There are always villains who want to harm my master

Chapter 37

Wonderful, wonderful!

Pretending to be his voice, under the name of Fangfeng, going out to deceive little girls, he really has a skill.

Judging by his level of proficiency, he probably worked hard secretly to imitate the tone and tone of his speech.

"Nonsense! You are obviously Ye Danran! I recognized it. You have a scar the size of an egg on your left shoulder. It was scalded by your vicious stepmother when you were a child, didn't you!"

Hua Yu is careless, and doesn't care about the difference between men and women, so she rushes to tug at it as she speaks.

"Hey! Female rascal!"

Lingyou covered his clothes and yelled, looking like a wronged little daughter-in-law, but unfortunately there were more people watching the excitement than trying to persuade the fight, and no one stepped forward to stop it.

"Are you guilty, Ye Danran! You dare not show me!"

"I said it! I'm not Ye Danran, I'm Fangfeng, the sixth disciple of Zhulongzuo, the mountain god's mansion!"

"You fart! Why haven't I heard that there is a man named Fangfeng in Shanshen Mansion?"

"I really am!" Ling You wanted to cry but had no tears.

"The Mansion of the Mountain God wants to accept you for such a thing, I have already become the great disciple of the Mountain God!" Hua Yu cursed and gave him a big blow.

This liar lied to her so hard 3 years ago, and today they met on a narrow road, how could he be easily let go.

"Shanshen Mansion...it seems that there is indeed a windbreak..."

Tao Ran Xingjun didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement, so adding a sentence was not enough, and he also signaled to everyone that he wanted to add some fuel to the fire to cheer.

"Indeed, Immortal Fangfeng is very powerful in martial arts. He became the god of war at a young age. I met him once thousands of years ago!" A voice echoed from the spectators.

"I have also seen Fangfeng of the Mountain God's Mansion. He is more than eight feet tall, tall and strong, and he is patrolling Zhongshan in an obsidian gold armor. He is so majestic!"

"Look, I told you a long time ago that you've got the wrong person!" Lingyou's plan succeeded, and there was unbearable joy in his voice.

"You don't have a place to talk!"

Hua Yu glared viciously, not letting him go in the slightest.

Just as Lingyou was about to straighten up and run, he could only hang his head in despair and continue to be imprisoned.

"But……"

The speaker hesitated.

"But what?" Hua Yu held the dishonest Ling You with both hands, and cast a sharp and alert look.

"But... this fairy's face is like a peach blossom, his eyebrows are full of affection, his skin is delicate, and his body is slender. He really doesn't look like someone who has practiced martial arts all year round..."

"I've taken good care of it, haven't I?"

"I've seen Fangfeng!" The crowd was bustling, and suddenly a chubby old Xianzong squeezed out, "I've seen Fangfeng! I even hugged him when I was a child!"

The old Xianzong stroked his beard and laughed kindly.

Could it be that the old man still wants to hug him now?

Looking at the wrinkled chest of the old Xianzong, there seems to be soup left over from eating, and the long and lush beard can always reveal to everyone the three meals a day yesterday.

Lingyou swallowed, letting him be ravaged in this sensual embrace would be better than being ravaged by Hua Yu, a female hooligan.

"Boy Fangfeng, the older he grows up, the more he is different from when he was a child!" Old Xianzong smiled and approached step by step.

"Male... Male Big Eighteen Changes..." Fangfeng said weakly, moving back a little bit.

The old Immortal Zong greeted him with open arms, Ling You quickly dodged in a stride, and sent Hua Yu, a female hooligan who was watching a play, over.

"Why?" Cang Zhu panicked, and retracted her hand like a conditioned reflex.

"Run!" Ling You couldn't help but grab his sleeve and run, but he couldn't run.

"Eldest brother, you should go out and exercise more, don't just sit and watch every day..."

It seems to have seen... big brother?Then what he is holding is-
"Mom!"

Lingyou ran away as if seeing a ghost, hiding behind Cang Zhu and shivering.

"Run! Ye Danran, you are getting more and more courageous! How dare you play tricks in front of my old lady!"

The movement was too big, a strand of hair from the high ponytail stuck to his lips, Huayu spit it out like a hooligan, and stepped on Lingyou who was scurrying around with his head in his arms.

"You two don't even know each other! Do you still have a helper?" Hua Yu rolled up his sleeves, and stared at the calm Cang Zhu with an unkind expression.

"Fairy's words are wrong, I'm not a helper." Cang Zhu said lightly with her usual polite smile on her face.

"Are you...?" Hua Yu was suspicious, this person was so kind-hearted, but he couldn't remember where he had seen him before.
"The Mansion of the Mountain God, Cang Zhu."

Senior brother is worthy of being senior senior brother, it is really extraordinary that he can remain calm in front of such a naughty female hooligan.

While thinking of a way to escape, Lingyou still didn't forget to be proud of his senior brother.

"It turned out to be the Cangzhu God! Xiaoxian has offended me, and I ask the God to forgive me!"

Hearing the word "Cang Zhu", Hua Yu was immediately respectful, arranged her clothes in a serious manner, and even made a respectful bow.

"Wow, they all belong to the Mansion of the Mountain God, without such contemptuous people!"

Lingyou refused to accept it, poked out half of his head from behind Cang Zhu to fight against the injustice, and slapped his abrupt head back with a breeze folding fan.

Cang Zhu put down her fan and smiled politely.

"Dare to ask the Cangzhu God, the one behind you is..."

Although the words were polite and decent, Hua Yu couldn't hide the thought of stabbing him in his eyes.

"My ignorant junior brother. I offended the fairy." Cang Zhu said unhurriedly, and returned her bow again.

Well, senior brother really loves him, and can't bear to abandon him.

Lingyou looked at Cang Zhu's pine-like back, secretly grateful.

"Then...can you allow me to have a few words alone with you, an ignorant junior?"

Hua Yu had a creepy smile on his face, when these words reached Ling You's ears, he always felt that the words "ignorant junior" were biting very hard.

A thin layer of sweat was visible to the naked eye on his forehead.

"Of course, please do what you want." The elder brother's back that gave people a sense of security like a majestic green hill suddenly moved away, and Ling You was at a loss like a child who couldn't find his parents.

"Say... what are you talking about?" Ling You unconsciously wanted to hold the senior brother's belt, but he couldn't find it after searching for a long time, so he retracted his hand in embarrassment.

"Are you really...Fangfeng?" Hua Yu put a hand on his shoulder, as if he was very familiar, and quietly avoided the crowd.

"Yes." Lingyou pretended to be ignorant.

"Then why did you see me running?" Hua Yu narrowed his eyes and looked him up and down.

"You...you are so ugly, I was scared..."

"fart!"

Hua Yu's voice was too high-pitched, causing the crowd to stare at her frequently.

"Keep your voice down!"

"Oh..." Hua Yu carefully lowered her voice, "Am I really that ugly?"

"real."

Looking at that delicate face, Lingyou opened his eyes and spoke nonsense with certainty.

"Then our child will be as ugly as me in the future!" Hua Yu muttered with a mournful face.

"Child? Whose?" This time it was Lingyou's turn to be surprised.

"Ye Danran's—"

"You fart!" Ling You jumped up and yelled, and blurted out, "We haven't slept at all! Where did the child come from!"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Lingyou realized that he had been tricked.

Hua Yu crossed her arms, looked sideways and sneered.

The crowd of onlookers folded their arms, looked sideways and sneered.

"You heard it, everyone, he, right! Yes! Ye! Dan! Of course!" Hua Yu pointed to his nose as if he had given him an ultimatum.

Ling You turned his gaze to Cang Zhu who was watching the play:
You won’t have any juniors if you go to the theater again.

Cang Zhu calmly picked up a melon seed: "Fangfeng, do you want to eat melon seeds?"

"I think he has to eat chestnuts!"

Hua Yu smiled grimly, her fingers were crunching, and she walked towards Lingyou step by step.

"Brother, save me!" Lingyou Gou jumped over the wall and jumped directly into Cang Zhu's arms.

In broad daylight, two men, one stood with a face full of shit, and the other was shamelessly still riding on his waist with his legs and refused to let go.

"Oh~" Everyone had an "understood" expression on their faces again.

She loves him, he loves him.

"It's a very simple love triangle, you made it so mysterious, cut—"

The crowd followed suit and booed: "Cut~"

"No!" Cang Zhu was seen blushing, and hurriedly explained.

"No? Then what are you doing?" Tao Ran Xingjun took out a fixation bead and smiled slightly: "Go ahead."

Cang Zhu looked down at the tomb that was still begging for nothing and hanging on her body.

He said that coming to this banquet was a mistake from the beginning.

"Come down."

"No." Lingyou tilted his head.

"The Cangzhu God asked you to come down!" Hua Yu had already prepared his weapon, the seven-foot whip
"No!"

"Can't you get down?" Hua Yu was completely enraged.

"Unless you say you won't do it!" Ling You maintained this posture and began to bargain with Hua Yu.

"Okay, let me tell you, I said I will definitely not do anything when you come down." Hua Yuman said indifferently.

This female hooligan, who is smarter than a ghost, actually agreed so readily?
"Do not believe."

Ling You wanted to confirm further, but Cang Zhu was picked up.

"Stand still." Cang Zhu's voice always seemed to have a kind of convincing force, making people have to listen to him.

Lingyou subconsciously straightened his back.

"bow."

"Ah?" Ling You was puzzled.

"I tell you to bow." Cang Zhu glared bitterly, and Ling You immediately bent down obediently.

"Sorry."

"Fairy Huayu is offended!" Lingyou said loudly.

"What about sincerity?" Cang Zhu lightly tapped the head of his stupid junior with a fan.

Lingyou let out an "oh", then knelt down with a plop, and presented his ten absolute swords with both hands:

"I offer you the Ten Absolute Swords. If you want to kill or cut, there is absolutely no complaint!"

"Ah? This..." Hua Yu was dumbfounded after this smooth movement.

She just wanted to punish this big liar severely, but it took his life... She never thought about it.

"Fairy Huayu, let's do it!"

Holding the Ten Absolute Sword, Lingyou moved two steps forward, and held the sword straight in front of Hua Yu's eyes.

"The Ten Absolute Sword has quenched through the ten most poisonous substances in the world. With one strike, I die very quickly, without much pain!" Ling You added, "It's just that the appearance of death may be a bit ugly!"

This is how to be a good person...

Hua Yu was forced to take two steps back, not daring to take the deadly poison.

"Who... who wants to take your tattered poisonous sword! What a bad luck!" Hua Yu insisted, and knocked the sword to the ground.

"If I kill you, your master will not spare me."

Hua Yu crossed her arms, and unconsciously glanced away, "I want to live if you don't want to live! You want to drag me to die? I won't be fooled!"

Seeing this, Cang Zhu felt like a bright mirror in her heart, bent down and picked up the Ten Absolute Swords, and put them back in Lingyou's hand without haste.

"What the fairy said is very true. I will take my junior brother back to teach him. If his life is lost in the hands of the fairy, it will really tarnish the fairy's name."

Hua Yu obviously enjoyed these words very much.

"I've heard that the two fairies Hua Shen and Hua Yu are both talented and beautiful. When I saw them today, I felt that they were all wrong."

"Ok?"

Hua Yu frowned again puzzled.

"Fairy Huashen has icy muscles and bones. During the banquet, there was a touching song, while Fairy Huayu in front of me is not only stunning in appearance, but also has a rare grandeur. How can such two wonderful people use the four-character mediocrity of 'both talent and appearance'?" Of?"

"Hahahaha Cangzhu Shenjun is joking!" Hua Yu was very happy when he was coaxed by these words, and even twitched unnaturally.

As if Lingyou didn't exist, he was silently isolated from the situation.

"Yo, it's all about being delicate, this wine gourd is rare and delicate!" Cang Zhu suddenly caught sight of the small wine gourd on Hua Shen's waist, and exclaimed in admiration.

"Hey...bring a gourd with you, so you can have a drink when you're addicted to alcohol." Hua Yu smiled shyly, untied the wine gourd, and handed it to Cang Zhu.

As soon as Cang Zhu lifted the lid, the aroma of the wine was so refreshing that it immediately filled the entire hall.

"Fairy Huayu is so stingy! If you have good wine, don't share it with everyone, but eat here alone!"

Tao Ran Xingjun deliberately teased.

"Would you mind opening your mouth, where did Fairy Huayu get the good wine in this gourd?"

"Ah, I specially asked Shu Yuanxian Jun to bring it. There are miles of peach groves in front of his house. The wine made after the peaches are ripe is the most fragrant!"

After all, Hua Yu was still a little girl, and after being teased by everyone, she blushed.

"Is that true?" Cang Zhu seemed to be very interested, "I thought that the wine during the banquet was already delicious, but I didn't expect there to be something even worse!"

Hua Yu smiled heartily: "What's the difficulty? I'll go and tell my sister right away, if the god likes it, just change the one on the table!"

"Oh? Then I would like to thank Fairy Huayu! Go to my Mountain God's Mansion another day, and you must taste my family's Qingzhu Niang!"

Cang Zhu returned the little gourd to Hua Yu, very humorous and elegant.

"Hahaha, since the Cangzhu God has opened his mouth, I really want to come to bother you!"

Hua Yu laughed happily all the way, and happily went to her sister's place to discuss the wine exchange during the dinner.

Seeing that Hua Yu's back wobbled and turned into a black spot, Ling You dared to speak out.

"Brother, what a trick!" Lingyou looked at Cang Zhu adoringly, "Brother's life-saving grace today, Lingyou will never forget it!"

"I'll deal with you when I go back!" Cang Zhu snorted in her nostrils, and said angrily.

"Senior brother! You don't know how difficult Hua Yu is, I just joked with her casually, and she took it for the truth, pestering me not to marry..."

"what did you say?"

"..."

Lingyou didn't dare to look up at senior brother.

Cang Zhu grabbed his wrist and turned around to call Hua Yu back.

"Don't! Don't, Senior Brother! Finally sent that little aunt away!"

"Oh! Did I say it was all right? I told her..."

Lingyou started hesitating again in the middle of speaking.

　Today's code word efficiency is super high!happy!I bought a little jacket I like very much, happy!Prepare the lessons for the students early!happy!All in all, today is a happy coder!
　　
　
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