I'll also work hard to conquer the dungeon today.

Chapter 616, pages 2.3-5: Guess Who I Am

"Speaking of which, although you're all here, I have a feeling that someone is impersonating you. How about we talk about something personal?" Chloe glanced at the men present, her beautiful red lips curving into a seductive smile.

"What?" Shui Qi narrowed her eyes and said coldly.

"Let me think..." Chloe pondered, then held up one finger with an excited expression, "How about you share your dating experiences!?"

Almost simultaneously, all the men stared at her in stunned silence. "Huh?"

"What? You've lived so long, I don't believe you're all a bunch of weaklings." Chloe frowned and retorted.

"How about this, I respect the elderly and care for the young, how about Brother Daolin goes first?" Shui Qi took a step back and said with a light laugh.

"So, Shui Qi, am I old or young?" Dao Lin rolled his eyes at Shui Qi and asked in return.

Shui Qi looked at Dao Lin with a smile, showing no intention of answering.

Bertias rummaged through the supply crate, casually grabbing a bottle of drink and tossing it to Shui Qi. Shui Qi glanced at it, confirmed it was safe, and took a sip. Then, seemingly after tasting something, his pupils constricted sharply, and he looked down again at the label.

Shui Qi: "..." I was careless.

Dao Lin sighed softly and said bluntly, "As for me, Dao Lin, I have zero experience in love and no one I like. Besides, both love and lust are caused by the release of dopamine, so essentially..."

"Stop, you're the kind of man who explains everything with science and has absolutely no romantic sense. Just shut up. I don't want to hear any more of this." Chloe waved her hand. She must be crazy to ask such a question. She was starting to have a bad feeling.

“Brother Daolin is as straightforward as ever. Is there anything wrong with this explanation? I think it’s quite interesting,” Shui Qi said with a smile.

"That's not how love is supposed to be," Lan Xiao retorted softly.

“Whether it’s because of hormones or not, isn’t the topic about dating experience?” Bertias reminded him.

"Yes, yes, yes, hahaha, dating experience, what about Belle?" Shui Qi asked with a laugh.

“I had a first love,” Bertias said slowly.

Everyone waited for Bertias to speak again, but nothing came of it.

"That's it?" Chloe opened her mouth, asking instinctively.

“Otherwise what? Is there something else?” Bertias retorted.

"So, how did you get along with your first love? Was there anything else later?" Chloa asked anxiously, looking at Bertias, who was completely covered in a gray cloak, appearing very gossipy and interested.

"There was no later. That was all in my childhood. My first love's grave is overgrown with weeds now. I didn't have time to date after that. Although I've never been in a relationship, I do have some experience. I'm a normal man," Bertias said casually, the last sentence seeming to emphasize something.

“So the answer is the same as Daolin’s, it’s zero,” Chloe said with a blank face.

With her emerald eyes fixed on Bertias, Lan Xiao opened her mouth, but ultimately said nothing.

"Haha, yes, Bell is a normal man." Shui Qi nodded and laughed.

Bertias: "..." He's laughing like a madman. How come this sentence has become ambiguous when it comes out of Shui Qi's mouth?
Dao Lin turned to look at Shui Qi and frowned slightly. "Shui Qi, what's wrong? I feel like you're acting a little strange all of a sudden." As soon as he finished speaking, his eyes fell on the bottle in Shui Qi's hand.

Dao Lin: "..." Who gave him this drink?

"Is this wine?" Bertias pointed to the bottle in Shui Qi's hand and asked, "Isn't it a beverage?"

“A special product of the Sinful Kingdom, a variety of strange drinks. No one knows what it is until it is drunk, but judging from Shui Qi’s appearance, he must have won the prize and drunk the wine.” Dao Lin said, and then added, “His luck is really bad. Let’s confiscate it for now. This kind of wine is very volatile and will be back to normal in about ten minutes.”

"Where are you two brothers?" Chloe asked, looking at the twins. "Everyone knows we like Momo, do we need to ask?" Ming Jin raised an eyebrow and chuckled as she countered.

"I mean, besides that, have you ever had a girlfriend or anything like that?" Chloe frowned and asked.

“Although many people pursued him, he rejected them all. If you like her, you should be devoted to her. To like her while dating others is scum and doesn’t deserve to be called a liking person.” Mingxi shook her head and said coldly.

"Mingxi looks like a bad kid, but I didn't expect her to have such a positive view on love," Chloe said in surprise.

Ming Jin glanced at Chloe, seemingly implying something, "Our family rules are very strict. If anyone dares to cause trouble, they'll probably have their legs broken first and then be kicked out of the house. That's why we hate people who are two-faced in relationships."

Kroya: "..." These two kids are really annoying. So what if she's a scumbag?

"Having said so much, you still have zero experience," Daolin pointed out.

Gemini: "..." Could you please not say it out loud?
Kroya looked at Shui Qi with excitement and asked, "Where's the vice president?" Actually, she had been waiting for this for a long time. She wanted to know about Shui Qi's dating experience. After all, Shui Qi was too self-disciplined, which always made her feel that there was something wrong with her.

“I do,” Shui Qi said casually.

"What? What?" Chloe asked curiously.

“Work and chocolate are both, I love them so much,” Shui Qi said with a smile.

Chloe's face turned cold, and she said, "Go to hell, you stinky man, you deserve to be single forever."

Shui Qi tilted his head and looked at Chloe with a puzzled expression. At this moment, he was still a little confused due to the alcohol, and his mind was a beat slower than usual.

“I have someone I have a crush on, but I have no experience with that,” Lan Xiao said softly.

Kroya's lips twitched slightly. They really were all a bunch of clueless losers. And the two socially awkward ones who left were obviously out of the question; they had zero dating experience. So it wasn't a problem with her personal charm, but rather that these clueless losers simply didn't know how to appreciate women.

Thinking of this, Chloe immediately felt better and more at ease. She wasn't going to bother arguing with these inexperienced bums!

"In the end, why are we even discussing dating experience with you? Do you even remember we're in a dungeon?" Dao Lin said, rubbing his forehead in exasperation.

Of course, he didn't think the question was bad. On the contrary, their answers made him realize that the people present were real people and not ghosts playing their roles. It was just that their answers were surprisingly similar, so no one could laugh at anyone else.

"That's precisely why I need to ask, since we're in the instance. You definitely won't answer me once we're out," Chloe said with a seductive smile, her bright red lips curving upwards.

At this moment, the smile on Shui Qi's face gradually disappeared, clearly indicating that she had woken up and recalled how she was when she was temporarily drunk.

"Are you angry?" Bertias asked in surprise.

"No." Shui Qi said with a cold face, as if she was resisting everyone getting close.

Dao Lin's lips twitched slightly; he seemed genuinely angry.

So he played his trump card, took out a razor and handed it to Shui Qi, saying, "This is for you. I had someone keep it for me."

Shui Qi first looked at the razor, then at Dao Lin, her expression conflicted for a moment, but in the end she took it.

Oh well, he didn't actually go on a drunken rampage anyway. Compared to his unshaven face later on, he didn't care about the farce that had just happened!

Dao Lin raised an eyebrow. Shui Qi was surprisingly easy to coax, but unfortunately, she wasn't obedient and cute most of the time.

(End of this chapter)