I'll also work hard to conquer the dungeon today.

Chapter 447 Qixi Festival Special: NPC Edition

[NPC Section]

I risked my life to conduct this interview, so please don't laugh even if you see it. Everyone actually knows what their situation is like.

[Arrogant Sher]
F: First of all, are you 11 (partner) or 1 (single)?

Shel: Single

F: Do you have a favorite type?

Sher (coldly): There is no one better than my dear.

F: When do you think you'll find a partner?
Sher: Do you want to die?
F: ...

F: If you were to have a date with your sweetheart on Qixi Festival, how would you plan it?

Sher: There is no such person. I have official business to attend to, so I'm leaving now.

F: I can already foresee what's going to happen next...
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[Jealousy-Contract]
F: First of all, are you 11 (partner) or 1 (single)?

Qi: I'm single, after all, there's simply no one good enough for me.

F: Do you have a favorite type?

Qi: Do you think they are qualified?
F: Actually, you're the arrogant one!
F: When do you think you'll find a partner?
Qi: If Xiaoye is willing, I can certainly find a partner anytime, it's just that my brother-in-law is a bit of a hassle.

F: You're already calling him brother-in-law?
F: If you were to have a date with your sweetheart on Qixi Festival, how would you plan it?

Qi: Do I really have to answer?
F: For reference.

Contract: On the positive side, it's the normal process for all couples.

F: What about the other side?
Qi (with a self-righteous air): Of course, it's in bed.

F: ...
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[Wrathful Zhu Yan] - Lured by sweets.

F: First of all, are you 11 (partner) or 1 (single)?

Zhu Yan (eating cake): Single.

F: Do you have a favorite type?

Zhu Yan: What is that?
F: So you mean what kind of person do you like?

Zhu Yan: Something stronger, because if someone's too weak, their bones break with a flick of the wrist, which is really pointless. Whether it's a mature woman, an older sister type, a loli, or even a uniform, a maid, etc., it's all fine. I don't have many preferences, as long as they're strong enough.

F: Wait! You're only 16! How do you know so much!

Zhu Yan: 100% of my apostles are girls; the only man is dead. (A harem king surrounded by girls of all types)

F: Growing up surrounded by girls... she's surprisingly not spoiled at all...

F: When do you think you'll find a partner?
Zhu Yan: Getting out of singlehood and going to bed? Although you can easily find someone to serve you with just a wave of your hand, Agatha said I should at least wait until I'm 18 to do such a thing, I'm too young now.

F: ...So you're the real harem king, aren't you? Also, please face your age and don't associate the idea of ​​finding a partner with that kind of thing.

F: If you were to have a date with your sweetheart on Qixi Festival, how would you plan it?

Zhu Yan: I'm still young, I can't have a relationship too early.

F: It's too late to say this now!
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[Lazy]
I can't find this guy.
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[Greedy-Shu Ming]: Coffee Shop
F: First of all, are you 11 (partner) or 1 (single)?

Shu Ming (drinking coffee): Single. (His fiancée is dead.)
F: Do you have a favorite type?

Shu Ming: Unadorned, primitive yet rugged, profound yet intriguing, giving one a sense of elusiveness...

F: Stop! I wasn't referring to your preferred type of coffee! I was referring to you!

(restart)
F: Do you have a favorite type?

Shu Ming (smiling with narrowed eyes): Besides being smart, you also have to share common interests with me, otherwise we won't have anything in common to talk about.

F: We share a common interest... coffee, you know...

Shu Ming (opens his eyes): If you like me, shouldn't you also accept my preferences?

F: Unfortunately, unless you're a serious coffee lover, you won't find this person!
F: When do you think you'll find a partner?
Shu Ming: When they look cuter than my coffee.

F: Stop looking for a partner, there's no one like that.

F: If you were to have a date with your sweetheart on Qixi Festival (Chinese Valentine's Day), how would you plan it? (I don't really want to ask)
Shu Ming: Let's go to a coffee shop, drink black coffee, eat...

F: That person is really pitiful.
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[Gluttony - Rongyi]
F: First of all, are you 11 (partner) or 1 (single)?

Rongyi: Single.

F: Do you have a favorite type?

Rong Yi: The so-called woman is nothing more than having two extra lumps of fat on her upper body, an extra hole in her stomach, and an extra passage in her lower body instead of an object. Other than that, there is no difference. Therefore, there is no such thing as liking or disliking.

F: ? ? ? You'll get beaten up for saying that!!
F: When do you think you'll find a partner?
Rong Yi: Two people? They'll try to take my things from me, so forget it.

F: Are you a little kid?!

F: If you were to have a date with your sweetheart on Qixi Festival, how would you plan it? Rongyi: What a hassle! Why does this person even exist?

F: Alright, you're destined to be single forever.
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[Lust - Adele]: The ultimate bottom
F: First of all, are you 11 (partner) or 1 (single)?

Adele: Single.

F: Do you have a favorite type?

Adele (pale at the thought): They're horrible.

F: ...I'll pin you to the ground and torture you severely?
Adele (standing up): I just remembered I have something to do, so I'll be going now!
F: Wait! There are two more questions! When do you think you'll find a partner?
Adele (trembling): Getting out of being single? Entering a hell from which I can never escape? How could such a terrible thing happen?!
F: Ahem, if you were to have a date with your sweetheart on Qixi Festival, how would you plan it?

Adele (suddenly relaxing as she recalls something): I'm still locked up!

(It really is a little rabbit)
[Fishy]
F: First of all, are you 11 (partner) or 1 (single)?

Fish: I'm single~
F: Do you have a favorite type?

Fisch: Watching me won't scare you, and no matter how you play with me, I won't break it...

F: Please stop your appalling remarks.

F: When do you think you'll find a partner?
Fish:

F: Okay, stop talking. (He killed everyone who confessed to Fish, so you can imagine what the answer was.)
F: If you were to have a date with your sweetheart on Qixi Festival, how would you plan it?

Fischl (laughs): I arrived at the date location 30 minutes early, and then it was basically the normal routine. After having dinner with her, the day was basically over. Then it was my turn to enjoy the food, and I'd slowly start savoring it~~
F: I felt like there was something hidden in what you said?
[Lanlos]
Considering that the previous one is already dead and this one is too young, we will skip him.
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Dionysus
F: First of all, are you 11 (partner) or 1 (single)?

Alcohol: Of course it's 11.

F: Where do you get the confidence to answer like that? Are you making something out of nothing?
F: Do you have a favorite type?

Wine: Look at my prefix, do you understand?
F: When do you think you'll find a partner?
Alcohol: Don't I already have a girlfriend?
F: Who?

Wine: Of course, it's my wine.

F: ...

F: If you were to have a date with your sweetheart on Qixi Festival, how would you plan it?

Wine: Of course, I want it to enter my body; if I could, I'd like it to last forever. (It was referring to wine.)
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[Jiafar]
F: First of all, are you 11 (partner) or 1 (single)?

Jafar: Single.

F: Do you have a favorite type?

Jafar (blushing): N-no, no!!

F: When do you think you'll find a partner?
Jafar (suddenly calms down): My life and everything I own belong to my master, so this situation does not exist.

F: If you were to have a date with your sweetheart on Qixi Festival, how would you plan it?

Jafar: I said, everything I own belongs to my master, and I do not have such a thing as a lover.

F: What if your owner is the person you love?
Jafar (blushing): Well... as long as she's happy...
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[Tan Xiuna]
F: First of all, are you 11 (partner) or 1 (single)?

Tang Xiuna: He must be in a relationship... (His girlfriend thought he was dead)
F: Excuse me for asking, are you single?

Tang Xiuna: ...

F: Do you have a favorite type?

Tang Xiuna: I love my Nana.

F: Your Nana thinks you're dead.

Tang Xiuna: ...

F: When do you think you'll find a partner?
Tang Xiuna (gritting his teeth): I am not single.

F: If you were to have a date with your sweetheart on Qixi Festival, how would you plan it?

Tang Xiuna (coldly): My wife thought I was dead.

F: ...
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[Qin]
F: First of all, are you 11 (partner) or 1 (single)?

Qin: Of course I have a partner, and a fiancée at that. I'm not like the one above~ (blatant sarcasm)

F: Do you have a favorite type?

Qin: When I first saw her, her timid little face was still wet with tears. I really wanted to break her. She looked so beautiful when she cried. My heart was instantly captivated. I wanted to keep watching her cry... but only in bed...

F: Stop your dangerous remarks! Stop showing off your relationship!

F: If you were to have a date with your sweetheart on Qixi Festival, how would you plan it?

Qin: Although going out together is great, it's a rare holiday, so it's definitely better to celebrate in bed~~ I absolutely won't let her escape; the way she cries from pain is just too beautiful~
F: ...Perverts really are hereditary.

In conclusion, only Qin Ke can celebrate Qixi Festival.

(End of this chapter)