My beast is not an evil god.
Chapter 146: Little Spider becomes a yandere! LSP is ecstatic! King of Bliss
Chapter 146: Little Spider becomes a yandere! LSP is ecstatic! King of Bliss (asking for monthly votes)
"Who would go to a place like that?"
Lu Yu expressed strong condemnation and disdain for this little yellow man Zhou.
But even though he condemned it, he still had to go, this afternoon... It wasn't that he was interested in this kind of place, but he, Huang, had an incompatible relationship with gambling and drugs.
I just want to go to the brothels in another world to witness the cultural heritage, learn new trends, explore the customs and habits of other races, understand the gap between different races, and contribute my own efforts to human diplomacy.
Although Lu Yu became a beastmaster, he never forgot.
I am a person who loves to learn!
Tears!
"But this nice place...isn't it a tavern?"
Lu Yu remembered that when he went to get the pet, Zhou Cheng's [Round Light Mirror Monster] said that this lsp always wanted to go to the tavern to see Taotao and eat Taotao.
Could it be that the boss lady has developed a new business?
Of course, it is not ruled out that Zhou Cheng's XP has skyrocketed, and he wants to make a guide to tasting alien races, such as trolls, mermaids, and the like. Oh, and the limb-jointing demon.
I can tolerate Lu Yu in the previous part, but I don’t know how to complain about the Limb-Connecting Demon. How did this thing get chosen?
What? Do you want to have more fun by splicing some seafood or tentacles?
"I almost forgot about these guys. Let's raid them when we get a chance."
However, it also reminded Lu Yu that although the leader of the limb-jointed demons had been defeated, the materials of the Thousand-Faced Demon that had been scattered before had not been recovered, and the group of limb-jointed demons that had been spawned were still causing trouble.
Especially without the suppression of the mother, and without the need to hand over nutrients, these parasitic filarial worms will grow faster.
However, facing the rats whose essence surpasses that of the Thousand-Faced Demon, they are just a group of mobile experience packs. Whether they are used to feed the Thousand-Faced Soul Tree or to charge the power ring, they are both good choices.
"Today is a good day..."
Thinking of this, Lu Yu hummed a tune happily and prepared to make an extraordinary meal.
"Hey!"
The little spider who had been eavesdropping was a little confused, so he turned around and asked the rat why the owner said that serious people would not go, but then he went and seemed very happy.
Isn’t the master a decent person?
In response, Shushu pondered for a while and replied:
"Maybe...when a man says no, he actually means yes!"
Speaking of this, Shushu also became a little alert. He must keep an eye on Xiu Ren and not let him go astray. What's at home is the best.
After hearing the answer, Spider-Man's delicate face showed a big puzzlement.
The master said no = yes?
Human culture is profound and extensive!
It seems like it would be nice to help the master arrange everything and stay by his side forever...
Lu Yu didn't know that Shu Shu was teaching the little spider bad things. He was planning to use bronze millet to cook. The extraordinary grains that he had ordered before were delivered last night, and then a special person delivered them to his door, which caused quite a stir.
If I had to describe it, it would be a feeling like the Dragon King returning to the city. It's awkward, but the Darkmoon Chamber of Commerce really understands the psychology of its customers.
As for moving to a big villa in a wealthy area... Lu Yu had considered it, but it was enough for now and had familiar things. When the egg evolved and could no longer accommodate it, there would still be time to move on.
Lu Yu took out the bronze millet. It had an appearance of spikes or racemes, or panicles, and was bronze in color. It looked like a finely crafted bronze ware, with an extraordinary spirituality hidden within.
This is one of the few extraordinary grains that can be used by humans. It can strengthen the body. Some bronze-bodied pets can improve their potential by using it for a long time.
Bronze millet that has grown for more than ten years will turn into silver millet, which is also beneficial for the Morning Star Rank. After more than a hundred years, it will transform into golden holy light millet, and have a chance to give birth to spirituality and become a special plant-based pet. The grains it produces are effective even for the giant level.
But the difficulty is too high. Even ordinary bronze millet will be fought over by monsters as soon as it matures. Only a few can survive the first year, let alone more than a hundred years. There will also be various insect pests in the meantime.
Since its appearance is similar to millet in the previous life, or yellow rice, the cooking method should be similar.
In order to ensure the natural taste of the ingredients and for higher quality, Lu Yu chose the simplest method. He directly set up a pot, shelled the millet after steaming it, revealing the bronze particles inside. He then added water and simmered it over low heat. Finally, he added a lotus seed and made a pot of bronze millet porridge.
The name sounds nice, the process is meticulous, and the finished product is…
"Hmm...it makes sense that green is not suitable as the main color of food."
Lu Yu looked at the pot of green porridge and couldn't help but fall silent. He felt that it would be better to call it "Forgiveness Porridge".
After all, if you take a bite, either you or your opponent will ascend to heaven. As long as they are dead, what can't be forgiven?
"I'm leaving now!"
Shushu took a look and drove away on his soul cloud.
The cultivator finally showed his true colors and prepared to poison the hamster.
"What a coward!"
Lu Yu glanced at it and sneered. Shushu retorted:
"Little cultivator, if you have the guts, take a bite!"
"If you keep talking, I'll deduct all your snack funds for next month."
Lu Yu's words hit Shu Shu's soft spot. He instantly felt aggrieved and complained about "tyrant" and "dictator" in his heart but didn't dare to say it out loud.
After all, after losing twenty bags of potato chips, its capital chain was on the verge of collapse, and it has even subcontracted most of the tasks to new honest rat clones, who can also do the job and are paid cheaper.
But it can only relieve the urgent need temporarily.
If Shu Shu doesn't get funding relief next month, he might really be thrown to the gallows.
Oh, the grown rat can bend and stretch, don’t bully the young rat because he is poor!
"Hey!"
While Lu Yu and Shu Shu were arguing, the little spider took a bite and a satisfied expression appeared on his face.
"Hey!"
Delicious, just like the good food before!
Lu Yu breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that it had reached [Good Quality]. However, to achieve the specific effect, he still needed to use his good friend, the Gluttony Crucible.
When the Gluttony Crucible was released, it obediently lifted the lid. It had gotten used to this process and just wanted to finish the work quickly and go back home.
However, when it saw this pot of bronze lotus millet porridge, it was completely dumbfounded, and looked at Lu Yu with a look as if to say "You actually eat this stuff".
It quickly closed the lid, trying to prevent the stuff from entering its body, as it would spoil it.
However, Lu Yu did not care about the opinion of the Gluttonous Crucible and forced it in. Because the quality was higher than ordinary food, it took three times as long as before.
Kaka!
Almost ten minutes later, just when Lu Yu thought that the Gluttony Crucible was going to be scrapped, it made a sound:
"Following the ancient scales of fate... I will take away ten strands of your hair."
Accompanied by a burst of ghostly sounds, the price emerged, which was ten times greater than the previous price.
So Lu Yu took out the hair that had fallen when he asked Little Spider to help with cleaning. Otherwise, he would become bald sooner or later if he kept pulling out his hair every day.
Lu Yu counted out ten and handed them to the Gluttonous Crucible. Under the latter's resentful gaze, he took out the transformed food, which was emitting a dark golden glow.
Dark gold epic quality!
The originally green porridge now takes on an emerald color and exudes an enticing fragrance. The moment you smell it, you can't help but salivate.
Lu Yu's Eye of Truth opens and relevant data is presented.
【Bronze Millet Porridge (Excellent)】
[Special Effect: Good Luck]
[Extraordinary food made by the Gate Master himself. After consuming one fifth of it, the effect will take effect. It can strengthen the physique, strengthen the spirituality, and gain a buff that lasts for one day - good luck, lucky attribute bonus, and the probability of encountering good things will increase.]
Lu Yu was also a little surprised that such high-quality food could actually begin to give him this kind of luck-boosting buff.
Luck and misfortune are already branch abilities of the fate system, and are extremely terrifying.
Pets with related abilities are even rarer than those of the time type, and most of them are of the bad luck attribute, with very few of the lucky type.
This attribute ability seems illusory, but it is crucial.
If two people work equally hard, the one with better luck will definitely achieve far more than the other in the end. Even in a battle, good luck can give you the upper hand.
As the saying goes: When good luck comes, heaven and earth are on your side; when bad luck is gone, even heroes cannot be free.
To be more practical, winning the lottery in a scratch-off ticket is also a good thing.
Moreover, if excellent quality has the [Lucky Star] appear, then when it comes to perfect quality or even supreme quality, won’t there be a chance that buffs such as [Son of Destiny] and [Great Fortune] will appear?
When he goes out to pick up a magic weapon, his tiger body shakes, and a bunch of beauties and subordinates bow down to him, making his opponents unlucky in all kinds of ways.
Especially Lu Yu, his luck has been bad since he got the forbidden curse, so it would be a good thing to have a good buff to improve it.
Well… for example, I won’t get caught when I go out to play with Zhou Cheng.
"dinner time."
Just as Lu Yu was about to share the food, he suddenly spotted a white figure appearing in the corner of the living room. The white fox looked at Lu Yu with a pair of beautiful eyes, gentle and charming, and uttered a soft hum:
"Chirp!"
It has been waiting for food obediently.
"Even if you are not full of energy, will the lucky type come? Or is it simply because the quality of the food has improved and you are greedy?"
Lu Yu was a little surprised to see the white fox after a long absence. He hadn't eaten yet, but how come his luck had improved? The golden thigh had come to him. So he used a bowl to divide the food into five portions. Although Dandan was sleeping, it would not miss a single portion.
Every pet is treated equally.
"This vixen is here again!"
When Shushu saw the white fox, his expression was solemn, as if a melon farmer guarding the melon field saw a badger.
The third pet must be its little brother and thug - Dandan.
"Hey!"
Spider-Man greeted him enthusiastically, making Rat feel like the boss had surrendered to the enemy first.
The white fox nodded in response, becoming much more active than before, and its fur became more brilliant, with stars twinkling in the dark nebula behind it.
"good to eat!"
Shushu tasted the bronze millet porridge and almost bit off his tongue because of the delicious taste, and then he began to wolf it down. Lu Yu also tasted the bronze millet porridge. The moment he took a bite, a mysterious energy surged into his body, flowing through his limbs and bones, strengthening his physique by about one tenth, and his spirituality was also improved. He only needed an opportunity to break through to the gold level.
As for the lucky attribute...it is invisible and intangible, and you will probably only know it when you go out.
The white fox moved gracefully. After eating, it did not leave in a hurry, but it did not give Lu Yu more star leaves either. It just looked at Lu Yu curiously.
"It looks like it will only be replenished after it's used up..."
Lu Yu didn't feel much regret. He slowly stretched out his hand and tried to touch the white fox's head. If the other party showed signs of rejection, he would immediately retract his hand.
"Chirp!"
The white fox not only did not refuse, but also actively moved closer. It was as soft as silk and had a slightly cool touch, making him want to hug it to sleep.
It’s definitely nice to hold someone while sleeping in your arms in the summer!
"Shameless! Obscene! So astringent! What are you doing in front of Shu Shu!"
Shushu's eyes turned red when he saw this scene!
The perverted cultivator’s stance is too unsteady!
You were captured by the vixen outside so quickly. Don’t you know that the pet at home is the best?
As for the little spider, he looked calm when he saw this scene, but he felt unhappy in his heart.
When Lu Yu was thinking, he suddenly felt an itchy feeling on the palm of his hand. He looked down and found that the white fox stretched out its bright red tongue and gently licked his palm.
"How cute! I finally understand King Zhou's happiness!"
Lu Yu was almost melted by the cuteness. Just when he was about to touch the white fox's belly, the white fox suddenly turned into starlight and disappeared, leaving him a little confused.
But he didn't think much about it. He had a great harvest today, so he just took the angry rat and the little spider and took a taxi there.
Soon at the agreed location, I saw a coquettish guy in a black and red leather jacket, special combat boots and sunglasses. He was leaning against the wall alone, with a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, exhaling smoke rings from time to time, with the vicissitudes of a mature uncle.
"This guy shouldn't be called so handsome that he has no friends, he should be called so flirty that he has no friends!"
Lu Yu complained in his heart, and when he saw the cigarette ash under Zhou Cheng's feet, he knew that this guy must have been posing for a long time.
Just as he was about to say hello, Lu Yu was startled when he suddenly saw a figure walking towards Zhou Cheng.
I actually caught a girl!
Zhou Cheng was busy posing when he suddenly heard a delicate voice behind him:
"Handsome guy, can you add me your contact information?"
"Oh, when..."
Zhou Cheng raised the corners of his mouth, lowered his voice, and turned around gracefully. However, what came into view was a broad figure. At first glance, he didn't see the head, only the neck.
He had a bad feeling in his heart!
He slowly raised his head and saw a female man who was over two meters tall. Her strong back and strong arms seemed a little modest at this moment. As for her appearance... well, if you didn't know, you would think she was of troll descent. She was looking at him greedily.
"It's exactly what I like. Oh my god, I think I'm falling in love..."
This voice made Zhou Cheng shudder. Then, under the girl's surprised gaze, he stretched out his hands and fumbled around in the air, saying in confusion:
"Excuse me, where is the blind path leading to the city center..."
"Tsk, he looks so well dressed, but turns out to be a blind man. What a waste of my time." The female man immediately lost interest, spit, and turned away.
"That was a close call. I almost got caught..."
Zhou Cheng looked at her tall back as she left, and just as he breathed a sigh of relief, a voice rang out from behind him again:
"Handsome guy, can you add me your contact information?"
The voice is rough, not like a woman's!
Zhou Cheng was so scared that he quickly distanced himself, turned around and saw Lu Yu with a teasing look in his eyes, and thought to himself, it's all over.
It’s dead again!
But Zhou Cheng is a seasoned veteran after all, he sneered:
"Okay, brother likes this type of you, man on man!"
As soon as he finished speaking, several girls passing by quickened their pace with expressions of fear, and there was a hint of regret and excitement in their eyes when they looked at Lu Yu.
It's a pity that he is so handsome.
The real truth is that if you hurt the enemy a thousand, you will lose eight hundred of your own!
Lu Yu rolled his eyes, underestimating Zhou Cheng's shamelessness. He didn't want to start a conversation with him about gay things, so he asked instead:
"Are we going to the tavern next?"
"Who said we should go to a tavern? It's a serious place. It's just that the proprietress isn't serious. Ahem…"
Zhou Cheng couldn't stand Lu Yu's meaningful look, so he said:
"We're going to Fun Street!"
"Happy Street?"
Lu Yu was a little confused. It was the first time he heard this name. Although he had rich theoretical knowledge, he did not know most of the secrets.
But it sounds like...it doesn't really seem like a good place.
Zhou Cheng saw the little spider on Lu Yu's shoulder, extinguished the half-smoked cigarette in his hand, stomped on it a few times and said:
"It's normal that you don't know. This is also a special secret place, but it... can be moved."
Lu Yu was a little surprised. It was the first time he saw a movable secret realm. Could it be a floating city? Or was it carried by a pet?
To be called a street, it must be at least hundreds or even thousands of meters long. It can definitely be called a behemoth!
Zhou Cheng looked at the shock in Lu Yu's eyes and felt happy. He finally won against this kid. He continued:
"I can tell you a piece of news. There are not just one Happy Street, but eighteen, five main streets and thirteen secondary streets, throughout the entire alliance. They can even be found across the Abyss. The one that came to the border this time is one of them. I just don't know if it is one of the five core Happy Streets.
As for whether there is something carrying them, no one knows, because the entire street exists in a different space, and the process of entering and leaving is extremely secretive. If Happy Street hadn't actively spread the invitation cards, no one would even be able to find it. "
When Lu Yu heard this, his first reaction was that there was no need for Fengyuechang to go this far. It was more like an upgraded version of the black market!
Zhou Cheng saw Lu Yu's reaction and knew that he understood. He nodded and continued:
"That's right. Happy Street is essentially a special black market. It has auctions and high-end mutual aid associations, and it also functions as a den of money. There are often some good things in it. You have made a fortune recently, so you can buy some materials or props needed for your pets, and even some ancient inheritances.
Because fighting is prohibited there, in addition to a large number of evil cults and wanted beastmasters who have mixed in, there are even quite a few alien races who have opened shops there, which is quite unique.
For example, deep-sea murlocs have extremely high melee skills, and are therefore extremely good at massage. The deep massage by an experienced murloc technician can eliminate fatigue in the muscles and bones and prevent hidden injuries, making it suitable for some pets that undergo high-intensity training.
There is also the song of the Ocean Siren, which can soothe your spirit. It is suitable for you to recuperate. Whether it is spiritual transformation or promotion to Morning Star, your spirit, will, and spirituality must be stable. When you enter the Mother River in the future, your emotions must be stable..."
Lu Yu looked at Zhou Cheng who was chattering non-stop, and felt warm in his heart. He could feel that the other party was thinking about him.
Zhou Cheng didn’t know that Lu Yu’s mental problem had been solved. In fact, it was the world that was wrong. No one noticed that there was something wrong with the sun.
He just thought that Lu Yu might still leave hidden dangers, and his level of worry was no less than that of his own uncle.
Hearing this, Lu Yu asked curiously, "Who is behind such a big move?"
Just by hearing the description, Lu Yu could feel that these were eighteen cash cows, collecting resources from all over the world, with a grand layout, and they could also enter the other side of the abyss. This was definitely not something that ordinary people could do.
Zhou Cheng glanced around and said in a low voice:
"In fact, the real owner of Happy Street has always been a mystery, but there are rumors that it is very likely related to King Bliss, but he has never publicly admitted it."
King Ji Le, one of the kings of the human race, is the most powerful being standing above countless lives.
Lu Yu was also surprised. He didn't expect that there was a True King involved behind Happy Street. This was the second time he heard news about the True King. The first time was the origin of Lilith, the power that was almost like a void creation.
But think about it, if it wasn't for the huge background, how could the Alliance allow a high-level black market with all the five poisons to roam in the human territory.
Even if it only attracts beastmasters and does not affect humans, it will not work.
Since he is one of the people with the highest say within the human race, everything becomes reasonable.
Joy... Desire... Bliss...
It’s hard to say there is no connection, but as to why exactly, it’s unknown.
After all, existence of this level has transcended the limits of mortals. Using Lu Yu's current thinking to guess his thoughts is as ridiculous as an ant thinking about humans.
Lu Yu smiled and asked, "Is there no more exciting store?"
"Of course there are. In a normal Happy Street, there will be places like the Spirit Banshee Psychological Consultation Shop, the Wood Elf Maid Shop, the Mermaid Brothel, the Mountain Troll Bone Correction Shop, the Dragon Massage Shop, and even the confessional room of the COS Thorn Church, which looks more like a nun than the nuns in the church..."
Zhou Cheng was also talking excitedly when he suddenly noticed a bunch of passers-by stopped and pretended to be playing with their phones, but they were actually listening carefully. Although the disguise was good, there were too many people and the road was blocked.
"Don't stand together..."
The traffic police were preparing to disperse the crowd, but they were fascinated by Zhou Cheng's introduction. After Zhou Cheng shut up, they couldn't help but ask:
"anything else?"
These beast masters are really good at playing tricks, it’s really interesting to listen to them.
Zhou Cheng held his forehead with his hand, feeling like he was dying every day. He just ran away with Lu Yu. The crowd gradually dispersed, and he prepared to go back and brag to his family.
Lu Yu followed Zhou Cheng and went straight to the outside of the city. He saw the other party took out a black card with a pattern of two winged snakes, one pink and one purple, entwined and biting an apple. The picture was vivid, as if apple juice was dripping, giving people a feeling of freedom, tranquility and enjoyment.
"This is the pass to Happy Street. Without it, you can't enter. This time, Happy Street will go to the border and in addition to distributing the cards for those who are destined to enter, every beastmaster who has achieved spiritual transformation will receive one..."
Zhou Cheng flicked the cards as he spoke.
Hiss!
Along with the sound of a snake spitting out its tongue, the two snake shadows on the card suddenly projected out, intertwined together, and turned into a pink portal.
Zhou Cheng stepped in, and Lu Yu followed closely behind him. However, the moment he approached, the portal suddenly vibrated, and he thought something went wrong.
But it soon stabilized, so Lu Yu quickened his pace and stepped over. After he left, ripples appeared in the void behind the portal, and a shadow emerged, looking towards Dayuan City.
Or……
A white figure on top of the tower in Dayuan City.
On the other side, Lu Yu also successfully entered the place known as the paradise on earth - Happy Street!
What comes into view is more like a splendid ancient city than a street, with numerous exquisite pavilions, towers, carved balustrades and jade bricks.
It is difficult to describe it with the word "magnificent". It has an indescribable luxury and prosperity, as if gold is everywhere. Coming here, you can get all the happiness.
There were many beastmasters and some strange-looking aliens coming and going on the road, and the most common ones were the women wearing cool clothes, etc.
Lu Yu finally understood what was so awesome about the female Centaur warrior!
On both sides of the road, there are a large number of shops, covered with slogans, displaying all kinds of enchanting beauties and exotic goods.
Compared with this, the previous black market was like a small country store.
And Lu Yu and Zhou Cheng’s first stop is…
Listen to music in the brothel!
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