The wealthy stepmother became popular after she performed badly in a variety show
Chapter 146 Sorry, You Have No Chance to Win
"Mom and Dad, can we play together after dinner?"
"Okay." Jiang Shaochen took the lead in agreeing with a smile.
"Of course." Yueman agreed.
"What do you want to play, baby?"
"I want to play Ludo."
Jiang Shaochen nodded and said yes.
play games.
Yue Yueman suddenly thought about it.
She said, "Honey, mommy's teaching you a new game tonight, want to learn?"
A new game, Doudou asked excitedly what it was.
"Fight the Landlord."
"What is Fighting the Landlord?"
"It's just a way of playing poker. It's very simple. Mom will teach you later."
"Is it bad for children to play poker?" Jiang Shaochen asked.
"Doudou has never played before, let him play a few games to experience it."
"Uncle Liu." Jiang Shaochen shouted, and after hearing the response, he said, "Please go buy a deck of playing cards."
Yue Yueman quickly finished the meal, and said vaguely, "No, no, I'll buy it."
After saying that, he wiped his mouth indiscriminately, changed his shoes and hurried out.
Jiang Shaochen:? ?
A person who can't pull eight donkeys on weekdays is so active this time!
At the beginning of the month, Man went to the maternity and baby store at the door, which is famous for its creativity, and bought two super mini poker cards, about the size of a two-inch ID photo, to ensure that Doudou's little hands could hold them.
Doudou had never seen such a small poker, and her little face flushed with excitement.
Jiang Shaochen looked at the poker and found himself in trouble.
He has such a big hand, how can he grasp this?
"Hey, just feel wronged." Yue Yueman stretched out her slender hand, which is not much bigger than Doudou, "Look, my situation is similar to yours."
Jiang Shaochen: Is that about the same? ?
"Mom, how do you play?" Doudou couldn't wait.
Yue Yueman glanced at Jiang Shaochen, who was playing poker and didn't intend to explain to his son.
"It's very simple." Chu Yueman spread out the mini poker. "This is J, which is 11 when converted into numbers. This is Q, which is equal to 12. This is K."
"I see, this is 13." Doudou hurriedly said.
"Yes, and then there is the ratio of numbers. For example, when mom plays 8, Doudou can play cards above 9. Mom plays a card, and Doudou also plays a card. Mom plays a pair, and Doudou also plays a pair. do you understand?"
Doudou nodded and took out A, "What is this?"
"This is the ace of spades, which counts as 1." Yue Yueman drew out the big and small kings again, "These two are the biggest cards, the colored one is the big king, and the black and white one is the little king."
Doudou nodded and said that he knew.
"Okay, I've explained the playing cards to you clearly. Next, Dad will tell you the rules of fighting landlords. Dad is the best at fighting landlords."
Jiang Shaochen:? ?
To be honest, he really had never played Doudizhu before.
Yue Yueman: Such a tiring job, if you can do less, you will never do more!
5 minute later.
Doudou knows all the rules.
The family sits around a casual table in the living room.
At the beginning of the month, Man was preparing to announce the rules of rewards and punishments for winning and losing, and Doudou began to ask, "Mom, what's the reward for winning?"
Just right.
"Let's make it simpler, no matter the multiple, at a time."
Yue Yueman looked at Jiang Shaochen, who didn't seem to respond, she went on to say: "As for Doudou, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, just use a kiss instead."
In order to prevent Doudou from talking nonsense again, she added, "A kiss from an adult is worthless."
"Mom means that if Doudou wins, if you don't give Doudou money, just give Doudou a kiss?"
"Yes."
"Didn't Mom say that a grown-up's kiss is worthless?"
Moon Moon:! !
How did you get yourself into it?
Jiang Shaochen pursed his lips, and the corners of his mouth raised upwards.
Yue Yueman poked her neck and said, "But, mother is different. Mother's kisses are very valuable."
The cards are dealt.
At the beginning of the month, Man looked at it, and he was very lucky, with 4 hearts.
"Call the landlord, grab the landlord, the biggest time." She shouted, grabbing the three hole cards in her hand.
Jiang Shaochen:? ?
Doudou:? ?
Yue Yueman smiled brightly and said, "I forgot the synchronization rules. Those who call the landlord can call it three times in a row and become the landlord directly."
Jiang Shaochen looked at the cards in his hand, four 2s, and kings and kings.
He didn't understand why this woman wanted to be the landlord.
At the beginning of the month, Man saw that it was basically a single card 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, J, Q, three 3s, two Aces...
What the hell!
Doudou was still sorting out the cards in a hurry, Yue Yueman said generously: "Baby, anyway, Mom is a landlord, you and Dad are a family, you can ask Dad to help you sort it out, Mom doesn't mind Dad looking at your cards."
Yue Yueman: Anyway, you have no chance of winning!
"You really don't mind?" Jiang Shaochen raised his beautiful eyes and asked.
At the beginning of the month, Man's head shook like a rattle.
"Okay, honey, let me help you tidy up."
"I'll go to the bathroom first," Yue Yueman said.
As soon as she got to the bathroom, Yue Yueman quickly took out another deck of cards that she had hidden just now from the small cabinet under the sink, and started to operate.
She made herself a long chain, and another three belts and two.
perfect!
Back at the table, Yue Yueman was full of confidence.
"chain."
In an instant, Yueman ran out of cards in his hand.
Jiang Shaochen looked suspiciously at Yueman, who looked calm.
"Don't be, three with two."
Jiang Shaochen:? ?
Seeing that her mother was empty-handed, Doudou was also dumbfounded.
Dad sorted out the cards for himself for a long time, but none of them came out?
Mom is really amazing!
Yue Yueman moved her face arrogantly, "Baby, kiss."
Doudou leaned forward shyly and gave her a wet and tender kiss.
At the beginning of the month, Man took out her mobile phone again, clicked on the first payment code, and lost 10000 skillfully. After losing, she counted again, for fear that she would lose a 0.
"It's already set up, you can just scan it." Yue Yueman looked "very considerate of you".
Jiang Shaochen scanned it.
"This time the payment is 1 yuan."
Jiang Shaochen:! !
This woman even set a voice reminder!
The second round has begun.
Jiang Shaochen was about to deal the cards, Yue Yueman snatched them all at once and said, "Let me do it."
"Oh, no, I drank too much water today, so I'll go to the bathroom again."
At the beginning of the month, Man ran to the bathroom in a hurry.
Damn, I was so focused on gathering the chains just now that I forgot which cards I took from another deck.
What to do, if this is a mistake, Jiang Shaochen will definitely find out.
At the beginning of the month, Man started to divide the cards in groups quickly.
Doudou outside is in a hurry.
After learning a new game with great difficulty, he was full of confidence and wanted to win once, but he hasn't played a single card for a long time. What's the matter with mom?
"It's okay baby, wait for mom." Jiang Shaochen said calmly, he really wanted to know what new cards she wanted to come up with this time!
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