The Wizard of Hogwarts is Unscientific

Chapter 189 Andy: Harry, you are a Parseltongue!
Hearing what Lockhart said, Andy and Harry looked at each other.This is the most outrageous thing the two of them have heard today.

Andy was curious as to why Lockhart could still speak so brazenly and think he was a master of magic even though his character had collapsed like this.
Really self-hypnosis?

All right!After all, not everyone can keep a clear mind. Even in the 21st century in the previous life, there were also many people who were blinded by profit and did many outrageous things.

Life can sometimes be stranger than fiction.

"Professor, I believe that your student days must have been wonderful." Andy said without changing his face.

Harry made a puke face.

"You have a good eye, Collins."

Lockhart smiled, "It was indeed a wonderful and unforgettable time. I still remember a Valentine's Day where I received more than 100 greeting cards."

"My God! You don't even know how distressed I was."

Andy: "..."

Glancing at Harry who was writing a reply to Lockhart's fans, Andy inexplicably felt... Maybe Lockhart wasn't bragging this time.

This is really enviable.

How about... I also try to write a novel?
"Professor, my signature..." Andy reminded.

Although the main purpose of coming to Lockhart's office this time is to 'encounter' Harry, one of Andy's goals is to get autographs in the restricted area.

This is called killing two birds with one stone.

"Of course!"

Lockhart agreed very readily, "Is it a book about the end of all curses? It is a very advanced spell. No one in the wizarding world understands the end of all curses better than me."

Lockhart quickly wrote the approval slip, he handed the approval slip to Andy, and then said with high spirits: "That year in France, a very evil black wizard released the Fiercefire Curse, just at the Paris—he wanted to destroy that city."

"My God! You can't imagine how dangerous it is for Fiendfire to get out of control. Paris was almost destroyed because of it."

"It was me, Gilderoy Lockhart, who used All Curses to prevent that disaster and save a city of Muggles."

"But I never talk about it."

Guess I believe it or not?

"Professor, you are really amazing."

Andy said with a look of admiration: "Then can you teach me how to learn the curse of death?"

"No problem at all!"

Lockhart agreed on the spot.

Then he changed the topic and said: "But you have to start with the most basic theory first. After you understand this book and master it skillfully, I will teach you the higher level of All Curses."

Andy felt that Lockhart was considered a talent.

He deceived the entire wizarding world...

He is really inferior as a professor, he should play financial fraud.

"Thank you for your note."

Andy put the batch note away and said, "You are really a great adventurer. I really look forward to seeing more of your adventure stories."

Before Lockhart could speak, Andy suddenly stood up and said, "It's already very late, Professor, I should go back."

Lockhart glanced at the clock in the office and said regretfully: "Well, it's indeed a bit late. Potter, go back with Collins!"

Harry breathed a sigh of relief, and his facial expression visibly revived.

"Professor, good night!"

After leaving Lockhart's office, Harry couldn't help complaining to Andy: "Andy, are you also a Lockhart fan?"

Harry couldn't help shivering when he thought that Andy, like that group of brainless fans, adored Lockhart crazily.

too disgusting!

"of course not!"

Andy took out the approval slip from the restricted section and showed it off, "Don't you think Lockhart is easy to trick? As long as you say something nice, you can get the approval slip from him."

Harry made an incomprehensible expression.

"What a Ravenclaw you are," Harry asked himself, he couldn't do such a thing.

Reading the book was already torture, but complimenting Lockhart... was doubly torture.

In the silent corridor, Andy and Harry whispered to each other from time to time.

"Andy, did you hear something?" Harry stopped suddenly and looked at Andy solemnly.

"Ok?"

Andy was taken aback, listened for a moment, shook his head and said, "No! Harry, are you too tired?"

"may be……"

Before the words were finished, Harry said again: "Listen, that voice appeared again. It said...killing...blood...food...not good, it might kill people!"

After the words fell, Harry looked at Andy in horror.

"Shh-"

Andy made a silent gesture, and said cautiously: "Harry, listen carefully."

Harry nodded silently.

After a while, Harry gave Andy a look, indicating that the voice came again.

Andy pretended to listen attentively.

"There was a sound, I heard it, it was a hiss..."

Andy walked to the window, took the wand, and used the levitating spell to pull out the little snake from the gap in the window.

"hiss~"

The little green snake spit out the message at Andy, and the whole snake circled in mid-air, making an attack posture.

"This snake can talk!!!"

Harry looked surprised, "Andy, this snake...it said it's going to eat you, be careful!"

Andy turned to look at Harry, frowned and said, "Harry, you're a Parseltongue!"

"What is Parseltongue?" Harry was confused.

Andy explained: "Parseltongue is the ability to talk to a snake. Harry, this snake can't talk, all I hear is hissing."

Harry obviously didn't care, "You mean, I can talk to snakes? But... I never learned that Parseltongue stuff."

Andy showed a complicated expression, "Harry, the ability of Parseltongue can be inherited. Do you know why the symbol of Slytherin House is a snake? Because Salazar Slytherin himself is a Parseltongue."

"Harry, maybe you have Salazar Slytherin in your veins"

Harry swallowed, obviously having a hard time accepting that he was related to Salazar Slytherin.

"Impossible! How, how could I have anything to do with Slytherin?"

Harry couldn't accept it all over his body, "Andy, you must be mistaken. I guess there must be many people in the wizarding world who have this ability, right?"

After speaking, Harry looked at Andy with a look of unconfidence.

He longed to hear the answer he wanted to hear from Andy's mouth.

only……

Harry thought about what happened during the sorting last year.

The Sorting Hat strongly urged him to join Slytherin, saying that joining Slytherin would allow him to achieve great things.

"Parseltongue can be learned."

Andy said: "As far as I know, Dumbledore knows many languages ​​​​of magical animals, such as mermaid language and Parseltongue."

"But... Harry, your abilities are innate."

(End of this chapter)