Douluo: When Tang San's sister plays idioms

"Today is New Year's Eve..."

Outside Bing Huo Liang Yi's eyes, Tang Tang, who was slightly slovenly, stood silently. Over the years, she had traveled all over the world, and her short hair had long since grown into unrestrained long hair, flying freely at the back of her head. Her image was very different from the last time they met. Far.

I haven't been here for a few years, and the medicine garden of the past has already changed.

Looking from the outside, the milky white mist hazily enveloped the entire basin, and through the mist, the prosperity in the treasure land could be vaguely seen.

"Logically speaking, you shouldn't have New Year's Eve as a holiday. Sure enough, are you looking at my memory again?" A voice sounded resentful in her heart.

Tang Tang raised his eyebrows, "Then you have wronged me. This is what my brother said in the letter."

"Your brother...oh, Tang San, okay. If it's him, it's indeed possible." After all, this is an imaginary ancient martial arts.

The erratic voice wanted to say something more, but when Tang Tang moved towards Bing Huo Liang Yi's eyes, he immediately fell silent.

In the eyes of Bing Huo Liang Yi, Tang Hao, A Yin, Tang San and Xiao Wu were already reunited here, only Tang Tang was missing. Seeing her falling from mid-air, he immediately came up to her.

"Why did you come so late? Did you encounter any trouble on the way?" Ah Yin happily hugged Tang Tang and gently brushed off the fallen leaves that accidentally stuck to Tang Tang's head, her words full of concern.

"Trouble? Not trouble, but there is a rotten peach blossom." The erratic voice appeared again, full of gloating.

However, Tang Hao and the others kept their expressions as usual, and it seemed that only Tang Tang could hear the voice.

Rotten peach……

Tang Tang was numb for a moment, and then his expression returned to normal.

"There is no trouble. I just met two people from the Qibao Glazed Sect on the road and walked with them for a while, so I came back late." Tang Tang made nonsense, and before A Yin could continue to ask questions, Tang Tang immediately changed his attention. , "Mom, I haven't been back for so long, and my eyes have changed a lot."

"Your father exchanged his breakthrough insights from level ninety-five to level ninety-nine with Senior Dugu Bo. Now the Ice and Fire Eyes belong to our family. Senior Dugu's poisonous array has been dismantled, and the new flowers planted at the door are the mistress's. Although the poisonous plant spirit beasts found in the south are only ten years old, according to Xiaosan, their poisonous accumulation is very scary. You should be careful when going in and out." On the first day after the child came back, Ah Yin It's so rare that if you ask any question, you'll answer it.

They are already the strongest people in the mainland. The New Year's Eve reunion dinner is naturally a feast for everyone. They can swim on the ground, swim in the water, swim in the sky, the south, the sea, the north, the sky, the sky, the sky, the ground, the water, how rare and delicious they can come. Several people ate the New Year's Eve dinner to their heart's content, and washing the dishes was even more difficult. The thing about raising your hand.

"When you come back this time, you won't leave, right? Although my parents don't say it, they always miss you in their hearts."

Tang Tang was taking a nap on the rocking chair when a figure like the sea breeze approached, it was Tang San.

"No, I haven't finished my work yet." Tang Tang said lazily.

Tang San frowned: "What have you been busy with every day in the past few years? I think your soul power has always been level ninety-nine and has not changed. You are wandering around the continent all day long. Why don't you look for a successor to the divine throne? ?”

Because I am locked by the will of the world!

Tang Tang opened his mouth, but as expected, no sound came out, and he couldn't help but reveal a wry smile.

"What's so good about becoming a god? If my parents can't go to the divine world here, I won't choose to become a god."

How can this be the same?

Tang San frowned.

He had already made arrangements for Tang Hao and the two of them, and he could change the situation when the time came, but Tang Tang couldn't do it. There were only two positions in his expectation, and Tang Tang couldn't go the same way as Tang Hao and A Yin.

"I have already made arrangements with my parents, so you don't have to worry about it. The only thing you need to do now is to find a god to inherit and ascend to the divine realm."

Everything was going wrong, and Tang San was talking about it back and forth like this, Tang Tang's mood immediately became bad.

She sat up a little irritably, and rarely lost her temper at Tang San: "Becoming a god every day, what's the benefit of becoming a god?! It's just a good-looking prison! Hundreds of millions of years, just like one day, watching the same thing in prison Aren’t you tired of seeing the same scenery and people?”

After saying that, without waiting for Tang San's reaction, Tang Tang sullenly rushed out.

After running an unknown distance, Tang Tang stopped in a wilderness.

In the south, it is like spring all year round. Even though it is winter, there are still fireflies flying in the wilderness, reflecting the light green.

"It's the time of reunion, so you shouldn't run out. In our place, no matter how much trouble a child gets on that day, the parents will suppress it and deal with it the next day."

"So this is Douluo." Tang Tang had a bad attitude and knocked people back with just one sentence.

The strange voice was silent for a while, but Tang Tang, who had calmed down, became uncomfortable.

"Um...hey, what should I call you?"

This inexplicable voice in her mind suddenly appeared in her mind the day before the reunion. If she hadn't felt that there was no harm in her heart and was in a hurry to go home, Tang Tang would never have been so relaxed running around with "him".

——Yes, that’s right, in Tang Tang’s view, He, who knew Douluo Continent like the back of his hand, was no different from a god, and was even much more omniscient and omnipotent than the gods she knew.

After all, both the Shura God, the Sea God, the Rakshasa God, and the Angel God only know how to fight, so they are really weak.

"Me?" The voice chuckled, and the tone was weird and pleasant, "I am an existence you accidentally awakened when you were a thief of the world. I have been with you since you were born, and I just woke up."

"By the way, I forgot to mention, you stole it well, it's awesome, it's my treasure."

Tang Tang leaned back tactically, horrified: "You... you are the memory light ball in my mind?!"

"Bingo~ Hey, I didn't expect to be able to become a member of the time-traveling army in this way after death. Others have time-traveled to become the protagonist. I am the legacy of Grandpa Goldfinger through time-traveling."

In this regard, Tang Tang had something to say: "Don't lie to me. It's not like I haven't read novels about your world in the small classroom. The legacy of those golden-fingered grandfathers is either huge wealth, natural resources, or super treasures." You have strong connections and thick thighs, but you haven’t given me anything, and you’ve also taken a lot of my soul power. Please don’t put yourself in a position of embarrassment, thank you.”

The voice became pretentious: "You are a heartless man. When you were going in and out of other people's bodies, you called them Little Tiantian. Now that you don't have any use for them, you call them Mrs. Niu——"

"When did I come in and out of you, in your body?!" Damn it, Tangtang, who lived in a primitive society, had never heard such words. Sitting alone in the wilderness, he blushed and almost jumped up. .

Indifferent voice: "Oh, Te, how many times have you seen your father and I remember you since you were a child? I've shown you all the food, drinks, and toilets, and that doesn't count?"

Tang Tang still quibbled: "Then, what do you call the soul master thing..."

The voice suddenly interrupted her: "What's on my butt?"

Tang Tang subconsciously said: "A mark left by an injection... Bah!" The burning murderous aura suddenly awakened his senses, and Tang Tang fell silent like a quail.

"Oh~ do you remember it?" The voice sounded like a smile but not a smile.

"Ahem...a little bit, just a little bit, no more, really no more."

Tangtang is really at a loss. He is at a loss.

Who knew that the memory light group that had been with me since childhood was alive? !

In this way, what is the difference between her behavior of checking memories and touching people while they are asleep or unconscious?

Bah, she's not!

The strange voice snorted, and unexpectedly did not hold on to her point anymore. Instead, he introduced himself: "My name is Sui Hegui... I know my name is pretty cool. You don't need to tell me, my dad." It started. I had a happy family, a harmonious family, a successful academic career, and a smooth relationship. Unexpectedly, I had bad luck and a bad fate. On the way home, I was selected and summoned by the dog Bi Douluo's World Will. As a result, I was suddenly rushed out of my 70s and 80s when I was supposed to live. A truck hit and killed you, Douluo Dalu. Damn it."

"It's okay if you capture me and be the protagonist. But it turns out that this evil will of the world was drawn and cast for the first time. It tore my soul into pieces and seriously injured me before it was cast into your body. As soon as I came in, I Forced to fall into a deep sleep, the body automatically gave birth to a new consciousness - that is, you, to control the body. It was not until you received a lot of mental power when you stole the spiritual godhead that I had enough strength to recover, and then I woke up yesterday. .”

Tang Tang easily understood: "So you are also a visitor from another world? Then... what is our relationship?"

Sui Hegui said in a calm voice: "Call daddy."

Tang Tang: "Get out!" (_)

After the fight, the two calmed down.

"What are your plans next?"

"Watching you eat, drink and defecate in your mind."

Tang Tang's face darkened.

"Seriously."

"I'm just an aggregation of mental power. I can't go anywhere except watching the high-definition live broadcast of life on the big screen in your head."

"Can I die?"

"Our spiritual powers are from the same source. If you die, I will die."

"Your sister..."

"I don't have a sister, only a baby." Tang Tang was at a loss: "Isn't there any way for you to get off me?"

Tang Tang felt goosebumps all over his body when he thought of someone in his future life who would watch his every move in his mind every day and even suddenly control his body to do some unpredictable things.

Don't think that Sui Hegui has such high moral standards. Just from the content of the conversation, you can get a glimpse of this person's extremely beautiful mental state and strange attitude towards life!

In one sentence, there is no time traveler who is not crazy!

Coupled with the nature of a fun-loving person, you can completely imagine how painful her subsequent life will be! ! !

At this moment, Sui Hegui made a voice, and every word was full of smile: "Yes."

"Give me that spiritual godhead as a carrier, and I can escape from your consciousness."

After the words fell, Tang Tang fell silent for an instant.

a long time.

"This is your goal, right?" Tang Tang said calmly, "After saying so much, the only thing you want from the beginning to the end is this godhead."

"You were already awake when you came into contact with this godhead, but you have been hiding in my sea of ​​consciousness and have not appeared. There is no need to deny that I am a half-hearted god with a spiritual godhead, not to mention that the spiritual power is professional. "

Unexpectedly, Sui Hegui readily admitted: "Yes, that's right."

"What do you want this godhead for?"

"According to what I have learned during this period, the Godhead is actually the key to freely entering and exiting this world, but this key is hung with a super power source... In short, with it, I may be able to return to my hometown."

"You want to go back."

"I am neither an orphan nor an antisocial personality. My parents are open-minded and tolerant. I have just finished my master's thesis. I have a handsome wife waiting for me. Why should I stay here?" (Hundred Eighty-One) Ten plus one means one real person + countless paper figures)

Tang Tang didn't answer.

She carelessly drove all over the world at double speed, not caring about Tang San who was chasing her behind her, and finally slipped all the way back to the Ice and Fire Eye.

It's time.

Tang Tang said quietly: "I can give you the godhead. Just think of it as a reward for reading your memories since you were a child."

Sui Hegui had been holding it in for so long, and the big stone in his heart finally fell to the ground: "Thank you."

Tang Tang's body ignited with invisible flames, and a brilliant crystal emerged from his forehead.

"Hurry up. Covering the divine aura requires burning my life force, and I won't be able to hold on for long."

A gleam of light rose from the corner of Tangtang's sea of ​​consciousness, lightly penetrated into the godhead, and controlled the godhead to leave Tangtang's body.

"Thank you, goodbye." The godhead disappeared in a flash.

Tang Tang waited on the spot for a while, slowly controlling the burning of his vitality.

In fact, there was something she didn't tell Sui Hegui.

For example, the godhead is completely unable to exert its power on her, but instead becomes the best channel for the will of the world to manipulate her.

For example, since she obtained the godhood, she has felt the call of the divine world all the time. The pull of the soul and the restraint of the body collided with each other, causing her infinite pain.

Tang Tang lowered his head and glanced at the complicated patterns all over his body hidden under his skin, twitching the corners of his mouth with mocking eyes.

No matter how much Sui Hegui planned, she was just an ordinary girl who grew up in a peaceful era. That little bit of savvy was not enough for Tang Tang, who grew up in Douluo Continent with rough laws and was enlightened by modern knowledge. Look, on the contrary, there is still a bit of clarity, stupidity and clumsiness.

So be it.

Think of it as a gift to a friend.

The days of working and going to jail are actually not very difficult——

"Hey, are you so happy? You didn't expect it, did you? It's me, your fiancé, Charlie Su - no, your good friend, Sui Hegui!"

"Did you think I was gone?"

"Yes, I left, but I just sent the true spirit belonging to my soul to leave. I also printed a copy of my personality and left it with you!"

"You can still watch the live broadcast, and if you pay, you can also enjoy the advisory services provided by your dear father!"

"Are you surprised or surprised?"

“Buy one get one free when ordering now?”

Tang Tang: "Nima..."

"Tang Tang! Come back to me!"

Behind him, Tang Hao came angrily with Ah Yin.

……

……

On the other side, Sui Hegui has been drifting in the universe for a long time.

There was no wind, no rain, no light and no sound, and there was no concept of time in the universe. Suihe Guiquan moved forward with a pull that seemed like an illusion.

It took so long that even the spiritual power in the godhead was almost exhausted, and there was a sudden light at the end of his sight.

In the somewhat familiar nebula, a water-blue planet is running steadily. The planet is covered with a round and transparent film. From time to time, little stars come in and out - basically they all go out, and few come back.

In addition to the loss of light, endless colorful light groups appeared out of thin air, adding to the transparent membrane.

"That's the origin of the world?! Such a big blob!" Sui Hegui had also read Tang Tang's memories and was no stranger to this gorgeous blob of light.

As the light group entered, a hand strangely reached out from the void, went deep into the membrane, grabbed ten bright or dark yingshuo, and left. In his palm, a yingshuo exuded a dazzling brilliance.

"Congratulations to World Will No. 68351, for extracting a UUUUR-level soul! Pick one out of tens of billions!"

Sui Hegui was so shocked by the huge scene that he forgot to get closer.

On the contrary, a straw-like passage suddenly extended out of the membrane, and the distance of trillions of light years disappeared in an instant.

"[Traveler] The crane returns at the end of the year, welcome home."

Sui Hegui's eyes went dark and he fainted.

……

……

A hospital in Beijing.

The vegetative person who had been lying in a vegetative state for a year and a half suddenly showed signs of awakening, and the news spread throughout the hospital.

Countless neurosurgeons held seminars one after another and failed to figure out what was going on, and in the end they could only attribute it to a miracle.

In the ward, a girl with a slim figure and a pale complexion slowly opened her eyes.

After hearing the news, Sui's father, Sui's mother, Sui's mother and the legendary handsome wife burst into tears of joy.

On the charged mobile phone placed aside, countless handsome wives also called me as if they had a tacit understanding.

The girl rolled her eyes with difficulty, her eyebrows gentle and smiling.

The sunshine outside the window is just right, and the flowers in the vase are in full bloom.

The world is bright and grand, welcome home. (End of chapter)