Quick Travel: Records of Extraordinary Creatures
Chapter 259 Love is not a brain
The night after Qu Jie left.
Hu Ya summoned all his children to the study, burned all the novels in the study with fox fire in front of them, and then took out a pile of jade slips when they were confused:
"From today onwards, our family no longer needs to read books at all, and all of them are changed to jade slips for study, one for each person, which contains all the content you need to learn.
There are also many new chapter novels! "
Jade slips, as long as one is produced, it is easy to copy if the mental power is strong and the number of jade slips is sufficient. It is slightly more difficult than copying and pasting storage disks, but the difficulty is limited.
The jade slips distributed by Hu Ya all have the same content, including a set of pinyin dictionaries, a set of enlightenment books, and thousands of novels superimposed. It can be said that the things left by Qu Jie have been moved into the whole set by him. Among the jade slips, dozens of copies were copied and distributed to children.
"Wait, Dad, haven't we already been enlightened? Why do we still need to learn? Didn't you tell us back then that we only need to know how to read?"
"That's right, dad, we are already so old, we don't need to learn it, and we won't need it if we learn it.
We don't plan to take the imperial examination! "
"Let the 21th brother and the st sister learn it. They are two young and have not finished the enlightenment class. They have learned well. We don't need it. There is no need."
"I'll just read the novel!"
Before reading the content of the Jade Slips, those fox brothers and sisters who were relatively older, had already been enlightened, and knew most of the words, hurriedly expressed their rejection, and pushed the youngest two out. Well, let the youngest ones take on this kind of learning. They are old, they don’t need it, and they don’t have the motivation to do it. It’s good to play games.
Although Hu Erlang and Hu 21mei's faces were a little dark, but the matter of enlightenment was already going on, and they couldn't shirk it even if they wanted to, so they could only keep silent.
And check the contents of the jade slip.
Then they were even more confused, because there were many things in the jade slip that they didn't know at all, and those circled characters, they had never seen before.
It always feels as if they have to learn new knowledge again. When they think of this, they have even more headaches. Who is not a scumbag?
"That's enough, shut up!
With your current level of knowledge, it is certainly enough to be a vixen, but have you not seen that being a father has already become a human being, from body to soul, and you will have to go through this step in the future. When the time comes, Our family is no longer a fox family, but a human family.
As a human race, if you want to pass it on for a long time, and want to have a certain status, is it okay to have no knowledge and culture?
The new knowledge and new enlightenment content in this jade slip are all compiled by Qu Jie. These things she created must be for your own benefit, so don't give me slack, you must study hard for me.
Whoever can't learn, I will criticize whoever does not learn to be mischievous and slack, I will also criticize whoever, by the way, the authority of your game console is now in my hands.
As long as I think about it, I can upgrade the anti-addiction mode of the game console in your hand at any time to become a small black room mode, directly turning the game console into a brick, and can't play anything. Only when I open the permission can it be restored.
So don't try to be lazy with me. "
Hu Ya couldn't understand what Qu Jie said, so naturally he couldn't follow it directly, so he used his parental authority, plus Qu Jie gave him the authority to play games, to force him to do so. .
Then, it can be said that there was a wail below.
After all, it would be a terrible thing for the game console to be blocked and directly turned into bricks. Then they would have to go back to the boring days before, but Hu Dalang, Hu Ermei and others still did not give up struggling.
"Father, if we don't want to be human, I think it's good to be a vixen, there's nothing wrong with it.
I don't want to be a human, so I don't have to study. After all, you also said that you don't need to know so much to be a vixen. I think life is pretty good now.
No need to be human! "
"Yes, yes, Dad, I think so too."
"Father, you can't force us all to become human beings. We have all become human beings. Isn't that right? There is a saying that there are several dead ancestors or several forgotten scriptures. Anyway, we can't forget. The ancestors were not.
I am willing to sacrifice myself and still be a vixen.
Keep the incense of the fox family for our family. "
"Sixth Sister is right, I am willing too!"
I don’t know if it’s because the study is too painful, or some other reason, anyway, they’re noisy and lively, so they almost patted their chests and yelled that I’m a vixen, I’m proud, I’m proud, don’t change people, as long as you don’t Let them learn, everything is easy to handle.
Hu Ya was almost sucked in by his anger.
He really shouldn't have indulged these guys too much at the beginning, but now they are all even more stubborn.
In the end, he directly upgraded everyone's game consoles to the small black room mode, and said that whoever has completed the latest enlightenment courses and whoever has learned the latest pinyin learning modes will restore them.
Otherwise, the small black house mode will be maintained for a lifetime.
Then they beat each other again.
They had nothing to say.
Sure enough, one should not be too polite when treating some guys. Huairou education is not useful for everyone, or monsters. Some people or monsters just need to be treated harshly.
The next step, of course, is to start the new enlightenment teaching.
And because all the game consoles have been upgraded to the small black room mode, they can't be used at all, and all the foxes can only read the new novels in the jade slips when they are bored.
Then they discovered a new world, and found out that novels are not just about love, you love me, I love you, misunderstandings occur, resolve misunderstandings, and then get together, and there is a lot of mess after marriage. There are things about my heart, what will happen if I can’t have a son, a bunch of daughters are abused by their mother-in-law and other messy things, and there are even pregnancies that turn into their original forms and scare the husband to death. A series of monsters and so on, and finally ended in a tragic death.
And in the palace, you hurt me, I hurt you, the queen used poison to sterilize the harem, the emperor used sterilizing drugs to prevent a certain concubine from getting pregnant, and the even more ruthless queen sterilized the emperor directly, which can save a lot of sterilizing drugs every year.
In addition, there are even women who are strong, fox monsters, who try to become emperors, counterattack all the way, and become immortals.
That wonderful level of dog blood.
Definitely something they've never experienced before.
Those who are already literate are better, but those fox demons who haven't studied hard before, and those who have not yet received a complete enlightenment, are really scratching their heads and scratching their heads, more like monkeys than monkeys, wishing to know all the characters immediately.
Then it is convenient for them to read those wonderful story books.
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