The Wizard of Hogwarts is Unscientific
Chapter 159 The Children's Chapters Are All Lies
Chapter 159
After breakfast, Andy returned to the Ravenclaw common room to continue reading.
"Ugh!"
Putting down the book, Andy sighed, feeling slightly disappointed.
What Zhang Qiu brought back were some basic books, which were of little help to Andy.
And Andy has always fantasized that Huaguo can have some breathing exercises, or can improve magic power, or can exercise spiritual power and the like.
Unfortunately, fantasies are just fantasies after all.
Wizards all over the world are the same. Magic power is innate and can only improve with age.As for the cultural differences between East and West, they are just different names.
As for the unity of spirit, energy and spirit, the unity of man and nature, the gathering of three flowers on the top, and the cutting of three corpses, they are all just legends in the Muggle world and have nothing to do with the magic world.
The book records some small magic that belonged exclusively to Huaguo, but they are just some small tricks, which can't improve Andy's strength at all.
If there is anything else worth mentioning, it might be China’s potion science!
The west is magic medicine, while the Hua country is alchemy.
The preparation methods of the two sides are different, but the medicinal effect is similar.
"I thought I could get some special cultivation methods!"
Andy read several books in a row, and finally confirmed again that the legend is just a legend after all, separated from the reality by a galaxy distance.
Hearing Andy's sigh, Hermione put down the textbook in her hand, turned her head and asked, "What's wrong? Don't you understand?"
"No." Andy shook his head disappointedly.
Hermione asked curiously: "Then why are you so disappointed?"
I just understand it, that’s why I’m disappointed!
Andy looked up at the ceiling. My Nine Revolutions Mysterious Skill, my Taiqing Divine Thunder, my ascension to immortality...
It's all a dream from a previous life!
"These are just the most basic magic books, which don't help me much," Andy said.
Hermione rolled her eyes when she heard this, "Didn't Qiu tell you a long time ago? What she bought are basic books. Also, we read these books to understand the magical world in China. Learning is different from ours." knowledge of magic."
"You won't understand me." Andy said with blank eyes.
"Hmph!" Hermione picked up the book and continued reading.
She felt that Andy might just have intermittent convulsions, and she would be fine after a while, so she didn't need to worry at all.
Waste of emotion.
Zhang Qiu bought quite a few books, and Andy flipped through a few more.
"Common Sense in the World of Practice in Huaguo"
Andy's eyes lit up, this book is good.
The preface of this book states that it is for young wizards who are new to the practice world—especially those who are born in Muggle families.
After the establishment of the magic school in the magic world of Huaguo, it also began to enroll students in the Muggle world.
Andy nodded his head, this book is suitable for me.
Then, Andy opened Chapter 1.
The purpose of this book is to tell young wizards from Muggle families that many Muggle rumors are unreliable, and the spiritual world is not that magical.Without Qigong, there is no unity between heaven and man, and there will be no immortality or enlightenment.
Andy: "..."
Then there are some basic common sense in the practice world.
Except for various sects and major schools of magic, there is actually no difference between them and the British magic world in other respects, and the differences are nothing more than the cultural differences between the East and the West.
Ok!
things in fairy tale are lies.
Andy decided to let go of those unreliable fantasies.
……
After Andy mastered a few little magic tricks unique to China, it was time for class.
The third greenhouse.
As soon as Andy and Hermione walked in, they saw dozens of flower pots placed on the long wooden table in the middle of the greenhouse.
Half of the flower pots were empty, and the other half was planted with an unknown herb.
Do you want to repot the herbs?
Andy has one head and two heads.
Although Andy came from a large flower-growing family in his previous life, when Andy was born, the family's conditions were already very good.
Let alone farming, Andy has never even been to the countryside.
Real Andy Collins!
"It's Mandrake!" Hermione whispered.
Andy quickly turned to look at Miss Know-It-All, "Hermione, do you know about this herb? Tell me."
Hermione raised her eyebrows, "Mandrake, also known as Mandrake root, is a powerful recovery agent that can restore people who have been transformed or cursed to a normal state, and it is also a variety of antidote important parts of……"
"The cry of an adult mandrake can be fatal, but this is a baby mandrake, and it only makes people dizzy and unconscious."
Professor Sprout walked in with a bunch of earmuffs. Hearing Hermione's introduction to the Mandrake, a smile appeared on his originally unhappy face.
"Miss Granger is very good. I will give Ravenclaw two points."
A smile suddenly appeared on the little witch's face, and she gave Andy an extremely proud look.
Andy noticed Professor Sprout's expression. When she first came in, she didn't seem particularly happy.
Has anyone messed with her yet?
"Okay, students, our lesson today is to repot the Mandrake."
Professor Sprout stood at the end of the long wooden table, looked around for a week, and asked loudly: "Miss Granger has told us the properties of Mandrake just now, who can tell me now, Mandrake Is it the feeding method?"
The greenhouse suddenly fell into a state of absolute silence.
The scumbags are wandering around and pretending that they don't exist.The top students thought hard and tried to remember the content about mandrake - unfortunately this was second grade knowledge.
Only Ms. Know-it-all, the god of learning, raised her hand high.
Andy took a small step away from Hermione, looking at the mandrake in the flower pot with piercing eyes, trying to analyze its growth environment.
That's right, in herbal medicine class, Andy is also a scumbag.
Professor Sprout pursed his lips unhappily and looked around, finally focusing on Hermione.
Andy breathed a sigh of relief.
If only Hermione raised his hand, Professor Sprout wouldn't call anyone else, would he?
It's such a blessing to be in class with Hermione.
"Mr. Collins..."
Professor Sprout's voice was like a demon whispering, "Tell me, how to raise mandrake?"
Andy raised his head stiffly, just in time to meet Professor Sprout's unhappy eyes.
If a student is bad in all subjects, the teacher will only think the student is stupid.
But if a student gets full marks in all other subjects, only one subject is bad...
The teacher will only think that this student does not like the class I teach.
Professor Sprout thinks so.
Why did Andy only get an E in herbal medicine and an O in everything else?
Why?
"Plant it in a flower pot first, then water and fertilize..." Andy answered with a panacea.
All plants are grown that way, right?
(End of this chapter)
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