Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace
Chapter 567 Always messing with me
"This time, we'll not only see Buddhism get tricked, but we'll also see these three fellow Daoists exchanging blows! Truly impressive!"
Li Changsheng smiled broadly and nodded.
"I bet Fellow Daoist Tongtian has taken Tang Sanzang for a massage again, hasn't he?" Nuwa said, looking at everyone.
Chang Xixi nodded and smiled, "It must be!"
So the entire family from Sanxian Island kept a close eye on what was to come in Pingdingshan.
Yalong Mountain Forest.
The monkey rubbed its head and sat up. After resting for a while, the dizziness subsided.
What a terrible thing!
Where did this old monster come from?!
I can forgive her for dressing up as an old woman and making me, Old Sun, carry her the whole way!
He even got a beating; they really went all out!
The monkey grew angrier the more he thought about it, so he took out his golden cudgel and rushed towards Pingdingshan.
Soon after, the monkey found the Lotus Cave on Pingdingshan Mountain.
"Listen up, you monsters inside! Release Tang Sanzang, or I, Old Sun, will smash your Lotus Cave to pieces!"
The monkey shouted and cursed loudly, it was extremely angry.
He picked up the golden cudgel and smashed it towards the cave entrance.
Boom!!
It smashed countless stones, raising clouds of dust.
Suddenly, two monsters rushed out of the cave.
One has golden horns on its head, and the other has silver horns on its head.
They were all fierce and malevolent, their demonic aura soaring to the heavens.
"You damned monkey! How dare you vandalize my cave! Beat him up!"
As soon as Jinjiao came out, he got a mouthful of dust and said angrily.
"Go! Today we'll skin him alive!"
Silver Horn looked at the monkey with a wicked grin and charged straight at it.
The monkey saw this and thought, "Perfect timing!" and raised its stick to strike!
clang!!!
Unexpectedly, the Silver Horn King smashed the Golden Cudgel away with a punch, and then kicked the monkey into the ground.
Boom!!
The Golden Horned King was also quite fast, charging directly at the monkeys on the ground.
The monkey had just come to its senses and was about to get up.
Bang bang bang!!
The Golden Horned King unleashed a barrage of punches, knocking the monkey to the ground once again.
Seeing this, the Silver Horn King also descended from his height and kicked down hard.
Holy crap!!
The monkey cried!
That old woman was fierce, but her two sons were even fiercer!
"Stop, stop, stop! Your mother captured my master, I'm here to..."
The monkey stretched out its arm and hurriedly said something, but it would have been better if it hadn't said anything.
After they finished speaking, the Golden Horn and Silver Horn fought even more fiercely.
"That bastard! How dare he take advantage of us! Beat him up!"
"How dare he call us his sons? That damned bastard! Beat that monkey to a pulp!"
"You son of a bitch! Beat him up!"
The monkey was dumbfounded.
Did that old woman trick me, Old Sun?
Damn it!
How could it have turned out like this!
Is that old monster a lunatic?
"Haha! I can't take it anymore, my stomach hurts! That silly monkey got tricked by Tongtian!" Little Tangtang clutched her stomach, laughing incessantly.
"This plot is so interesting! Tongtian is a real talent! We'll definitely hire him again next time!"
Little Mengmeng was also laughing and chatting.
In front of Lotus Cave.
The Golden Horn and Silver Horn finally stopped and casually tossed the monkey thousands of miles away.
Watching the monkey turn into a black dot, he snorted coldly and returned to his cave.
Soon after, the monkey finally woke up.
I felt dizzy and my whole body ached terribly.
He rested on the ground for a while before slowly sitting up.
The monkey felt its mind was in a mess.
This time there are two groups of monsters, and they seem to be enemies?
Damn it!
Which side is actually cooperating?
If the wrong magic weapon is given, wouldn't that be a waste?
The monkey looked dejected, feeling that its future was bleak and uncertain.
On Mount Ling.
Even the gods and Buddhas looked completely bewildered.
"Strange! Why are there two groups of monsters this time?"
"Could it all have been arranged by Buddha? No way! This is way too difficult!"
"Probably not, haven't you seen them targeting each other?"
"Poor monkey! It got beaten up by two groups of monsters?"
The four Buddhist saints were also utterly bewildered. "Did you also arrange for this old demon to appear?"
Lao Tzu asked the three sages with a puzzled expression.
"No! Let me deduce... It turns out to be the nine-tailed fox spirit of Yalong Mountain!"
After explaining the reasoning, he said...
"But why does this fox spirit seem to be targeting Golden Horn and Silver Horn?" Yuanshi looked at everyone and asked in surprise.
"Perhaps there was a conflict with Golden Horn and Silver Horn? No, that can't be right!"
Zhunti had just finished explaining when he immediately contradicted himself.
The demon race now cultivates by absorbing the essence of the sun and moon, so what is there to fight over? Just as the four sages were discussing, the monkey finally regained his spirits.
He stood up and hurried towards Lingshan.
Before they had flown far, they received a telepathic message from Zhunti:
"That old woman is a nine-tailed fox spirit from Yalong Mountain, and she's not affiliated with Lotus Cave!"
The monkey was taken aback.
Damn old man!
She was a fox spirit!
You dare to mess with me, Old Sun? You're asking for it!
Without hesitation, the monkey headed in the direction it remembered, only to be dumbfounded when it arrived.
The Yalong Mountain that Tang Sanzang encountered on his journey is gone!
The entire mountain is gone!
What the hell?
Is this nine-tailed fox spirit a lunatic?
At this time, we were in a place extremely far from Pingdingshan.
Inside the cave on Yalong Mountain.
The old woman was lying there looking completely relaxed, while Tang Sanzang was giving her a vigorous massage.
"You bald monk, watch your step! Otherwise, this old woman will swallow you whole! Hehehe!"
Upon hearing the old woman's words, Tang Sanzang's pupils instantly contracted.
"Okay, okay! I'll definitely make sure the old man is satisfied!"
Tang Sanzang swallowed hard and looked around.
He was surrounded by all sorts of foxes, all staring at him fiercely.
Tang Sanzang shuddered and began massaging even more vigorously.
Damn it!
This humble monk has stumbled into a fox's den!
Help!!!
Originally part of Yalong Mountain territory.
The monkey was speechless, and at that moment, he couldn't help but grit his teeth when he thought of the old woman.
Then, having no other choice, they could only wander around searching.
To everyone's surprise, after searching for a short while, they found an old woman sitting by the roadside resting!
"Good! I've finally run into you! How dare you deceive me, Old Sun!"
The monkey muttered angrily and charged down to cause trouble for the old woman.
Upon approaching, the monkey grabbed the old woman by the collar and lifted her up.
"You old hag! Where did you take Tang Sanzang?"
The monkey's eyes were sharp as it shouted a question.
"Young Elder, are you sure you haven't mistaken me for someone else?"
The old woman looked at the monkey with a terrified expression and trembling eyes.
"You're not a monster?"
The monkey scratched its head, looking puzzled.
Could this really be an old woman?
Not that nine-tailed fox spirit?
"Of course not! Oh dear! You're bullying an old person!"
The old woman looked terrified and was on the verge of tears.
The monkey immediately put her down, but was still puzzled.
What exactly happened?
Just as he turned around to continue searching for Yalong Mountain, a whooshing sound suddenly came from behind him.
boom!!
The monkey felt a sharp pain on the back of its head and collapsed to the ground.
Then he felt someone sit on him and start punching and kicking him.
Bang bang bang!!
The monkey was completely dumbfounded!
Damn it!
What's the current situation with monsters?
Are you just messing with me for no reason?
After they're done playing around, they want to beat them up too?
The monkey was still asking himself three questions when the intense pain brought him back to reality.
He struggled to push his body open, shaking the old woman away.
The monkey jumped up and rubbed its back.
The old woman in front of him was staring at him with a gloomy expression, and the monkey felt a chill run down his spine.
"You old monster! You've attacked my grandson again! How dare you!!"
The monkey glared angrily at the old woman, its veins bulging.
"I've never seen such a stupid monkey before, and he even calls himself the Great Sage Equal to Heaven? Bah!"
The old woman sat down, crossed her legs, and looked at the monkey with disdain. (End of Chapter)
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