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Chapter 136 Daoist Guo rides a pig backwards!
Chapter 136 Daoist Guo rides a pig backwards!
You evil beast, dare to act fiercely?
How familiar is this?
A familiar soundtrack and a monkey soaring into the sky appeared in the minds of tourists.
In the TV series where monkeys learn scriptures, they encountered countless monsters along the way, but for monsters with some background, the master would always shout such a sentence when he came.
Now, as soon as Daoist Guo appeared, he yelled at the big wild boar, how can he not make people look sideways?
The feeling of familiarity came flooding in.
The ferocious big wild boar seemed to have heard the voice of Daoist Guo, and then saw it rushing towards Daoist Guo with its thick hooves.
This scene made everyone's eyes widen in shock.
Look at the wild boar's ferocious fangs, if it is stabbed, the body of that Taoist Guo will be pierced, right?
Even if Daoist Guo has real martial arts inheritance, it is useless against this kind of wild boar.
After all, everyone knows how far modern martial arts practitioners can go, and it is impossible to practice immortality.
Some female tourists have already closed their eyes in fright, as if a scene of blood dripping will appear in the next moment.
But something that shocked everyone happened.
The huge wild boar stopped abruptly in front of that Daoist Guo, and then saw it yelling at that Daoist Guo.
Even the call was not urgent or angry, but rather gentle, like a greeting.
what's going on?
This scene is too weird.
Guo Lin subconsciously guessed something.
The wild boar seemed to want to say something to him.
Seeing that Guo Lin didn't understand, the wild boar king stood up anxiously, pointed at Hu Chen who was about to sneak down the tree with one hoof, and groaned, while patting himself with one hoof.
This seems to be an accusation? ? ?
When Hu Chen, who just got off the tree, saw this scene, his eyes widened in shock.
What's happening here?
The tourists around saw this scene and their eyes widened in shock. .
They also saw that this wild boar obviously wanted to express something to Daoist Guo, but it seemed that everyone didn't understand, all they knew was that this wild boar stood upright anxiously.
I am!
This is awesome.
The wild boar stood upright anxiously, and could point at people with its hooves!
Moreover, it obviously wanted to say something to this Daoist Guo.
There is such a thing in broad daylight?
They were a little dismissive when they heard the news that the cow knelt down and shed tears for its owner.
But the scene I saw with my own eyes is really shocking.
Just at this moment, the giant wild boar king ran back to the watermelon stall, howling, still gnawing on the watermelon.
While doing the movements, it didn't forget to stare at Hu Chen, and raised a hoof to point at Hu Chen and call out.
This made Hu Chen's body stiff.
No matter how stupid he was, he knew that he was being targeted by this big wild boar.
Or, is this wild boar suing him with Daoist Guo?
Why this strange feeling?
The tourists around all saw the signs, with weird faces.
Then, everyone saw that the big wild boar seemed to be looking for something on the ground, and after a long time, he bit something and rushed to the front of Daoist Guo.
When the tourists around saw that thing, they all looked at Hu Chen in astonishment.
Because that was exactly the anesthesia bomb that Hu Chen shot just now.
This thing hit the big wild boar, but it didn't even break the skin, which was very embarrassing.
At this moment, the tourists around seemed to understand what the big wild boar meant.
It wants to say that if you eat melons and eat well, someone will beat it with that thing!Therefore, it is angry.
This shocked all tourists even more.
What cleverness is there in a wild boar?Know how to express this meaning?
Guo Lin already understood what the wild boar king meant.
Presumably this guy was suddenly brushed here by the game system from Qingluan Peak in the game world, and he was still in a daze. When he saw the watermelon, he went up to eat it. He was eating happily, but Officer Hu shot it with a gun.
This is what provoked it.
No wonder this officer Hu was chased up a tree.
However, looking at that tree, it is only as thick as an adult's legs. An ordinary wild boar king should be able to break it, after all, wild boars have this ability.
So, not to mention this preliminarily extraordinary wild boar king, it shouldn't be difficult for him to break that tree. .
In other words, it actually didn't want to do anything to Officer Hu, it was just teaching him a lesson.
Guo Lin couldn't help feeling that this pig is too smart.
Sure enough, preliminary transcendence seems to develop intelligence.
The same is true for 7 auspicious treasures.
He looked at the wild boar king again, and found that it had an aggrieved expression, as if saying that he was being bullied and begging for comfort.
Seeing this, Guo Lin felt sympathetic, and reached out to touch the wild boar king's head.
After all, it is my pet, and it is bound to the system.
An unbelievable scene happened to the tourists around. They saw that Daoist Guo reached out to touch the big wild boar, and the wild boar stretched out its head in cooperation, and showed a look of intimacy.
This is completely different from the imaginary scene of blood splattered on the spot and the body being stabbed across the face, and it has completely moved towards two extreme plots.
Hu Chen walked forward hesitantly.
After all, when he called the police, what should be dealt with should be dealt with, and what should be understood should be understood.
The Wild Boar King seemed to have a lot of dissatisfaction with him, and when he approached, he hummed at him, making Hu Chen hesitate in his steps.
"Scream, don't be rude!" Seeing this, Guo Lin knocked the wild boar king on the head. .
Because of the binding, the Wild Boar King seemed to feel that he was being blamed, he groaned twice, and fell down aggrieved.
The surrounding tourists were even more shocked.
The big wild boar in front of him actually listened to that Daoist Guo?It seemed that he really understood what that Daoist Guo said.
This is unbelievable.
At this moment, Hu Chen breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "Guo Daochang, what is going on with this wild boar?"
Now everyone can see that this wild boar is not simple, it is absolutely refined.
The combination of the refined wild boar with Qingfeng Temple and the Daoist Guo in front of him has an unspeakable mysterious color.
Naturally, Guo Lin would not tell others about the origin of the Wild Boar King.
Therefore, he just said ambiguously: "It has a lot to do with our Qingfengguan, it is a member of our Qingfengguan, it has been in the cave on the rocky cliff at the back of the mountain before, I didn't expect not to check it today, I don't know why it sneaked down the mountain."
"????" Hu Chen was stunned when he heard these words, and somehow felt that these words were somewhat familiar.
It seems that every time the monkey is about to raise the stick, the master of some monsters will come and say similar things.
It took a while for him to react, and asked out of responsibility: "Guo Daochang, is it dangerous for it to rush into the crowd just now?"
This is also what he, as a policeman, must pay attention to.
Guo Lin smiled and said, "Officer Hu, don't worry, if it really wants to hurt someone, the tree just now can't protect you, it's been teasing you all the time."
As he spoke, he patted the aggrieved Wild Boar King, wondering if he could understand what he said.
From the performance of its previous complaints, it may be understood.
At the next moment, the wild boar king really got up, hummed twice at Hu Chen, and then ran towards that tree.
Click!
Under Hu Chen's horrified gaze, the tree as thick as a man's thigh unexpectedly broke and fell to the side of the road.
"..." Hu Chen opened his mouth in a daze?Looking at the big wild boar has complicated emotions.
That is to say, as Taoist Guo said, he was so anxious to death on the tree just now, but he was actually teased by this big wild boar?
He was a big living being teased by a pig?Still anxious like ants on a hot pan?
The tourists around also heard what Guo Lin said just now, and it seemed that they couldn't help laughing.
Some tourists took pictures of Hu Chen with their mobile phones, which made him a little confused.
He seemed to be able to imagine an embarrassing thing, and tomorrow's news might be: shock!The man was actually teased by a pig.
In order to alleviate his embarrassment, he also hurriedly changed the subject, and reminded Guo Lin: "Guo Daochang, this wild boar is very big, and now it is strictly managed. This time it will definitely be posted by tourists on the Internet. You should go through the relevant procedures when you have time."
"Thank you for the reminder, Officer Hu!" Guo Lin nodded his thanks, knowing that the other party was a kind reminder. .
However, this is not a big deal, he can ask Mr. Chen to help with it, and the other party's identity can help with it, which can save a lot of trouble.
Thinking about it, Guo Lin knocked on the head of the Wild Boar King who came back again: "Let's go, follow me up the mountain!"
hum!
The Wild Boar King snorted twice reluctantly, and ran to the watermelon stand, yelling at the watermelons.
Guo Lin seemed to understand.
This wild boar is still thinking about the watermelon.
Presumably there is no watermelon on Qingluan Peak, so after eating it, it feels delicious and I like it.
Guo Lin didn't hesitate either, and asked around, "Excuse me, who owns these watermelons?"
A peddler ran out immediately: "Guo... Daoist Guo, these watermelons belong to me. Farmers, it's not easy to grow watermelons. They are greedy in the morning and late in the morning. They are sick all over. They don't even dare to go to the hospital, just to make up enough money for my child's tuition. I still have eight..."
"Okay, okay, I will pay for the watermelon of this dead pig, and I will also send the remaining melons to Qingfeng Temple, and I will settle the score at that time."
Guo Lin also hurriedly planned what the other party would say, and if he asked the other party to continue, he was afraid that eighty old mothers would come out.
"Thank you Daoist Guo!" The peddler immediately smiled, and greeted a woman next to him to do some work. It should be a husband and wife who came to set up the stall together.
Guo Lin knocked on the wild boar king's head again: "Let's go!"
The wild boar king didn't do anything more this time, so he slipped up.
After walking two steps, it lay down at Guo Lin's feet again, and groaned at him.
Guo Lin was taken aback when he saw this, and then agreed.
This is for him to ride.
He is indeed a guy who is just as extraordinary as a few auspicious treasures.
Ji Xiangbao is initially out of the ordinary, and his talents are all learning his tongue. This guy has developed a high level of intelligence, and it is not appropriate to call him a pig.
At least Officer Hu was scared out of his wits by it.
Thinking about it, he subconsciously glanced at Officer Hu.
Hu Chen was a little surprised by this.
What does the Daoist look mean?
How do you feel with a touch of sympathy?
Guo Lin smiled, and sat on the back of the wild boar king.
However, when he thought of a mount, he thought of Zhang Guolao riding a donkey backwards.
It has to be said that this single item among the Eight Immortals was indeed installed by him.
Therefore, he also sat upside down on the back of the wild boar king.
In ancient times, Zhang Guolao rode a donkey backwards.
Daoist Guo is riding a pig upside down today!
Are you okay?
As soon as Guo Lin sat on it, the Wild Boar King got up. It seemed that because of the binding of the game system, it could sense the Qingfengguan, and walked towards Qingfengguan with Guo Lin on its back.
This scene completely dumbfounded the tourists around.
At first, they thought that Daoist Guo was just a martial arts practitioner, and that he must be cool in the face of a wild boar of this size.
However, following a series of developments, they found that the big wild boar seemed to have a tendency to become a sperm.
Now seeing the Taoist priest who rode upside down on the big wild boar, everyone was even more shocked.
Things seem to be completely different from what they thought.
This Daoist Guo really only knows martial arts?
Why do you feel that Daoist Guo seems to be doing the work of cultivating immortals?
(End of this chapter)
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