Quick Travel: Records of Extraordinary Creatures

Chapter 4 Please Call Me Meow Zetian (4)

It's just that after Gao Ting and Chi Xia finished their dinner, Qu Jie's little life was not so easy.

She was carried by Gao Ting to the sofa in the living room.

I have accepted a re-education of moral civilization and courtesy.

During the education process, the head was touched for a long time, the hair was smoothed for half an hour, and the stomach was forcibly confiscated, and a hand warmer was made for more than an hour. These operations are absolutely appropriate for people, and they can be used for kittens. , That's clearly the expression of the shit-shoveling officer's love.

Qu Jie was a little uncomfortable at first, but she knew she couldn't resist, and gradually got used to it after resigning herself to her fate.

Hypnotize yourself as if you were receiving a massage.

Hey, not to mention, it's really comfortable.

In the past three years of getting along, Gao Ting has already figured out the weakness of her own Jubao, and she is proficient in her techniques. Qu Jie can't resist her instinct for a while, and enjoys it comfortably.

"Honey, my circle of friends is very lively today,"

After Chi Xia finished his dinner, he specially took some time to edit the short video that had already started at noon, but was unable to edit and produce it because of his nap, uploaded it to several of his social accounts, and got it in a short while. After many clicks and comments, he happily walked into the living room with his mobile phone and showed off to Gao Ting:

"Many people also liked it on other platforms."

"You can be regarded as spreading your family ugliness. You are trading the dignity of our orange for attention. Fortunately, it can neither surf the Internet nor read. Otherwise, it will definitely be in a hurry with you."

After teasing a few words with a smile, Gao Ting also moved to Chi Xia's phone with interest, and read the comments.

【Civet Cat: Bearing a grudge...】

[Haha, it's not too late for meow to take revenge! 】

[The orange pig is such a good-for-nothing, it looks so much fatter than the raccoon cat, but in the end it was pressed and beaten. Could this be the difference between the flowers grown in the greenhouse and those grown in the wild? 】

【When I was a guest in the past, I knew that Treasure Juice was a bit cowardly, and some cats were aggressive, but I didn't expect that it could be so cheap that other cats took revenge and came to beat them! 】

[It's so miserable, are you okay? 】

[The last two twitches are really amazing, as if they were really dead, more real than many actors' fake deaths, enroll the hairy child in a class, don't delay the child. 】

[I'm more curious about what Ju Bao said? 】

[Let's put it this way, others have to at least greet my parents and ancestors for eighteen generations, and the greetings are very dirty. At the same time, I have to drink and strengthen my courage, so that I can fight like that stray raccoon cat. go to the door. 】

[The one above has a good temper! 】

【He has a good temper, but he is cowardly...】

"That's right, you must not let Treasure Orange know. You don't know how bad-tempered and vengeful our little boy is. He tripped over him while walking last time. He barked at me for a long time. Thinking about it now, he probably didn't say anything." No good words, it doesn't count after scolding, it still hides away to scare me for four or five days in a row, then jumps out suddenly to scare me, and pulls my pants.

Even my pair of cotton slippers were bitten by it.

Later, I thought about it carefully for a while, and I always felt that it might want to fight back and make me fall too, so I pretended to be tripped by it, fell down, stood up in front of it, and pretended to be lame in my left leg for a while.

Not to mention, I might have guessed right.

After that it didn't bother anymore. "

When mentioning this matter, Chi Xia felt both angry and funny. If someone did something like this, then he must be very angry. Even if it was his girlfriend who did it, he didn't say anything, and he felt uncomfortable, but a How can he care about the cat, he can only get used to it and let it go.

But don't say, this time Ju Bao was beaten up, Chi Xia still felt a little bit dark in his heart, he was finally taught a lesson, sure enough, if his own children don't teach him a lesson, sooner or later someone will teach him a lesson for you, that's true reason.

It is suitable for cats with cheap mouths!

"Hearing what you said, why do I feel that Jubao is like a spoiled child? I have also experienced a few similar things, but at the time I thought it was just a kitten who didn't understand anything and could only accommodate it. Accommodate it.

But now that I think about it carefully, what is the difference between this idea and the parents of those bear children who say that he is just a child? Cats should be able to teach, right? Isn’t it said that cats have the IQ of children of three or five years old?
Some three or five-year-old children are sensible. "

"Wait, husband, tell me, both of us have raised a cat like this. If we raise a child later, we won't bring a bear child!"

Although the two of them are not yet married, they are only living together as boyfriend and girlfriend for the time being, and having a child is far away, but Gao Ting still diverted her thinking a little bit, worrying about the child who has no shadow yet.

I feel that I am not capable of teaching children well.

"Oh, you think too much. You can think so far on such a small matter. How can a cat be the same as a human? Isn't it? .

Otherwise, we will learn the lesson of Jubao.

Be strict with your kids.

Ann, don't think about what you have and what you don't have. Besides, before you have a baby, you have to think about other things first. Think about when you will marry me? "

Although Chi Xia thought his girlfriend's idea was too funny, he still took the opportunity to mention the matter of marriage.

His girlfriends all mentioned the education of their children in the future.

It's not too much for him to mention marriage!
"Don't interrupt me. What I'm talking about is the education of Ju Bao. I've decided that I want to make Ju Bao into, oh no, a civilized and polite cat with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physique and beauty. Let me be a cat first. Babysitting simulation.

Uh...why does it feel like the Orange Treasure is getting heavy again.

The decision is made, let's start with losing weight. I heard people say that it is not good for a cat to be too fat. Our orange treasure is too heavy. The last time I weighed it was almost catties. The other cats are only about catties. Tomorrow morning You take it out for a walk, no, you take it out tonight.

It just so happens that you also go out for a run to lose weight.

When I first met you, you were 1.8 meters tall and weighed 120 pounds. I said you were a little skinny, but you really listened to my words. After a few years, it directly swelled to 180. Hey, to be honest, if it weren’t for a little emotional support Now, I want to break up with you.

Don't you always ask me when will I get married?

Let me give you a promise, lose weight quickly, and I will marry you if you lose 140 pounds, or if you have six-pack abs or something, you can turn the fat on your body into tendons.

Even if it's important, I can accept it. "

"Nowadays when you get married and hold a wedding, the wedding photos probably won't look good. If you don't know, you might think that you have a net worth of hundreds of millions. I'm here to stay with you for money.

In sugar daddy yet.

You just lose weight and get married right away.

People only get fat after they get married, and you get fat before you get married. It's not clear that I regret it. "

Taking advantage of today's opportunity, Gao Ting simply suppressed what she hadn't the nerve to say in her heart for nearly a year, and said it. After all, it's not a problem to delay not getting married. They have lived together for several years, but she really doesn't want to marry like this. To be willing, she still hopes that her wedding can be more perfect, not only her own perfection, but also the one around her when she gets married.

There is still a gap between the wedding photos taken at 180 jin and jin. Although it can be made up with photo editing software, it can only deceive people who do not attend the wedding and only wish a few words in the circle of friends. .

You can't lie to yourself and your family and friends.

Besides, wedding photos can be repaired, but how about certificate photos?
　For the time being, there will be one update every day, and there will be two updates after a while, and I will ask for recommendations for collection, thank you.

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(End of this chapter)