Primordial Era: Wife Nuwa, Adorable Baby Causes Havoc in Zixiao Palace

Little Sugar looked at Zhunti with a kind expression.

"Zhunti, I'll give you one incense stick's time to exchange for a few sets of Saintly cultivation techniques."

"Your fate is hard to predict."

boom!
A terrifying thunderclap echoed from the heavens.

The blood-red Eye of Heavenly Punishment slowly condensed.

Zhunti's heart trembled, and despair filled his mind.

This is clearly unreasonable!
“The little princess is right. This humble monk will go back and retrieve the sage’s cultivation method.”

Zhunti cried.

She was so scared she cried.

They ran away in a hurry.

After Zhunti slunk away...

The three little girls burst into laughter, bending over with mirth.

It was so much fun!

Emperor Taizong of Tang (Li Shimin) was also greatly impressed.

Is this how you supposed to mock a saint?
"Little Emperor, have you remembered this?"

"Next time Zhunti comes, do the same thing and make him make the trip a few more times."

Li Shimin nodded in agreement.

"Yes, little princess."

Lingshan.

All four saints had dark faces.

This daughter of Li Changsheng is clearly making fun of people.

But they had no way to solve it.

"If we just hand over the saintly cultivation techniques, how can every human become a saint?"

"Our future lies in the Great Way!"

Lao Tzu drew a conclusion.

All three saints nodded.

Soon, Zhunti, carrying the sage's cultivation manual, hurried to Chang'an.

no way.

The current wilderness is truly vast.

It was the Primordial Saint who wanted to descend directly from the West to the East.

That's impossible.

Little Sugar has a one-hour time limit; how could Zhunti dare to provoke her?
The only option is to use supernatural powers to travel through time.

They waited until they arrived in Chang'an.

Zhunti was already panting a bit.

royal palace.

At this moment, Li Shimin lazily looked at Zhunti.

His attitude was arrogant and cold.

"I am not interested in your cultivation methods."

Zhunti: "???"

Are you fucking crazy?!
Didn't you say you wanted the techniques of a sage?
Why have you lost interest again?
However, Zhunti guessed that it was probably Li Changsheng's daughter causing trouble again, so he could only endure it.

Zhunti's face twitched slightly, as if he had not been rejected, and he said.

"Human Emperor, please wait. You should know that such cultivation methods have many benefits. For example, once you have cultivated the Great Glazed Golden Body, you will not fall into the cycle of reincarnation, you will not be bound by karmic consequences, and you will have a free and unrestrained body."

Upon hearing this, Li Shimin propped his head up with one hand and said, "Are you cursing the human race to fall into the cycle of reincarnation and suffer karmic fire?"

Zhunti: "...This humble monk did not mean that."

Li Shimin sneered, "Then what's the meaning of your cultivation method? Our human race is born as a Great Luo Immortal, why should we cultivate your Glazed Golden Body?"

Li Shimin did it on purpose; otherwise, how could he complete the Empress's mission?
Zhunti was speechless after being rebuked, and his face turned as white with anger.

He was trembling all over.

Pfft!!!
Little Tangtang, Little Mengmeng, and Little Susu, who were secretly watching the show, couldn't help but burst out laughing after hearing Li Shimin's teasing remarks.

"Hahaha, Li Shimin is so funny!" Little Tangtang laughed so hard she almost fell over.

Xiao Susu smiled and agreed, "It seems we can train Li Shimin more in the future!"

Little Mengmeng's eyes narrowed into pretty little crescent moons. "Why isn't Zhunti crying yet?"

royal palace.

Zhunti suppressed his anger and forced a smile.

"Your Majesty, what I just presented was merely a preliminary idea. There are other cultivation methods in Buddhism that are more suitable for the human race."

"Our Buddhist Great Dream Guidance Technique allows one to cultivate as long as they enter a dream; its wondrous methods are boundless!"

Li Shimin complained, "I'm already tired enough during the day, who wants to cultivate in their dreams? Don't you need to rest!"

Zhunti's temples throbbed violently; he almost exploded.

"Your Majesty, our Buddhist Nine Revolutions Primordial Technique is a wondrous method of the Three Pure Ones, passed down by the Great God Pangu. It is an absolutely top-tier technique!"

Li Shimin remained listless after hearing this.

"That's it?"

Two words!
The damage wasn't significant!
However, it's still very insulting!
Zhunti was furious, his eyes twitching wildly.

Damn it!
You don't even want the Nine Revolutions Divine Skill!
Do you want to fly to the moon?!
However, Zhunti frantically warned himself.

Li Shimin is deliberately causing trouble; it's Li Changsheng's daughter setting a trap! We must remain calm and collected!
Three little girls sat on small stools, with sunflower seed shells scattered all over the floor.

They were all beaming with joy, thoroughly delighted.

When Li Shimin (Emperor Taizong of Tang) confronts people, he truly captures their essence!
The Imperial Palace. Zhunti gritted his teeth, frantically suppressing the rage within him.

Li Shimin saw that he was trying to hold back, but continued to provoke him: "Does Buddhism have no more cultivation methods?"

Zhunti's face turned completely black.

"there is none left!"

Li Shimin chuckled and said, "Your Majesty is absolutely right. The Buddhist sect really has no sincerity."

"Let's not dwell on the eastward transmission of Buddhism!"

puff!!!
He coughed up a mouthful of blood.

Zhunti said so much, yet all he got in return was such a casual remark from Li Shimin.

His pupils were truly stained with blood.

His eyes were red.

A mouthful of blood made even this saint feel short of breath and his chest tighten. What does it mean to need someone's help?
This is completely under someone's control.

Humanity may truly have no need for any Buddhist cultivation methods. Li Shimin is merely toying with himself.

boom!!
Zhunti could no longer restrain himself, and on a whim, he rushed out. He really didn't want to stay here.

The feeling of being so blatantly humiliated was something he had never experienced since becoming a saint.

This is so humiliating!
The crucial point is that Zhunti didn't dare to resist.

Those three little devils are definitely keeping an eye on things!
The more he resisted, the more the little girl adored him!
Zhunti could no longer stay.

If he stayed any longer, he felt he might be driven to his death by Li Shimin's anger. Moreover, the emperor's attitude was quite clear.

No matter how much he tries to persuade him, it won't get him anywhere.

After the quasi-ticket left.

Three little girls appeared and came out.

He was smiling as he walked.

The three little girls were very happy today, after all, they had watched a good show.

Zhunti is running around like a dog.

They were overjoyed.

I saw three little princesses come out.

Li Shimin immediately got off the dragon throne and stood respectfully to one side.

"Greetings, Your Majesty the Empress."

"Greetings to the two princesses."

Xiao Su said with a smile.

"Li Shimin, you did a very good job this time."

"It is my honor to receive praise from Her Majesty the Empress."

Li Shimin was also very pleased.

Little Tangtang said with a smile, "That's how you make it fun to tease Buddhists."

Little Mengmeng said with a face full of anticipation, "It's just a pity that the Buddhist sect only asks the human race. It would be even more interesting if they asked the witch race."

"Sister, don't you want to change it?"

Little Mengmeng looked at Tangtang with sparkling eyes.

We still need to ask Tangtang to change fate.

Tangtang rolled her eyes.

"The foolishness of the witch tribe is nothing compared to the fun of the humans."

Mengmeng thought so too, but she still wanted to compete with her older sister.

"What if it's even more interesting?"

At this moment, Xiao Susu said with a smile, "Sisters, it doesn't matter who we pray to in Buddhism, isn't it all just playing around?"

Both Little Sugar and Little Cute smiled.

That's right!
"Little Emperor, next time Zhunti comes over, you'll have to agree to his request."

"That's how you have fun, you know?"

Tangtang gave instructions to Li Shimin.

As a human emperor, Li Shimin naturally had excellent comprehension skills.

"Yes, little princess."

"When playing as a Buddhist, you can't just kill them directly."

"We need to leave some room for maneuver so we can keep playing."

Little Sugar nodded with great satisfaction.

"Not bad."

Little Mengmeng laughed and said, "The little emperor is really smart."

"She's only slightly worse than Su Su."

Li Shimin quickly replied, "I dare not compare myself to Her Majesty the Empress."

Xiao Susu just smiled and didn't mind.

As the way of all living beings, naturally no one can be smarter than Xiao Susu.

After all, Little Susu is the embodiment of the wisdom of all living beings.

"Oh right, sister, we should go back to visit Father and Mother."

Both Xiaotangtang and Xiaomengmeng nodded.

The three little girls left very quickly.

Li Shimin naturally saw him off respectfully. (End of Chapter)