuanshi would be even more heartbroken if he saw this."
As if she had thought of something, Little Sugar said with a smile.

Mengmeng and Susu couldn't help but laugh.

They ate the skewers grilled by Yuanshi while watching him get bullied.

Is there anything happier than this?
Lingshan.

They saw Yuanshi being sent flying by Huahua's punch, and then being beaten up by each of them.

The gods and Buddhas, who were already in an uproar, were even more shocked.

Damn it!
Both saints suffered!
Is it going to be a repeat of the past?
This change happened so fast that even the gods and Buddhas couldn't quite accept it.

How did these once-confident saints suddenly get defeated? Was the enemy too powerful, or were we too incompetent?
The gods and Buddhas fell into deep self-doubt.

Meanwhile, the monkey in the crowd straightened its clothes and smiled.

After waiting for so long, it's finally my turn to make my move!
snort!
Let me show you what a true savior is!
At this point, Laozi and Zhunti's expressions were extremely grim, and they were on the verge of exploding with rage.

"Second brother, you're foolish! You went without checking the situation; isn't that like a lamb being led to the slaughter?"

Laozi looked at the miserable Yuanshi with a disappointed expression.

"We can't blame Brother Yuanshi, he... he's probably been thrown off balance by those little devils! Sigh!" Zhunti shook his head with a wry smile, looking utterly helpless.

Originally, the only loss was the introduction of a guide, which could only be attributed to a flaw in their plan.

But now that Yuanshi himself has run into it, it makes them, the sages, look very foolish!
"How about we let the monkey go instead?"

Zhunti looked at Laozi and said dejectedly.

"Sigh! That's all we can do! I hope for a good outcome!"

After Lao Tzu finished speaking, he summoned the monkey.

"Wukong, Tang Sanzang and the others are currently trapped in the Pipa Cave. Do you have a way to rescue them?"

Zhunti looked at the monkey and couldn't help but ask it kindly.

"If only the saints would grant me a protective treasure, I could surely destroy the Pipa Cave and rescue them!"

The monkey glanced at Zhunti and Laozi, then patted his chest and said.

See how impatient you are?
In the end, they still won't let me, Old Sun, take action?
Honestly, it would have been better if it had been like this from the beginning!
"Alright, then we'll await your good news, Wukong!"

After saying this, Laozi and Zhunti bestowed treasures upon the monkey.

They were then sent off from Ling Mountain and headed towards Poisonous Enemy Mountain.

Soon, the monkey arrived not far from Poisonous Enemy Mountain.

Looking at the Poisonous Enemy Mountain ahead, the monkey was overjoyed.

I can improve my cultivation level again!
Just as the monkey was daydreaming, three little girls suddenly appeared in front of him.

The monkey stopped abruptly, its eyes wide open.

Damn it!
This script is wrong!
Why are you blocking the road?
"Young monkey, it's your honor to have met us. Let's rob you!"

Little Tangtang said happily while eating her kebabs.

"Um, my three ladies, I, Old Sun, am going to the Pipa Cave on Poisonous Enemy Mountain!"

The monkey blinked, emphasizing the words "Poisonous Enemy Mountain Pipa Cave" with particular force.

"It's okay, we can go after we've finished robbing them!"

Little Mengmeng seemed unaware of what it meant and spoke matter-of-factly.

The monkey had no choice but to pull out his golden cudgel and charge at the little girls.

"Then there's nothing more to say, I'm not afraid of you!"

After glancing at the little girls, the monkey knew he couldn't dodge any longer and immediately shouted to attack.

Since they've changed the script, there's nothing I can do about it!
Just then, a small, pink fist came crashing down.

The monkey was immediately knocked down by a punch and spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Ouch! Grandma, stop hitting me! I'll give it to you, okay?" Little Sugar was stunned when she heard the monkey's words of submission.

Wow, this monkey's gotten smarter!
Little Sugar withdrew her hand that was about to throw a punch.

Then the monkey respectfully handed over all the treasures, even the golden cudgel.

"We don't want this stick, it's just scrap metal! Take it away!"

The little girls looked at the golden cudgel with disdain and tossed it back to the monkey.

Soon after, the monkey could only return to Mount Ling with tears in his eyes.

What no one knew was that the monkey was secretly overjoyed.

My cultivation level has improved again, hahaha...

Lingshan.

Seeing the monkey being robbed, all the gods and Buddhas, including Laozi and Zhunti, couldn't help but want to curse loudly.

They just robbed and humiliated Yuanshi, and they haven't left yet.

The monkeys went and managed to rob us again!
At the same time, he secretly regretted not telling the monkey about the robbery.

Tell him to take a detour!
At this moment, Laozi and Zhunti were extremely frustrated; the precious materials they had entrusted to the monkey were gone again! (End of Chapter)